Perverts 'R' Us

The Grouch

By Loki925 ( A Sexy Spoof )

Kermit, a little green guy, had everything ready for the block party. He had invited all the guys' favorite girls.

Kermit and Blue Cookie loved roast pig. So did everyone on the street. The pig was always so bossy about this or that. It made all the guys happy to see her slowly spit- roasted over a charcoal fire with a nice apple in her mouth.

Even the Bird was happy to see the bossy pig get roasted. The yellow Big Bird waited in a nest with several large Amazon girls who loved his Big Bird cock.

Snuffle the gray elephant guy was with the yellow Big Bird. He too liked roast pig, but he also loved to use his big, really big cock on the large Amazon girls' wet, hot, big, really big cunts. The Amazon girls would moan and moan with pleasure and delight as the old gray elephant fucked their cunts and the yellow Big Bird fucked their assholes.

All the guys pitched in getting things ready for the girls to arrive. Several little boys arrived. They were told to go and see Bert and Ernie, who slept together and had a thing for little boys.

The little boys loved Bert and Ernie who always showed the little boys how to suck each other's little boy cocks. And the little boys would always return the favor by sucking both Bert and Ernie's manly cocks.

Count was there, basting the roasting pig. As he basted, he counted one little piggy, two little piggy and so on, making sure that each section of the bossy pig was nicely basted.

Elmo was there, tuning up his tickle finger and waiting for the little girls to arrive. He too loved the taste of roast bossy pig. He loved to lick his tickle fingers because roast bossy pig was finger-licking good.

G. Cow was there. She was just glad she was not as bossy as the pig. But just in case the guys wanted some beef she kept out of sight.

Grover was there with the Magician. The duo was tuning up with their bag of new tricks.

Don was tuning up the band for the "Welcome, Welcome to the Sexame Street" music.

The two-headed monster was there guarding the gate to make sure that no party spoiling adults were allowed through the gate.

Telly was there waiting by the phone just in case some little girl would cancel. He never got a cancel call. If he did it would make some little girl on the very long waiting list very happy.

The three bears were there. Papa was drooling and Momma bear told him to go home and get some manners. She also admonished him for eating the entire bad Goldie girl and not giving her or the Baby bear a single bite.

Baby bear thanked Momma bear. He knew Papa bear was such a hog. "Hog!" Momma laughed.

Rosita was there. She too loved to eat roast bossy pig but she especially liked licking a little girl's sweet pussy. "Ah roast bossy pig, a Chicano delicacy." Rosita whispered.

Phoebe was there being her schizophrenic self. She could not decide if she wanted to be a boy or a girl today.

F. Jones was there but he forgot where he put his cock.

F. Blue was there complaining about the service as usual.

Farley was there eagerly stroking his small rod.

Telly got a call and it was a flash. Snow and the guys, Cheerful, Sad, Angry, Proud, Fearful, Love, and Surprise would not be able to attend the bossy pig roast.

S. S. Brown was waiting to hear the same sound, the squeal of the little girls as they entered the street. Then Brown heard Pat and the Jacks playing on the xylophone.

S. S. Brown rushed over. He loved to listen to Pat and the Jacks playing on the xylophone.

Hairy M. was there, slowly turning the bossy pig over the nice hot charcoals.

Even baby Ernestine was there in her little high chair with her tiny fork in her small hand.

"Kermit," Blue Cookie asked, "where is Oscar?"

"Hiding in his tin can home."

"Why?" Cookie asked.

"Well you know how big a grouch he is. He just got another story from the great minuet, minute, misspell writer. And he also said he did not like bossy roast pig."

"Not like bossy roast pig? How can that be? Maybe he needs some nice chocolate chip cookies. That would cheer him up. I will go and give him some."

"Cookie, I would not do that. You know what a grouch he can be."

"You may be right. How is the bossy pig coming along?"

"She should be done any minuet now; or is that minute?"

"Kermit, that is minute as in time, not as in the old dance. Do you want to get the poor writer in more hot water?"

