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Texas Trainer’s k9 sex guide
 

This document is designed to better inform people of the “In’s and Out’s” of human-dog sexual relations. I have taken 3 guides, put them into one, added my comments and made it a single document.

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Dog Selection:

You probably already have a dog or dogs, anyways this section can help those who are looking for a lifetime sexual companion. Most dogs will do just fine but I would suggest the larger breed of dog like the German Shepherd, Great Dane, Dalmatian, Black Lab. or Saint Bernard cross and other mixed breeds. A "Heinz57" dog may not win a show for you but his hybrid vigor will startle you for sure!

All dogs love sex, they like to lick and they are fully capable of satisfying you about every other day if you want it. Your male dog will be much happier and live longer in good health if you give him more than just a home, food and companionship. The age of your companion should be 8 months or more, but be aware that his first time is very important or he could be turned off on sex with you for the rest of his life. The first time "imprints" his response to you and you to him and it is very important to both of you when you need to make love. Please read all of this guide before you try anything!

As a general comment, the most common dog seems to be Black Labs, followed by German Shepherds. Rottweilers, Mixed breeds, Spaniels, Collies and Danes are also used. When picking a breed, go with what you find beautiful. Pit Bulls and Saint Bernards have a bad reputation though.

My recommendation is a dog between two thirds and four-fifths your body weight, although women have found bliss with both smaller and larger. I find at that size, they're hung just right and their energy isn't overwhelming.

You want someone between the ages of two and five. They should be sexually mature. Most dogs mature at the age of one to one and a half. If he's young, I recommend waiting... This is a gut instinct on my part, too young and he's not really receptive, and you may screw up his natural social development and personality. Too old, and he may be too set in his ways and in his sexuality to expand his horizons to include you.

Most importantly, always consider personality. Look for a dog who's friendly, outgoing, who genuinely seems to like you and be curious about you. Avoid dogs who seem withdrawn, or who seem too aggressive. Listen, it's very simple. You wouldn't or shouldn't have sex with a human who's an asshole. Why lower your standards for dogs?

Always have a good relationship with your canine. If you're thinking of a dog you already have, then you're the best judge of that relationship.... Good luck.
One thing more, if your dog has been fixed, then he's probably not going to be really sexual. Maybe you can feed him hormones or something, if you know a vet or can come up with an excuse. But otherwise, you won't get much past licking.

Remember, a dog is literally like an alien. He comes from different physical and instinctive parameters. Certain actions, certain behaviors and traits will be natural to him, others will be foreign. You can't expect him to act like a sex toy, and you can't relate and react to him like a human. Your behavior to him, to have a successful sexual relationship, must recognize that this is a different kind of being with a genuine, if alien, perspective.

Look at humans from a dogs point of view: Humans don't seem sexy. Our geography, our geometry is all wrong. We're tall and erect on long legs, our bodies flat... Their sexuality is oriented towards long bodies slung on legs, where the head and the vagina are in sensible places, not piled on top of each other like some demented totem pole. Our bodies just don't make sense to them, sexually.

And look at scent, dogs live by scent. But humans constantly conceal or mess our scents up, by showering, changing and wearing different clothes, colognes, soaps, perfumes, even the mundane things in life like cleaning solvents affect our odor. Instead of smelling natural, we're constantly hiding or masking our scent, especially our sexual scent.

On top of that, we refuse or try to minimize a great many normal social behaviors, like sniffing. It's hard to see yourself with someone if they can't even shake your hand.

So, it's not a surprise that dogs aren't constantly humping us. Even women who want to do it will sometimes find that their dog isn't interested, or doesn't know what to do.

How to K9:
The male dog is a four-legged sex machine. He has survived over the centuries by his sheer capacity for reproduction. His sense of smell is thousands of times more sensitive than ours and he uses it to find and fulfill his great need for sex. In our times, dogs are confined in an unnatural city environment and are denied all sex for months, years or even for all of their natural lives. How would you like to live your whole life denied all sex? It is cruel to your dog and unnatural to not relieve his or her sexual tensions by normal means or at least by masturbation.

I assume that if you have read this far that you are curious enough to consider extending the happy master/pet relationship bond you have now with your dog to a richer, deeper, human/animal bond that only real K9 sex can provide. If so then great -- your dog will love you in new ways you can not even imagine!

Clothing:
This is very important. Dogs have a very keen sense of smell and he will enjoy the odor of your hot sweaty body under him as he pleasures you, the scents of your hair, your neck and ears are all recorded by him each and every time he takes you and they will drive him wild -- do not ruin it for him by wearing any clothing. And do not use or change your perfume. This will confuse him, no two T-shirts or any other attire smell exactly the same every time he mounts you, and he needs to imprint on YOUR smell -- not something artificial like black stockings, perfume etc. Now, then each and every time he favors you your natural scent will be recognized by him and it will drive him on to do his masculine work better, deeper and harder than ever before!

Now, I want to talk about initiating sex with him. About touching him and arousing him. Female dogs have it easy, they go into heat, releasing a great big billboard "fuck me" scent. But they also have body language, ways of moving, presenting, whining, all of which turn on male dogs.

Well, we aren't bitches, and our body language and smell aren't going to be the same. But dogs have enough flexibility to react and respond to other signals, he can and will respond to your stimulation.

