Perverts 'R' Us

Family Fun (Part 2)

By Ralph Kramden ( inc, pedo, MF/g, MM/g, MF/gbg, DP )

"Daddy, I've just got to talk to you, it's really important." Kimmy pleaded.

She stood there, radiant, in her new ball gown. Such a beautiful young girl she had turned out to be. The soft glow of candles on the mantel flickered a little as Trish entered the living room.

"Isn't she lovely, Trish?" I offered.

"Daddy please," came Kimmy's whine.

"Just a sec, honey." I answered.

"We've done a wonderful job, Ralph, we raised her right, and now she is almost a woman." Trish observed.

"OK Kimmy, let me just get this picture and then we'll talk about it." I said leveling the camera. The flash went off.

"Alright Kimmy, what is it dear?" I inquired.

"I'll get it" said Trish at the sound of the doorbell.

"Oh the Jacobsons are here." pouted Kimmy. "It'll have to wait until I get home, Daddy."

"It's Teddy" said my wife as she entered the room with the gawky young man in tow.

It was the night of Kimmy's first date and probably Teddy's too. Teddy's parents were chaperoning the couple (meaning they were driving because Teddy was too young to have a license). They were going to the country club for a very fancy ball with an orchestra and a punch bowl, hors d'oevres and all. Teddy and Kimmy had both been taking ballroom dancing all winter and tonight was the final session. This was the first time that it was boy-ask-girl and our family as well, as the Jacobsons were very excited for the children.

The twins (yes Trish had twins, a boy and a girl, six years ago) had taken their clothes off and were playing in the rec room while Trish and I were taking pictures of their twelve-year-old sister and her friend in front of the fireplace.

"Wouldn't Sam and Jacky like to come in and have a little something, Teddy?" Trish offered.

"Nah, Mrs. Kramer, we gotta get goin'." Teddy's voice cracked as he fumbled, trying to pin the corsage on Kimmy's gown.

"You two make a handsome pair" I lied, Kimmy being incredibly beautiful and Teddy looking so....I don't know... adolescent.

"Here's Kimmy's coat Teddy, if you want to help her on with it." offered Trish.

With one arm in her coat, Kimmy grasped my hand and whispered in my ear: "He 's going to want me to suck his cock, Daddy, since he's put out so much money for the corsage and tickets and all. Is it OK?"

"That's entirely up to you, kid" I offered. "Can you do it in the back seat on the way home?"

"Let's see when he asks for it" she confided. "Maybe somewhere in the back rooms at the club...but that's not what I wanted to talk to you about....It's real important and I want to talk when we get home...for sure."

"Don't let him get jizz on your new dress." I advised as I took her hand and opened the front door.

"You better go out and say hello to Sam and Jacky for a minute, dear." Trish instructed.

I traded pleasantries with the Jacobsons while the kids got in the back seat. The car door slammed shut.

"Better get back inside" advised Jacky. "You don't have a coat."

"Have a great time folks" I said as I waved to their moving car.

"C'mon dad, we're waiting for you" intoned Jessica my six-year old daughter as I re-entered the house. Trish and Benny had already started. Lying on the couch they were in a passionate 69. Jessica, fingering her pussy, was waiting for my cock which, just coming from a 32-degree environment was pathetically small.

I stripped down anyway and Jessica gently got my penis in her mouth and started licking it like a Popsicle. I could hear Trish moaning as Benny slathered her crotch with saliva. Jessica soon got me up.

"Look Mommy, Mommy, look" yelled Jessica. "I got Daddy's cock real big. See? I did it, Mommy. See? I did it all by myself."

Jessica, buck-naked except for her shoes and socks was running all around the semi-dark living room where the red lights in her shoes lit up with every step.

"Come Mommy, Look at Daddy's weenie." Jessica was pulling on her mother's butt, who was presently on top.

"No Jessica" moaned Trish "Mommy's busy right now. Oh God! Benny, that feels so good. Mommy's so horny. Get on top of me Benny. Let's see you get that penie of yours between mommy's legs."

Benny mounted her but his shlong was pitifully small and didn't penetrate my wife's pussy but by, at most, an inch or so.

"Good job Benny." Trish complimented her son. "But give Daddy a chance now," then under her breath, "I need cock."

"Jessica, Jessica" I called my daughter. "Don't get your Daddy hard and then run away. That's not nice, Jessica."

"C'mover here, Ralphy" Trish panted. "I need some help."

"Sure honey" I answered "but I'm trying to get Jessica...."

"Forget Jessica, damn it." she yelled. "I need your cock...right now."

