Perverts 'R' Us

Pain Meds and Nail Trim

By Danyealle ( M/F, plot, nosex )

Carrying a large bag, Arkady found Darious in his study, pouring over paperwork. This seemed to be Darious' way of dealing with the chaos that was going on around him at this point, bury himself in the neat and orderly world of figures and the steady, on-track flow of Triple D. It seemed any more that all of the time he wasn't spending with Dani he was down here, buried up to the armpits in paperwork. Arkady cleared his throat and when Darious looked at him, he smiled and held out the bag, "If I may, Sire, I need a few moments of your time to talk with you."

Pushing the paperwork aside, Darious leaned back in his chair and rubbed his face, "What do you need, Wolfie?"

Starting to put bottles of medicine on the table, he looked at Darious, "I have the medicine Lady Julia prescribed for M'lady. I just picked them up and need to go over with you how they should be used and in what doses to give them to her."

Patting Arkady on the ass Darious nodded, grinning. "Very good, Wolfie! What kinds do we have here?"

Smiling Arkady started handing Darious the bottles, "There is Valium and Xanax for anxiety, Demerol for the pain, and finally, Lady Julia put together a lotion that numbs the skin a bit so it should make it less sensitive."

"Very good!" Darious said, smiling. "What is the dosage on them?"

"The lotion can be used every three hours. The medications are to be given every six to start with. When the effectiveness wanes, drop it by a half an hour until it's every two hours, then we are to call Lady Julia and she will increase the dosage of them. The dose M'lady is getting is more than 100% more than the maximum dosage a human would take. Lady Julia says that neither Marcus nor I are to touch them, since they could prove to be toxic to us. Also, Lady Julia asked me to impart to you that when they start running low to ring her up and she will send refills of them by overnight messenger. That way M'lady will not run out."

"Nodding, Darious picked up the bottles and looked at them, "I can do that without a problem. How many pills do we give her at a time?"

Chuckling a bit, Arkady shook his head, "They are not in pill form, Sire. They are suppositories, huge ones at that."

Darious' head swiveled to face Arkady, eyebrows raised, "They are what?"

Grinning, Arkady cleared his throat, "You heard me correctly, Sire. Lady Julia also said to impart to you that they are going to burn like fire, but the absorption rate, therefore M'lady's relief, is extremely fast, if that is any consideration for you."

Darious put his head in his hands and shook it, "It isn't! Great, just great, she is going to think I am punishing her for something."

Arkady sighed and shrugged, "It's the only real way to give them to her, Sire. In pill form, she would have to take about 100 tablets at a time of each, and since one of the side effects of them is nausea it is almost a guarantee that M'lady would be unable to keep them down, so it would do her no good."

Darious picked up the bottles again and looked at them, squinting, "Just great! How am I going to get her take these things? Tie her up and use a spreader bar to do it? That would not improve her mood either."

Grinning, Arkady said, "That part of this operation I will leave up to you and your judgment, Sire."

Shaking his head, Darious sighed heavily, "I'm going to have to watch those damned claws of hers or I'll need something when she's done with me!"

Picking up the jar of Demerol, Arkady handed it to him, "Give her this first, it will purportedly kill the pain of the others and get her somewhat doped up. Then, mayhaps, we should trim her claws slightly so we do not have this concern again."

Sighing heavily, Darious picked up all the bottles, "OK, here's the plan… get the kitty doped up on genetically engineered catnip then give her a pedicure, manicure and body massage."

Laughing harder, Arkady said, eyes twinkling, "That's the general idea, yes Sire."

Darious nodded, and then sighed again, "Theoretically it should work." Then he looked over at Arkady, "Oh boy, if she lays into me I'm going to go after you."

Grinning from ear to ear Arkady shook his head, "The Demerol alone should knock M'lady senseless for a time. If she does attack you, you will survive it Sire. I myself wouldn't."

Darious arched an eyebrow at him, "I understand that, but remember, shit rolls downhill and you are at the bottom of it." Darious then winked at him and grinned.

Chuckling more, Arkady said, "This should almost entirely anesthetize M'lady."

Standing up, Darious stretched out his large frame, "Well, I guess I'll get upstairs and get this over with. It's been a dull day and I need some excitement. This should provide that, in spades."

Trying to suppress a grin, Arkady said, "May I make a small suggestion, Sire?"

"I'll take any suggestion you have. Hell, I'm thinking about trying a polo mallet and suit of armor but she might get suspicious if I walk in that way."

"Nothing that drastic, I assure you. She likes bondage, get her tied up then give the medication to her that way. Mayhap it will save wear and tear on your body."