You start by stroking the inside of his back thigh. Use short light strokes. For dogs, this isn't sexual, it's social behaviour. It's how they inspect each other. He should go still but will be relaxed. He'll enjoy it, it's almost like a hug or a kiss. They sniff each other there all the time.

Speak softly, sound friendly. It's not what you say, but the tone of your voice, so talk dirty if it excites you. And feel free to stroke his head or back as well.
Once you're stroking the inside of his thigh, move from there to his sheath. Again, stroke using short light strokes, imitating a licking action. Experiment a little, squeezing and caressing. Squeeze very gently, although you can work the sheath harder than his balls. They're very very sensitive with their balls, go very very gently, and if they react badly, leave it alone. It takes trust and relaxation to touch them there.
Some very important things to understand about this: Dog's natural social behavior is to put their snouts in each other's crotches. That's cool. But those snouts contain jaws capable of exerting hundreds of pounds of pressure, and huge shearing teeth, designed to slice through bone and rip out huge hunks of flesh. Now, that's some very frightening equipment to have near some of your delicate portions.

Dogs, if you watch them, move carefully and delicately, sniffing and being sniffed. They don't want to do anything that would result in their genitals being bitten. So they go still and attentive. At the same time, they're more than a little paranoid. If you move quickly, if you grasp them harshly or roughly or strongly, especially if they're not used to your touching them there, they may panic and bite. So move carefully and deliberately, your movements should be slow and smooth. Your touch should always begin light. You are perfectly safe. For them touching or sniffing or licking crotches is part of their social nature, and they'll accept your touch. But be sensible, don't just grab quickly and firmly and rudely. After all, there's a big difference between a handshake and a punch in the nose to us. Make sure he gets the right message. You can squeeze him hard, or move quickly, but he has to get used to it. Be gradual. Watch him carefully, his body language and sounds are his only way of letting you know how he feels. If he moves away, it means he wasn't comfortable and doesn't want to be rude. If he growls, obviously, he didn't like something.

This may be a new sort of touching with him and he may not like it. Often at a first touch, they'll move away, and then as they decide they like it, they'll move back. If he growls, then back off, continue stroking the inside of his thigh and speaking softly, and then try again after a minute. He may just need a moment to get used to it. Don't force him to lie down to fondle him. Some will allow that, but it's not a natural sexual function or posture. You're enforcing a submissive posture, which is not sexual to him. This may confuse him sexually and make it hard for him to mount you.

As I've said, it is a social posture, and once he's had you and had his head straight with it, it may be possible to put him like that. Also, some dogs may be naturally relaxed enough to allow that at the outset. Generally though, don't push it. Eventually, if you stimulate him, his cock will come out. That's pretty much a reflex. It's supposed to look like that, by the way.

If you're curious there are a lot of pictures available on the net. It's generally bright red, with a lot of very visible small veins, although some cocks may have bluish or whitish tones. The tip has a sort of cone, where a mans has a head. And about two thirds/three quarters of the way down the shaft, there's a bulge which swells, called the knot. Like men, their appearance and proportions vary from one individual to the next.

Generally with a normal sized dog, the size I've recommended, it'll be about human sized. If you're wondering how big they get, it really does vary among individuals, just like men. As a general, very general, rule, the cock sizes are reflective of the sizes of the dog breeds, and of the individuals. When it comes out of the sheath, it won't be erect. They have a bone that allows them to come out. Their cocks are very sensitive. Don't grab it like you would a mans. Remember what I said earlier about their "social sensitivity." Instead, hold it lightly, loosely in your hands. You can move up and down, again holding it loose. Squeeze it gently and it will become erect. Dogs seem to prefer squeezing to stroking. If you want to stroke, remember to stroke very lightly, and use short caressing strokes. Think of stroking a cat, rather than stroking a cock. And lick your palm or your fingers while stroking, so as to avoid friction. Some like to be squeezed around the tip, some around the knot. Their most sensitive areas seem to be just short of the tip, directly in front of and directly behind the knot. Behind the knot you can squeeze hardest. Some like the squeezing motion to move up or down the cock. But no matter where you squeeze, start very light, and gradually increase the pressure in a series of little squeezes or pulses, like a slow heartbeat or a throb. Again, explore him. Watch carefully, see what he likes and do it. After a few times, you'll have a good idea of what he responds to best. Playing with his cock gets him used to your touch, and it gets him to associate your presence, and your touch with arousal. It also lets you see how he behaves with arousal. This is important, because you want to have a working grasp of his behaviour. You don't want to be shocked or frightened. You want a good experience, not a scary or tense one.And for the same reason, it also gets you used to and comfortable with his cock. It's important to see it as sexy or hot, rather than strange. You should be comfortable with it, not freaked. You can make him come in your hand. There's no secret, just explore, do what comes naturally. He'll hump in your hand, before he comes. I'd recommend you make him come with your hand before you fuck him. It'll show you what his come is like and how he comes.

Dogs have a lot of precome, it leaks like a runny nose. Don't worry, it's normal. When they come, they come a lot, in heavy squirts or gushes. It's hot compared to human semen, and it's salty, sometimes metallic. It's thin and runny compared to humans. The taste will vary depending on what they've been eating. Feel free to taste it.

