Perverts 'R' Us

My Dear Diary - Chapter 24 - Santa's Toyshop

By Purpuss ( hum, pedo, anal, M/f, M/b, F/b, bi, zoo-f/reindeer )

Later Monday Night

So all of a sudden there arose a LOUD clatter and we all rushed to the corral gate to see WHAT th'heck was the matter! Damn! You wouldn't believe it! Here comes this jolly old fat man on a John Deere tractor… its motor dead, pulled by these big furry animals… Big HORNY aminals! No shit! REINDEERS!

"Yo HO, HO!" He shouts!

"Yo MAMA'S a hoe!" Suzi yells back, but the rest of us are staring at him as stupid as Chip an' Dale chipmunks with our mouths wide open-just catchin' flies off th' Bush bullshit an' all…

"What th' HELL???" I muttered!

If it weren't for the straw hat and suspender jeans he wore, I swear he was a spittin' image of Santi Claus!

"Welcome children! Welcome to my summer farm!" The fat man proclaimed as he climbed from the saddle of the broke-down rusty tractor. "Hello there Amy! And here's cute little Lauri too! Oh! And sexy Susi, and lovely DeLorean… And hello there Jennifer! Ah, and here's naughty little Billy, and Johnny and Mike! What do you bad boys feel about Hillary Clinton now? Hummm?"

I couldn't BELIEVE it! That roly-poly old man knew each and EVERY ONE of us! He went from kid to kid in both classes, saying, 'Hi' and 'Hello' to EVERYBODY! Finally he got to Ms. Wetpussy, and he even knew HER!

"Ah! There you are! Hello Deap!" He said to her.

("Deep" Wetpussy? Wow! What a COOL name!)

And then he tells her, "I haven't seen you in many, many years!"

"Who ARE you?" Our teacher asked suspiciously.

"Oh ho-ho! Why, Deap! I can't BELIEVE you've forgotten ME! Remember the FUN we had when I visited your home every year? Let's see… You were just five years old when I brought you your favorite whirling dervish dancer doll and taught you to…"

"JUST WHO ARE YOU!" she practically yelled!

"…And you were just a mere seven when I taught you to ride 'horsy' on my lap! Hee-hee-hee! My, my! You were my favorite rooftop stop in Baghdad! NOW do you remember?"

"Allah be praised! It IS you!" She cried, bursting out in tears! And she ran over to the old farmer and hugged his fat belly like she'd found her long lost father or something!

Course, by NOW we were ALL just TOTALLY confused!

"Ms. Wepoosie, are you alright?" Clarie Stevens timidly asked.

"Oh, children! I'm alright!" She sobbed, wiping away her tears. "Don't you see? These are tears of joy! I've missed Kris Kringle since I was twelve years old! I stopped believing in him after our Imam taught us he was a Western Satan devil… But when I was a little girl, I truly BELIEVED in him! I knew he would come every year and bring me the things I dreamed of… and he DID! But then, he taught me so much MORE!"

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" The jolly fat man laughed. "Yes! Those were many good times, they were! And I STILL visit all the little children here! They're not too old yet to stop believing-although they don't recognize me now out of my uniform…" And then he winked right at me! That's when I REALLY began to wonder!

"Santa?" I gasped.

"That's RIGHT, Amy!"

"So, YOU'RE Santa CLAUS?" SusiQ asked dubiously.

"You got it!" He chuckled.

"You're not Santa CLAUS!" Little Becky Jones challenged. "I SAW Santa at the mall last Christmas and had my pitcher took with him too, and you're NOT Santa!"

"That was just the real Santa's HELPER!" Susi confided.

"That's right, Susi!" The fat man grinned. "Don't you kids remember when I visited you each Christmas eve? ALL of you? You were all fast asleep, but I came to each of your beds and woke you up… Why, I remember the blowjob you gave ME for Christmas, Becky! …And little SusiQ… You sure LOVED being butt fucked after I left you your newest sewing machine!"

"Oh, my GOSH!" I gasped, "NOW I remember! The next day I thought it was my brother Jess-cause he always likes screwin' me while I'm asleep… But NOW I remember it was YOU that one time… Christmas EVE!"

"Well, actually," The jolly old man giggled sheepishly, "Each and EVERY year… and it's been every ONE of you too… ESPECIALLY you lovely boys!"

"You left me a skateboard!" Johnny shouted!

"And me my bike!" Julio remembered… "But I WONDERED why my butt was too sore to RIDE it the next day!"

We all burst out laughing as Julio rubbed his butt through his shorts while remembering THAT visit. Even Ms. Wetpussy smiled, fondly recalling the annual attention she got from the REAL Santa Claus!

"So what th'HELL you doin' HERE on a farm with these midgets?" My friend spoke up.

"MIDGETS? OH-HO-HO-HO! That's funny Lauri!" He roared in laughter. The four runts kinda smirked at her, but they didn't say nothing, even so.

"They're not midgets, Lauri! They're ELVES!"

"Elves? We thought they were your KIDS!" She said.

"Oh, but they ARE! You see, Mrs. Claus is actually a short little thing herself …"

"So where is she now?" Jennifer asked.