Darious shook his head, "True, she does, but I doubt with the state she's been in she would let me get away with it." Darious scratched his chin, "I'm hoping she's having one her better days so I can try to reason with her about it." He then looked at Arkady, "Know what I'm starting to think?"

"What is that, Sire?"

"That all those years not having PMS might be catching up with her."

Chuckling, Arkady replied, "I would guess that is one way of thinking about the situation, Sire. I'll stay down here, so if you need any help at all, just yell for me."

Darious eyed him, "Oh, I'll be the one yelling for help NOW but you'll need it when you trim those claws of hers and she finds out you did it. I feel sorry for you then."

"I will leave you to the chore and go check on Marcus."

Darious grinned at him, "You do that. I think I saw him hiding in his room, whimpering."

Arkady grinned and shook his head, "He has more intelligence than I gave him credit for, he seems to know that he is at least safe there. I will leave you to it, Sire."

Darious looked up the stairs then shuddered and sighed, acting as those, when he started up them, he was walking to the gallows.

He found her curled around a pillow in a fetal position, watching TV. He shut the door quietly behind him and sat down by her on the bed and stroked her back softly.

She looked up at him, in obvious pain, sweating and shaking all over.

Stroking her hair, he said softly, "I have some medicine for you, Toy."

She looked at him warily, "What kind of medicine?"

Rubbing her shoulder softly, he said, voice light, "A pain killer and some stuff for your anxiety. Also some lotion for your skin that should numb it a bit so it isn't so sensitive."

She sat up a little bit, "Give me a glass of water and I'll take them!"

Scratching his head, he looked down a bit, "Uhh, Toy? You don't swallow these."

She narrowed her eyes and looked at him, "If you don't swallow them then just how are you suppose to take them? Hmm Darious?" Growling softly, she stared at him, tail twitching back and forth purposefully making soft thumping noises on the bed.

Grinning sheepishly, he looked at her, "Well Toy, they are suppositories."

Glaring at him she let out a long, low warning growl that said she was not at all happy about this turn of events better than any words could have articulated.

He pulled out the bottle of Demerol and showed it to her, "You can't ingest this, Toy, they'll upset your stomach, then you would be in the bathroom worshiping the porcelain god, and it wouldn't have done you any good at all. This way they will work faster and won't make you puke."

Growling again, her eyes started to flash and her tail beat a faster tattoo on the bed. It was obvious that she was quite unhappy with this explanation.

Lying down beside her, he stroked her back gently. "I'll be honest and truthful with you, they are going to burn for a while, but after that you will feel much better for a while. Isn't that worth it? The pain will stop, Toy."

She glared at him then an evil grin started to spread across her face, "OK Darious, I'll tell you what… you take them first and I'll gauge your reaction to them. Then I'll think about taking them. How about that?"

Shivering a bit at that thought he then looked at her and smiled a little, trying to make light of the situation. "What's wrong? I thought you liked taking it up the ass?"

Rolling her eyes, she shook her head, "I do, but not with a lit torch!"

Sighing deeply, knowing this was getting neither of them anywhere, she said, in a firm voice, "Now Toy, you are going to do this freely or I will tie you up and give it to you. One way or another you are going to take the medicine. It's for your own good and you will feel better afterwards."

Her eyes flashed and her jaw clenched tightly then she glared at him, baring her fangs, "I do NOT want to take it."

Taking a deep breath, he looked at her, concerned, "Dani, I know it's going to burn, but you need it. You can't ingest it because all it will do is make you puke." Reaching out, he stroked her hair softly, "You'll get used to it in a couple days. But in the mean time you will feel much better. Please Toy, take them, for me."

Backing away from him, she growled long and low, keeping a close eye on what he was doing.

He sighed deeply again then stroked her cheek softly, knowing this was going to end up with him forcing her but he was going to make every effort for it not to end up that way. Her stubborn streak was almost as big as her bratty streak but he was hoping against hope she would listen long enough for him to reason with her, "You know I care deeply for you and wouldn't ask anything if it would harm you in any way. Really Dani, this will ease your pain and you will feel better in a little while."

She shook her head vigorously, "I am in enough pain as it is, I don't need any medicine to make it worse than it already is, Darious!"

"But it won't make it worse! Since you've never taken it before it should take effect quickly and you will be out of pain."

Setting her jaw stubbornly she said, "You take it first so I can see your reaction to it then I will THINK about taking it."

"You don't get it, do you? I guess we are going to have to do this the hard way." He said, shaking his head. She was still partially curled up so he grabbed her and pulled her onto his lap that way, holding onto her best he could.

But it wasn't good enough. She howled and fought him, shredding his shirt and jeans, leaving deep claw marks in his flesh.

