Perverts 'R' Us
My Dear Diary - Chapter 23 - Barnyard Fieldtrip
By Purpuss ( M/m, M/f, bi, beast, anal )
Submitted by Kamkat
Monday night now!
Whoa! You wouldn't BELIEVE where we went on a school fieldtrip today! It was SO COOL! We got to go to a REAL farm out in the country! Mostly our whole school, my grade and Lauri's-which means DeLorean and SusiQ were there too, along with most of our friends!
But before I can write about all that… (Yo! Wazup Lauri?
Oh yeah… Back to what happened NEXT at Algeron's Lolita-Suckers Model Mansion!
So like, Jess is screwing my pigtails straight, outside it's lightning an' thundering, and I look over to see Lauri lip-suckin' on Jacque's big ol' bag o'balls real good! Suddenly Jacques kicks out his foot and knocks over the lantern from the table!
"YAAA! FIRE!" Jess yells, trying to pull his cock outta me just when we're both cumming something fierce! Course, my little cunt pulled one of those "snapper pussy" numbers on him, so he was clamped in there super tight! That cock of his wasn't goin' NO-wheres until my thirsty lil' puss sucked out ALL his spurting cum!
That fire just ROARED as it sprang to life! Jess went all petrified-even the girls were frozen in fright! Jacques seemed to wither up and hide like a turtle in its shell, but then, at the very last minute, when I thought we'd all be krispy critters fer sure, he leaps up off the floor and grabs his jacket and starts wailing away, smacking and beating those flames into sparkly embers!
He did it! He saved our lives! But the funny thing is, that's when he just broke down and cried!
"What's the matter, Jacques?" I rushed over to comfort him.
"I could've SAVED them!" He wailed, "I COULD HAVE saved their lives!"
"But you DID! You DID save our lives!" I said. "You put out the fire! We're all okay!"
"No Amy! My sisters, and my brother! I could have saved them but I was afraid!"
So that's when he broke down and told us all about his life-about growing up in the olden days in France where he lived in this mansion with a younger brother and three sisters, and his mother and mean ol' father who used to spank them and even molested the little girls! (Course, not having a daddy myself, I wouldn't MIND having a daddy that played with ME like that, but I guess it wouldn't be much fun if he got all mean and angry and hurt me when he did it… Maybe it made him feel guilty by doin' it, y'know?)
And then he went on to tell us about what happened after… Like when he climbed down the ladder with only his youngest sister still in his arms, and there was the other one who fell… She was dead like he suspected, her neck broken from the fall. So he took his only sister that was left and they ran outside and hid in the bushes. Jacques said they watched as their father and mother came running from the house… trying to put out the fire. But it was no use by then, the whole barn burnt right down on the spot!
He said that something made him stay hidden where they were. His little sister was crying and wanted to run to her mother, but he covered her mouth and wouldn't let her go. He was more angry than ever with his father. He said he felt like his father had caused the tragedy to happen. They believed ALL their children had been burnt up in the fire, so Jacques decided right then and there he was as good as dead anyway!
"So what did you do?" Lauri asked the distraught man.
"We ran away, never to return. In time, Julianne became my wife. She bore two children by me, and we were happy… very happy… Until…"
"Until what?" Jessie prodded, as we hung on his words… We ALL wanted to know!
"Until THEY killed them!" Jacques spat, the tears welling in his burning eyes anew.
"They? Who's THEY?" Jess pressed.
"The authorities! The… The police! They'd been hunting me for years, you see? They never found my body in the ashes of the barn, so they blamed me-ME for killing the others! THEY are the ones who condemn and persecute you! Yes! It's true! They act like they are so pure, so… self-righteous! But in the shadows, in their secret lives, they're no different than you or I! Yet they call US terrorists! TERRORISTS! But it is THEY who are the terrorists in this world! Don't you see?" He ranted, his eyes wide and wild, flecked with blood.
"One night while we slept in our beds…" He continued, "The little boy and girl tucked in safely beside us, they broke into our house! Looking for ME! Shots were fired… They believed I was dead, they thought they'd succeeded in KILLING me! To cover up the evidence of their mistake of killing the innocents, they set fire to our house, only I managed to revive, and just in time I crawled away! But my family was MURDERED in their sleep!" He wailed. "I was dead for the second time in my life, and THIS time I vowed to get even."
"Wow!" I gasped. "That's a sad story!"
"But you saved US!" Jess broke in.
"Yeah! You couldn't help it when you were younger! It wasn't YOUR fault! Even Jess couldn't do anything to save us THIS time! It was YOU, cause now you're older and smarter, and YOU know HOW! Because of that, you don't have to be afraid anymore!"
EDITOR'S NOTE: Sometimes my sister's insight amazes me!
"No, Amy dear child… That's not how it is." Jacques turned to me, tears rolling down his cheeks. "You see, I planned this all along… I had to relive it, I needed to recreate it, just as I remembered! And I planned today to die for the last time with you all, to take you with me, to a better place you see… But… But then I couldn't DO it! For the life of me, at the last moment, something made me douse the flames, something I wasn't capable of doing so many years ago! And you know…" He hesitated, "After they killed my last sister and our children, I could never achieve a release during sex ever again!"