"Paw sez mom's got a pussy colder then an ice cube! So he leaves her at our winter home up yonder at the North Pole when we comes down here south for th' summer harvest." Sadie explained.

"But WHY do you have to work on a farm?" Lauri persisted.

"Wal… we gots t'stock up on food fer th' winter…" Luke volunteered.

"And besides," Santa added, "How ELSE do you think I get these reindeer to FLY?"

"Huh?" I said, totally baffled. "You mean they REALLY fly!!!"

"Sure they fly!" Santa's big belly bounced when he laughed as he pointed to the trailer behind his old tractor. It was piled high with a mountain of green spiky leaves! "That's why we harvest and bail all this cannabis! After the reindeer lunch on this, they take right off!"

I walked up to the lead reindeer, cause I couldn't hardly believe my eyes. Sure enough, his nose was red alright! "Watch out Amy! Rudolf's been hittin' the beer keg a little too often this afternoon… as USUAL!" And he roared with laughter as his kids joined him in their private joke. Holy smokes! The big hairy animal was cross-eyed DRUNK!

Suddenly Lauri SCREAMED! One of the reindeer had his nose up her feedbag dress and he'd lifted her right off the ground! His raspy tongue found her freshly-fucked cunt and he was licking her cum-dripping puss like crazy! All little Lauri could do was hang on to his rack of horns for dear life!

"OH HO-HO-HO!" Santa roared! "I should have warned you Lauri! Ol' Prancer here just LOVES girlie pussy! When he's not busy screwin' Vixen or one of the elves, that is!"

Me and Cindi Sedwick peeked underneath the big animal's hind legs-sure enough! That furry beast sprouted the biggest, thickest, hairiest cockpole I'd ever SEEN! It jutted straight out from his heavy, droopy nutsack, and it had a head on it fatter than both my fists put together! His throbbing reindeer cock had grown as stiff as a tree branch while he'd been happily digging his pink tongue through Lauri's split cheeks! Little Cindi shrieked at the sight, but I got my hands tightly around it, hoping I could help poor Prancer get some relief. Most of the other kids crouched down to watch while I gripped and pumped up and down its stiffening three-foot length…

"Whatcha doin' Amy?" Kathy Benson asked me.

"Ha! She's jerkin' him off!" Laughed Billy, "And she's doin' a pretty good job of it too! Damn! Wish you'd do ME like THAT, Amy!"

"Well, you never ASKED me to, silly!" I smirked.

"But what's THAT gonna do?" Both Kathy and little Cindi Harrison wanted to know.

"HO-HO! Just you wait and see!" Santa answered, crouching down between the two little girls and casually slipping his fat hands beneath their pretty cotton school dresses where he lightly stroked their naked thighs. "Why don't you crawl underneath and get a real good taste of him Amy? I'm SURE good ol' Prancer will reward you for THAT!"

So I crawled under Prancer to sit in-between his four braced reindeer legs. I had to reach up high above me to pull his huge stiffy down to where I could get the head of it to my lips. Holding his long, slimy, black cock in both hands, I finally managed to stretch my mouth open REAL wide… and after some work, I sucked that fat purple knot of his past my teeth so I could start working my tongue all around it.

Santa had his hands cupped over Kathy and Cindi's little Power Rangers-print decorated panty-covered butts, his fingers expertly pushing the crotch material aside so he got them sliding up and down through the crack of their oozing baby-pink slits. I could see it was making the two children squirm and getting them to feel super horny! I suspected the old white-haired fatman wanted to finger-fuck their tight little virgin cunts while they watched me giving Prancer a blowjob. "If you other girls or boys would like a special reindeer treat, I'm sure Rudolf, Dasher, Donner and Dancer would LOVE the attention!" He invited the rest of the kids. "Just copy what Amy's doing! She gives some of the best blowjobs I've ever had! Oh, and boys… OR girls… Ho-ho! Don't forget about Comet and Vixen! You won't find better reindeer fuckholes this side of the equator!"

If Lauri'd been able to get herself off Prancer's butting wet nose, I'm sure she would have been the first to join in on the fun… As it was, ol' Prancer had his salt-lickin' tongue buried way too deep up her grossly-stretched snatch already, and Lauri was cumming buckets of her own savory cumjuice down the horny animal's throat… Not to mention all the pork-cum residue from Congress that just gushed in fart-squirts from her twitchy butthole every time Prancer dug that raspy-hot tongue of his deeper and deeper inside!

But DeLorean scrambled to get herself under Dasher, and some of the other little girls in her class followed along behind… She was pretty good at showing those innocent third-graders how to get started doing blowjobs! SusiQ was more interested in playing with Willie Jones's willy which had somehow managed to stretch itself right out from the leg of his shorts! Willie had an impressive nine-inch willy himself, so I was sure it wouldn't be long before Susi got herself stuffed better than those fat ol' bananas she'd practiced with!

