Perverts 'R' Us

Family Fun (Part 1)

By Ralph Kramden ( pedo, inc, M/g, F/g, 1st )

"Wipe the snot off her nose will you, Ralphy. I want to get a good pic."

The words of Trish, my wife, are as clear in my mind now as they were when she was holding the camera on Kimmy's 2nd birthday, many years ago. Our daughter was seated in her high chair, one hand squeezing a piece of birthday cake which oozed between her fingers. The other hand was trying to take off the ridiculous, conical paper hat that her mother had perched on her head with a rubber band under her chin.

"C'mon Honey. What's taking so long?"

I was holding the Kleenex to her button nose but as I saw the snot dribbling down her upper lip, I froze. The picture was no longer clear. It wasn't a baby with a cold, it was my daughter with cum dripping out of her nose where I had just blown a large wad. My cock was still rock hard and I was out of breath after my orgasm.

I looked around at my wife as she urged me on, and then back at my daughter. I must have freaked out for a moment. How could I have even thought such an ugly thing?

Oh sure, sometimes when I was changing Kimmy's diapers I would get her all powdered up and then smell her crotch, to make sure it was...y'know...clean. OK...., I even licked her little pussy a time or two. Kimmy would giggle in delight as she felt my tongue tickle her miniscule asshole.

But I never got the "beast" out. No! No way. I mean sometimes I got pretty hard when I was kissing Kimmy's tummy and down from there. She liked it when I caressed her inner thighs and ran my thumb up into her tiny twat.

Well....there was this one time, and it was after the birthday party. I just wanted to amuse Kimmy after her bath. I had her up on the counter and was drying her hair. My pecker was raging and just stuck out through the front of my bath robe. Kimmy grabbed for it and I let her play with it a bit before I slapped her in the face with it, playfully of course. I rubbed it around over her tummy and her mouth and nose. She tried to put it in her mouth, but of course I stopped that.

Well...I let her lick it just a little bit, that's all.

We were smiling at each other as she licked at my dick, when suddenly I had a flashback to that vision I had had of the cum dripping down her face. It was such a vivid image to reassess that I just zoned out while I rubbed my penis over Kimmy's mouth.

My reverie was abruptly interrupted by Trish when she pulled open the bathroom door. I quickly returned my prick to its proper place under my robe, but not quickly enough. Trish was not smiling.

With strength of purpose she strode over to me. I expected a wallop, but to my amazement she didn't strike me, but put her hand on my shoulder. I could feel her warm breath as she whispered in my ear.

"You want to fuck her, don't you honey?" she said.

"Of course not!!" I countered indignantly. "How could you think such a thing?"

"I've seen that bulge in your pants, Ralph. Every time you are around Kimmy you get a hardon. Don't you think I can't tell when you have an erection?"

"That is definitely not true, Trish. I mean... not because of Kimmy. Sometimes it just happens. Maybe I was thinking of you" I offered.

"Well I want you to remember, Ralph, that what you've got there is MY cock and when you have an erection it better be for me." she laughed.

"Let's have a look. My, my… it's all limp now." She held my pitiful penis in her hand.

"C'mon let's get it up, Ralphy" she said as she stroked it few times and then placed the tip of it in Kimmy's mouth.

"Just imagine she's giving you a blowjob, darling" she cooed. "See it's getting bigger. You can fuck her if you want to, you know. Well look at that! It's all ready big again" she chortled as she wiped Kimmy's face with my rejuvenated dick.

"What are you talking about, Trish?" I asked. "What is this horseshit about fucking Kimmy and so forth?" Back then I was pretty unaware about Trish and her desires.

"Listen, Ralphy dear" she started. "As I said, I see your cock getting big in your pants when you feed Kimmy her cereal and when you read her stories and when the two of you cuddle on the couch. I feel the same way. I love to lick her little pussy when you're at work and I'm getting Kimmy down for her nap. But the ultimate turn-on for me would be to see you cram your huge penis down her throat or into her virgin cunt." She was beginning to sweat as she explained this all to me.