Trish had slid off the couch and now was on her knees on the floor with her head and arms on the couch, her butt in the air. It didn't take a rocket scientist to know where I was supposed to push my cock in. Like a super-hero I jumped to the rescue, mounting her like a stallion. The kids watched with interest. Trish grunted like a pig as I fucked her. Wanting to stay involved, Benny fingered her clit, which really got her off.

"Kiss mommy, darling." Trish instructed her son. They locked into a very wet and sloppy French kiss as Benny slowly massaged his mother's crotch. Jessica, on her knees, got her face in her parent's fucking and licked first Mom then Dad as her contribution.

Trish was screaming with delight, but I couldn't hold it any more. I tried to think of every un-sexy thing I could while she was having her orgasm. But try as I might, thoughts of taking out the garbage and fixing a flat on my car wouldn't take hold and I shot my huge load deep into her warm, wet cunt.

Most of my cum came roiling out of her hole and down her leg where the kids lapped it up quickly, sparing the carpet.

"Lick Daddy's balls, kids." panted Trish, still out of breath. She knew I always liked to have my balls licked after an orgasm and the twins needed the practice. We had been involving them in good, healthy sex from the day they were born. Their older sister, Kimmy had been indoctrinated at an early age, too. Trish and I felt that if we had been given the desire by our creator or whomever for sex with our kids, then it must be natural and right.

Trish had had a long sexual affair with both her father and her brother when she was growing up, so to her it was the most natural thing in the world for me to fuck my daughters, and unlike her mother, she wanted to be involved too. So we had worked out every conceivable combination between the five of us, depending on the opportunity. However, we always kept Saturday morning special when the kids would jump on Mommy and Daddy in their bed and we'd have a circle jerk or daisy chain, each person or toddler giving and receiving oral sexual gratification.

Kimmy had the opportunity to visit with Trish and me when she returned home from the dance, but for some reason she hesitated as though she wanted to confide with me and leave her mother out of it - for the time being, anyway. I poured myself a glass of wine.

"So what's the big secret, Kimmy?" I started. Trish was getting sleepy. She felt pretty content having been fucked to multiple orgasms that evening by the twins and me.

"I'm going to head up to bed." Trish covered a yawn. "Don't forget tomorrow morning is Saturday, Kimmy, special day" She kissed her daughter on the lips.

"Did you suck off Teddy?" I inquired after Trish mounted the staircase.

"Yes Daddy, of course" she sighed. "Actually I really jerked him off more than sucked, but I really got to talk to you 'bout something" her face turning very serious.

"You're OK, honey, aren't you?" I asked. "You're not in trouble or anything..?."

"No Daddy" she interrupted. "I...."

"Whew" I exclaimed. "I thought maybe you were pregnant or something, you're so serious."

"No Daddy, you always pull it out before you squirt. I can't be pregnant." she offered.

"Well, I don't know honey. Sometimes that's not enough and it happens anyway."

"I'm fine" she said "but you know my friend Maggie? At school?" she asked.

"Not sure Kimmy, can't recall meeting her." I admitted.

"Maggie's got a real bad problem Dad, and she's my friend and I want to help her." confided Kimmy.

"Shoot darling" I urged "What's up?"

"Well.....Maggie's been fucking her dad for a long time....and...her Mom found out about it and called the cops. Now her dad can't come around anymore 'cause of a 'Junction' and she misses her dad so bad."

"Injunction" I corrected. "A court order. What do you want to do, Kimmy?"

"Well, Daddy" she began. "We've got a big house. Can Maggie meet her dad here once in awhile? Maybe in the guest bedroom or something?"

"I don't know, darling" I said "We sure don't want to interfere with a court order, do we?"

"Oh Daddy" Kimmy lamented, throwing herself into my arms. "How come Maggie's mom is so mean? And why? All she wants to do is fuck her dad."

"Sometimes it's hard to understand, honey" I offered. "Some women are pretty fucked up in the head."

"Pretty please" she pleaded. "Maggie is really distraught. I'm afraid for her. She might do something to herself."

"I understand, darling. Maybe there's a way. You haven't actually seen a court order, have you?" Kimmy wagged her head "No" I rubbed her neck and back with both hands.

"Maggie's dad has tomorrow off, it being Saturday" she offered hopefully.

"Kimmy you know what we do on Saturday." I countered.

"Not all day, Dad" she observed.

"True" I admitted, pondering the situation while I rubbed my daughter's back.

"You're making me horny, Dad" Kimmy confessed. "Are you going to fuck me?"

"If you want, honey" I said.

"Let me call Maggie and tell her to come over around one o'clock tomorrow, OK?" she suggested. "Then we can hit the couch, alright? I'm looking forward to being with you tonight, Daddy." I acquiesced. How could I deny my lovely daughter?

We ate a late breakfast, really brunch, after our family's Saturday morning romp. I was finishing my coffee and hadn't heard the doorbell. Still in my bathrobe I turned around to see my daughter with her arm around the most beautiful creature I have ever seen in my life.