Well, THAT was a shocker alright! Jess says it's cycle-so-matic… Whatever THAT means! (I can't even find the right word to spell it!) But it's like, all those bad memories in his mind made Jacques get sick and want to do sick things… He couldn't help it! He didn't even KNOW or FEEL that he was hurting others, including US if he'd killed us! And that made HIM sick, not being' able to cum anymore, no matter how HARD he tried!
But now, after living through it all over again, with US this time, reminding him of his dead brother and sisters, well, it just seemed to lift a heavy weight right off his soul! And it SURE helped with his "physical" problem as well, I can tell ya!
Since I'd been there holding him in my arms, trying to make him feel better and all, well, I just sorta kissed his tears away and I told him it's okay he wanted to kill us because he didn't REALLY do it, not in the end… And things would be alright from now on cause we forgive him and we're REALLY glad he's our friend... Then, even though his beard and moustache was kinda tickly, I kissed him right on his LIPS(!) until he started kissing me back… Man! It turns out Jacques is a GREAT kisser!
He made me feel all trebly and gushy, and like, before I knew what was happening, the other girls helped pull his clothes off and had lifted their little white dresses over their heads. Even Jessie got naked there in the hay with us! Us girls were lookin' Jacques over, sorta wondering if we could go through with this or not! The old man didn't have the most sexy body we'd ever seen, that's for sure! He was fat and pudgy, with lots of white hair growing out in curls all over his chest and down there! between his legs! But I don't think we cared about THAT too much cause below his chubby cock, buried inside that thick nest of hair, was the biggest set of nuts we've even SEEN on a man!
They were bigger than Mr. Gonzales's-even bigger than Rexy's! Man, those nuts were HUGE alright, and looked about as tight and full as a keg of cheap beer! (No WONDER poor ol' Mr. Algeron has to walk like a duck! "With a STICK stuck up his ass!" Lauri IM'd to remind me!) What was even MORE impressive though, while we stood there all open-mouthed staring at Jacque's huge-mongous nuts, was that boa-constrictor-sized snake that stretched itself out taller and taller from the same hairy nest!
DeLorean squeaked in fright! And SusiQ looked like she'd just seen a Klu-Klux-Klan ghost come back to life! Lauri was grinning at first, but when that huge ol' snake kept weaving and bobbing its purple one-eyed head, lookin' around at all of us, even HER smile turned into something kinda scary-looking! An' that's when Jacques said something that really freaked us out!
"It's been many, many years since I've had… had any release of my own, as I told you." He said hesitantly. "These tremendous-sized gonads between my legs have filled and filled until they are almost unbearable to carry around! But there is just one thing I have always wished I could have done… even after all the women I have pleasured-yes, that's right girls! Pleasured immensely-simply because I ALWAYS remained hard! Yet during all that time, I remembered my lost brother Charles, remembered the times I made love to his beautiful boy's ass. And I think to myself-not ONCE did I ever let my lover make love to ME in return! I yearn for that! But he's GONE, don't you see? And so! What I would LIKE to do… to SEE if I am finally cured of this terrible affliction that besets me… is to have mon ami Jessie here, make love once to ME! All while you four beautiful jennes filles try your best at opening the channel of my plugged-up old cock!"
Well, I always knew Jess wasn't one to shy away from a good little-boy fuck every now and then, after all, he'd been doing Mikee for as long as we could remember! And the way he was, he sorta preferred being the "fucker" instead of the "fuckee," if you know what I mean! But this time-doin' it to an OLD man an' all, well, I wasn't sure he'd even go through with doing THAT! But I guess Jess figured it was all for the good of our new business arrangement an' all… Besides, Mr. Algeron WAS the nicest old man we've ever met!
I won't go in to all the details… it was kinda gross! But after we helped the guys get hooked-up like two train cars, and Jacques sat back down on Jessie's lap (almost CRUSHING my poor brother!
We worked it out fair and square so we'd each get to take turns. Everyone got a full minute to suck the end of his fist-sized knob, while the rest of us shared jacking his pole and dribbling those basketball-sized "gonads" (he calls them!) on the boarded attic floor. Them two suckers were pumped-up REAL tight, I can tell ya!
(Lauri IM'd and said I gotta tell ya SHE was the first one to try doing that… playing with Jacque's Hefty bag-sized nutsac and trying to bounce all that pressurized cum right out of 'em THAT way!)
Course, it didn't work right away! Like, we each had more turns on that tractor trailer-hitch-sized knobhead than I can even count-all while poor Jess was squirming around on the bottom, ramming his prick up and down inside there, trying to get a nut off himself before getting SMUSHED beneath good ol' Jacques's fat ass! And it wasn't like workin' that pecker-knob was any picnic either! Little Susi and DeLorean couldn't even wedge the fat thing inside their tiny mouths, it was that HUGE! All they could do was lick it all over, and squeeze it in both their tiny hands to open up his pee-hole so they could poke their little pink tongues up inside! THAT gotta rise outta Jacques! Good thing Lauri and I had plenty of practice on heavy equipment! I think our jaws got unhinged doin' it, but once we got it stuffed past our teeth, we'd get our tongues working inside all over it, making the old man moan and go crazy!
