Perverts 'R' Us

Score One

By Fintinman ( M/Ffg+, inc, con, preg )

Hi, I am writing this tale from a really bazaar happening that took over my life. You see, about two years ago, I lost my wife June, to cancer. Oh, let me tell you about myself and our marriage first.

I married late in life. I was twenty-eight, and June was twenty-three. I worked as head floor superior at the local Christmas card company that my uncle owned, the year was 1970. June had started a week before we were to meet, and went out, and fell in love and married, shortly there after. She had a wild personality and was always doing crazy things, like walking around with her ass hanging out at a baseball game, knowing people could see her ass, or sucking me off in front of the police station.

But June's favorite saying was "score one" just after she had cum. I didn't understand it or her at all, I just went with the flow. Now I had been working for my uncle, since I was thirteen and did what was asked of me. Now this woman was an enigma, as women went. I know this because I have dated many women over the years. June stood 5'4", 145 lbs, with brown hair and eyes, and she had a 44D-34-38 figure. She looked stocky, but was all muscle. And Man could she fuck. Now I always thought I was an average-looking man. I stand 6'4", 225 lbs, with blonde hair and blue eyes, a fairly muscled body, with an even ten inch long by four inch wide dick. Oh yeah, my name is Ralph Tuttle, I am now fifty-eight.

About January of 2002, my wife told me she had cancer. It hurt me to know that I wouldn't have my wife for much longer. She died two months later. She came from a large family, where I was an only child. After many years of trying, we never had children of our own. But June liked kids, girls mostly. But her nephews were also a big part of our life. But the one thing that blows me over was my wife's sisters and nieces. There were twenty-eight of them, and only three boys in the whole family. The boys were four, six, and seven. The girls aged from nine to twenty-four. And they all were gorgeous. Even the young ones gave me a hard-on. They liked to tease me whenever they were around me, which was a daily thing.

The five sisters of my wife all lived within a few blocks of my home, while the wife's father, mother, and brothers lived out west, in San Antonio, Texas. I had lived in Sulphur, Louisiana for better than thirty years. Now the girls would all come to my house after school every day, to hang out or just to be close to us. I don't know why though, but I'd find out later.

After the wife had told me that she was going to die soon, she was going to see to my needs first. We had fucked three or more times a day, every day since we met. She was sex-crazed if you ask me. But over the years, we did enjoy a wide variety of partners. Yes, my wife liked to fuck other men and women as well. I never went a day with out getting fucked by one woman or another. I think that over the years I have fucked half the women in the states, or close to it. Yes that's a lot of women, but the sex was great. I have even fucked my sister-in-laws many times over the years.

Now June wanted me to pick my new woman, I told her that I couldn't do that. So June fixed it so I'd be fucking many women before she left me. It turns out that June wanted me to father more children. Yes children. I was the father of all my sister-in-law's children. All the girls were mine. And even my wife's brother's kids were mine.

You see, the men of her family were all sterile. My wife never told me. And over the years I had fathered thirty-one children within the family. Of course I didn't find this out until a year ago. That is, until I had fathered three of my niece/daughter's children. Yes I have been fucking most of them since my wife died. I had been fucking my sister-in-law Julia a week before June's death, with my wife beside us of course. And Julia asked if I'd fuck Toni, her eighteen-year-old daughter. Toni was a wet dream waiting to happen. She stood 5'5", with waste long blonde hair, blue eye's, at 135lb, with a 36C-24-36 body, a typical Baywatch babe.

Well needless to say I fucked her lights out, four times that day, as well as Julia and June. June and I fucked right down to the hour she died, right there in the hospital, at her request. Now let's move on.

After June died, Julia and Toni moved in with me the day after and would ask twice a day to get fucked. Then a week later the other sister-in-laws would show up, and between them they had gotten me into fucking their children as well as them. My working soon stopped altogether. Uncle Bob left me the company after he died five years ago, so money wasn't a problem for me. I'd call in to the office once a week, just to see what was going on. But my days would be spent fucking woman after woman. I now slept with four women nightly, sometimes more. Over the past two years I have fathered nine children to my daughters, and all my sister-in-laws are, or going to be, knocked up again shortly. Now Toni and Julia have had girls, where Connie, Wilma, Georgia, and Stephanie have had boys.

Oh, I forgot them. Now Georgia was thirty-four, stood 5'6", with brown on brown, 44C-28-38, and the mother of Stephanie. Stephanie is sixteen, 135 lbs, with blonde hair, blue eyes, and 38DD-26-36, a real sex kitten. Connie was forty, at 5'7", brown on brown, and 48EE-28-38. She was the mother of triplets Franny, Joan, and Tippy at fourteen. They stood 5'3", with blonde hair, blue eyes, and 110 lbs, and 34C-24-35. Wilma was thirty-five, at 5'7", 145 lbs, 38C-25-37, with red hair and green eyes. Wilma was the mother of quintuplets, Bobbie, Juri, Zoe, Beth, and Lena. All were dolls at thirteen, at 115 lbs, with a 34B-23-34, with reddish-blonde hair and green eyes. Wilma has asked that I father more children with her daughters. Now I don't mind the fucking, I love it really, and I never tire of all the different women.

