Perverts 'R' Us
My Dear Diary - Chapter 20 - OOPS Special Delivery
By Purpuss ( g+-bi/b+/M+, 1st, pedo, anal, cons )
Submitted by Kamkat
Thursday night
I caught up with the girls where we'd parked our bikes out in the woods. We had to skin out of our totally cum-soaked dance costumes - what was left of them, that is, after all the tearing abuse they'd gone through - and we dressed in our "street" clothes as best as we could. There was no helping the mess all over our bodies and faces and hair. We were drenched and streaked everywhere with lines and drippy trails of sticky, gooey cumjuice! I figured we'd all better spend the night over at my house - sneak in the back door while Aunt Sarah was sleeping and get our showers early before she got up.
I was the last to leave James' house - with all our new cash in hand, of course!
While Lauri and I had been keeping the grownups totally occupied, I noticed Susi wake up so I secretly signaled at her to get out of the house before Dickwad would notice she'd gone. She left with the costumes and our clothes. Later, after Lauri reluctantly released her anal cockring, freeing the exhausted James, I began giving him one of my special "down-the-hatch" blowjobs to keep him busy while Dickwad was still humpin' my ass. That gave Lauri the break she needed to escape with the video camera and music CDs.
They were both waiting eagerly outside to hear my story of what happened next.
After both grownups finally shot their wads once again, (into, and all over ME that is!), they eventually noticed that the other girls were missing.
James was scared, but Dickwad became furious!
"Just wha-the-hell do you THINK you're UP TO, young lady?" He yelled down at me. "I'm gonna have BOTH you kids in the custody of Child Protective Services in the morning… You two are an EVIL influence on my daughter!"
"Why Dick," I cooed sweetly, "That's not the way I heard it from Susi at all!"
"Nobody's gonna believe YOU-you're just a fucked-up, misguided kid!" he smirked.
"You're not gonna arrest NO-body." I told him, my hands on my hips with a scowl on my cummy-smeared face. "We KNOW what YOU are… we could RUIN you! BOTH of you nasty ol' perverts, for that matter!"
"Dick…" James whined, pleading with his brother.
"Well… Maybe I MIGHT consider going easy on th' two of you THIS time…" He began with a puffed-up air of bravado. "For a fee…" he quickly added.
"Hold on there, Buster!" I shot back. "I'll tell you how it's gonna be, see? First off, I figure for the good time we three girls showed you, you owe EACH of us two hundred bucks! Your brother has already contributed, so he's paid-up in full, okay?"
"WHAT???!!!" Dick gaped, his face turning that deep shade of beet-blood-red once again. "Why, you little cocksuckin' SLUT! Let me get YOU straight about something! I'M THE LAW! See? That means I COLLECT money from filthy hookers like YOU, just so I allow YOU t'keep cashin'-in on that little twat-bank you got goin' on down there! Now… YOU can just fork over that wad of money my wimpy brother was so easily snookered out of… Far as I'm concerned, that church collection money is all MINE now! …UNLESS, that is, you two little cunts want to find your bare asses in my SPECIAL solitary confinement - for me an' ALL my cop buddies - for some of our SPECIAL fun, hummm?" He leered, his eyes dropping down between my legs to stare pointedly at my raw, throbbing clitty, which still poked straight out from between my pussy lips… Thanks to SusiQ's unique costume design which squeezed me there and made it as hard as a popsicle stick all the time now!
"Well Dick…" I began, looking submissive and cowed before the big man, as I idly began pulling on my stiffy wet erection like a little boy would stroke his pointy penis, "I'd HOPED we could have this little talk like friends… But I guess what SusiQ told us was right, huh?… You're just a MEAN 'ol bastard of a cop, ain't ya?"
Dick looked quite proud of himself… until I continued.
"Maybe you just didn't happen to notice we made some movies of your little performance?"
"Er… DICK!" James was sweating profusely now, trying to tug his bother's sleeve.
"SHUT-UP you hypocritical, pompous, sniveling little shit!" He yelled before wheeling back to face me. "I don't believe you!" He said, thrusting his stubbled chin out defiantly.
"Well, ASK your brother, then. He KNOWS we were making videos of EVERY-thing."
"WHA..? You LET them set up a CAMERA?" Dick screamed at his cowering brother.
"They SAID they were only taking pictures of their dance costumes… It SEEMED to be harmless enough." James whimpered before he was abruptly cut off.
"AND YOU LET THEM?" Dick fumed, sounding incredulous.