But then-when it finally DID happen... 'Bout the time Jessie FINALLY got his rocks off in the old man's butt, and little SusiQ had her pointy pink tongue tip shoved waaay up inside his urethra (Jess gave me that word!)… With a mighty shout, Jacques huge cockpole stiffened, swelled up like a cartoon shotgun plugged up with mud, and EXPLODED with a gooey "SPLAT!"
A thick hairy ball of his gloppy old cum residue SHOT from his pee-hole like a newborn babe from a lubed cunt! It blew Susi right off her feet, and stuck, clinging on her head like a hungry jellyfish! Euuuu! Susi's black face was suddenly pure WHITE!
Once that plug of old-mans cum uncorked his cock, those fat bloated nuts of his deflated in a loud "POP!" and a "WOOSH!" just like an over-pumped-up bicycle tire! Man, after THAT, we were HOSED!
More flying cum stuff blasted outta that writhing cock of his than I'd EVER seen in my whole long life! There was cum sprayin' EVERYWHERE! No time for capping it... Cum drenched all four of us before you could say, "Eureka!" There we were, the four of us standing in the nude with our mouths hangin' wide open, drippy-white from head-to-toe, soaked to the bone with his thick slimy jism, all of us in total SHOCK!
Jacques was so damned happy to have finally cum, he didn't even notice he'd practically DROWNED all of us! We were choking and coughing, scooping his gooey stuff out of our eyes and ears... I swear we musta looked like four little rats who'd been stirred into a vat of gummy bread dough! Even poor Jessie had the wind knocked right outta him, just from that terrible recoil!
After congratulations all around, and when we'd climbed back down the rope ladder to the dollhouse below, Jacques told us all about his plan for a summer camp. I guess this was something he'd been thinking of if he didn't really go through with killing himself, (and US along with him!) And it's a good thing too, cause the summer camp idea sounded like it was gonna be LOADS of fun! Seems like he'd been advertising for months already for a boys and girls "nature" camp. He bought the land next to a big lake surrounded by miles and miles of private woods! But the best part of his plan was to have US be the camp counselors! And what our job REALLY would be is to start looking for new boy and girl models for his website! You see, what the kids don't know, but what we'd be there to show them, is that the summer camp would be totally NUDE! Righteous!
Some of the kids who'd already signed up, he told us, were from rich European families, and since they were already cool about going naked outside "au natural" with no problem, they'd be able to help us talk the scardy-cat American kids into going along. Those who didn't want to do it, well, their snooty parents would get their money refunded and they'd be sent right back home.
After the ones who stayed got used to living out in the woods all naked, that's when Jess and me would start checkin' 'em out, looking for new models. The ones who liked doing that, posing for his pictures and movies an' all, well, those would be the ones we'd make a "portfolio" of and send it off to Jacques, so he could drop in at the end of the summer and offer them a model contract, just like we have!
It was such a COOL idea! And to think now we'd have something fun to do all summer long during our school vacation instead of hangin' around the boring town swimming pool. That was really neat! Of course, Lauri, SusiQ and DeLorean were all invited too, and besides that, we'd all get PAID to do it!
Jacques said he was even working on getting a license to make his mansion a private boarding school. That way, he'd get a HUGE tax break (whatever THAT is) from the government for doing it, and we could all live there together for the next school year, making new movies every day! Totally RAD!
By then it was pretty late and we had to get home because it was the last week of school tomorrow before starting our summer vacation. Anyways, tomorrow was going to be our annual field trip and that was mostly for fun, so none of us wanted to miss it! Jacques said he'd drive us all back to town in his stretch limousine. We didn't know what THAT was until he showed us this loooong car he had parked in his garage! We got our bikes in with no problem and STILL had lotsa room inside that car to sit facing each other in these big leather seats. There was even this little midget guy who appeared out of nowhere who drove the thing. Jacques said his name was JoJo and he was his valet and chauffer (which means he was like an "executive" assistant! At least that's what Jacques called him!)
On the way back to town he told us he was leaving for Paris in the morning with the videos and pictures he'd made, but he'd return for the opening day of summer camp on the first day of July. In the meantime, he'd be in touch with Jessie using emails so we'd have tickets to take the train there (I've never BEEN on a train! Lauri or Jess or the others either! This was gonna be so cool!) So he dropped us off at the 7-11 and we all said goodbye with more hugs and kisses! We told him we had the most wonderful time, and we couldn't hardly WAIT for summer camp and making LOTS of pictures and movies for our new jobs!
(Okay, OK Lauri! Now I'm gonna write about the field trip, alright! Jeez, she's so scared I'll make her sound stupid with what happened at the farm! Don't worry Lauri! It's ONLY my diary, so nobody else'll EVER have to know!)
"Okay children! Today we're visiting a REAL working farm!" (Duh!) That's what Ms. Wetpussy told us when we got off the bus. The day was already hot, with sunlight speckled throughout the green leaves in all the treetops. It was a perfect day for a class outing!
Oh! By the way, Ms. Wetpussy is not her REAL name!
