Perverts 'R' Us

Tina Gets Blackballed

By Joe the Bow ( MFM, IR, fist )

"Hi Kim, glad you decided to come," I said, leading the pretty young lady into the living room, "Please take a seat."

"Now, are you really sure you want to do this?" I asked.

"Oh yes… No… Yes… Oh I don't know."

"OK, let me tell you again. Once you start, there's no going back. It's like crack or coke. Once you start you can't stop. So you need to be sure this is really what you want."

"Ok, I'm sure. I want to do it. Yes I really do," she said.

"All right if you're sure. We've got an hour or so before they arrive. We can get ready in slow time. First we need to make sure your pubes are all gone and your pussy is as smooth as a baby's bum. Then we can have a shower, get lubed and oiled before getting dressed. Let's go get started."

"Tina, how'd you get started with all this?" she asked.

"Long story, but I suppose we have the time, so long as we keep going while I tell you the story.

It all started when I was nineteen. I'd been married to Rob for just over a year. You know Rob, he's a great guy - tall, rugged, dependable, funny. Well he only has one problem. He can't get it up - at least not with me. Every time we tried, he just stayed limp. It wasn't until much later we found what he needed, but more of that later.

Anyway, Rob got a promotion and a big fat hike in his salary, so he decided I could have a car of my own but we'd need a new garage first. The existing one was barely big enough to hold his, so he decided to have it knocked down and a great big triple car affair built in its place. Once it was completed, I could go out and buy the car I wanted. Mind you the car I wanted then wasn't anything like the car I wanted afterwards.

The day the work was due to start came around. I was dreading all the noise, dust, mess and disruption. I pulled on a pair of sneakers, jeans, blouse and a big floppy pullover. Just before Rob left, the guys and gear arrived. They put a couple of skips on the lawn, and a small digger arrived on a lorry. Rob talked to the guys and drove off leaving me to all the crap.

When he'd gone and the odd vehicles cleared off, I found there were two guys doing the actual work. Fuck, they were two big black mother-fuckers - all rippling muscles and shiny skin. They stripped down to jeans and boots before getting stuck in. As I stood at the window watching, my pants began to get damp. Fuck, I was getting horny! I went up to the bedroom and stripped off before setting to work with the big fat black dildo I kept in my bottom drawer. Normally I could bring myself off with this, but today all it did was made me hornier.

I threw it back in the drawer and got dressed. I don't know what made me do it, but I pulled on a pair of black hold-ups that went right up to my crotch, and a pair of four inch red heels, then this micro kilt I'd bought, never intending to wear. I pulled on a tight red t-shirt, took it off, cut it across the middle and pulled the top half back on. Fuck, it hardly covered my tits. Then I snapped a bracelet on my left ankle.

In the kitchen, I boiled the kettle before taking a pair of steaming mugs out to the guys. They smiled, noticing how I looked. They could hardly ignore it now, could they? We introduced ourselves, they were Meat and Ham and would be doing most of the work themselves over the next four weeks. I left them and teetered back into the house, juices trickling down my legs.

A little while later Ham brought the mugs back and asked to use the john. I stood in the living room biting my thumb and crisscrossing my legs as I waited for him to come out. "Look," he said, "I know you want it. You're busting for it. Look what you're wearing and the way you're standing. Hell your pussy juices are running down your legs. All you need to do is take off your clothes and I'll give what you want."

I just stood there. 'I'm gonna fuck the shit outta you before this job's finished. You know it, I know it, so don't piss about. Just get naked and we'll get started.'

I still stood there. "Ok, as soon as you make up your mind all you have to do is get naked and come get me. Don't worry about Meat, he'll want a piece of you too and with all these trees and hedges no one else will see. Remember, you must be naked or no dice."

I was standing there dumbfounded as he left and returned to work. The pair were certainly workers. An hour later they had the roof dismantled and in the skip. I watched their glistening rippling muscles as they wielded their sledge hammers and shovels. Finally I stood in the window and pulled the tee shirt up over my head while Ham watched, he just kept on shovelling. I stepped out of my skirt and he just carried on working. Fuck, he really wanted me to do it.

I stood in the doorway wearing only my sodden black nylons and red heels. He just carried on shovelling. I walked right up to him. "What you want?" he asked.

"I want the shit fucked out of me," I said.

"Are you sure you want to do this?"

"I'm sure."

"You know once we get started, I'm not gonna stop until both of us are satisfied - both of us!"

"Ok."

He grabbed his big lunch pail, took me by the hand and led me back into the house. Why he needed his lunch pail I soon found out.

"Ok, Doll, this is how it's gonna be. First we get ready, then I fuck the shit outta you. When I'm finished Meat'll take over, then I'll have another session and finally Meat'll have another go. In the middle it'll be lunchtime and we'll both take you at the same time. Sometime during the day you'll pass out. It's not a problem, every time we do this the honkey passes out. However it won't stop us. You'll cum like you never came in your short life and you'll keep cumming. When we finish, you'll go to bed and curl up into a ball, they always do. In the morning you'll wake up early. Your pussy will be puckering and so will your ass. The juices will be running down your legs and you won't be able to wait until we get here. When we do you'll practically rape us. Now don't think this is bragging, it's just the way it is. Now are you sure you want to do this?"