"Kimmy's old enough for a little sex" she explained. "Her long term memory won't kick in for another year or so. When she starts to remember things I want her to feel sex is natural and that she can't even remember when she wasn't being fucked by her father."

"And her mother too?" I inquired.

"Sure" she continued. "We can start taking her into our bed. We can have some threesome fun, even when she's so young. You might not be able to penetrate her yet, but you can cum on her belly and I can lick it up....and stuff."

"I'm frankly astonished, Trish" I said. "Where do you get such ideas, anyway?"

"Look Ralph" she said. "We've never really talked about it, but you know I wasn't a virgin when I met you. You know that, don't you?"

"Sure" I offered. "But....."

"I've been having sex my whole life. My daddy and I have been fucking for as long as I can remember. My fondest memory is of the time he finally was able to get up the courage to fuck me in the ass. And of course I had sex with Randy" That was her brother. "Randy and I slept together thousands of times. This is me, Ralph. This is what I am, and I want the same for Kimmy. I want her to be as happy as I am."

"Trish," I said, "I would have never guessed if you hadn't told me."

"Oh c'mon" she responded "How do you think I knew how to deep-throat your cock the first time I gave you a blowjob? Do you think that is a natural talent? It took me years to get it just right. At first my mouth and throat were too little and then, after I was able to take Daddy's cock all the way down, there was Randy's and maybe you don't know how BIG his cock is. Well let me tell you it is HUGE."

"Bigger than mine?"

"Bigger than yours. Both longer and fatter....but not necessarily better" she laughed.

Trish had wiped my shlong pretty much everywhere on Kimmy's tiny body while we talked. She had it poised at the entrance to her little cunt now and was trying to push it in. Kimmy was taking it all in, giggling when my cock hit a sensitive place.

"Let's take her to bed, honey" she suggested. "Right now."

That was the first time the three of us hit the sack together, but hardly the last. I sorta got on top of Kimmy and rubbed my wanger on her belly as Trish lay down beside us and watched, fingering herself. I knew in my heart that it wasn't right, but it really felt great to rub my cock on Kimmy. It wasn't long before I was ready to cum. Trish knew.

"Let me help" she said as she put her hand around my dick. "It's my cock too, you know.....and my baby."

Suddenly I was squirting. Three pulses landed on Kimmy's belly and nose and in Trish's face and hair. Trish got her hands in the cum immediately and began spreading it all over herself and Kimmy. Trish was thoroughly delighted. Kimmy didn't object.

"Wasn't that fun honey?" I was still trying to get my breath.

"Oh my god, that was sooo good, Ralphy" she panted.

"It felt real good, dear" I evidently scrunched up my face a little in lingering doubt.

"Now listen here, Mister" Trish was getting mad. "You're a father now and you've got responsibilities. You aren't just fucking around with your buds anymore. You have a child to raise and raise properly....just like I was raised."

"I'm sorry Trish...it's just...I just have to get used to the idea, y'know?" I stammered.

Kimmy was cooing and spreading the cum around on her belly in that jerky, baby-like way. I put my arms around Trish and whispered "I love you" and caressed her back, hoping to calm her.

"You really do want to fuck Kimmy, don't you Ralph?" her voice was pleading as she looked up at me with scrunched eyebrows and a pouty smile.

"Of course, of course, Trish" I assured her.

"Ralph" she started "It feels good when you jack off on Kimmy's body. Doesn't it? You like to stick your finger in her little asshole, don't you? I mean..." She searched for the right words.

"Ah..Trish?" I began.

"What is it, hon?" she asked, and then continued with her thought. "You'd like to have sex with Kimmy every day, wouldn't you? Have her play with your dong? Suck you off?"

"I like the feel of it, honey, but I feel a little guilty, if you want to know."

"You're listening to the wrong people, Ralph. Listen to yourself. You know you want to have sex with your daughter. Your cock knows. Listen to yourself....your cock....and me. It's all right if it feels good. Just remember, if it feels good, it is good, Ralph honey."