When very aroused, dogs will go still. They'll walk stiff legged and deliberate. Movements will be sudden and jerky, but they won't bite. They'll sometimes whine or whimper, but seldom bark. You'll find as they grow more and more aroused their attention focuses on you with almost frightening, or exciting concentration. It feels like terrorists could break down the door or the building might burst into flame and he wouldn't pay attention to anything but you. There really is nothing like that focused attention, and I find it very arousing. If you're not aware of it, you may find it disconcerting. Try to be aroused yourself when you play with him like this. Try to masturbate with him. It's a good for him to associate his arousal to the smell of your own. It's a good association for the both of you to make.

Licking:
Well, enough of the preliminaries already! I guess, by now you are as ready to take him in as he must be to pound your pelvis. You may now have a TON of questions about "how do I"? Like I have said already the average male dog is a virtual sex machine, just lie on your back and let him lick you silly till you come. If he won't at first, or if he is very young and inexperienced, then powder your pussy with powdered sugar or one tsp. full of honey or peanut butter (smooth or chunky) placed inside your love cave. They also like whipped cream or strawberry ice cream. If that doesn't work then you might try one plain sardine (head or tail first) shoved into your hot pussy -- make sure you have the windows closed so the whole neighborhood won't hear your screams of delight as he cleans you out thoroughly with his long rasping tongue! Dogs can simply lick forever -- their tongues just never seem to get tired of it.

Dogs are natural lickers. It's partly a social behavior, they explore and understand the world with their nose and tongue. It's also partly a physical reflex, give them moisture or certain textures, they have to lick it. A dog can learn to lick your vagina for the simple pleasure of it. For him, it's not really a sexual experience or sexual thing to do. The sexuality, for him, comes from the scents of your arousal as he does it. If he shows interest in licking you, encourage him. Reinforce the behavior. Pet him, rub his ears, tell him what a good dog he is, give him treats or fill his bowl with cold water. Positive reinforcement lets him know that he's doing a good thing, and he'll follow his natural tendencies. Their tongues are longer and much more flexible than humans, but not as muscular. The surface is rougher, and it's much faster, it laps and swirls quickly, and where a human tongue can push inside, a dogs will sort of slide in. Their licking has no inhibitions, and they'll lick from anus to clit. Enjoy.

Caution:
If you get your dog very horny and hard and you don't want to go any further please do him a favor and masturbate him so he does not get a very painful case of the "blue balls." You can do this by hand, but be warned that a dog's penis (unlike that of a man) is sensitive over it's entire length so no fingernails or teeth must touch his penis or he will not like it and go slack on you real quick. Also do NOT fondle his balls (scrotum) or he will get mad and might even bite you.

After he licks you for a time he will usually be very eager to mount (if he is not yet ready then stroke his hardening penis in it's fur covered sheath gently, but NEVER touch his balls -- dogs hate that). Dogs have a sense of what you want of them and what you are feeling and thinking at the moment. When he is ready you can tell -- he will be humping your leg or anything else within reach -- getting him to this point leads to the next steps.

Positions:
There are two main positions I can recommend, but feel free to experiment. The first is the standard "missionary position" where you lie on your back with your massive beast on top. Here the angle is everything. Make sure his sheath is LEVEL with where you want his bone to thrust in or you are wasting his time and yours. You must NOT frustrate him at this point -- especially if it's his first time to pleasure you!

I recommend using two common cinder blocks end to end and covered with a towel for lying on your back "missionary style", or on your chest if using the all fours position (you can add a pillow as well, if your partner is very large -- but if you have a Great Dane then just bend over and he will take you from behind pronto!). You could also just lie on a mattress placed on the floor, but It will get messy -- make sure you have a LARGE towel handy to soak up all the juices and jism that are about to be generated here. Another thing that you must do is trim and file his claws (and the dew claw especially) if you don't he could, in the heat of passion, scratch you -- but I sort of enjoy that part! If you are worried about scratches (they might be hard to explain to your hubby) then fit a couple of baby socks over his two front paws -- that will help, but some dogs do not like them on their paws. If you are on all fours and bent well over his back legs and pads will hop up, and may rest on your back legs, but he will just stand there and usually won't scratch you as he will be tied in to you by then and he will just stand fairly still.

The second position is what I call "all fours" where you kneel down on your knees and elbows (knees spread to maintain the appropriate angle to his pulsating shaft as he thrusts into you) and you then place your forehead on the ground, floor or on a pillow -- he will then have total access to your body.

His front legs will clasp your waist in a vice like grip and his front paws will dig into your thighs as he thrusts fast and hard into you his hot tongue may lap your neck and his rump will flatten as he gets his knot inside you with his tail thrashing wildly, if you want more then try to crawl forward at this point -- he will then think you are trying to escape from him and he will proceed to fuck your brains out.

When he fills you completely, if you are on all fours, bend forward and let him (or help him now) to put both his rear paws on your calf leg muscles, just behind your knees. Then he will hop on his back legs now as never before as his muscular loins stiffen and contract and he drives his bone deep inside of you again and again and again. Try not to scream -- you might scare or spook him.

The all fours position is a very advanced position in which you have little control, it is the natural position for him and you will not believe how wild he will get as he pounds into you again and again. Caution: if it's yours or his first time and you want to try this position please call a friend to stand buy for assistance -- if things go wrong you or your dog could be injured and you need to prevent that.