"Aaaa-nd if YOU re-call…" I added demurely, all the while fingering my clitty to new heightened sensitivity, "When you came in, you poleaxed your very OWN adopted daughter up her ass, and THEN you fucked her again in her most private VIR-GIN place… NEXT, you came after ME… and you fucked ME more than SEVERAL times EVERY-where! I don't think any Judge or Newspaperman is gonna believe YOUR story when they see THOSE full-color action vids on their computer and TV screens!"
Dickwad's face went ashen white a long time before red slowly flooded back up from his neck while he speechlessly watched me stroke and finger myself deliberately. "What do you WANT?" He finally managed to croak.
"Six hundred bucks to START with…"
Dick jerked out his wallet and flung six brand new one hundred dollar bills at my chest. They stuck there against me, stuck on his own splattered cum.
"AND from now on, whenever your daughter LETS you make love to her - IF she lets you, that is - YOU have to pay HER two hundred dollars as well!"
"WHA???"
"That's right! AND don't think of getting any ideas about looking for the movies to steal them… 'cause they're NOT in my house or anybody else's… They're already on the Internet by now… with instructions to show EVERYTHING to EVERYBODY if ANYTHING happens to ANY of us!" I said smugly, turning my backside to them as I made for the door.
"But if you want more of THIS," I added, bending far over, spreading my ass and my wet open crack with my hands for them to see, "Well, you can just make an appointment with your daughter, and we MIGHT come on over IF we've heard you're behaving yourself!"
And with that, I split, slamming James's door behind my bare behind!
"Wow!" SusiQ whistled low under her breath. "You guys fixed up EVERY-thing for me!"
"AND," Lauri said with a big grin, "We had FUN doin' it too!"
"AND made LOTS of MONEY!" I added gleefully, peeling off two one hundred cum-smeared bills for each of them from my sticky bare chest. Next I divided up the cash we got earlier from James.
We peddled home to my house and got in through the back with only one hitch, but that turned out okay anyway. Aunt Sarah was still up-it was only 8:00pm after all-and she caught us tip-toeing up the stairs.
"What HAPPENED to YOU children?" She exclaimed with distress when she saw our cum-streaked faces and hair.
I had to think quickly for that one, since Lauri and Susi were dumbstruck! "Some boys threw egg-whites at us when we were riding past them in the woods on our bikes!" I lied. Good ol' Aunt Sarah! She bought it, of course.
"Oh MY! That's horrible! What a MESS! Now you three get undressed and I'll fix a nice hot tub for a bath… Don't argue with ME, young lady! We can't have you going around looking like THAT!"
So we did as we were told, and soon all three of us were in a nice steamy hot bubble bath. Aunt Sarah even tossed in some rubber duckies to play with before she left us alone to ourselves.
"Whew!" Lauri laughed. "Quick thinkin', Amy!" "Yeah!" Susi agreed. "I'd-a never thought of THAT one!"
We were pretty exhausted after the hot bath. We climbed beneath the freshly cleaned sheet on my bed and fell fast asleep, hugging Susi between us.
I was dreaming… I was back at Mr. Nobel's house and he was snug against my bare backside, his huge cock deep up inside my ass… Dickwad was there too, fingering my stiff slippery clitty… I was horny of course, and my hips ground back against James' dick as I arched my hips to push Dick's finger in my cunt. I felt it coming on then… The wonderful feeling of another shuddering climax… I let myself go… and GO!... and there came the aching warmth of release… and I awoke. The men weren't there.
Lauri was snuggled tightly behind me-she held my elephant-Dumbo's nose was shoved deeply up my butt. Susi's hand and face were buried between my legs where she was stroking my sopping wet clitty while lapping at the juices that flowed from my cunt. My bedsheet was sopping wet with cumjuice that had leaked out from each of us overnight.
"Good morning!" Lauri cried brightly when my eyes fluttered open. "We thought we'd wake you up special… I think the smell of all this cum inside us made us both super-horny!" She giggled naughtily.
Susi's face looked up at me over my mound, her wet wide smile stretched across her dark-skinned face. "Did you dream of them too?" She asked me.
"Hummm…" I murmured, still half-in the dream and almost reluctant to leave it, "Yeah. I always dream of my last fuck when I'm sleeping." I grinned back at her.
"Me TOO!" They both giggled along with me.
It was Sunday morning with nowhere we had to be, so Lauri and I made love to Susi, then we both made love to Lauri, and we played with each other and laughed and told stories for another couple of hours at least. What a great way to wake up among friends!
Later we were sitting around the breakfast table after fixing Fruit Loops with bananas and my favorite-strawberries smothered with whipped cream.
I think we were training SusiQ pretty well… Lauri wore my pink shortie lace nightie top and I had on a favorite red tight t-shirt that didn't even reach down as far as my belly button. Susi was finally dressing like we do-wearing only a mini brown Teddy Bear t-shirt with no panties on at all-just like us-for casually bumin' around the house. We were happily chatting about what we could do with the rest of our school-free Sunday.
