Perverts 'R' Us

Humanity Discovered

By Old Boy ( M+/f+, con, mc, Sci-fi )

#E1, X team 201 reporting.

A201 reporting that our team has arrived at our objective, a planet called Earth. It is the third planet of a star called Sol. There is an abundance of interesting biological life here including a sentient species of homonids. They call themselves Homo Sapiens which means man of wisdom. From what we have observed so far this is an arrogant claim given their often violent nature.

My colleagues and I will study these homonids from a shielded position in orbit until we know more about them. We will of course need to take over and inhabit the bodies of some of them to study these men close up, so that we will not be perceived by them as creatures other than themselves.

This promises to be an unpleasant task as these creatures have fouls odors and excrete a nasty waste from their posteriors. Still we all knew that as explorers we would sometimes need to do unpleasant things like this. We will of course observe the protocols regarding sentient life forms and will only possess the bodies of those who are already brain-dead.

End of message #E1.

#E2, X team 201 reporting.

The three of us have all successfully acquired the bodies of brain dead young men. Some of the bodies had additional physical damage but that has all been healed and our new bodies are fully functional now. We discovered that our biological bodies have a great need for nourishment and water. We have learned to use our new limbs. We can move about on our legs and use our hands to manipulate objects. It is quite different from just using our thoughts to do things.

It is quite an interesting experience to perceive things through our new receptors. We can see, hear, smell, touch, and taste through these receptors. It takes some getting used to but we are all managing quite well now. I believe that we are ready to make ourselves known to the homonids and move about among them as we study them closely.

These men do have rudimentary abilities to travel in orbit around their planet and they have visited their moon. However given their warlike tendencies I very much doubt that they will be deemed to be sufficiently advanced to warrant an invitation to join the Galactic Council of Planets. It will likely take some centuries before they are advanced enough for that. We shall see.

End of message #E2.

#E3, X team 201 reporting.

We had a most interesting first contact with the humans. We noticed appealing odors coming from a place where humans sit around tables. A female server brings them food and drink which they enjoy eating. It is called a restaurant. We tried some of the dishes and found them very tasty, a new experience for all of us.

When we were done the server brought us a bill for the refreshment and we realized that we were expected to pay for it. We observed a man at another table handing a piece of paper to his server and realized that this was the expected currency. I then blinked an identical piece of paper into existence and handed it to the server.

Of course such artificial paper has little structural integrity as you know and it turns to dust within hours. But by then the server would have turned it in to the cashier. She seemed quite pleased with it when I told her to "keep the change", an expression I heard the other man use.

We made a few social mistakes but nothing enough to give these people any idea that we were alien to this planet. Our bodies responded to some interesting pheromones produced by the females of the species, including our server at the restaurant. It is very hard to resist them.

My companion B201 made the mistake of fondling the mammary glands of our server through her clothes because of this attraction and she slapped his face. She said he was rude and so he apologized to her. The female had no idea that B201 was an alien though. We shall have to work on keeping our behavior within what is considered to be acceptable limits in this society.

I also find myself strangely attracted to the females. I noticed that my appendage through which I excrete waste liquid became quite stiff in the presence of two charming young girls who had only small pieces of clothing on their bodies as they walked past us. I had never experienced anything like it.

On researching my strange response I learned that this male appendage called a penis is also used as a reproductive organ. I could hardly believe that I was having a sexual response to the females. My companions confirmed this phenomenon and we believe that the females may be dangerous to us. We shall have to watch ourselves when we are near them to avoid more unpleasantness.

End of message #E3.

#E4, X team 201 reporting.

We all have learned to enjoy the frequent need to partake of food to nourish our bodies. We have also discovered other liquids that we enjoy drinking such as beer, wine, and liquor. However too much of these substances causes us to lose control and so we must use them sparingly.