If you are a young girl or of a frail body build please realize that 85+ pounds of male dog can be as strong as a man and more determined -- when he gets going he could rape you and even injure you so get a friend to stand buy at least for a time or two until you know what to expect. All dogs are different and I have met some that are very aggressive when they get turned on and they just won't stop -- so please be careful.

The Knot or Tie:
In ether of the above positions your pet will try his very best to "tie" with you as you are now HIS bitch and he wants to make sure that you get very pregnant (don't worry I am a biology major and I assure you that can't happen), but he does not know it. In the "missionary position" you have a lot of control over what he does but he will thrust wildly at first then he will finally begin to slow down and his knot will begin to swell inside you -- it gets bigger and Bigger and BIGGER so be prepared.

The knot on a large dog can be as big as a handball or even a tennis ball! So please keep this in mind if you decide to go all the way and "tie" with your K9 lover. Again, like I said, have a handler or boy friend nearby in case you need someone strong to restrain your lover in his wild and woolly heat of passion. Again if you are worried (by this time you may be aching to tie with your dog anyway no matter what) you can keep his knot out of you till it swells a bit and then he can't get it inside you again no matter how hard he tries and this also goes for the all fours position. But even with his knot outside -- you and he can be satisfied as you lie or kneel there and he pumps you full of his red hot jism for about 20 minutes or more!!

Caution: Have a helper nearby if you try to "tie" with your dog the first time you let him take you. A dog is a wild animal and his instincts will drive him to tie with you, then turn around to face any other threat that may approach HIS mate so you need to be sure he does not jump off you or pull out his tool too soon before his knot goes down, Ouch!!! If you have watched dogs mate with each other then you know what I mean, he will try to position himself so you are rump to rump. Without help or assistance he could stumble or fall and harm you when he pops out, especially if your pussy is tight or you were a virgin. The tie in process will take 10 to 45 minutes or more, depending on the dog -- so relax and give yourself plenty of time to enjoy his special treats.

Again just to be safe on all fours (your chest resting on the cinder blocks or something very solid) you need to place one hand on his rump just above the base of his tail which by now should be limp as he goes into a continuous wild orgasm. You will feel the pulse, pulse, pulse, pulse, pulse, pulse, pulse, pulse, pulse, on and on and on again in the palm of your hand and inside for about 15 or 20 minutes as he fills you up with his hot jism! You will also need to SLOWLY grasp a foreleg just above the paw joint then smoothly glide your hand to his paw and grasp it -- do this slowly or you might spook him to bolt off you. Again have your boyfriend standing by -- he will get off for sure just watching! Your dog will now go very still, except for the pulsing and panting (he won't thrust anymore) and his head will begin to slowly droop over your shoulder and he will relax, and sigh in absolute ecstasy as he begins to drool his hot saliva down the back of your neck and pump you full of his K9 jism. But he is not finished with you yet!

In most cases you will be tied together for quite some time so get comfortable. Now until he begins to max out (swell his knot to it's maximum size) it may be mildly uncomfortable. This may be for a short time as he swells inside you but the pleasure is indescribable -- you will realize your friends just don't know what they are missing. Since your vagina can hold the head of a baby it can very easily accommodate the knot of your lover. Just try not to panic and have your helper hold the dog or keep one hand on his rump and clasp a forepaw with the other (especially if the dog is new to sex) to try to hold him still until you feel him begin to squirm around on top of you and his knot suddenly start to shrink. When that happens he will try very hard to dismount and you should let him but not right away; let the knot go down all the way first. After he gets off your back or front he will want to lick you -- this is the natural signal to a female dog that the mating is complete and it makes her contract to hold in his jism. But in your case his semen will be gushing out of you but not to worry -- he will clean you thoroughly before he starts to clean himself up, if he does not, then encourage him a bit. From now on as you admire your K9 companion and look into his eyes you will both know you are bonded forever by friendship and by love.


Oral Sex:
Ugh you say? Well don't say that so fast. Oral sex is a two way street, most male dogs will spend much more time, than a human male, providing you with the most electrifying oral sex. A dog's tongue is much longer and is able to get to many places that a man can't or won't. A dog's tongue is covered with thousands of tiny buds that when he licks your clitoris you will feel sensations that you did not know existed. How many of you have had a man give you analingus? Not many I'll bet. A dog has no such problem and if you have never experienced a tongue working from the very top of your slit all the way around to the end of your crack you have truly missed something grand.

There are several very good positions for you to try if you want to try this. If you decide that your preference is clitoral/vaginal only I have found one position that works very well. I recommend that you sit on the edge of a bed so that the backs of your calves are flat against the edge of the bed. You then lay straight back picking your feet up and placing them on the edge of the bed. This will expose your clitoris, labia and vagina to his waiting tongue.

For those of you who would like more but want to prevent him from trying to mount you, then the ideal position is reclining on your side, on pillows or cushions, on the floor. All you have to do at that point is to raise your leg a little and he will have access to all of your pussy and ass.

Most male dogs will gladly allow you to suck them and there are many positions to do it in. I find that two positions are very good and are easy to accomplish. For those of you that are just starting out and are nervous about doing it I recommend that you have him lie on his back with you next to him. This will give you full access to his cock and be able to control all the action. For those of you who would like to try something a little more daring I recommend you lie on your back with the back of you head slightly raised by a pillow and have him stand over you with his cock within reach of your mouth. I say that this position is for the more daring because he may begin to hump while being sucked in this position and you should be ready if that happens.