Right away we were met in the mud-rutted driveway by this short gnarly hick-lookin' boy who introduced himself as Jeremiah. I heard Willy James say he looked more like a midget "Jethro" to him! So that name stuck for as long as we were there! Pretty soon he was joined by three other little kids. All of them were much smaller than we were! They looked something like Willow from the movie… Jess says that means they're called "dwarfs"! I always thought little people were supposed t'live in the circus-I never KNEW they could be farmers too! A girl was the youngest, and she SAID she was our age-nine, maybe going on ten. They told us her name was Sadie. Then there was an older boy named Joshua, eleven, and the other one named Luke who was a teenager at least (even tho he LOOKED even smaller than those little boys in Lauri's class we went skinny-dipping with in our creek back home!)
And another thing… Those kids didn't know a THING about dressing. All the boys including Jethro were wearing these dirty suspender jeans with big boots on their bare feet. Even the girl wore a pair of unlaced combat boots, but her dress was definitely retro-something! It looked like maybe it coulda been her nightgown-just a pink-pedaled shift that looked more like a bag for flowerbed seeds! Ms. Wetpussy asked Jethro where their father was, and why they didn't go to our school with the rest of us.
"Paw's out yonder in t'back forty mowin' hay." Jethro pointed off to a hill in the distance. "He done took us outta school to teach us hisself." He continued. "He don't believe in no town schoolin' anyways, says it's the devil's playground! Paw says we gotta be learnt in the ways of the Good Book, so thets what he done did!"
"Goodness!" gushed Ms. Wetpussy, looking Jethro up and down like she'd just discovered a historical relic! "You mean, NONE of you children have EVER been to a real school?"
"Nope! Don' need none-a thet there book-larnin' stuff onna farm!" (Lauri's ears perked up when she heard that, and grinned over at me. That farm gig sure sounded like it had some potential… if it got you outta being at boring ol' school that is!)
"You gotcha some reeeel nice milkin' jugs there, lady!" Luke spoke.
Ms. Wetpussy looked as if she'd been punched in the gut. "Wha…?" She stammered, turning to look at the impertinent boy.
"Now dammital Luke!" Jethro snarled, cuffing the kid on the ear with his fist. "I dun tolt ya NOT t'make t'city folk fidgety! Sorry 'bout thet madam… Lil' Luke heres at thet age when all he kin thin 'bout is screwin'."
"WHA…!" (Just the THOUGHT of seeing that runt-sized kid screwin' anything larger than a cat musta been MUCH too weird for Ms. Wetpussy to swallow!)
"Now don' cha worry yer pretty lil' haid none 'bout these youngins… Y'all jus foller me an' I'll show y'roun to all th' aminals we got hea and whatnot!"
And with that, Jethro grabs Ms. Wetpussy's arm and starts tugging our speechless teacher off in another direction.
The rest of the kids from the bus followed, the girls stepping carefully over mud puddles while some of the rowdy boys tried to stamp in them and splash the girls with muck! Me, Lauri, and SusiQ stayed behind, hangin' around the three other three farm kids, watching Luke rub his sore ear. We followed them into a barn to get out of the sun and sat on a pile of hay bales.
"Yuck!" Lauri said, trying to scrape her little low-cut sneakers on the hay. "What's all this muck all over the ground? It hasn't even rained for days!"
"Hail," Sadie drawled, "Thets jus regu-ar ol' bullshit… Th'bull's name is George…"
"George BUSH! After th' Prez!" Luke chortled.
"Yeah wal…" Sadie continued, "An' thars just too damned much o'th'stuff all ova th' place t'rake up ALL th'damn time!"
"Euuuu!" Lauri whined.
"So whatcha DO around this dump for FUN?" Susi asked the dirty-faced small girl. Her hair was colored a mousey brown. She might have been kinda cute if it'd been cut right, but she definitely needed to take a bath to clean up once in awhile!
"Whatcha mean?" The kid asked.
"You know!" Lauri prompted, "Like, entertainment! …Fun? Kicks? Laughs?"
"OH!" The one called Joshua shouted, "Y'mean like fer FUN!"
(Duh!) I couldn't BELIEVE how slow they were! "Yeah! Like, do you have any friends? Y'know? Like… is there anyone out here t'FUCK?"
They were all lookin' pretty blank-faced at me until they heard THAT word pop outta my mouth!"
"Hail YAH!" Luke grinned, an answer suddenly appearing somewhere in his brain. "We fuk Sadie here right regular, don' we gal?"
"Uh-huh." The plain-looking girl dumbly nodded assent.
"Fact, I'll fuk 'er ret here an' NOW ifin y'all wanna watch!" The big boy grinned with a naughty smile.
Sadie was already lifting her baggy dress up past her waist while the older boy shucked off his suspenders. His jeans dropped in a pile about his boots. They were both naked as jaybirds under their grubby clothes. We were all in SHOCK! For a midget (oops! Dwarf!) that little kid had an incredibly BIG pecker!