At first we detested the odors of our human bodies but we are learning to accept them as normal. Frequent bathing helps take care of this problem. The more advanced humans use deodorants, cologne and perfume to cover the odors of their bodies too. Even the need to eliminate body waste is acceptable to us now as long as we have toilet tissue to deal with the stuff.

My companions and I discovered something called pornography. It visually stimulates a sexual response to females who are naked and often engaged in sexually activities with males of the species. We found that pornography is widely available electronically on what is called the Internet and we can tap into it on our ship's computer.

Somehow we all find this quite interesting in our present human bodies. All of us report having erections of our penises and then a most satisfying ejaculation of seed. This gooey stuff we have learned carries the male sperm that can unite with the female egg to produce a new human called a baby. The baby develops in the female's belly and then emerges after some nine months.

Somehow we all find this primitive method of reproduction interesting and we are tempted to try it ourselves. It is as I thought and reported before; the females are dangerous to us in that they distract us from our mission. We will do our best to guard against these temptations as we continue our studies of these fascinating creatures.

End of message #E4.

#E5, X team 201 reporting.

We visited a place of entertainment called a strip bar. We consumed some beers but were careful to limit the quantity as we did not want to lose control of our actions. There was a small stage where young women danced about while gradually removing their clothing. We observed the other men who were there calling encouragements to the girls and so we did the same.

We found ourselves responding to the girls' bodies as they were gradually revealed to us. All three of us experienced erections. Perceiving that this was becoming a threat to us in trying to maintain control of our emotions, I decided that we had better leave the bar. B201 and C201 were reluctant but I persuaded them that it was necessary to do so.

My companions even talked some foolishness about wanting to find girls and take them home to our ship with us. They figured that we could experiment with the girls and discover more about how the humans copulate, all in the name of research of course. Afterwards they said we could erase the memories of the encounter from the girls' minds.

It was tempting to consider doing this but I realized that this idea was really driven by our human emotions and desires and not by any research. I am coming to better appreciate the difficulties these homonids face as they need to deal with their emotions. The humans are tempted beyond anything we have ever experienced before and I am beginning to have some sympathy for them.

End of message #E5.

#E6, X team 201 reporting.

Today we encountered three charming young females who were very friendly to us. They were dressed in skimpy clothing that showed off their lovely bodies. The girls were standing together on a street corner and waving at cars passing them.

We introduced ourselves to the girls, thinking that was the polite thing to do. Instead of using our designations of A201, B201, and C201, I used common Earth names and we became Tom, Dick and Harry. The girls said they were Candy, Randy, and Sandy.

We got to talking with them and the girls told us they were poor and needed money. They said that if they had money we could take them to a hotel nearby and have a party with them. So we blinked several pieces of money into existence that had the 100 denomination on them along with the picture of a famous man named Franklin.

The girls were very pleased with the paper we gave them until Candy examined it closely. She said the paper must be counterfeit because it all bore the same serial number. I saw the mistake and quickly blinked a minor change so that the bills became consecutively numbered. I told the girl to look again as she had made a mistake. When she did that she saw that indeed the final digits of the bills were different.

"Gee, these must be brand new bills," Candy observed.

"You have no idea how new they are," I replied. "I suggest that you and your friends deposit them quickly and not hold onto them too long."

"No problem there," Randy said. "Our pimps will have the money from us in no time."

Harry asked her, "Oh, are these pimps as you called them your financial advisors?"

Randy laughed and replied, "Yeah, I guess you could call them that."

Sandy said, "You know for a few more C notes we girls would be happy to take you studs for a trip around the world." I nearly told her that we were already orbiting her planet but then realized that she meant something else. It sounded intriguing so I produced a few more pieces of money.

The girls then took us to the hotel and we paid for three adjacent rooms. Tom (that's me) and Candy took one room, Dick and Sandy took one, and Harry and Randy took the third one. Then we enjoyed our private parties with the girls. They were really nice to us and we learned all about how humans copulate. They sometimes use different positions to join their penises and vaginas.