"Maggie, Daddy" Kimmy said by way of introduction. I reached out to shake with one hand while trying to hold my robe over my growing penis with the other. God she was lovely, only twelve years old but filled out nicely, with coal black hair and eyebrows. Her nose looked so delicious I wanted to bite it off. She stood there demurely, shyly meeting my eyes with her own deep brown pools. A wisp of hair fell over one of her eyes. She swept it aside with her dainty pale hand.

"Your dad?" I inquired.

"Daddy'll be here pretty soon" Maggie advised. "I'm sure you'll like him. You'll be fast friends, I know." She smiled revealing two rows of pearly teeth. Her bare midrift was driving me wild.

"Where are my manners?" I thought "Can I get you something Maggie? A soda maybe? Come, let's go into the living room, and sit down."

Sometimes I wonder if the twins have any clothes. They were running around naked, playing tag. I passed the window as a Dodge Ram pulled to the curb. Here was Maggie's dad arriving and Benny and Jessica were cavorting in the nude.

"How come your brother and sister are naked?" asked Maggie. I got a shot of her ass; perfect, definitely to die for. In some languages there is a word for a girl so beautiful, so shapely, so well proportioned that it is almost painful to look at her. That's Maggie.

"Benny, Jessica" I ordered. "Go put some clothes on! We have guests...I mean RIGHT NOW."

The bell rang as the twins ran up the stairs.

"Hi I'm Giro" he said extending a meaty hand with a broad smile. Jessica, who just had to see, had come back down the stairs, still in the buff.

"Your daughter?" Giro inquired. I didn't know whether he meant Kimmy or Jessica.

"Yah, I'm trying to get her to put on some clothes, Sorry" I stammered.

"They are both very pretty" he said. "You've met Maggie I see. How are you, darling?"

"I've missed you so much, Daddy" Maggie swooned, throwing herself into his arms. He pulled her to him in a hug, rubbing her neck and back.

"Your room is over here" advised Kimmy. Giro's hand had slipped down onto his daughter's ass.

"My daughter and I have some catching up to do" Giro smiled at Maggie. She kissed him on the cheek and pushed her groin into his hip. The two of them were so obviously horny and anxious to get their hands on one another that I suddenly felt uncomfortable in my own foyer.

"Ah yes" I said, clearing my throat. "Kimmy will show you your room. It's just down the hall here."

I guess we were all curious. I certainly got hard thinking about Giro fucking that incredible fox, but when I passed their room on the way to the kitchen I didn't expect the twins, still naked, to be outside their door.

"Daddy" said Benny with his ear on the door. "They're fucking in there, I can hear the bedsprings." Somewhat embarrassedly I held my ear to the door by way of confirmation. The twins lay down on the floor of the hall doing their "pretend" fuck. I began to sweat as I imagined Giro's huge cock in Maggie's throat or shoved into her immature vagina. Gentle moans accompanied the sound of the rocking bed.

"Oh Daddy push it in, further, harder" I thought I heard Maggie moan. I couldn't listen to any more and went to the kitchen for a shot of scotch.

I was on my second glass when Giro walked into the living room. I put down my magazine.

"God man" he began "I really gotta thank you. You've done the greatest thing for Maggie and me. Whatever can I do to repay you, man?"

"Well it was really important to Kimmy" I said.

"Not many folks would ever let a guy like me have sex with his daughter in their own house, man. You're really special. How 'bout you, do you ever have sex with your daughter?"

"Yes" I said "Both of them, and frequently."

"Your wife doesn't mind?"

"Not at all" I explained. "We all have sex together, the five of us... or fewer if we can't all get together."

"That's really cool" observed Giro. "I sure wish I had a family like that."

"Can I offer you a drink or something?" I asked.

"No, man, thanks but I'm OK. I know this is goin' to sound selfish after all you've done for Maggie and me, Ralph" he started. "But you could really do me a favor if you would."

"Sure Giro, what's up?" I asked.

"Well frankly Ralph, I'm not, I mean it's been so long since Maggie and I have been together that I can't satisfy her. I just fucked her pretty good and she wants more."

"Have you tried having her lick your balls? I really like it and sometimes it gets me re-invigorated" I suggested.

"I don't think that's going to work this time, Ralph, I'm bushed....ah...I was trying to ask, you know...., to ask if you would mind fucking my daughter? It would really help me out."

"Well I s'pose..." Thoughts of my cock in that incredible 12-year-old fuck-hole were almost overwhelming.

"Don't let me come between you and your wife, Ralph. I've had marital problems and I sure don't want to fuck up your family. What would your wife say? Would she mind?"