Before I describe the best method of sucking him I would like to bring one thing to your attention. Most men like to have their balls rubbed or fondled while having their cocks sucked, this is not so with all dogs. Before starting any sexual activity with him touch and feel his cock and balls to insure that he does like it.

The next thing that we are going to do now that we have gotten into the position that we prefer is begin to get him aroused. I find that the best way is to first gently stroke his cock through his sheath until it begins to enlarge and slip out. Once you have at least an inch of him out of his sheath you should gently take him into your mouth. You should continue to gently stoke him with your hand while you begin to slowly move you mouth back and forth over his cock. As you do this, his cock will continue to enlarge until he reaches full erection. While you are moving your mouth over his cock you should try to place the tip of you tongue into the indentation on the head of his cock, as this will cause his to reach his climax. As he gets closer to his climax you will notice that at the base of his cock there is a very large bulge known as his "knot". This knot is used to hold his cock inside a female (dog or human) until he has finished ejaculating. If you are considering going further then you should make a mental note of the size of his cock and knot. The average large dog has a cock, when aroused, that is 5 to 7 inches long and 1 and half to 2 inches wide. The knot for a dog whose cock is 6 inches long and 1 and a half wide can be two inches long and 4 inches wide. A dog is different than most mammals as from the time they begin to become aroused until they begin to get soft they will have some form of ejaculate coming from their cocks. At first arousal there is a clear thin fluid that tastes like iron and has the consistency of water. This is his precum that is for lubrication so his knot will slip into the female's vagina. At full arousal is when he actually will produce his sperm and you can tell when this happens as his cum will begin to have a slightly salty taste to it. You should be aware that his cum will never be as thick as a man's but he will produce about twice as much as a man will.

Personally, I think blowing your dog is one of those things like bungee jumping. You do it for the experience of having done it. You don't necessarily do it because it's that great a time. That said I've talked to women who are really into it and enjoy it a lot.

There doesn't really seem to be any good position to do it in. Sometimes you can have them lay down and do it like that, that's a submissive posture and goes against the grain unless he's well trained. Usually, they like to be standing, so unless you have him standing on a table, which itself is awkward, you have to be crouching or laying for it.

Their cocks are flexible at their base, so you can pull it out to the side, or even pull it back through their legs to face the opposite direction. Basically, experiment, see what he likes and see what's not too uncomfortable for you.

Dogs don't have the psychological power fetish thing that men do about getting their cocks sucked. And it's not a natural behaviour for them, so if you're doing it, you're doing it for yourself. Generally, he won't seek it, although he will enjoy it.

I don't recommend sucking him to orgasm, or at least, don't do it too often. Especially early in the relationship, there's a danger of creating the wrong association or connection. Remember, he's learning to perceive and relate to you as a sexual being. Don't teach him that satisfaction comes from your mouth, or he may have trouble realizing that you have a cunt.

If you're sucking him, he may start to hump. That's usually a sign that he's ready to mount you. Humping is natural behaviour and dogs don't usually have the control to remain still for oral sex like men. So his inclination will be to hump or fuck your face. My dog has humped my face to orgasm, it makes my throat sore. Also, watch out for his come, there's a lot of it. So much that the first time he came in my mouth, I choked and snorted it out my nose.

A word of caution. Do not, I repeat, do not use your teeth. Their cocks are very very sensitive and you can cause them pain easily. Also, they tend to be extremely sensitive about that area. They sniff each other there, which means they make themselves vulnerable to each others jaws and teeth, so they can be quite nervous or cautious about it. The will definitely not like being bitten or nibbled or scraped the way you might do a man.

Also, and this is for your benefit, never deep throat so far that you have his knot inside your mouth. Trust me, the knot inside your mouth is not a good idea.

When playing sexually with him, I do put his cock in my mouth though, for ten to thirty seconds at a time, not long enough to really be awkward or to be humped. And I like to lick his shaft and his knot, which is almost natural for him. I like that, oral sex with your dog should be play, not work.

Vaginal Sex:
At this point I will assume that you have made the decision that you are going to have sexual intercourse with a large dog (75 pounds) and that you are there by yourself. I will be your companion and you may visualize me there. The first discussion is how are we going to do it. There are two prime positions to use, the old standard doggy style and the safer missionary style. If we choose the missionary position you can prevent him from getting his knot inside you and we can be in control the whole time. OK, you want to try the missionary position, you are sitting on the edge of a chair, a towel under you to prevent his and your cum from staining the chair, your ass at the very edge legs spread wide apart. Here comes your lover he sees your warm and wet pussy and at once begins to sniff and lick it. You call him up to you so that he has his front paws on the chair his body between your legs. You take his sheath in hand and begin to stroke it gently and as he begins to swell and extend you guide the end of his cock into you. As he feels the wetness and warmth of you he begins to hump, slowly at first then faster and faster until you feel his knot at the mouth of your vagina. As his cum slowly fills you up you too reach climax.

If you allow him to put his knot inside you, YOU WILL be together until he gets soft. Which usually take 15 to 20 minutes but can take up to 45 minutes. The major benefit of the missionary position is that if you do not want to have his knot inside you, you can, in almost all cases, prevent it by holding it in your hand. I find that the knot being inside me causes the most satisfying and arousing sensations I feel. I try to have my lover put his knot in every time we make love.