But Jennifer wasn't going to let Dancer's cock go to waste! She and some of the girls who'd watched Billy and Johnny and Mike take turns fucking Hillary Clinton were right down there in the bullshit-flat on their backs looking up at Dancer's belly, and jerking on his mighty bobbing sword. They each took turns licking the ooze out of his pee-hole as they giggled girlishly in rapt anticipation. Ms. Wetpussy jumped right under Rudolf, and others scrambled beneath Donner… but I couldn't see them from where I was… I was pretty busy with my own…

Well, by now Santa had a fat finger thrust up both of the little girl's buttholes. They were looking rather flustered… His thumbs stroked their bald little pussies and cute fleshy clits-making those tiny nubs get all red-raw and super-itchy! Each of the girls kept looking back and forth from what he was doing between their open bare thighs and what I'd succeeded in doing with Prancer's thick cock. With a lot of effort and steadily tugging on the major-fat, salami-sized meat, I'd finally gotten about a third of it wedged past my tonsils down my throat. Prancer must-a REALLY liked that! His legs were getting real rubbery while he kept right on ramming his tongue further and further up Lauri's tortured cunt-probably all the way up into her ovaries! Poor Lauri was totally out of it! If it weren't for that rack of horns of his that kept her pinned up on them like clothes on a drying hanger, she would have fallen off long ago fer sure!

And it looked like some of the boys had finally figured out what to do with Vixen and Comet too! They'd wheeled over a manure wagon behind the two animals, and stood in it in two lines with their pants down around their ankles, their feet sunk in the shit, and clutching their bare boners in their hands-looking ever-so-much like they were waiting patiently in a latrine-while two boys at a time got to hump their stiff weenies in and out of each of the contented reindeer's milking cunt holes. I'd-a figured their flicking powder-puff brown tails would be kinda distracting, but it didn't seem to bother the boys-they had a couple of girls up there anyway, who happily obliged by holding each of the reindeer's tails up while they jiggled the boy's balls from behind between their spread legs if they wanted…

Well, go figure! It was that drunken reindeer Rudolf who couldn't hold his load worth a damn and blew it prematurely all over poor Ms. Wetpussy! She didn't even have a CHANCE to get her lips around it yet! I think a lot of it was just pure beer piss too! The kids were all pretty impressed though! That monster cock of his hosed our teacher down pretty good! But she didn't let that stop her… After she was thoroughly soaked in a river of yellow, she got her full-lipsticked red lips going up and down over Rudolf's beautiful dark meat, even while he kept right on pissin'!... making it grow longer and stiffer by the minute! She gulped and gagged down as much as she could while keeping him hard all the time! But then she REALLY blew our minds!

She crouched down underneath him with her ass sticking back up in the air, and she hiked her dress all the way up around her waist! Sure enough, those silver panties were gone! She kept a tight grip on Rudolf's fat purple knob with one hand and was trying as hard as she could to fit it between her split legs. It was a good thing Billy and Johnny had finished their turns with Vixen and Comet, cause they saw the trouble she was having and rushed right over to help. Course, those two horny boys just wanted to cop a feel of her juicy bare puss at the same time as they shoved and pulled Rudolf's fat cockmeat until… Finally! It got wedged snuggly against Ms. Wetpussy's drooling gash. Ol' Rudolf didn't need any more encouragement neither! Once he felt his blood-filled thumpin' cockhead dip into Ms. Wetpussy's burning wetpussy, he SHOVED his hips down and forward-ramming a good two feet of it all the way up into our teacher! "YAAA-GAAK!" She cried out in a gargling screech!

"GOOD girl, Deep Wetpussy!" Santa cheered her on. (I was secretly cheering Santa on myself!) Damned if he didn't have his thumb and a pudgy finger of each hand sunk as far as he could shove them deeply inside the stretched open butts and cunnys of little Katie and Cindi! Whoa! And those two little kids were humpin' on his hands like loco too, dripping and oozing tangy wetness from their stuffed snatches all OVER Santa's crusty old claws! Both of 'em were bouncin', twitchin' and buckin' like they were riding on opposite ends of a playground seesaw-each one of em' trying desperately to reach her very first climax ever!

Just watching that sight made me horny as heck! I wanted to be over there with Santa to help, but the two little girl's pair of eyes were riveted expectantly on me-waiting to see what would happen when I swallowed all that reindeer meat down my throat! I think I almost got as much of Prancer down into my tummy as Ms. Wetpussy had of Rudolf up her twitchy bottomless cunt… Hard to tell cause just then ol' Prancer JERKED down into me with all his might and just EXPLODED with a torrent of hosing steamy reindeer cum! Man! He filled me up faster than chuggin' a hot king-sized McDonalds vanilla shake! I tried not to, but I couldn't help it-gagging as all that cum of his backed up from my belly and forced back the head of his cock! All two feet of it came slithering out of my mouth-still gushing fat stringy gouts of spurting cream-splattering my face and body, making me feel like I was under a reindeer hot shower!

Whoa! THAT felt GREAT! And Prancer was all that Santa said he'd be too-super TASTY fer real! Fortunately, I'd helped out my friend Lauri as well, cause when Prancer came, he tossed his head back in the throes of his tremendous orgasm and Lauri went FLYIN'!… landing smack in the middle of that pile of can-of-us weeds that Santa collected.