"C'mon" she said. "Help me lick your cum off Kimmy's body. You can have the lower part and I'll take the upper part. Don't look so serious....it's fun."

I fucked Kimmy's little cunt with my tongue as Trish licked the cum off her chest. I tried to forget that there was something wrong with this. It really did feel good and if Trish was right when she said that if it feels good, it is...well... maybe this wasn't as bad as I had thought it was.

Over the next few years, Kimmy learned to talk and her mom helped her learn how to deep-throat my cock. Her cunt was still a little too small for fucking, but the three of us had a lot of fun anyway. Kimmy learned to lick Mommy and Daddy's genitals while they were fucking and, of course, I always shared my cum with Kimmy as well as with Trish.

For Kimmy's sixth birthday, Trish bought her a little outfit online from Victoria's Secret or a similar source. She couldn't find any split-crotch panties that were so small, so she made a pair from black satin, trimmed with red lace. She was able to find a pair of platform high heels somewhere that fit Kimmy; her feet were pretty big for her age.

With her black net stockings and micro-mini skirt she looked every inch the trashy slut. Trish applied bright red lipstick, mascara, silver eye shadow, long false lashes, and a little beauty mark on Kimmy's cheek. Her nails were painted gold and she had a little bolero top, open in the front, which matched her panties. Trish pasted a fake diamond in her navel and, of course, Kimmy had an elaborate hairdo which took Trish hours of teasing and ratting to get just right and skanky.

I found a few temporary tattoos at an adult book store and put a barbed wire arm band on her bicep and a tat on her lower abdomen near her pussy. It said "Eat me."

Trish got Kimmy up on our bed and taught her how to do the bump and grind. She looked so sexy, throwing her hips around and covering and uncovering her flat chest with the bolero jacket. The climax came when Kimmy bent over and showed us her ass while spreading her pussy lips. She then pushed her middle finger in and out of her cunt in a fucking motion. It was all quite charming, and Kimmy was so cute in her filthy whore outfit.

I must have been a strange sight with my boner sticking straight out while I filmed Kimmy's performance with our new video camera.

Trish was pregnant with our second child. Kimmy wanted a little brother. Either one would be OK with me. Trish definitely wanted a son.

"Then the four of us could fuck together on the same bed" she observed.

"My god, Trish" I said. "By the time he's old enough to fuck you, you'll be an old lady."

"He won't mind" she chortled. "Boys always love their mothers."

I was still fucking Trish, although she was getting pretty big. Maybe it was because she was pregnant, or just because Trish was a certifiable pervert, but she seemed more interested in the vicarious pleasure of watching me fuck her daughter than in getting fucked herself..

Kimmy no longer looked like an innocent six-year-old child. With her trashy costume she was the very picture of a street-walker or skanky, dumpster-diving ho. My wife was urging me on, trying to get off by seeing her only child deflowered. The way she looked, fucking Kimmy would be just like fucking some rude, nasty slut, I thought.

"You're going to have to penetrate her eventually, Ralph" she said. "You might as well get started. Kimmy wants to have a baby too, since her mother is going to have one. Maybe this is the opportunity we've been waiting for."

"Daddy, I want to have a baby, just like Mommy's going to have" said Kimmy.

The dichotomy was strange. On one side was my naive little daughter, thinking she could have a baby just like her mother and yet on the other, the words were emanating from the mouth of what appeared to be a filthy harlot.

"Go ahead Ralph, help her have a baby. I'll just lie here and watch" advised Trish.

I took Kimmy in my arms and tousled her hair. I tried my best to explain to her that when I put my cock in her pussy it was going to hurt some. Trish started fingering herself.

"It doesn't hurt Mommy, she likes it" Kimmy informed me.

"We'll have to stretch you out a little Kimmy" I answered. "You're not as big as Mommy yet."

"I'm ready to be stretched." Kimmy laughed as she lay on her back with her legs spread. She was so cute in those crotchless panties.