Sadie held her dress bunched in her tiny fists chest-high, showing us her flat chest dotted by two perky nipples. Her bare legs and hairless pussy were just as dirty as her smudged blank-looking face. "Yull hafta take messy seconds agin Luke!" She said to her brother, "Paw done aw'ready got me this mornin' a'fore he wen out back t'mow." Sure enough! As she sat back on a hay bale and spread her knobby little knees making herself ready for her brother's entrance, we all saw a glob of fresh white jism come oozing from the little girl's gaping pink slit!
"Dammit!" The boy cursed, making his rigid seven-inch cock bob and wave as it pointed like a pitchfork handle at his baby sister's bare chest. "Thet's th'THIRD time this WEEK Paws got first dippins'! An' Jeremiah beat me TWO more!"
"Ha! An' ah done beatcha THET many times m'self!" The eleven year old named Joshua crowed. "Yer getting' yerself waaay too atteched ter yer NEU girlfren, Luke!"
The boy's enthusiasm wilted with his beautiful boner…
(Let's see, three PLUS two, plus two more AGAIN makes HOW many? Wow! The little kid had already been fucked by her family SIX times this week! And as I just remembered, today was only Monday so far! This livin' on a farm with fresh air an' all, must be just as good and healthy for you as they say it is!)
"She ain't mah GIRLfren!" The boy snorted.
"Yeah she IS!" Crowed Sadie, taunting her older brother. "Luke's girlfrien is a COW!" The girl said to me before turning back to her brother. "Paw sez ya gotta fuck ME right an' proper ifin y'all want a baby sister when I gets seeded right! Can't git us no SISTERS from yer stuped-ol' cow!"
"Wal, Paris is a better fuck then YOU are!" The red-faced boy replied. "An at least I ain't fuckin' no CHICKEN!"
"Hugh?" Lauri interjected, bewilderment clouding her freckled face. "Who's Paris? And who's too chicken to fuck?"
The little girl burst out laughing as her sheepish-faced brothers tried to explain.
"Wal, since Sadie here's the only cunt we gots between usins' an' all, we done took to doin' it wit some o' the others…"
"Yeah!" Joshua continued excitedly, "I gots me a reeeel tight lil' hole t'fuck wit Judge Judy!"
"WHO'S Paris? Who's JUDGE JUDY?" Susi asked in exasperation.
"Paris Hilton is Luke's 4-H project. She's hiz favorite cow." Sadie explained. "He named 'er Paris after one o' them TV shows 'bout some city-slicker girls tryin' to live onna farm! Thet cracked us up! Hiz OTHER girfren is Janet Jackson, cuz she's got th' biggest teets!"
"Paris mah favo-right tho, caus she got dem dreamy-sad eyes thet say, 'Fuck me Luke!' So I gots me a ladder an' thets what I done!"
"An' Judge Judy's our best-layin' hen…" Sadie added. "Paw watch thet sho on TV too! An' he aways says, 'Man! She laid an' agg wit' THET decision!' So thet's what we calls her, Judge Judy!"
"You mean you FUCK a CHICKEN?" Lauri looked at Joshua in disbelief.
"Yep! Shor DU!" The boy replied proudly. "Sadie! Go fetch Judge Judy an' I'll sho 'em!"
"Dat soun lik dey do in TY-lan!" DeLorean spoke up, startling us all.
"Hugh?" Susi asked her.
"Inna TY-lan dey do da duc-fuk! Dats wan da mans fuk a duck! But dey cuts da haid off wan he cum inna duk an den dey roas an' EATS it!"
"Wha!!!" We gaped.
"Ya! Fuk-duc she tae REEL GUD!" She beamed. "Swee! Jus lik CUM!"
Wow! I thought, that sounds really cool! I wonder if Aunt Sarah would notice if Jess did THAT in our Thanksgiving turkey! Yum-Yummy!
Meanwhile, the little girl named Sadie had dashed out behind the barn where we could see her open a cage full of chickens. Meanwhile Joshua unfastened his suspenders to let his grimy jeans drop to the dirt, making him as naked as his brother Luke. Damned if HE didn't release a grownup-sized pecker sproutin' proudly between his legs too! Lauri looked like a kid drooling over cotton candy!
The little girl ran back, cradling a cackling fat hen in her arms. She handed it right over to the eleven-year old, who proceeded to grasp the bird's neck in his grubby fist and hold it tightly in front of his six-inch erection.
Before we could say, "Cock-a-doodle doo!" that boy rammed his formidably-sized pecker right up under that struggling chicken's feathered tail! He gripped his other hand around the bird's clawing feet, and began slamming his hips as he jerked the feathered fowl against him. Man! Did that chicken SQUAWK something AWFUL! His sister and brother just stood there lookin' on, as if this was the most natural thing in the world-like watching their favorite soap on TV or something! Lauri, Susi, DeLorean an' me were in open-mouthed shock!
It didn't take long before Joshua got all red-faced and his jerkin' hips began to tremble. Luke was stroking his own boner until his sister Sadie stepped up to help him. (That just goes to show you how weird it was! Usually Lauri's the first one of us to latch on to any stray cock!) Anyways, he musta started cummin' up inside Judge Judy cause the chicken stiffened up like it'd suddenly been flash-frozen! Maybe that was because Joshua had it by a death-grip around its scrawny neck, or maybe because she felt that blast of hot boy cum flooding her henny-penny body… who knows? But that boy yelled out, "AAAGGH! DAMN! I'm-a CUMMIN'!" And his face went beet-red as that poor chicken's ripped-open cunt cramped down like a vice on his spurting hairless wiener!