Doggy style is just that, you are down on all fours with him. This position will allow you to fully experience the pleasure of having a canine lover. In the section on Oral sex, the last position I described is the one that I recommend using. You make one small change to how your body is on the bed though. Rather than having your whole torso on the bed you should use your belly button as the guide. To be in the proper position your belly button should be even with the edge of the bed. Now that we are in the proper position and comfortable, we are ready for our lover and here he comes. He will at first sniff then lick you and after the tastes and smells begin to arouse him he will move to a position to mount you. A dog will usually come up directly behind you and mount you that way. Once he has mounted you he will begin to hump trying to get his cock into you, if this is something new to him then you should guide his cock to where it should go, he will do the rest.

As the two of you continue he will move faster and faster with his strokes until you feel his knot begin to swell and rub at the lips. At this point we have decision time. If you want it inside you, you should totally relax and allow him to slide it in. If you don't want it in you, you should reach back with your hand and try to hold the knot with your hand. A simple note of warning: If you use this position and then decide that you don't want his knot in you, you may not be able to prevent it from happening. If his knot is in you, you WILL have to wait until he gets soft. I do not recommend you trying to remove it as unless your vagina is very large, it will hurt and may even injure you. So if you have any doubts at all I would stick with the missionary position.

Well, we are now mated and as his knot continues to swell inside you you begin to feel this warm feeling inside you. I have been told that a dog's body temperature is higher than a human and that his cum is even warmer, and as he cum's deep inside you, you can feel that warmth. His knot is now fully expanded, his cum is flowing into you, your juices begin to flow mixing with his and at this point you begin to feel his knot begin to throb. I found that while doing it doggy style as his knot pushes against the inside walls of my vagina it also pushes against the inside of my clitoris and that the sensations of that happening drive me wild. I have reached orgasm up to seven times in a row while this is happening.

To let him know you're ready to be mounted doggy style, wave your ass from side to side, or up and down. This is similar to a bitch's movements, and their eyes focus on motion. Doggy style is not good if you don't want to take the knot, or you want more control.

Face to face is the other major position. Their legs don't bend right, so you have to get your butt at about the right elevation for their cocks. Usually, by laying or slouching with your ass on or half off a bed, couch or sofa chair. In this position your body is bent forward, so it's much easier to reach down and hold and touch, and because it's more awkward and less natural, I find they don't thrust as hard. On the other hand, you can see it going into you, and that is major hot and freaky.

It is a sort of natural position in that it's usually the position, or an extension of the position you're often in when he's licking you, so assuming he's hard, all you have to do is draw him forward. You can do this by bending forward and blowing softly in his face, usually they'll stretch and try and lick you, or by pulling him gently (don't pull if he resists), or by calling him. Then as he climbs up you, reach down for his cock and just lead him in.

It's important to work with him, not against him. Go with his behaviour rather than trying to cut across it. Trying to force him to mount or fuck can confuse and upset him. If he's not mounting you, don't grab his forelegs and try and pull him into a mount, at best it won't work. At worst, it may provoke aggressive fear or anger reactions, squealing, barking, even biting. And it may discourage him from every trying to mount because of the bad association.

So, sometimes the face to face approach actually works better, by developing or carrying forward a natural or comfortable behaviour.

I have another, example. By and large, dogs won't allow you to mount on top of them, with them on their back. On their back is submissive/surrender posture and it's pretty inconsistent with sexuality or sexual arousal for them. But a few dogs can or will become aroused and mountable on their backs. Collies are known for this, but other breeds have done it. Dogs that do, seem to be almost completely nonaggressive, and have a lot of trust, either generally or in their human. If you'd like to explore this avenue, be very very careful and very patient. If it's not easily apparent in them, it may well be something they simply cannot be taught, accept that.

I had a girlfriend though, who had literally mistakenly trained her boxer to accept blow jobs on his back. This was to the extent that when he wanted or was ready, he'd roll on his back inviting her. He also showed no interest in mounting her whatsoever. I wasn't surprised, she had effectively trained him out of it.

Our best efforts to encourage him to mount didn't work. But, we finally got him to have actual sex with her, when she extended the comfortable sex pattern they'd established of him on his back and her sucking his cock, to her mounting him and taking him in her that way. Once she was doing that, things flowed and went more normally.

The trick was to work with his sexuality and sexual experience, by extending behaviour, mounting him, rather than by trying to impose a brand new behaviour, mounting her, out of the blue. Your progress should be natural and should flow from what you and he are doing and understanding.

Finally, their cocks are flexible enough at the base to point backwards through their legs. It's how they can turn around and go butt to butt while inside a bitch. It's never been for me, but some people will turn them around to suck or fuck them, and because it's more visible it's popular for porn. It might be easier to suck that way, but you're not going to get much real action fucking. You're basically using him as a dildo, a service to neither of you. Maybe if I got into it, I'd like it. Right now, I just don't see the point.