I scooped the gloppy reindeer cum from my eyes so I could slurp that up and see what else was goin' on… Katie and Cindi were saucer-eyed after seeing what just happened to me! That and the fact that Santa was pinching real hard on their swollen clitty-nubs, making them gush tiny spurts of their fresh virgin pussy juice all over both his pudgy hands! Jennifer and her girlfriends, Rachael and Sidoria and Mai-Ling, finally got their reindeer cock off too… All four were lying flat on their backs in the muck of Bush bullshit while Dancer's twitching cock hosed them left-to-right, covering their giggling and squealing faces with forceful pumping spurts of bubbly white cum!

Ms. Wetpussy was still getting the fuck of her life from goofy ol' Rudolf's thrusting hunk of darkmeat… As far as I could tell, he was jack-hammerin' her elfin cum-smeared cunt with what LOOKED to be the entire length of a baseball bat! Even so, he must not-a been able to get it ALL up inside, cause' a good foot or so where it reared out above his nutsack was still out where we could see it… But never mind that-he was STILL screwin' our teacher so damn HARD, he actually lifted her up off the ground when he hauled that slab of meat out of her raw taffy-pulled-lookin' cunthole before ramming it back up inside! All of a sudden Billy Barton got a naughty idea! He and the other boys were watching from the side while Ms. Wetpussy was getting thoroughly reamed, and they couldn't help but watch as her dark asshole-rim flared open like a yawning road pothole, each time that slab of reindeer meat slammed home to the depths of her tortured womb…

Well, that horny kid Billy musta figured there was just enough room between Ms. Wetpussy's backside and Rudolf's bouncin' belly to fit himself riii-ight in there between them… straddle Rudolf's slippery pile-driving pole to where he'd ride over the part that wouldn't fit, and squeeze himself up to where he waited with his jutting-hard little boner held expectantly in both his hands. Sure enough, the next time Rudolf squashed him down between them like he was a banana in a grilled cheese sandwich, Ms. Wetpussy's asshole bloomed wide open and Billy shoved it in!

Wow! Both Ms. Wetpussy and Billy Barton screamed! THAT musta been tight!

Right away that horny boy started slapping his hips hard and fast against Ms. Wetpussy's firm buttcheeks-pounding his pecker up her squished-tight asshole like he was a bullfrog mating in a dissection jar in Mr. Hand's Biology class! …screwing his favorite teacher as if that alone could save him… fucking her asshole with all his heart and mind and his 10-year old weenie, as if he were REALLY on some kind of froggy death row-with minutes remaining to live before his belly would be gutted open by ogling third-graders, eager to discover where his creamy white sperm came from!

He didn't last much longer either… Within minutes the kid got all red-faced and screamed, "Oh FUCK! FUCK!!! I'm CUMMING! Ohhhh, DAMN!!! I'm cumming in my teacher's ASS!!!" And he grunted and moaned as his premature dickie squirt and squirted every last drop of his gooey hot jism inside the dark bowels of Ms. Wetpussy's behind!

But just when THAT was happening…

Seems like Lauri had gotten herself out of the wagon behind Santa's tractor somehow, and she'd stumbled over to watch what was happening.

Lauri was a mess! She was so cum-splattered BEFORE she'd been tossed off Prancer's rack of horns that when she landed in the green smelly weeds he had there, they all stuck to her hair and body like fur on a Chia-Pet! She LOOKED like a walking bush! …but then when Rudolf got of whiff of HER, well, he just MUNCHED down on the top of her head and chewed off a mouthful of green leaves and one of Lauri's pink-ribboned red-haired pigtails! "YAAA!" Poor Lauri yelped!

"Agh, sheee-it!" Luke groaned. "Dat leetle red-headed cunt dun fecked up AGIN!"

Well, some kinda change came instantly over Rudolf even while he was pounding that black bat of his savagely up Deep Wetpussy's pussy. Those blurry drunken cross-eyes of his suddenly SNAPPED into focus and got all wide and darkly dilated! He jerked and reared up off his front hoofs, lifting Ms. Wetpussy and Billy right up there with him! She was impaled like a butterfly-pinned against his stomach with her scared-looking face peering out between his forelegs, flapping her arms as if they were wings! And of course Billy was still helplessly crushed in-between them both, all the while goin' "YAAA!" and "UGHHH!" as he shot squirt after squirt up our fieldtrip escort's butthole! Before we could even think, "On Dasher, On Prancer, On RUDOLF!" that crazy fuckin' reindeer lifted himself right up into the air, flew in a tight three-sixty circle over our open-mouthed heads, and shot off like the space shuttle straight up into the clouds!

Nobody said NOTHIN'!… 'till finally Susi who went, "Daaaamn! That MUST be some gooood shit!"

"YOH-HO-HO-HO-HO!" Roared Santi Claus! "Well, I guess ol' Rudolf's on his way home EARLY this year!"

"Yeah! But what about our teacher and Billy Barton?" SusiQ asked, plucking a sticky green bud from Lauri's disheveled hair.

"Well, I hope they LIKE flying!" Santa laughed, as if this was the best joke he'd heard all year long… "One thing's for certain, ol' Rudolf's not likely to go soft in her puss and drop them off! That drunken bum stays hard for days at a time, once somebody's gotten him really horny!"