I just nodded my head.

"Ok, let's get this show on the road."

He opened the pail and arranged the contents on the table. First out was a can of crazy foam, then a razor kit, a towel, large bottle of body oil, and a tub of Star Lube. Fuck, this guy came prepared.

"You were sure of yourself, weren't you?"

"It can only happen so many times before you start to come prepared. Now get up on the table so I can get these pubes off."

Ham squirted out a large handful of foam and slapped it on my pussy. Fuck, his hand was big, but gentle. He took his time spreading the foam and didn't flinch at slipping a couple of fingers into my puckering pussy.

"Lift your ass off the table."

As I did so, his hand slipped all the way back under me I jumped as a massive finger invaded my butt hole.

"Relax, Doll, you'll take a lot more than a finger in there before we're finished today."

"I-I don't fuck in the butt," I pleaded.

"You fuckin' well do now."

He picked up the razor and with one hand spreading the skin began to remove my sparse blond pubes. Slowly, and surprising gently he removed every last trace of hair until I was completely bald down there.

"Ok, all done. Off you go and wash the foam all away. Don't take too long about it, I'm getting horny."

When I came back a few minutes later, he'd lost his boots and jeans, he was standing there in white socks and boxers.

As I walked in he slipped his shorts down and I gagged. Fuck, I was frightened shitless and showed it by jumping up on a chair!

Ham just giggled, "Don't worry, Doll, I get that reaction all the time."

He'd unwrapped this snake from around his waist and it just hung there, the knob end swinging below his knees! He picked up the bottle of oil and squirted out a large handful.

"It'll be much more fun if we get slicked down first - makes things a whole lot nicer if we can just slither around."

He slapped the oil on my back and began to rub it in. Then he pulled me to my feet and squirted the bottle all over me. Naturally, he paid particular attention to my boobs, pussy and ass, when he was finished I was shiny from the top of my head to the tips of my toes.

"Your turn Doll," he said handing me the bottle.

I was shaking all over. I should have fled and locked myself in my room. Instead I squirted the oil on his chest and started to rub it in. I rubbed it right in to the crack in his ass but carefully avoided his balls and cock. When I had finished everything else I stood up.

"Look Doll, it's no use, you're gonna have to touch the thing sooner or later. Best get it over with. Tell you what, why don't you blow it."

"What?"

"Take hold of it, put the knob end in your mouth and suck on it."

I was horrified, I never thought he'd want a fuckin' blow job!

I took hold of the fuckin' thing just below the head and gingerly licked across the eye. Then I licked all over the head and gingerly inserted it between my lips. I couldn't help what happened next. I just started sucking, moving my head back and forward, and really blowing him. Fuck, it was incredible. As I did so, I felt him stiffen.

"You're gonna love this Doll, I'm gonna fuck you senseless."

Pulling me to my feet, he handed me the bottle of Star Lube.

"Time to test your pussy. Spread this all along the length, right up to my balls."

I did as told, and as I did so his prick continued to stiffen and thicken. No fuckin' way was I gonna be able to take any of this.

"Ok, stand up and bend over, time I lubed you," he said, taking the bottle and squirting some on his hand.

"This is some great shit," he said, "It relaxes your muscles and eases the pain as I open you up. I just need to get it as far inside you as I can. Just relax and let it happen."

"What're you shoving in there?"

"I told you I need to get it as deep as I can so I need to get my whole fuckin' hand in."

"No. Please. You'll rip me in two."

"Relax, I told you this stuff was good, I've already got my whole fuckin' hand inside. Just spreading the lube well around."

I couldn't fuckin' believe it! He had his whole fuckin' gigantic hand right inside my pussy. Finally he slipped his hand free and draped me over the back of an easy chair.

"Pull your cheeks wide Doll, so I can get a good shot at it."

I did as bid and felt his enormous cock head enter my vulva and push on in. I gritted my teeth, but surprisingly there was no pain. Finally I felt him bottom out and then begin to thrust. Fuck, it was incredible. Sure, even though I'd never fucked with Rob I'd fucked plenty of times. But this was something fuckin' else. I was completely filled, for the first time ever. With all the oil and lube there was absolutely no friction. It was incredible. Naturally it didn't take long before "I'm cummmmmmmmming I'm fuckin cummmmmmmmming!"

"Good fuckin', Doll, I knew you would, but we're only getting started."

He kept on fucking me, on and on and on. Somewhere along the way I passed out with a mixture of exhaustion and exhilaration. I woke up not knowing what was happening. Then I remembered. Fuck! Shit! His cock was right up my ass and I was cumming again and again and again. I didn't even notice when Meat took over from Ham with his equally impressive tool. Between the pair of them they opened my pussy and my ass wider than ever before. Surprisingly, during that first session neither of them dumped their loads.