The knot is designed, for dogs, to swell up and lock or tie the bitches vagina when he comes, so his sperm will congeal and impregnate her. It'll keep her tied for ten or twenty minutes. You have seen, or seen pictures, of dogs knotted together. A male dogs cock is flexible enough at its base to allow the dog to turn around so they're butt to butt. We, however, are built differently than bitches. We can take fists, and pass baby's, not easily, but we can do it. So the thing to remember is that we can handle it. The knot cannot damage us. The knot is normally a bulge or lump on the penis, and it's not that bad. You'll feel it going in, but it shouldn't be uncomfortable or painful. It will swell when it's inside you and he's coming. You can feel that, but it won't hurt or damage you. Most of the discomfort comes from large objects forcing their way in or out, swelling inside you is much easier.

The dogs urge will be to shove the knot in, and have it inside when he comes so that it will swell. If you don't want it, then you should hold it or place your thumb and forefinger against your vagina to keep it out. Or hold the knot itself, just wrap your fingers around it, or the front of it, and keep your arm loose so you don't interfere with the natural motion.

If it does go in DON'T PANIC. The first time I was with a dog, I didn't know anything, the knot went in, and all of a sudden, it started to swell. I freaked, went tense, and tightened up. Other women who've been new have also reported that the first feeling of having the knot swell inside them has been scary and disorienting. It's a unique sensation and can be unnerving if you aren't ready. The bottom line is, DON'T PANIC, RELAX, TAKE DEEP BREATHS. It cannot damage you, and it'll subside naturally and come out painlessly on its own after a few minutes.

Don't try to take it out when it's swollen. At the very least, it will be uncomfortable, and can be painful or almost impossible to do. Remember, inside you, you're built to handle it.

Will you tie like a bitch? Not necessarily. It depends on the size of the woman, and of the dog, and whether the woman has given birth. Obviously, small women will tie more easily. Big dogs will tie more easily. Small dogs and big women will tie less easily. A woman who's given birth a few times may find it difficult to tie. With some dogs, the knot is a little further back on the shaft than others, this will affect how easily it will go in, or whether it goes in. Some dogs will remain still when the knot is in and swollen. These are very good dogs. Others will try to turn around, to be butt to butt. This can be pretty disconcerting. They're flexible enough, but I don't know if we are in every occasion. Some, a very obnoxious few, will want to move around all over the place. That means they'll pull the knot out, which can be uncomfortable, or if you're really tied, will try to drag you. Trust me, not fun. If you've been watching him carefully as you've played with him, you may have some idea of whether he'll be like this. If he's a rover, either have someone to keep him steady, or have a leash handy or have him tied to something.

When I take the knot I've sometimes tied. Sometimes not. When I haven't tied, I've found it at least uncomfortable to take it out, and like to leave it until it subsides naturally. Some women take the knot, some don't. It's a matter of choice and a point of pride.

Anal Sex:
Well here again you may say ugh! But hold off for just one minute. This section is for you women that have tried the first two sections and want more.

There are some things that you should consider before you attempt allowing your lover to mount you for the purpose of anal sex. You should be experienced with anal sex, by this I mean you should have no difficulty taking your human lovers' cock into you. You will not always be successful with achieving penetration and if you do you may wind up with his knot inside you. If you now still want to try it well let's go.

In finding a good position for male canine/human female anal sex I have tried dozens of positions and found many that work and many that didn't. I have found that the best position is one called a modified doggy position. To get into that position you should first find a open space, very private of course, inside your house or wherever and place a soft pad on the floor for you to kneel on. You then kneel on the pad and get into a normal doggy position. To achieve the correct position you now bring your knees forward and tuck them up into your stomach. Now that you have done that you rest the front of your body on your elbows.

Great you have mastered getting into the proper position, now there are some other things you have to do before you call to your lover. We have this little problem with lubrication that has to be solved with something otherwise this will really hurt. I have found that natural oils such as olive or corn oils work best and will not hurt your lover. NEVER, NEVER use Vaseline or that type, as they will make the dog sick or even worse. Well now we know what lubrication we are going to use we must now apply it. It is not enough to just smear a little oil on the outside of your anus for this to work, you must lubricate both outside as well as inside. The easy part is the outside and I leave that until I am in position to do. To lubricate the inside I have found that if I lubricate as much of the inside of my anus as possible I have no discomfort at all. I use a large eyedropper, that will hold about an ounce or so of oil, to get the oil inside and when I have done that insert one finger to spread the oil over the muscle.

Congratulations you are now ready, you have done your inside lubrication and are in the proper position and here comes your lover. You should now take your oil and rub some on your anus and the area around it. After he has mounted you, you will probably have to guide him into you. Once he is inside he will hump just like vaginal sex. The same precautions concerning his knot should be used here as well. I do not recommend those just starting out to try having him insert his knot. As there is not as much stimulation with anal sex you may want to gently masturbate while he is in you. There is one way to increase the stimulation and that is to place a dildo into your vagina. This will transmit his movement inside you to you clitoris and help you reach climax.

Non-sexual behavior control:
Here's the big question. What happens after you've had sex with him. Will he try and mount you while you're having tea with your mom? That could be embarrassing. Will he try to dominate you, growl when you kick him off the couch, piss on your clothes or your furniture to mark his territory? That sounds like new dog time. Generally, that should not happen. A stable, sane well adjusted dog will expand his world view to encompass sex with you, without fucking everything else up.

This, by the way, is one of the reasons why I don't recommend sex with immature dogs, an emotionally immature dog may not be able to make the proper adjustments. You'll recall I recommended two years when sexual maturity comes at a year and a half. I'd give extra time for emotional maturity.