"But where are they GOING?" Jennifer begged, almost next to tears.

"Now, now, little Jenny… Don't you worry your pretty head none about your teacher and little schoolmate! They're off to the North Pole! I'll bring them back on Christmas Eve when I'm making my rounds… IF they've been very, VERY GOOD, that is! Oh-ho-ho-HO!" He chortled.

So we kids were now without a chaperone… sorta standing around there in the Bush shit, wondering what to do next. But Santa was the perfect host saying, "Oh my goodness! But where are my manners? You kids must be very HUNGRY by now! It's almost lunchtime! Come on up to my toyshop and look around… I think little Sadie's prepared a special treat for you all!"

So we followed the jolly fatman and his runt sons (er… ELVES!) up a winding trail until we came to a big house on a hill that looked just like it was made of gingerbread cookies! It had white frosted shutters and soaring towers of what looked like whipped cream-glazed sugar windows and a door made out of solid Hershey's milk chocolate! Talk about RAD!

Johnny wanted to eat the door handle when he discovered it was made of liquorish rope, but Jethro caught him just in time, and slapped his naughty hand away. So he broke off a chocolate bunny that was part of the window frame anyway, and bit off its ears just in spite!

When we got inside we were met with a sight that got all our eyes popping right out of our little heads! Man, there were toys EVERYWHERE! Electric trains were scooting around on tracks, little villages of doll houses were filled with the most beautiful doll babies sayin' 'MA-MA' and 'KOOCHIE-KOO!', model airplanes zipped and buzzed through the air, and robots clanked about on their own mindless errands, beeping and whistling whenever they bumped into each other! Boxes and boxes of brand new toys were stacked high against every wall in the house! A long wooden table was laid out in the middle before us, already set with plates and glasses of Kool-Aid. Wow! What a SUPER place to have in the middle of a farm!

"This is where I test our toys for next Christmas!" Santa waved expansively around the large room as Sadie entered from the kitchen, caring plates of sandwiches in each of her grubby hands. Her brothers followed with even more plates. Obviously they'd been expecting to feed as many of us that showed up!

"Here ya go!" Sadie called out, "Ham an' agg sanwhichers!"

Whoa! Lauri, Susi and me quickly exchanged dubious looks… WE knew where and HOW they got their aggs… (er, EGGS!) and ham FROM! Oh, well! The rest of these innocent little kids had NO friggin' idea! They were still ignorant, so what they DIDN'T know couldn't possibly hurt 'em… or that's what I thought!

We all scrambled for our seats while Santa sat up on a stage overlooking all of us in a big old chair that suspiciously looked like that stuffed throne they got at the mall every Christmas for th' fake whisky-smelling Santa to sit in.

Sadie set down plates of sandwiches for the boys while Jethro, Jeremiah and Luke served us girls-and since there's almost twice as many girls in our classes anyways, everybody dug in at once.

The sandwiches were really delicious-if you didn't mind little dark flecks of pepper all over the eggs inside them, that is. I was sittin' right next to Johnny across from Susi an' Willie. Humm… The boys didn't have as much pepper in theirs… but like, they didn't taste too spicy or nothing, so we washed it down with a lot of yummy cherry Kool-Aid.

Pretty soon I guess we were all having a good time and feeling pretty good cause everyone was laughin' and joking around… even kids that don't really LIKE each other, and fight all the time! THAT was kinda weird! But what was REALLY weird was when I looked across the table next to Willie Jones and saw stuck-up fatty Wilma Snoggins start rubbin' her lap down there between her legs! Man! She musta had a real BIG itch too, cause soon she got her hand up under her skirt and damned if she didn't just shove it down her panties and start goin' to town on her puss! Her eyes were all wide and wild-looking behind her bug-eyed turtle-shell glasses, and her face was screwed up in a grimace, beet-red with acute embarrassment! Darn, if I didn't know any better, I'd a guessed she was frantically trying to make herself cum!

I was about to tell Johnny about that so he could sneak a peek at her doin' it under the table and laugh his ass off over that, but when I looked over at him… DAMN! His cock was standing straight up in his shorts like an electric lightpole! Whoa! Did I TOTALLY ferget what I was about to say!

That's when I noticed I was sitting in a puddle of my OWN trickling pussy juice! Sadie was standing right there next to me, grinnin' like Hillary Clinton looked while that ewe was being fucked by those boys and shit all over 'em at the same time! "SADIE! What t'HELL is happening?"

"Wal…" she whispers like a spy so only me, Lauri and Susi can hear her, "I dun spiced up yer sanwhiches for ya wit som o-thet thar stuff we use fer makin' th' mares git reeeel horny!"

"What-cha TALKIN' ABOUT!" Lauri whispers hoarsely, rubbing her spread gash like crazy with both little hands.

"Is callt 'Spanish Fly'!" Sadie giggled.

"BLEAH! You put fuckin' FLYS in mah sandwich?" Susi almost came right out of her chair if Willie Jones hadn't one of his fingers stuck deep up her snatch.