I got on top of her and got my cock poised to enter her.

"Aren't you going to kiss her first, Ralph? Don't forget the foreplay. That's part of it, you know" Trish instructed.

Trish was right of course. I put my arms around my tiny daughter and kissed her lovingly on the lips. She forced her tongue into my mouth and suddenly we were French kissing. Our tongues intertwined. I caressed her back and ran my hand up her inner thigh brushing her sex with my fingers.

Gently I brushed the tip of my cock against her clit several times until she shivered. I could feel her juices starting to flow. Trish put Kimmy's hands on my prick and gently urged her face down to my crotch. I followed suit and while squeezing Trish's hand, went down on Kimmy. We were doing 69. I slobbered all over her genitals and asshole, sticking my tongue first in her rectum and then her cunt. Back and forth I went, drenching her crotch with saliva while Kimmy, in turn, had my dick in and out of her throat a dozen or more times.

Trish ran her hands back and forth over the two of us as we licked each other's sex organs. Finally I flipped Kimmy over on her back and mounted her. My cock was like a steel bolt. Trish took it in both hands and placed the tip in Kimmy's vagina. I pushed. Kimmy pushed back. Trish got her tongue down on the place of union and added her saliva to the event.

Gently I pushed and then harder until I got my cock in a little way. I rubbed the tip on her immature clit and finally put both hands on Kimmy's ass, pulled her toward me and pushed as hard as I could. Kimmy screamed in pain.

"It's OK, Kimmy. It's OK. It'll just hurt for a minute or so." It was Trish reassuring our daughter through this trial, her first genuine intercourse. She cradled Kimmy's head in her arms and stroked her hair. Blood started to run out of Kimmy's pussy.

"Daddy won't hurt you" Trish said. "He loves you, darling"

Kimmy, who had tightened up with the "big shove" relaxed a bit and as I started to rhythmically fuck her she pushed her pelvis into my crotch, fucking me back just like she had seen her mother do it.

"That a girl" I reassured her. "Now you've got the rhythm going. You're fucking just like a big girl. You're a big girl now, Kimmy."

"That wasn't so bad, was it honey?" Trish cooed as she kissed Kimmy's cheek and caressed her chest. I was sweating as I rammed it in and pulled it out numerous times, feeling my daughter cooperate with enthusiasm.

"Oh Daddy, Daddy and Mommy" Kimmy practically yelled. "I'm a big girl now, aren't I?"

"Please Daddy" she said "Cum inside me, inside me, please, please." I was just about ready to explode.

"Kimmy" I said "What about your mother? Don't you think she wants some too?"

"But I want a baby. Mommy is already going to have a baby" Kimmy pleaded.

I didn't have much time to decide. All of a sudden a rush coursed through my body and a huge release filled up my daughter's pussy with hot, sticky cum. Kimmy's cunt wasn't very big and the jizz, mixed with blood, oozed out almost immediately, running down her ass and leg and soaking the sheet.

"Encore, encore!!" Trish laughed as she clapped her hands in joy. Kimmy was all smiles.

My thoughts jumped ahead to the years of fucking Kimmy and I would share. As she gained experience, she would 69 her mother, her new little brother or sister while I wanked off. The four of us could form a circle, each eating out the next, ending in a group fuck. By the time she was eleven or twelve, I would be experiencing the first budding of her breasts, which would usher in a whole new world of titty-fucking. Trish would, no doubt, be blowing her son as soon as she could, bringing him up right, and if we have another daughter, instead, we won't neglect her education either The four of us will be the happiest family on earth.

"Wait, you guys...hear that?" Trish held her hand to her ear.

Kimmy and I looked puzzled.

"Don't you hear that?" asked Trish.

"I don't hear anything unusual, Trish" I said.

"Then you're not listening" she advised. "It's not very loud but I can hear little Brittany or Benny in my tummy yelling 'Let me outta here, I want to join you. Let me have some fun too'. Can't you hear it?"

We all rolled around on the bed laughing our heads off.

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