"Agh! DAMN! …Sooo GUD! …Fuckin' GREAT! Shit sis, you done NEVA been THIS tight!" He exclaimed, savoring the last dying spurts as they jetted from his captured cock.
Sadie glanced up from sucking her older brother's cock to give her other brother a nasty smirk. But just then, because that poor hen musta been pumped-up so tight with the boy's jetting spunk, it suddenly SHOT off his jerking rod, hit the ground and rolled over once like a Chinese tumbler! It raced back towards its henhouse, but halfway there, it looked back and squawked, and a big ol' egg plopped right outta her butt! Sadie ran over to fetch the egg but stopped to pick up a stick. When she got back to us we watched as she poked a tiny hole through the shell at each end, tilted her head back and SUCKED the insides right out!
"Ummmm! Yummy!" She declared, as she stretched open her mouth for us to see. There pooled on the tip of her tiny pink tongue was a slimy glob of her brother's white boy-sperm! "Them's t'FRESHEST aggs ya kin git!" She crowed.
"Gee!" I said, "THAT kinda adds new meaning to that TV ad for the 'Incredible Edible Egg!'"
"Hey! Hay!" Lauri cried loudly, making a dash towards a dark corner in the barn. Back in the shadows was a tall stack of straw… Lauri raced right towards it, yelling back over her shoulder at us as she ran, "C'mon guys! Let's play 'King of th' Hill!"
"Ugh… Don' thin ya wanna go THERE!" Sadie warned, but it was already too late. Lauri launched herself into the air in a flying dive, her little skirt swirling around her flashing bare legs, and she landed in a bellyflop right in the middle of the pile!
"BLEAH!" She screamed, rolling over to face us. Her face, hair, legs, and all down the front of her pretty school dress were coated in yucky yellow-brown! The boys burst out in gales of laughter as Sadie called out, "I warnt' cha! Thet's whar we raked th' pig shit!"
"EeeeeUuuuu!" Me, Susi an' DeLorean moaned, pinching our noses as the smell hit us like a fart let out of a bag! It was NASTY!
(Lauri IM'd me again, so I'll copy and paste what she has to say here…)
"howz i spposed t'no them ignerant hicks put ther PIGSHIT in a haypile? stuped! an' not only that! nex they wanna mak BACON in ME!"
"Yo Lauri! Let me tell this part, okay?" (She gets ahead of the story real quick!)
So we hadda wash Lauri off with the pig's watering hose just to kill off the yucky smell! She looked like a drowned rat and her clothes were totally burnt toast! We made her strip down and Sadie found an' old burlap feed bag the boys cut holes in so she could poke her head and arms out from the stitched end… Man, did SHE look funny after that! Just then a baby piglet came running out from a hole in the wall and ran right up to her standing there. Lauri forgot all about her problems! "Oh! A little piggy! Gee, aren't YOU cute!" She said, scooping the pink squirming piglet into her arms.
"Ah sheee-it!" Says Luke, "She dun fuked up agin!"
"Hugh?" I wondered, just before there was this loud grunting sound, a CRASH of splitting timber, and the two biggest, FATTEST pigs I've ever seen in my life came charging out through the shattered wall, right at Lauri!
Before she knew what was happening, one of the two giant pigs butted its ugly snot-crusted snout right into Lauri's cunt, knocking her backwards, right back into the hay-covered shit pile! Lauri screeched, tossed the baby piglet into the air as she fell backwards and landed with a 'SPLAT!'. Her legs had fallen apart in her short little feedbag sack so her bare pink pussy was spread wide open for all of us to see! Yuck! Stuck spread-eagle in pigshit AGAIN!
"Yo! Wat's that pig doin' wit BOXIN' gloves on fer?" Susi noticed, drawing our attention to the stranger sight before us… The gigantic hog was rooting between Lauri's split cleft while the poor girl tried doing the backstroke through the muck of shit and hay, screeching wildly for help all the time! But the weird thing of it was, Susi was right! That monster wore boxing gloves laced tightly over his front hoofs!
"Hail! Sadie done fergot t'take dem glovs off after getting' porked by Congress!" Joshua sneered. Sadie suddenly looked red-faced embarrassed, as if we'd caught her with her fingers buried up her snatch or something.
"Congress? Boxing gloves? What th' hell NOW?" I asked Luke. (Damned if his cock wasn't sticking straight out, all hard again and throbbing like a pump handle as he watched my best friend's plight!)
"Sheeet!" He swore, groping for words to explain it. "Th' baby, dats lil' 'Porky' … An' wan she done picked up thar BABY, ol' 'Porker' th' momma done got reeeel skiddish like 'bout thet… an' whan THET happens, ol' 'Congress' th' papa, he jus gots t'see whats t'EAT!"
"You call your pig 'Congress'?" I shook my head is disbelief.