"Let's ask her" I suggested. "Trish, I yelled, "gotta minute?" She was in the kitchen loading the dishwasher.

"What is it, honey?" Trish asked as she entered the room drying her hands on her apron.

"Giro, here has been exceedingly generous and offered to let me fuck his daughter. What do you say?" I asked. Trish had a concerned look on her face as I spoke.

"If you want to, dear" she said. "Why do you ask?"

"Giro was afraid that you might get angry" I answered.

"Is it a trade? I mean does he want to fuck Kimmy?" she asked. I looked over at Giro, a question on my face.

"No ma'm" he said "but if...I mean...if Jessica hasn't anything to do...you know..."

"Jessica is only six" I answered. "You want to fuck a six-year-old?"

"Well Ralph...I thought you said that you, like,...you know...like you fucked her."

"Very gently, yes I have" I said.

"Frankly Ralph, I wonder if Maggie is getting too old for me. I remember...I remember when Maggie was only six. She was a great fuck.....still is...I guess....but I like 'em younger. I think a few minutes with Jessica and I could get it up again.....of course if you don't mind...that is."

"You know we've always said that we would want to offer our daughters to pedophiles if we knew any, honey" Trish reminded me.

"Where is Maggie anyway?" I asked. "I didn't see her come in with you."

"She's still in the bed Ralph, trying to get herself off" he answered.

"Trish, why don't you get Jessica and meet me in the guest bedroom? Giro and I can use the same bed. Do you want to watch?" I asked.

"Can I bring Kimmy and Benny?" she inquired.

"If you can keep them quiet" I answered. "Giro needs to concentrate" I laughed.

I needn't have worried as it turned out. Giro wanted to watch too. So Trish, the kids and Giro all watched me fuck beautiful Maggie and was she hot, my god. She was just fucking insatiable, I began to understand Giro's dilemma. Every once in awhile I'd glance over where Giro was fingering my Jessica's pussy just to have Maggie yank my head back for more French kissing.

And talk about sliding around. Maggie's pussy was so wet I just glided in and out even though she was plenty tight. Fortunately I was able to hang on while she had multiple orgasms, screaming like a banshee. All in all I'd have to say I was the one getting fucked, not Maggie. After she quieted down a little Trish offered to eat her out until she was sated.

Giro was working on Jessica's tiny asshole using some of the lubricant she always carries around. He had his penis pretty far up her anus when he asked: "Bet she hasn't been DP'd yet Ralph, has she?"

"What an opportunity." It was Trish speaking as she wiped the pussy juice off her face.

"None of the girls have been DP'd" she offered. "In fact I haven't been DP'd since I left home... I mean by Daddy and my brother. This is so great!"

"Maybe we can't work in the whole crowd today" I cautioned. "Giro and I might not have the stamina to service all of you."

"Let's get started on Jessica then." Trish suggested. "Giro is already up her ass. C'mon Ralph let's get that dong of yours up her pussy. This is just really, really great!!"

Somehow we got the holes in poor Jessica's crotch stretched out enough to accommodate both Giro's and my sex organs. While he pumped her ass on the beat I shoved my cock into her cunt on the off beat. We got a rhythm going with Jessica adding the groans and gasps. Trish helped both of us by grasping our cocks and pushing them in and out of our daughter.

Giro didn't bother to pull it out before he shot his wad and the jizz sorta squirted out the sides of her little asshole. I usually like to cum in my daughters' faces. I think it is good training for them and they seem to enjoy it. So, I pulled my cock out and stuck it right up Jessica's nose and let go. A milky stream went up her nostril and over her nose into her eyes. She laughed heartily. As I looked down into her cherubic face while wiping my dick around over her mouth and cheeks, the glistening cum reflected the light. She pursed her lips as if to kiss my cock and when I pushed it against her lips her tongue licked the underside of my prick sending shivers throughout my body. The countenance of an angel would not come close to matching the beauty of my lovely cum-faced daughter at that moment.

Kimmy took it all in and played around with the cum as she assumed a fetal position next to her sister, readying herself for the fucking.

"Not today honey." I laughed. "You're going to have to wait. There will be another day. We'll have Giro over again soon and maybe next time I'll take the asshole position and he'll fuck your pussy. You'd like that wouldn't you darling?" I said as I kissed her sweet ass and jostled her juvenile tits.

"You really like it when your Daddy fucks you in the ass, doncha skookums." I cooed.

"Ya gotta a 10 foot pole,

That'll go in ma hole,

Just the same as Giro,

He's gonna fuck me in the ass,

While you've got some class,

Ya gonna fuck me in the cunt tomorrow"

Trish pointed her finger at me while she rapped. We all laughed. What a wonderful new friendship we are beginning with Giro and Maggie. What wonderful new friends of the family.

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