"Too bad Jess isn't here. I really wanted him to meet you!" I told SusiQ.
"You mean, 'FUCK' her!" Lauri interrupted laughing hysterically.
"THAT too!" I agreed.
"You wouldn't BELIEVE the movies Jess has on his computer!" Lauri grinned around a mouth dripping milk and a half-chewed strawberry. "He got movies WAY better than the one James was looking at when we watched him through his back window! An' MOST of 'em, we're IN! Y'know, I'll bet he's at my house right now, spending the night over with Mikee." She added with a wink in my direction.
"We can go over there later and check it out." I suggested, knowing what the perky little cock-lover was already thinking!
"Yeah!" Lauri agreed enthusiastically. "Then you can meet MY big brothers, and our Cousin Bubba as well!"
"You mean, 'FUCK 'em!" I interrupted which made them both laugh all over again. "But don't-cha think Bubba is a bit too MUCH for SusiQ?" I secretly made a scary face at Lauri, not wishing to offend our little black friend beauty by saying out loud that she was STILL only six after all, and MUCH smaller than we were-down there where it counts for Bubba, that is!
"Well…" And Lauri musta seen the same picture in her mind that I had-the one of Bubba's donkey-sized cock, and THAT'S when it was still all soft and resting! "Maybe she's NOT ready for HIM just yet… But Mikee'd be okay, and Richard's 'bout the size of those two we had last night!"
SusiQ finished eating and immediately wanted to hand-wash our costumes in the kitchen sink. To her delight, they didn't need any repairs-she was able to re-fasten some of the straps and snaps and they were back to being as good as new! Talk turned to what we were going to do with all the money we'd made-and could make a lot more of-real soon too, if Susi's plan for advertising our talents an' services worked out…
"I'm goin' help my Mama." Susi affirmed. "I'm goin' help her buy her sewing shop so's she don' hafta dance all night away from home like she do now."
"Yeah," Lauri agreed. "I'm gonna help my Mama too by saving up to pay for my own college like Richard worked to pay for his school too. Mom always said I'd hafta be a working girl if I ever wanted to get my ed-u-ka-shion!"
"Well, I'm gonna put my money in our Internet movie business!" I told them. "Jess is setting up our very own company with an important man from France who wants to help us make more movies and LOTS of money! We're saving up getting into 'Big-Time Production' he says."
We were daydreaming like that and talking about getting rich, when Lauri started makin' jokes about the fruit on the table. There was a big 'ol bunch of bananas that Aunt Sarah musta just bought-nice yellow long ones, and a pile of ripe cherries in a bowl. Lauri wanted to know why boys always said when they fucked a girl for the very first time they called it, "bustin' her cherry."
"I don' know," I admitted. "Maybe they think a little girl's pussy LOOKS like one of these before it's split open where the pit is."
"Yeah!" SusiQ agreed. "It DOES kinda look like that. And when you bite into it," She went on, pausing to show us, "It's all juicy red, like when you first bleed inside a little."
"But then," Lauri wondered, "Why don't girls have names for guy's things? Like, we could say we're bustin' a banana if we wanted to!"
That cracked us up and we giggled in delight just at the thought of it, but then I thought I'd show Lauri what I'd learned about muscle-control just the night before. "I think I learned how to do the 'snapper-pussy'!" I loudly announced.
"What's THAT!" Susi exclaimed with a look of shock on her small brown face. Lauri just broke out in gales of bent-over laughter. She'd been poppin' cherries up her little butt hole, but now when she laughed, most of 'em came flyin' right back out like ping-pong balls shot from a pump gun!
"Okay, watch me an' I'll show ya!" I said, reaching for the thickest banana in the bunch.
After I peeled away the bright yellow skin, I hooked my knees over the dining chair's armrests and slid my ass up to the edge of the seat. With my puss stretched apart like that, I fit the tip of the banana between my lips and gently guided it within. I wiggled my hips a bit, and kept a firm pressure on the banana until I had the whole thing pushed all the way up inside my cunt-only a small piece of it showed beneath my puffy pink clitty nub. My two friends watched the whole thing with wide-eyed, rapt attention.
Next I sat up, poured out another bowl of cereal and added milk as casually as you please. Susi was beginning to look totally baffled! With that done, I carefully stood on the chair and stepped up on the table. I set my feet on either side of my bowl, squatted down till my butt was almost sitting in the milk, and shoved… Sure enough, the banana began slowly sliding back out, and that's when I clamped down hard!