But having sex with your dog is a big deal, for him as well as you. It fundamentally changes or adds dimensions to the way he thinks about you. Suddenly, you're a sexual being, a sexual partner, and more than that, you're someone that he relates to emotionally... literally... as another dog, or what he considers a person. You've moved outside the category of human, and into the category of 'people' for him.

His relationship with you should be largely the same. But his approach to others may change. He may become much more aggressive to others, other dogs or humans, around you. He may become especially more aggressive towards human males. He may become aggressive towards you, or possessive, if he feels that you're making or responding to sexual overtures to others. This could include hugging, kissing, dancing or even hanging out.

Usually, this is just a short lived phase he goes through as he sorts things out emotionally. Don't worry too much.

You should not respond to this behavior, or respond to it negatively. By that I mean, do not allow his behavior to change your behavior. If he gets too aggressive, a rap on the nose with a rolled up newspaper, a stern "bad dog", tie him up, or take away some treats, to let him know clearly this his behavior is unacceptable. Clear messages delivered quickly, should help him figure things out.

Do not reinforce his bad behavior. Don't give him the impression that it will work, because this will just give him bad ideas and make them hard to eradicate. For instance, if he doesn't like you dancing with a man or kissing one, and you stop when he growls or acts threatening, he gets several bad messages. One is that you're his private bitch. Another is that he can control your behavior and the behavior of others. This will make him hard to deal with, outside the bedroom.

Sexually and otherwise the worst thing you can do, with dogs or men, is to respond inappropriately. If your relationship with your dog, or your dog's personality begins to go bad after sex, it's because, in part you're giving him the wrong messages. So be strong and be firm. He'll appreciate it, and you'll both be happier. Generally, the sanest thing to do, is to simply carry on normally. Don't treat him any different outside the bedroom. He'll realize "well, we've had sex, but nothing else is different" and act accordingly. His behavior will be normal, and you'll both live happily ever after. The most reassuring thing, is this that generally, male dog's sexuality is reactive. They're ready to go anytime. But obviously, as pack animals, they have lives to live, things to do.

So as a rule, they only become aroused and interested in sex when they get the right signals. With bitches it's first the scent, and then it's the posture, whimpering and body language. But dogs are flexible, so they can get to understand and react to a new set of signals from you. You should offer him consistent cues for when you want sex with him, for instance, keep it to one room, or if you wear lingerie, always the same lingerie, things like that. You'll find you naturally develop, but should also be aware of and careful to develop, specific body language.

You may find he may become more eager, and more easily aroused around the time of your period, or immediately before or after. Or he may be more excited if you're making love with a man or a woman. In either case, be firm, and usually, if he doesn't get the other signals he'll figure it out.

In their natural lives, dogs are highly social creatures. And sex is a social activity. Dogs and wolves, in their natural behaviour will grasp that there's proper times and places for sex, and public sex is not a good idea. Among wolves, dominant males and females attempt to police and prevent other wolves sexual behaviour to consolidate their position as the breeding pair. Less dominant animals, in order to get any action at all, have to seek out what behaviourists have come to call "the sneaky fuck."

But as a general rule, a sane, stable healthy dog, will not embarrass you by mounting you in front of mom, but will wait patiently for you to get rid of the old biddy, and strip and get on the floor.

What about all those dogs you've heard of or seen that hump your leg? I think dogs like that are experiencing behavioural misfires. I don't think they fully understand the sex act or their own sexuality, and are acting out urges that they don't quite grasp.

Generally, a sexually knowledgeable and experienced dog, even one who's experience is humans, will not do that. He knows where your pussy is and what to do with it.

Disease and Pregnancy:
I've researched it as best I can, asked circumspect questions of vets and doctors, and talked to people who seemed knowledgeable. I'm no Doctor, my information isn't perfect. It's simply the best I've been able to find or conclude from a subject that's difficult to research or inquire about. Take it for what it's worth.

Firstly, you can't get pregnant. I phoned or visited several doctors and vets pretending it was a school Project on mythological creatures and asked about Hybrids.

There is such a thing as cross species infection, and there is evidence of diseases having moved back and forth between humans and animals like horses. However, most cross species infection is with wild animals and humans. With domesticated animals, anything that would cross has tended to cross early in domestication, or as they were introduced.

So what can you get? There are a few risks that I've been able to find out about.

You can catch a human venereal disease from sex with a dog, if the dog has recently had sex with an infected human. Within a day or two say. Bacteria or viruses from the infected human may survive on the comparatively safe moist environment of the surface of his cock in the sheath for a short time. He can't be infected, but if they're still alive when he has sex with you, they may be passed on. You can guard against this by avoiding "swingers dogs" who have sex with several women. Or by washing his cock, antibacterial soap is recommended, to make sure he's clean.

Also, if the dog has had sex with you or another human with a yeast infection, it may survive on him and get passed to you. A yeast infection is irritating but not dangerous, and easily treatable for both of you. If he has it, the irritation will make him lick himself a lot more than usual. To find out, check his cock under his sheath, or inside his sheath, for a yellowish build up. For you and him the solution is Monostat. The other solution, as before, is to avoid "swingers dogs." This, by the way, is the only genuine instance of anyone getting anything from their dog that I've actually heard of.