Lunchtime came around and the pair decided to double team me. Meat lay on the carpet with me straddling him, belly to belly, with Ham on my back. Both my holes were well and truly stuffed. I was screaming and squealing as they pumped those incredible salamis in and out of me. Cum, I didn't stop cumming, but fuck I was sore. Then, incredibly, the pair dumped their loads together, one in my ass and the other in my pussy. They just kept pumping and pumping and pumping. Finally, and thankfully it came to an end and the three of us extricated ourselves. The two guys took a hand each and led me off to the bathroom.

Once inside, the guys had me kneel down in the shower tray and started to piss on my tits. Slowly the streams moved up and played on my chin.

"Open your mouth Doll, drink some of this good stuff," said Ham.

I shook my head.

"Come on, lady," said Meat, "Drink the nice nigger's piss."

So why did I do it? I don't fuckin' know. All I know is that I opened my mouth and started drinking warm piss for the first time in my life. They just kept on pissing and pissing and pissing. It tasted salty, but not too bad and I just started to swallow.

"Atta girl," said Meat, "I knew you were really a slut at heart, drink that piss."

Eventually they finished and I was led back into the living room, still dripping piss. As we went back I saw the slime trail I had left on the way out, the cum had run down my legs and left a trail across the carpet. Well, now I was leaving a trail of piss in my wet footprints.

Back in the living room Meat pulled on his trousers and boots and went back to work while Ham started back in on me. This time he wanted to use his hands and I was in no state to prevent him. He hitched me over the back of the chair, ass in the air and spread Star lube all over my pussy and ass before starting to work a fist into my pucker. It didn't really hurt, just left me feeling very full and stretched. Then his other hand went right up my pussy. I'd no idea how he managed it, surely there couldn't be that much room inside me? Then the fucker actually shook hands with himself inside there!

Well it only took minutes before I was squealing and arching my back as wave after wave after wave of orgasm overcame me. Then he slid his hand out of my pussy and replaced it with his cock. Sometime later I passed out. When I woke up Meat was reaming my ass with his cock. I was cumming instantly and soon after passed out again. When I woke up, both guys were standing in front of me.

'Time to call it a day, Doll, knocking off time. We've cleaned up and you should get to bed. See you at ten tomorrow.'

I heard the door close, dragged myself off the chair and crawled to the stairs before crawling up them, into bed and curling up into a ball. Some time later Rob came into the room and I mumbled something about a migraine. The next thing I knew it was six am, sunny, and I was wide awake, and alone. I climbed out of bed. Fuck, the sheets were stiff and stained with the cum and piss from my body. I looked into the guest room and Rob was asleep in there. Poor sod, he must have thought it best to leave me to recover.

He wouldn't be awake until eight, so I had some time to clean up. I changed the sheets and duvet cover before having a long, hot shower.

Back in the bedroom drying off, I noticed a box sitting beside the bed. It hadn't been there yesterday. I opened it, and fuck! It contained a douche and an enema, nothing else. I closed it quickly. The guys must have left it for me. They must want me to use them. Sure I'd douched before, but an enema? They had to be fuckin' kidding. Back in the bathroom with the door firmly bolted, I inserted the nozzle of the douche as far up my pussy as it would go and squeezed the bottle. The saline solution gushed right up inside me and ran back out. It felt surprisingly good.

Fuck, I suppose I'd have to use the enema. I read the instructions, inserted the nozzle as far up my ass as it would go, undid the tap and squeezed. Almost immediately I felt like I needed a shit. I kept on squeezing until the bottle was empty. A whole quart was up inside my ass. I was a little curious what was inside me so I hunkered over the shower tray and let rip. It was like a fire hose going off, the jet of brown cum streaked water hit the back wall of the shower and ran down into the tray. I just kept pissing the brown liquid out my ass for simply ages. I was surprised there were no actual turds, just brown goo. I washed down the shower tray and then had another shower.

By eight I was dressed, short skirt, t-shirt and sneakers, I'd put on undies, for now. I had a cooked breakfast, something I never make, waiting for the pair of us when Rob came down.

"Morning Tina, you must be feeling better."

"Yes thanks, lots. I think it was all that noise yesterday. Think I'll go and see Sue today, get away from it all."

"Probably a good idea," he said.

I saw him off and then ditched my panties, bra, and sneakers replacing them with a pair of red hold-ups and red heels. I was standing out on the lawn straining my neck and listening for the lorry for ages before they arrived. As soon as I made sure it was them I pulled the t-shirt up over my head and stepped out of the skirt before jumping up on the running board.

"Looks like this honkey's hot to trot," said Ham.

"I do believe you're right," replied Meat.

"Listen, Doll, we've some work to do first, just run along like a good little tramp and I'll be in to service your every little hole as soon as I can."

I pouted and wandered off rubbing my pussy.