"Don' go all prissy on me NOW, lil' missy!" Sadie shot back. "Besides… we dun put soma pops purrrson-AL supply of powder corn-cent-trated Vi-agg-rah inna alla th' boys sanwhichers too! Jus so y'ALL'd can have som REAL fun!"

"Yep!" Luke confirmed. "An' thet thar bug juice y'all-r drinkin' got soma thet X-assy mix right innit too!"

"But, Holy ITCHY CUNTS you guys!" I almost shouted, pulling on my own poked out stick-hard clitty… and not EVEN giving a DAMN who saw me doing it! "You didn't hafta give US that stuff! We're already BORN as horny as you can GET to begin with!"

"well by then it wuz all fucking crazt anyways! lil boys we new had NEBER done nuffin' befoe wuz fuckin' girls that neber eben TOUCH ther pussys to WIPE!"

(Yah okay Lauri… you write some-my hand's getting tired!)

"an i wuz gobblin' that eff kid that fecked Ms. Weptrussy the bestest cocksuck of hiz LIFE whan he tried lightning fire to my last PIGTAIL to smoke it he wuz so wired!"

(It's "weird!" Lauri! He was weird, not wired!)

"he WUZ TWO wired weird!"

(Yah-ya-ya… Whateva!)

"buts anyways all them little gurls in my class wuz pullin' off ther panties an throwin' em up on ther samwich plates an jus pullin' dose boys peckers right IN ther ichy fuckholes! eben thet scardy-cat clarie stebens climb rite ontoppa th' table an' rolt ober on her back lik a upsidedown turtle t'let jimmy johnson stuff his weenie up her teenie drippy puss whilt shes gobblin' down freddys six-incher lik munchin' on a raw ol' hotdog! whoa!!!"

Even I gotta admit that Lauri ain't exaggerating that! It was totally rad mayhem!

There were kids rolling and fucking and writhing all OVER the top of the table and even down on the floor underneath it-including US! And like, in the meantime, while I was getting' boned hard by Jethro up my gushy puss while trying as hard as I could to jam Willie Jones's willie up my butt-I looked up on stage and there's Santa! …all decked out in his red robe and droopy coned hat now, sitting happily high on his throne.

And waiting up there to see him, was a long line was all these girls who maybe couldn't find a free cock to fuck… They were lined up, squirming and itching like they had to go pee REAL bad-all of 'em waiting to sit up on Santa's lap, just like in the mall! Each and every one of them eager as tail-wagging puppy dogs to tell Santa what they wanted for Christmas!

And just then, I could see WHY they wanted to get up there so badly! Sticking straight up from the folds of Santa's velvety scarlet robe, was the biggest, fattest, nasty-UGLIEST monster fuckpole all of us kids had NEVER seen before!

And like, what Santa was doing was picking up the next little girl in line by her waist and lifting her up in the air real high… then, he'd pull her down so fast her little school dress flew up with her legs flying open… and with perfect aim she'd go "THWAP!" right smack dab on top of his huge-mongous, grody, purple-headed, knobby cock!

She'd go "YAAAA!" or "OUFFF!" but before she knew it, he'd be lifting her up by his fat arm wrapped tightly around her waist, and shoving her back down again by pushing on the top of her curly head! I heard Kathy Benson grunt, "Aaaa… UUGH! I wanna… OUUU! petdoggie… AGHH! t'fuck me… OUUU-OH! ebery… UGH! DAY! OHHH! SANTA!" And he'd cum up their little cunts something fierce as soon as they made their Christmas wish! And the cool thing of it was… He kept right at it-kid after kid after kid! Santa had more cum in him than a barrel-full of ejaculating monkeys!

Meanwhile I was doing it doggie-style on the table-top with that nerdy Seth Wickenstein between my legs, his swollen dickstick hoppin' back an' forth between my cunny and asshole while I got Jimmy Smith to hose my face with streaky spurts of his fresh little-boy cum… and I looked up just in time to see my little asian friend DeLorean was next in Santa's line of girls and boys.

She giggled when Santa tickled her waist to lift her up, but then her eyes and mouth popped wide open when he speared her little sideways pussy with his holiday staff! Yeowie! THAT musta been a shock! Soon he was drilling her deep with his mighty rod until her neck would swell and her head pop up like a jack-in-the-box each time her asscheeks slapped down on his pudgy thighs! She kept trying to ask Santa what she wanted, but her throat would get so jammed full of fat Santa cockmeat, all she could do was gargle! "Wan… GRUG! nu rec-ric… MUF-AH! fuc stik fo pla… GAAAG! …wit oder sista! OOOOoooo!" And… GUSH! Little DeLorean shot right up off Santa's lap with THAT mighty blast-a stream of gushing ropy cum that streaked through the air after her! No shit! That horny old fatman was just pumpin' our brains up FULL of his gooey globs of Santi sperm!

