Perverts 'R' Us

A New Hobby

By Nobody True ( M/g+, implied sex )

Just lately as I've been wandering about doing my usual chores, shopping and taking the dog for a walk, I've started to take notice of the clothes young girls wear, especially tee shirts and what's written on them, I'm not fussy, although I draw the line at anything under six years old, preferring slim skinny girls about the ages of ten and sixteen, after sixteen their brains seem to come alive and the distrust of any ogling man seems to kick in. Although sadly, nowadays it's getting younger.

But as you all know that can change, and they don't have to be pretty. I've found over the years as the old saying goes, no one looks at the mantle piece as they're poking the fire and the ugly ones are the best because no one else wants them.

Both are true.

Anyway it seems an easy way to get a good look at them without drawing to much attention to myself, I've also found it's a good way to chat to them, especially since I invested in a notebook and started to write them down.

They're naturally curious creatures and never fail to come over to see what I'm up to, allowing me to get a closer look at them. Even more so when they proudly thrust out their chests while holding the hem of a tee shirt and stretching the material tightly over firm growing mound breasts, even better when they show me what's written on their knickers.

I dismiss the usual crap, sports motifs and the latest cartoon characters. Not the ones on their knickers, though. No it's the others. You've all seen them.

Little angel, Barbie doll, and hot babe, they wish?

No, not them either.

I *heart* Boys

What's wrong with men? And,

Everyone has a hobby, mine's flirting

Really? Are they questions aimed at us or advertisements?

I like men, not boys

How about, "I like big men, not little boys"? Sounds good to me.

Sweet cherry girl

She was until I took her for a ride in the back of my van.

Daddy's girl

What's wrong with "Step-daddy's girl"? And,

Daddy says I'm a very, very good girl

Change it to "Step-daddy". That would raise a few eyebrows, wouldn't it?

You want it, I've got it

Believe me the dainty little blonde-haired, tight-arsed eleven-year-old, got all eight inches of it.

I'm free, my boyfriend's on his hols

written on the front of a twelve-year-old's tee shirt. Well I'm pleased to say that when he gets back he's in for a shock, especially after me and two of the lads fucked her silly every day while he was away on a fortnight's skiing trip with his parents.

The three ten-year-olds hanging about in the car park of the local shopping centre on a Saturday afternoon came over to see what I was doing. Nothing special on their tee shirts until they huddled in a group, one of them produced a pen from a trendy shoulder bag and wrote on her friend's FCUK tee shirt, Me please? I did in the back of the van while they watched; I gave her the money to replace it.

A nine-year-old, buck-toothed girl called Ellyn with Get wicked, I am emblazoned across her puffy-mounded chest gave me the biggest shock while sucking my cock - she rammed two fingers up my arse. Ellyn, if you ever get to read this, "YOU ARE".

The eleven-year-old black girl I bumped into while taking the dog for a walk with, *heart* me. Turn me over and *heart* me again on her back was written PLEASE. I obliged her on several occasions, so did a few of the lads.

I've had to curtail these activities for the moment, especially when my twelve-year-old niece came for her usual Saturday morning pocket-money fucking session. I stared in disbelief as she proudly showed off her latest tee shirt,

MY DADDY THINKS I'M A VIRGIN

in thick, black, wide letters across a white background.

The end, or is it?