"Hail ya! Thets cause paw sez he's so FULL o'FAT an' SHIT!"
"Yea-up!" Joshua agreed, "An' he ain't none to bright neither. Dats why Sadie gots t'put dem boxer glovs on-a his hoofs-jus sos he don' tear her up whilst he's a fukin' her!"
"You let your HOG fuck you TOO?" I gasped, turning to little Sadie.
"Hail ya! SHOR-DU!" She grinned proudly. "Ol' Congress hez a MUCH better fuker den alla dez boy-fukers puts t'gether! I jus gits mself down on mah hand an' nees an' ol' Congress lik t'root aron' wit his snout till he maks me feel REEEEL GUD! Den wan he gits t'fukin' ya, is like he don' EVA wanna stop! Looke thar! He's a-gonna make bacon inna yor fren ret NOW!"
Sure enough, that huge ol' hog had sprouted the biggest, grossest, longest, slimy cockpole I'd ever SEEN, and he was boxing Lauri up the side of her head silly while he snorted and grunted, snot flyin' from his snout, trying to wedge his apple-sized knob up between the pink crack of her tiny shit-smeared puss! He musta weighed all of 500-pounds, and just as Lauri came up thrashing for air, he shoved his fat hips down against her, and Lauri SQUEALED! I couldn't see where he put it, but he started humping our little friend something fierce!
"YAAAA! YEEEEE! OUUU-IE!" Lauri grunted as each savage thrust ground deeply into her splayed body!
Me, Susi, an' DeLorean wanted to help, but what could WE do? Those runt farm kids thought nothing of it neither! In fact, the older one called Luke had crept up behind the other fat hog they called the mother, 'Porker,' that that's just what he did! He proceeded to pork-HER right under her curly-Q pig tail, right in t'BUTT! And while he started rammin' his stiffy in and out of the gigantic fat animal's asshole, the other one, Joshua, lined up his pecker to offer it to Porker's lip-smackin' sucking snouted mouth!
"Dammit Porker!" He shouted at the hungry animal, "Mine yer manners, y'hea?"
"Hez gotta smacker once inna while jus lik theys do t'me!" Sadie grinned, "Thets cause she gots TEETH TOO, an she wans t'nip his balls off ifin he'd let her!"
Lauri's squealing screams had turned to squeaks and gargling sounds, and I couldn't tell if it was because Congress had started cumming up her cunt or asshole or whether it was just cause her head kept getting buried in the pile of straw and pigshit and she was struggling for air to breathe!
"Y'eva see a hog cum?" Sadie asked us nonchalantly.
"Nugh-un!" We numbly mumbled in unison, dumbfounded by all the bizarre sights happening right before our eyes. Both her dwarf-sized brothers were see-sawing Porker between them while Lauri was practically buried in slimy brown goo beneath fat ol' Congress.
"Wal, Ol' Congress hea kin make mor cum gush outta thet cock o'his-in then this hea waterin hoes! An' he kin fill up yer butt up tighter then a tick in th'wink of an eye he kin!" The girl gleamed.
Sho (er…) Sure enough! Lauri seemed to have recovered herself somewhat, and now she was actually slapping her spread legs up against the giant hog to help him get his fat greasy-lookin' porkbarrel nuts off! We could plainly see by now that Congress had his swollen slab of bacon sunk all the way up her grossly stretched asshole, and Lauri was desperately finger-fucking her pussy while the fat fucker plunged his meat brutally in and out of her behind. Suddenly the massive five-hundred pound monster GRUNTED, SNORTED, and SQUEALED the most horrible blood-curdling sound we'd EVER heard, and he bucked his hips down on tiny Lauri, totally burying her in hogfat and pigshit! I was afraid that was the last we'd SEE of our poor little friend!
"ya! gud thin i knos how t'holt my breth!" (Lauri IM'd me here!) "cause that fat fucker almos squished me under him fer sur! but than i feel his ol' pecker start hosin' up my butt! an' WOW! wuz THAT cool or WHAT! man! he kep sprayin' mor an mor o' his pig cum WAY up in my tummy like i never FELT before! i thought Congress wont never STOP fuckin ME!"
And that was about when the runt Luke and Joshua both started shooting their twin loads of spurting cum in both ends of the momma Porker… She was grinding her butt back against the older boy all while sucking Joshua's cock up to his nuts, draining them both at the same time of their jetting ropes of boy-jism! Totally RAD!
"Amy! Ya gotta TRY THIS!" Lauri cried, wriggling herself free from under Congress. She rolled off the shitpile of hay and stood before us on wobbly legs… Damned if we could hardly recognize her! Our friend was tore up and naked, CAKED head-to-toe in gloppy brown slime-brown all over, 'cept for the whites of her eyes and the gushing stream of yellow-white pigcum that POURED from her pudgy-stuffed tummy right out from her openly-gaped asshole. It puddled thickly in the dirt beneath her, even as we watched!