And it's not like he ignored the boys either! One by one they'd get up in line themselves, eager to tell Santa their secret Christmas wish… And when it'd be their turn in the line, Santa would haul down their little shorts and toss them in a pile, lift 'em high up like he does the girls… but when they came back down they'd go, "SCHHH-LICK!" right up their puckered little bumholes! Holy Pogo-sticks! Their own Viagurred peckers would get pumped-up SUPER big when he did that! And Santi would grip those things in both his fat hands, jerking em' up and down SO hard, it'd pull those boy's butts up and down, sliding their grossly stretched anus-rims faster and faster over his tubular slab of meat. Pretty soon, like, right in the middle of when they'd be gruntin' something like, "iPOD!" And Santa'd go, "YO-HOOOO!" …Ka-GUSHIE! Cum flyin' off from both of 'em! Raining down all over everyone everywhere! It was powerful impressive!

Next up was little black Susi, followed by one-red-pigtailed Lauri. Susi just LOVES buttfucks already, so she was cool with it right from the get-go.

"An'… UMM! I wanna… OUUU! shop for … MUMM! an' me… an'… AH, SHIT!!! COME ON YOU FAT BASTARD AND HOSE MY ASS!!!" she yelled, and sure enough, "YO-OH-OHHHH… HO-OOO!" …Ker-SPLOOIE! More hot cum shot up her butthole than I think Susi had even FELT before! And next when Lauri climbed up on Santi's lap she made sure she pulled her cheeks wide apart so Santa could get maximum penetration… "THWAP!" Right down to his sweaty balls went her tiny twitchy anus! I couldn't even HEAR what she asked for with all her grunting and screaming-really goin' to town on Santa's groady hunk of spurting hot meat… But maybe that's ALL she REALLY wants! When you think about it, just being fucked up the ass by the REAL Santa Claus is pretty fuckin' cool all by itself, y'know?

Most of the kids were wandering back outside after they'd been fucked super-good by dear old Santa… And FINALLY it was my turn! I was the very last one to go of them all.

"Ah! My little Amy!" Santa smiled down at me while patting his lap next to his throbbing bobbing erect cock. I giggled. As bloody red as it was, it LOOKED Christmasy, THAT'S for sure!

"Santa?" I asked, tugging the end of one blond pigtail, "Can we do it different this time? I mean… Every Christmas when you come to our house with presents, I remember how you like eating your cookies and I pretend I'm asleep on my tummy while you fuck me up my ass… But THIS time…"

"Go on Amy… How is it I can do it to you now, my dear?"

"Well Santa, this time I want to feel you DEEP inside me… You, know… Inside my PUSSY! I always feel hornier than ever after you've left, and if it weren't for my big brother Jessie who screws me good EVERY Christmas morning before we run downstairs to see what you've left, why, I'd just go through the whole DAY feeling half-fucked!"

"SO! HO-HO! You want some of my Good Tidings and Christmas cheer to warm your tummy this year?"

"That's RIGHT Santa! Can I hug your roly-poly belly while I ask you what I REALLY want?"

"Of COURSE my little one! Here, climb up on ol' Santi's lap and tell me your heart's desire! Heh-heh… er, HO!"

So I pulled up my dress and held it around my waist as I mounted Santa's fat lap. I had to get up on my tiptoes to let Santa fit his enormous knobby cockhead between the pink folds of my slippery wet slit-pushing my clitty up and making it poke straight out like a little penis where Santa could pinch and rub it! I wanted to help Santa, so before I sat down on his raging erection, I fondled his balls between his sweaty thighs… And that's when they flipped around between his legs. The little peanut-sized nut suddenly swam underneath, and up popped his other one-a gigantic FAT nut he hadn't EVEN tapped INTO yet! "Ouuu SANTI! Is this one all for ME?" I squealed in delight.

"YO-OH! It sure IS Amy! I always save the very BEST for last!"

So I wriggled my butt and squirmed and humped, and bounced and pushed, and pulled and stretched my little pussy lips super-WIDE open until FINALLY I fit ALL of Santa's merry hot meat alllll the way up-inside my trembling body! It felt soooo-GOOD inside me there too! "Oh! Santa! I've been SUCH a good girl THIS year!" I cooed, hugging his jelly belly to my face as I rocked up and down on his mighty thrusts… "I've treated my brother SUPER-nice! An' I let him give me his yummy cum whenever he WANTS! …And I've been EXTRA-good to my friends too! I make little Lauri and Susi and DeLorean cum whenEVER they visit! And I've EVEN made strangers cum all over me as MUCH as they want-and whenever they WANT to do it too! …So Santa…"

"UMPH! UH!" Santa grunted, slamming his bone through my quivering frame-bouncing his hard meaty cockhead right off the inside of my skull, it felt like! "UH… What's that kid? I was… AGGH! …busy for a moment…"

"SANTA! You're NOT listening!" I pouted.

"Oh, yeah-yeah… The wish part. Go ahead Amy, just make your wish, but you'd better make it FAST cause Santi's getting' REAL ready to blow!"

"Er, okay, okay…" I panted, hopping up and down his slick prick while flexing my 'snapper-pussy' grip on his knobby top whenever it almost popped out… "This year…"

"Yeah? OHHHH! HA!"

"Something special…" And I wriggled my ass to tickle his balls.

"Uh-huh! AGGGG! OUF!"

"But not just for me…" I groaned, making my velvet walls tug on his cock.

"Go on… CUM ON!"