He was finally able to get her somewhat held still then grabbed the Demerol. It was about four inches long and approximately a half an inch around. Being thankful she only had a thong on under the t-shirt she was wearing, he got it shoved aside and, using one finger was able to insert it deep into her rectum. He left his finger in place so that she couldn't force it back out before it dissolved.

Her reaction was immediate when the caustic bullet touched the sensitive lining, howling in pain as it started to dissolve. It felt as though her whole backside had caught fire. She continued yowling and shaking until after about 10 minutes it started to take effect and she fell limp, her eyes taking on a glazed look and started to droop shut.

He felt her whole body relax and heard her start to purr unevenly. When he felt the Demerol had dissolved enough he quickly gave her the other two. It was apparent to him that at this point she was completely and totally stoned. Within about 15 minutes she was laying there, humming and giggling to herself, almost like she was drunk.

He picked her up gently and laid her on the bed then stood up, wincing. Looking down at his shredded and bloody clothes he said, "Damn it! There goes a good pair of jeans." He looked over at her sprawled on the bed, humming to herself, her tail twitching back and forth jerkingly, chuckling, "The kitty loved her catnip." He then stepped out into the hallway and called for Arkady.

Quickly, Arkady appeared beside him, looking him up and down, trying not to laugh, "Get into a cat fight with her, Sire?" He asked, eyes twinkling.

Rolling his eyes, Darious sighed, "She was mildly disagreeable about the situation."

Grinning, Arkady chuckled, "If you look like this after she was just mildly disagreeable I would hat to see the condition you would be in after she got downright hostile."

"I would be limping." Darious said, chuckling deeply and shaking his head.

"My guess would be more like missing appendages and body parts."

Darious nodded, "True. Well, get the bolt cutters and belt sander, we have some work to do."

Arkady produced the trimmers and file from his pocket, "I took the liberty of getting what we would need ready beforehand."

Darious clapped him on the back, "Good man. Let's get to it then." He then led Arkady into the room. "Don't be surprised if she starts singing, she is a bit out there right now."

"After taking that much dope I wouldn't be surprised if M'lady were not floating a couple feet above the bed."

Darious chuckled, "She is, I believe."

She was sprawled out on the bed, purring happily, batting at her own tail, giggling drunkenly.

Looking at her, Darious shook his head, chuckling, "She is feeling no pain, I see."

Dani must have heard them because she flopped over onto her stomach then waved to them, purring loudly, her tail jerking back and forth behind her drunkenly.

Arkady turned his back to the bed, shoulders shaking with suppressed laughter.

Sitting down beside her, Darious rubbed her shoulder a bit, "Well Toy, we are going to give you a treat… a manicure, pedicure and a massage - a day of pampering for my favorite puddy tat. So why don't you lay back and enjoy it."

Dani looked up at him, grinning hugely, "Ohh, sounds like fun!" She then plopped her right hand is his lap, "Have at it." Darious picked her up and sat down at the head of the bed with her curled up in his lap, purring unevenly. He held one of her hands while Arkady cut and filed down her fingernails one by one. If they were short in her human form, they would also be short and blunted in her other forms as well.

Dani started to playfully bat and nip at Darious' hands, purring loudly, making his whole body shiver.

Grinning down at her, he started to tickle her here and there.

She giggled and started to paw at him playfully.

He tickled under her chin, eliciting a gale of giggles from her before she shifted to her feline form and started playing with him again.

Darious petted, ticked and rubbed her furry belly causing loud, happy purrs and reows from her, her tail swishing back and forth behind her happily. He then looked down at Arkady to see how he was doing.

Arkady gave him a thumbs-up, her shifting had actually made his job quicker and a lot easier.

When Arkady finished Darious gave her her favorite chew toy and let her go. She bounded around on the bed, playing with it and batting it around. She was staggering and weaving drunkenly and almost fell off several times.

Darious watched her, concerned, for a few minutes, he was amused by it yes but he was also worried she would fall of and hurt herself. After a few minutes he called her over to him then picked her up, cradling her like he would have a baby then carried her downstairs, stroking her softly and cuddling her close, to their fireplace room. The whole floor was covered with pillows so it was soft and she wouldn't hurt herself.

When he let her down she bounded off among the pillows, enjoying herself. Arkady watched over Darious' shoulder, smiling.

Darious watched her for a few minutes then looked at Arkady, "Tomorrow I have a job for you and Marcus. I want you to pad the walls halfway up and the hearth. Then insulate it so it's soundproofed. She might be more comfortable down here than in the bedroom."

Nodding, Arkadys eyes followed her as she bounded around, "You are right Sire, and I do believe Milady would much prefer it in here. I will most assuredly get it done as quickly as possible."

Nodding to him, Darious then sat down and started to roughhouse a bit with her until she curled up and dozed off.