At Sadie and Lauri's insistence, each of us remaining girls, me, SusiQ, and DeLorean, let fat ol' Congress have a turn fucking us up the ass while we crouched down on hands and knees like Sadie suggested… Letting him sniff his slimy hog snout between our bare little wet cracks before he got the idea of what he wanted to do. Lauri was right! Getting fucked in the ass by Congress felt like nothing we'd EVER experienced before in our lives! That fat old daddy hog seemed to have an endless supply of fuckjuice in his porkbarrel balls, shooting thick greasy streams of his bubbly hot cum up inside each of us, until our little tummies swelled out fat and round, packed tightly FULL of fatty Congressional pork-cum!
While we were having fun doing that, the two runts took turns on those of us cunts who weren't getting screwed by Congress at the time, and even little Sadie picked up a load or two of fresh brother-cum to help her get "seeded" right for having their baby sister! I never imagined living on a farm could be so COOL!
By now it was getting kinda late and we wondered what happened to the rest of our class, so we all washed ourselves off in the pig's watering hose and us girls pulled back on our soiled wet dresses-the boys donning their simple suspender-jeans-and we went back outside looking for the others, barefoot, our toes delightfully squishing through the brown muck that coated the ground. Susi turned to me and observed, "These kids here live in a world of TV fantasy, politics and bullshit… But cha know what? They don't even NOTICE it 'cause they're ALL too fuckin' happy!"
"Humm…" I replied, "Maybe it's the other way around … Like, maybe they're too happy FUCKIN' instead!" THAT thought got us laughing and giggling t'bust a gut until we got outside and looked at the wild scene goin' on …
Our chaperone was nowhere to be seen, and our class schoolkids were TOTALLY unsupervised and acting all CRAZY! Fortunately I found little Jennifer-(she's Mr. Connor's daughter I wrote about in this diary here before.) "Where's Ms. Wetpussy?" I asked.
Some of the girls in my class were sitting up on a wooden pole fence, watching the stallions prance in a corral-staring, that is, at their HUGEmongous black cocks that swung and dangled half-way stiff beneath them! Some other boys were off in the distance, trying to tip over a cow! (Janet Jackson?!?) Just then, several other little kids ran right past us, racing after Judge Judy and her pack of clucking cackling jurors!
"I don't know, Amy!" Jennifer answered all flustered, "She disappeared with the farmer boy after he showed us his pet sheep he calls Hillary Clinton. He was telling a group of us kids that because it gets lonely at nights out here on the farm, so them boys sometimes SLEEP with their sheep! And THEN… That's when Billy Barton asked him if they ever FUCKED them TOO, and Ms. Wetpussy got all SUPER embarrassed-looking! But Jeremiah grinned at us and said, 'Hail ya! Hillary's a GREAT fuck!' That's what he SAID! Right there in front of Ms. Wetpussy an' all! So the boys all started laughing and Ms. Wetpussy got even REDDER in the face! But the next thing we know we saw her walking off with Jeremiah an' they were holding hands! And that's when Billy and Mike and Johnny Jones started doing dirty-boy stuff with the sheep!"
"Hugh? What do you mean?" SusiQ asked her.
"Well… Billy made Johnny and Mike hold Hillary's stupid-looking face REAL tight, and then…"
"Then WHAT?" We all wanted to know.
"Well…" And Jennifer blushed scarlet, but she grinned wickedly as she whispered her story, "THEN Billy pulled down his zipper right there in front of ALL of us, and he stuck his little weenie right INSIDE of that fat sheep's big gooey-lookin' pussy! Poor Hillary went, 'BLAAAH!' and all of a sudden these black pellets plopped right out of her butthole! All over Billy's weenie! But he didn't even mind! He just kept right on pokin' it in and out of that sheep's slimy red pussy hole! Most of those girls were goin', 'Uuuu! Yuck!' and 'Gross!' an' all, but they kept right on watching anyways as each one of those boys took turns poking their weenies in Hillary Clinton just like Jeremiah said they do!"
I looked over to where she pointed, and sure enough, a circle of girls surrounded a group of boys with Hillary right there in the middle of them! The boys had their little bald stiff little penises out of their trousers and some of the girls even had their dresses hiked up with their hands buried deep in their pastel-colored cotton panties while they watched!
"Gee! Ya don't see THAT every day!" Lauri giggled.
"Hey! There's Ms. Wetpussy now!" Jennifer pointed back behind us. We turned to see our teacher climbing down a tall ladder from a hayloft over the barn. Her hair was a tangled mess and pieces of straw were stuck in her rumpled business dress and blouse. Bobby Fenlow held the ladder at the bottom, his face craned back, looking up Ms. Wetpussy's wrinkled skirt! At the very top, framed in the door of the hayloft, Jeremiah chewed on a piece of straw and hitched up his suspenders after adjusting a silvery headband wrapped tightly on his head… Woah! Cool! They were Ms. Wetpussy's armor-clad tinfoil panties!
"SUPER-WOW!" I said. "This is turning out to be the BEST school fieldtrip EVER!"
(Continued in Chapter 24)
Note: These stories are derived from my preteen sister's online diary-submitted by Kamkat. Be sure to look for "The CAS Experiment" also on Dragon's fantastic website, Perverts_R_Us. Comments to: catsNO-SPAMclaw@hush.ai. (Remove NO-SPAM).