Candy said I could even stick my penis in her asshole if I wanted to. But knowing what comes out of that orifice I decided not to do that. She also showed me how a girl can use her mouth on a penis after it cums and goes limp. After sucking on it for awhile my penis got hard again and ready for another round of fucking with her.

We all had such a good time with the friendly girls. They taught us all about sexual activities, a most useful subject to know I think. I hope you and the Council will agree that we were not just wasting our time in this activity, but rather doing vital research in our understanding of human behavior.

End of message #E6.

#E7, X team 201 reporting.

We have received your communication chastising us for becoming too involved with the humans we are studying. We understand that the Council especially objects to our having copulated with human females. However I would point out that any resulting pregnancies would not be a cross between human DNA and our own as you suggest. The bodies we have assumed produce entirely human sperm and any babies produced by us with human females would be fully human.

Still I take your point that we need to focus our attentions more on the progress that these people are making and on problems they are having. Accordingly I can report that the humans are making rapid progress in most fields. Their inventions and scientific discoveries are remarkable and during the last century alone they have come quite far in their civilized development.

There are some problems with power-hungry tyrants imposing their will on some populations. There are also old feuds between some peoples that cause them to make war on one another. Religious differences are another cause for conflict between people of different faiths. Poverty and hunger are also serious problems in some places.

The leading nations of Earth have established an organization called the United Nations to deal with these conflicts and problems. However they are reluctant to give the U.N. the power it needs to enforce its collective will on recalcitrant nations and their leaders. If that were done we believe that people of good will could deal more effectively with the trouble makers and put an end to wars and hunger.

Accordingly Dick, Harry and I are considering making ourselves known to the Secretary General of the United Nations and offering our assistance in accomplishing the goals of the U.N. This would not be taking sides between nations. We would be dealing with the humans through the one organization that they all claim to support, although with varying degrees of enthusiasm.

We would not let the populace at large know that they have aliens living among them as that might cause a panic. Humans are generally quite xenophobic where aliens are concerned. Only trusted leaders would be entrusted with this knowledge and sworn to secrecy for the time being.

We would work with these leaders to put an end to war and to see that impoverished peoples get enough to eat and the tools they need to improve their lives. Once order is established on this planet and people come to realize that we are no threat to them, Dick, Harry, and I concur that these humans of Earth would be ready to join the Galactic Council of Planets as a full member.

End of message #E7.

#E8, X team 201 reporting.

While waiting for the Council's response to our previous message, something quite interesting has occurred that I thought we should share with you. Our ship scanners detected an assault on three young girls that was being perpetrated by a gang of thugs who ride around on motorcycles looking to cause trouble.

We decided to come to the girls' rescue and quickly descended to Earth. We confronted the thugs and they resorted to fisticuffs and knives, an unwise thing for them to do. As they sought to punch us with their fists and cut us with their knives they were met with invisible shields.

It was like they were hitting solid walls although nothing visible was there. We then disarmed the men, kicked their butts and sent them on their way. They were all scared by what had happened when they tried to fight us. The thugs tore off out of there on their motorcycles as though they had met the devil himself.

Then we tended to the girls. They had all been stripped naked and were being fucked and abused by the motorcycle gang. We treated their wounds and learned that the girls were all orphans who had run away from an orphanage where they had been mistreated. They had accepted rides when the motorcycle thugs came upon them. Instead of helping the girls the thugs had taken them to this secluded field to rape them.

We decided to take the girls to our ship as they had nowhere else to go. My girl was ten years old. She was a cute redhead named Sally and she had new titties beginning to poke out from her chest. She also had a hairless little pussy that was sore now from having been raped.

Harry's girl was a brunette who was nine years old. Her name was Vicky. She had a bit of puffiness around her nipples but no real breasts yet. She too had a cute little pussy that was sore from having been raped. Dick's girl was a pretty blonde who was eleven. Her name was Gwen. She had real cute titties with pale pink nipples. Like the other girls she had been raped and her pussy was quite sore.