It's a man's wet dream, if you ask me.

Now I had just turned fifty-eight, and the women threw a birthday bash barbecue for me, all the family was there. That is the women were there. You see their men-folk don't know that I am the real father to their children. That is, none but two know. June's father and brother Aubrey knew that I had father all the children. I found this out last year well we had gone fishing. It started out as a joke really, but they broke my balls about it shortly after they let it slip that I knocked up more women than Noah had animals.

I asked, "What the hell are you two talking about? I don't have any kids." They shut up real quick, but the cat was out of the bag, so they told me all about it.

It had started back when June and I first started to date. You see we had talked it over and decided that we would have an open marriage. Well they told me that all the men of the family were sterile. I said, "What are you saying, that I knocked up every woman I fucked?"

They both nodded and said, "HELL YES."

I was dumb-struck at first, then asked "How did it happen?"

Pappi Johnson (that's June's father) said, "Well if you don't know how you fucking knocked up my daughters, then there's something wrong with you, boy."

They both laughed about it. I smiled with them and said, "I know that part, how did all this come about?"

Aubrey said, "Well, it started with Colleen (that's June's oldest sister). She had found out that Tomas couldn't father children. They had been married for two years, and Colleen had told June and mama about Tomas' shortcomings. They worked it out that since you were young and fertile, that they would trick you into knocking her up. June was the one that talked Colleen into it, really. She had told us that you had had tests to prove that you could father many babies. They had gotten you drunk that weekend, and talked you into swapping partners. Do you remember that?"

I nodded and said, "Yeah, she was a good fuck too.

Pappi said, "I didn't need to know that, boy."

"Well," I asked, "why didn't anyone tell me then?"

They both looked at me and said, "What would you've done, gone over to their place and started a fight or something? Ralph, you know how bad Tomas is when he's been drinking. He would've tried to shoot your ass or something for knocking up his wife, let alone Colleen and the girls. Think about it. Besides June told us that she didn't want you to know about our family's problems."

I asked, "What problems, Aubrey?"

It was quiet for a good five minutes, then Pappi started. I told my children about our difficulty with having children.

"You see, Ralph, the family has been going outside our gene pool for over a hundred years now, to bring in new blood. For some odd reason the men can't father children."

I said, "Well that's understandable, Pappi, but your girls have all different husbands."

Aubrey said, "Ralph, we're all blood relatives." I was stunned to say the least.

Pappi said, "We have been marrying within the family for over two hundred years. That's the way we are, boy. Junee didn't want that for her. She wanted children, lots of them, and said you wanted lots too. Then, about a year after you married, she found out that she couldn't give them to you. It damn near broke her heart to know that she couldn't have babies.

Then Mama told her she could still have babies. Mama told her about our great Uncle Cedric. He was not of our blood, he was an Irish man. Mama told her that she could get her sisters and cousins to give her babies."

Now I was a little bewildered at all this, but Pappi said, "It's you that has kept our line alive, Ralph. We are of a group called Wiccans. For a thousand years, we have been inbred to keep the line alive. About a hundred years ago, my great grandma Constance found out that our line was going to die off. If we didn't find a new blood line to mix with ours, our children wouldn't have a chance to survive the next generation. So she set out to find the right males that could father our children for many generations to come. She found that a small family line of Cajuns lived in your town. They were the Pirouettes - that's my grandmother's maiden name - who could keep our line alive. She lent her son-in-law, Cromwell Tuttle be the father for twenty some years. But he had been killed in an accident some thirty years ago." (Yes that's my father)

Now, I had married and fathered children to my sisters as well as my daughters. To say that I was stunned was an understatement.

Now for some really crazy reason, it didn't bother me at all. I found it rewarding in some way.

Pappi told me that only a few of the men knew that I was the real father to the women's children.

And that all the women knew that it was their place to get me to father their children.

I had to ask, "How do they know that their men can't father their children?"

Pappi started to laugh at my question. Then he said, "Boy, you are one dumb fucking ass, aren't you?"

I said, "I guess I am."

Aubrey cut in with, "Ralph, the mothers sterilize their boys at birth."

I said, "WHAT... That's crazy!"

Pappi nodded his head and said, "Yeah it is, but we only need one father to keep the line pure, and you're it, boy. Deal with it. Now we are going to finish fishing, then you're going to go home and knock up some women."

I was dumbfounded for the rest of the trip. For the next three days I just thought about what I'd been told. As I was dropped off, Pappi told Julia that I now knew about the ways of the family, and was to put me to work with more women.

I spend about nineteen hours a day fucking, trying to father more children. And the women just keep coming. As soon as a girl has her monthly period, she is brought to me so she can be bred. I must say it is a great turn of events, that I have mothers begging me to breed their young daughters. I can really enjoy this life if I can only figure out how it all happened. One day maybe, who knows for sure. We'll just have to wait and find out for sure, won't we?

Well this ends this CRAZY tale, I hope you enjoyed reading it. I'll be seeing you at one time or another, that is if you're a woman. If not, think about this: Are you really the father of your children? If they have blonde hair, blue eyes, and are stacked like a brick shithouse, have a test done to be sure. I could have gotten there before you.

SCORE ONE for the one and only

Another short tale from

The one and only

Fintinman