"I want…" I mumbled, sucking his pudgy chest nipple.

"FUCK KID!"

"I AM Santi!!!!"

"Fuckin' WHAT ALREADY??? GAAAAA-GURRR!"

"I… …want… my… my…"

"OH !@#$%^ & COAL STOCKINGS! HERE IT CUMMMMS!"

"DAD-DEEE!!!"

And just as I wished it… Santa blew the biggest piping-hot load of gushing creamy cum up my pussy that I EVER had all at once in my whole LIFE before! It came so fast and HARD, I felt my eyeballs swim behind my squeezed-shut eyelids! There was so MUCH of his slimy cumjuice shooting up into me, I felt it squirt right out from my NOSE and EARS! Before I knew it, my little tummy swelled out to where it became just as fat as Santa's! I was so pumped up with that jolly fatman's jism, I felt like a cum-filled weather balloon! Holy NOEL!

"SWEET BABY JESUS!" Santa roared, "You fuck like THAT all the time little girl, and you'll get ALL your wishes come true! THAT I promise ya!"

"Oh! Thank you, THANK YOU Santa!" I gushed, climbing off his now-wilted cock. I felt so thoroughly fucked by Santa, I could still feel his merry spermies swimming around in my brain! "So I'll get my wish for Christmas?"

"Well…"

"But SANTA! You PROMISED!"

"Amy, honey, of all the little kids that told me their wishes today, you were the ONLY one who made a wish for somebody else! But you're asking me to bring you something I don't know that I can!"

"But can you at least TRY, Santa? Can't you? PLEASE?"

"Okay sweetheart-I'll try my very hardest!" Santa said. And I guess that's all I could hope for since daddy was dead an' all…

I walked back outside where all the kids were playing. It didn't look like that Spanish Fly stuff or the Viagra pills had worn off yet either! Down in the corral, several girls were taking turns riding some of the horniest stallions upside-down under their bellies-slung between their legs in special saddles Jethro had rigged for them. Those leather saddles were nothing more than swings they could lie on their backs in, their legs flung wide open so the horses could fuck their grossly-stretched cunts with their monster-sized black cocks.

They'd ride up and down over those slippery poles while the horses trotted around the corral, until a stallion would stop and rear back to cum, then he'd blast out such a mighty stream of horsy-cum up that little girl's snatch she'd have to hang on for dear life! As they climbed down from the saddle to let the next little girl ride, they were dripping wet with creamy white horse cum plastered all over their naked bodies from head-to-toe… giggling like they'd just been on the ride of their life at the amusement park!

Luke was in the barn, holding a ladder for a line of boys. One-by-one those stiff-peckered lads were climbing that ladder where they could fuck Paris Hilton in her slimed cunt or ass. Others were chasing chickens… There was one hell of a ruckus goin' on at that farmyard THAT day I can tell ya!

Finally though, it was time to leave. Our big yellow schoolbus drove up driven by old man Mr. Wilson. It's a good thing Mr. Wilson is practically blind and can't really hear nothing, (because his hearing aide batteries are usually run down!) That's cause if he'd paid ANY attention to us kids climbing aboard his bus, he'd have noticed our clothes were pretty torn up, and most were stained with drying cum! I DID think it was kinda funny he never said nothing about Ms. Wetpussy not being there… and I also thought I noticed him wink at Jethro and quickly slip him something when we were about to leave-something that LOOKED like a hundred dollar bill!

I wondered what THAT was all about-just before Johnny ducked his head between my legs and started suckin' out my itchy pussy really GOOD! I got his pipe-hard boner right out from the leg of his shorts and started wacking' him off like crazy! Damned if all the other kids weren't screwin' around in their bus seats too!

This really WAS the very BESTEST fieldtrip we've EVER been on!

George Wilson may have been blind with glaucoma and his hearing wouldn't pass any state's Department of Motor Vehicle examination, but that wasn't to say he couldn't SMELL! His bus now reeked with the pungent sweet odor of fresh oozing girly pussy and that unmistakable tangy essence of little boy sperm! That was all he needed to know that his one hundred dollar investment had paid off once again! Years ago, ever since he made this secret arrangement with that crazy old coot of a farmer and his runt kids to play Santa Claus for the school's annual end-of-the-year fieldtrip, George Wilson got a chance to score-BIG time!

He pulled the big bus out of the farm's driveway and headed for his own farm, miles away. That's where he'd make the surprise announcement to these children that the bus was overheating and needed to "rest" for a couple of hours in the seclusion of his darkened bus barn. Of course he was prepared-he'd already swallowed many more tabs than the recommended dosage of the farmer's "Super" Viagra!

The old pervert smiled to himself. For him, this day was better than Christmas and his birthday rolled into one! Those little kids never-EVER-even had a CLUE what was lurking within the folds of his grubby jeans-ready to leap out and give them the shock of their innocent preteen lives!

(Continued in Chapter 25)

Note: These stories are derived from my preteen sister's online diary-submitted by Kamkat. Be sure to look for "The CAS Experiment" also on Dragon's fantastic website, Perverts_R_Us. Comments to: catsNO-SPAMclaw@hush.ai. (Remove NO-SPAM).