The girls were glad that we had come along and rescued them. They were awestruck to be on a real spaceship. They could see the Earth far below our ship. Somehow they accepted this and were not really afraid. Perhaps it was because we had already showed the girls that we meant them no harm. They soon got used to running around naked on the ship and of course we men enjoyed the sight of the naked young girls.

Within a couple of days their little pussies were all healed. Then we began fucking with them being very gentle so as not to hurt the girls. We were able to bring all three girls to orgasm and they were thrilled to experience that with us. They quickly accepted us as their boyfriends and we are now all in love with our little girls. This is an interesting development to be sure.

End of message #E8.

#E9, X team 201 reporting.

We have received your communication ordering us to cease all activity here on Earth and to return home. You believe that Harry, Dick, and I have lost perspective because of the emotions we are experiencing through the human bodies we inhabit. The council suggests that we are becoming too human, even dropping our designations of A201, B201, and C201 and calling ourselves Tom, Dick and Harry.

Indeed the Council could be right about that. The three of us have come to love our human bodies and the thrilling emotions and experiences they have provided us. We love our little human girls too. We would be most reluctant to abandon our bodies and girls and return to our former non-corporeal existence. Therefore we regret to inform you that we have decided not to comply with this latest order.

Instead we have already made contact with the Secretary General and some national leaders. They doubted us at first so we gave them a small display of our powers. We advised them that such powers would only be used for peaceful purposes. Then the three of us focused our combined powers and caused weapons to be unable to fire for three hours all over the Earth.

The national leaders contacted their military leaders and told them to test fire their missiles and guns. None of the weapons were of any use during the three hours. That finally convinced the leaders that we were who we said we were - powerful aliens from outer space but peaceful aliens.

We did not tell the leaders how much it stressed us out to do this, to prevent weapons for firing during that time. It would be of no benefit to let them know we had such limits on our abilities. We then agreed to assist the U.N. by giving an ultimatum to some of the world's worst tyrants.

They were informed that they needed to end their wars immediately or the U.N. would remove them as leaders of their nations. The tyrants just laughed and told the U.N. to come ahead if they dared. So the U.N. sent in peacekeeping forces and disarmed all the soldiers who were loyal to the tyrants. None of their weapons worked so disarming them was easy. Then the U.N. removed the tyrants and scheduled elections to select new leaders.

Other lesser tyrants got the message and they quickly complied, ending all wars and calling for free elections in their countries. It went quite smoothly and everything was accomplished in just two weeks. We also caused all religious leaders who were preaching hatred of those not of their faith to be struck dumb. The Earth is now more or less at peace.

However there continue to be many criminals committing crimes everywhere. But now nations are able to use their military forces to assist police in dealing with such criminals. So you see dear leaders of the Council, Harry, Dick and I have done only good things for the people of Earth. We hope you will concur and will look with favor upon the enclosed application of Earth to join the Council.

End of message #E9.

#E10, Tom, Dick and Harry, formerly known as X team 201 reporting.

I Tom, along with Dick and Harry, do hereby tender our resignations as explorers on behalf of The Galactic Council of Planets. The Secretary General of the United Nations has granted us citizenship in the U.N. By special dispensation Dick, Harry and I, Tom, have been permitted to marry our young girls, Gwen, Vicky, and Sally.

We are also instructed on behalf of the Secretary General and the peoples of Earth to thank you for agreeing to consider favorably Earth's application to join the Council. He has appointed us as delegates and assistants to the newly appointed Ambassador from Earth. We shall be transporting the Earth's Ambassador to meet with the Council, present his credentials and formerly accept membership in the Council.

We are all delighted that this has gone so well. We will be pleased to see our old friends on the Council, to present the Ambassador to you, and to introduce you to our cute young brides who will be accompanying us. Now that we are citizens of Earth we men hope to start families soon.

End of message #E10.

End of story too.

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