"No! I will try harder from now on but sometimes I will goof up. Sorry, dear editor."

Kermit and Cookie heard the band play "Welcome, Welcome to the Sexame Street."

The little girls entered the gates, squealed with delight and shed there clothing just inside the gates. The girls' ages ranged from six to twelve years old. The girls ran over to their favorite guys.

Cookie had several girls lined up to suck his sweet hard cookie-like cock. As each naked little girl sucked Cookie's cock, they would ask for their favorite load of cum. Cookie always obliged. He had an assortment of twenty-six different cum flavors.

Kermit was using his wide, very long tongue on the girls' little hairless pussies. The naked little girls would cum and cum, making the Green guy very happy to drink so much little girl cum.

Hairy M. was the delight of most of the twelve-year-old girls. He had the biggest, fuzzy loveable blue cock. It would tickle their little clits as it stroked in and out of their tight cunts.

Grover and the Magician delighted a long line of naked little girls with their magic sex house tricks of pleasure.

Pat and the eleven Jacks fucked a dozen eight-year-old girls.

Farley was delighted with a small blond six-year-old girl. His cock was a perfect fit in the small girl's tight little box. They played Jack-Box until it was dinner time.

Hairy M. covered the fire so the bossy pig would stay nice and warm. He joined the fracas and took on several eleven-year-old girls who loved each inch of his eight-inch very hairy cock, as it thrust in and out of their tight slits.

F. Blue stopped complaining when he was served up several seven-year-old girls' hairless pussy pies.

F. Jones found his cock but put it in the wrong place. But thanks to a very smart little eight-year-old girl who knew the forgetful fellow quite well, he did get to have a very wonderful screw; several in fact.

Baby Einstein watched and tickled her baby little clit.

Phoebe decided to be both a boy and a girl which was confusing for all, until a small seven-year-old asked for a good little fuck. Phoebe gave the little girl a nice long little fuck, and decided that for block parties it was best to be a boy from now on.

Baby bear fell in love with a sweet girl named Red and promised he would do something about the guy named B. B. Wolf. Momma bear approved of Baby bear's choice. Red was such a sweet girl, always trying to help out her sickly Grandma. Momma bear also promised Red some help with the B. B. Wolf. Red sure knew how to eat bear pussy and fuck little bear cock.

The Count told three little girls that if he bit their little butts the third time they would be just like him. The girls squealed and said, "Yes, Yes, Yes."

The Count soon had thee sexy little counting assistants.

Elmo was in great tickle form as he tickled both ass and cunt of several happy, tickled little girls.

Every one was having lots of sex fun except for Oscar the old grouch. One little rich dark black-skinned twelve-year-old girl knocked on Oscar's tin house and he grouched, "Go away."

The girl waited and a blond-haired, blue-eyed, creamy white-skinned, ten-year-old girl knocked on Oscar's house, and he grumped, "Go away."

The girl waited and a gorgeous red-skinned, nine-year-old girl with long black hair and dark brown eyes knocked on Oscar's house, and he grouched, "Go away."

The girl waited and an exquisite almond-eyed beauty with long hair, a green-eyed, eight year-old-girl knocked on Oscar's house, and he grumped, "Go away."

The girl waited and a rich light brown-skinned, seven-year-old girl with long brown hair and deep brown eyes knocked on Oscar's house and Oscar grumped, "Go away."

"Please Oscar, we have been very bad spellers. Please spank our little butts and fuck our little cunts." the five radiant beauties all pleaded. Now how could even the grouchiest grouch ever refuse that?

Oscar lifted the lid on his house and said, "I'm really not that grouchy, it's just my touch of arthritis. But I do like to spank little girls' butts and fuck their little bald cunts. And I do like roasted bossy pig."

The five little girls moaned with delight as Oscar spanked their little butts and fucked their little cunts.

Oscar was even given the great honor of carving the bossy Ms. Piggy, who turned out to be very delightfully delicious.

The block party was a great success and Oscar never grouched again. The five little girls stayed with him to make sure he always had a smile on his once grouchy green face.

The end

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