It kinda feels like when you're taking a long poop and you want to cut it off-I know that sounds gross-but what happened was the banana got its tip squeezed off, and it fell with a "plop!" right on top of my cereal just like when it's sliced! I kept doing that, cuttin' off an inch at a time until the whole thing was mashed unto a mushy, clumpy mess in my bowl… Then I hopped off the table and dug in with my spoon!
Lauri was practically rollin' on the floor and squealing with fits of laughter. I think SusiQ forgot how to close her mouth. Her eyes showed white donuts around their blackest round centers!
"I din' know you could do THAT!" She gaped in amazement. "Do ya think I CAN?" She asked.
"Don't see why not!" I replied. "But since you're still kinda small down there-no offense-maybe Lauri and I can help you get it started."
So that's what we were doing… Me an' Lauri had Susi spread out on her back over the top of the kitchen table while her legs were flung wide apart… I was working a middle-sized banana up her butt while Lauri pushed a smaller one into her gaping, newly-fucked cunt. We had 'em both most of the way up there, too when…
We were suddenly startled by a knock on the kitchen sliding glass door! Standing there in my backyard was a man in a brown uniform of some kind, holding a flat package in his hands. I walked over real casual-like, and pulled the door part-way open.
He was kinda young, but still a grownup-real cute, I thought-black-skinned with close-cropped hair and deep, chocolate brown eyes. I could see those no problemo-right now they were about as wide open as the plates holding sliced toast & raspberry jam on our table! He was dressed in matching brown boxer shorts and a short-sleeved shirt. On his chest was a patch that read, "UPS."
"Uh… Is your mommy home little girl?"
"Nah… My Aunt Sarah takes care of us, but she went off to Church." I replied, hanging on the door handle and looking him up and down real slow and deliberate-like.
"Well then, ah… Is your Daddy home?" He asked, nervously glancing down below the hem of my shortie red tank-top t-shirt-the tight one that shows off my puffy nipples real nicely, just where the shoulder straps begin. Oops-sie! Humm… I guess all three of us WERE giving him quite a free show!
"Nope. My daddy's dead." I said back as a matter-of-fact.
"Oh. I see… I'm sorry." He stammered. He seemed at a loss for words then, not knowing what to say, but not in any hurry to go away either. His big brown eyes spent more and more time dropping away from mine and darting down to stare at my naked pussy.
"Would you LIKE to come in? It's okay." I invited. "Which package is for me?" I added sweetly.
"Huh?" He stammered, looking suddenly all confused and lost. I thought he looked REAL cute when he was nervous like that.
"Which package is for ME?" I repeated pointedly. Still no clue. Stepping closer, I innocently brushed my elbow against the swelling bulge in his shorts while pretending to read the label on the package he tremblingly held out like an offering.
He half-bent over in embarrassment from my touch. His face turned quite pale. Lauri and Susi had been all grins sitting at the breakfast table while silently watching us, but now they couldn't hold back their outburst of laughter anymore. Lauri had both her feet up on the chair as she directly faced him, plainly showing off her freckled pink puss between her openly spread thighs. SusiQ also had one foot up on a chair rung and she lazily swung her knee open and closed, purposely exposing herself-and the twin tips of those now forgotten ripe bananas to the stranger's bald-faced gaze.
The UPS boy's face went from pale to flushed pink. His stiffness grew visibly larger, much to our obvious delight. He couldn't help but notice our eyes were intently riveted between HIS legs now, just as he'd been staring at us!
"I… I'd better come… Ah… BE back LATER!" He finally managed to blurt out.
"Why come LATER when you can cum NOW?" I asked coyly, reaching out to lightly rest my hand over the swollen lump at the end of his massive erection. He didn't jerk away this time, so I gently squeezed him down there while pulling his arm to draw him through the door and lead him over to the kitchen table with us.
"Bu.. but… you're ONLY minors!" He stammered helplessly. "I could get in a LOT of trouble with the company… HELL, an' wit t'LAW TOO fo' bein' in hea wid two lil' white kids! An… An even HER!" He gulped, pointing in the direction of Susi.
"Bob?" Lauri cooed, "That's your name, right? I mean, that's what your patch reads…"
"Uh-huh." He nodded and gulped dryly, as he felt Lauri's slim arm snake up the inside of his shorts.
"Well, Bub… Err, BOB… You CAN'T get into trouble if WE don't TELL! Now, can you?" And Lauri's hand groped underneath where mine was on the outside, and she shrieked in sudden delight, "YEAH! WOW! Bob's not wearin' NO underpants just like us Amy!"
Well, after that discovery, it didn't take long before we had young Bob on his back on the table just where SusiQ had been only moments before! Lauri went right for his belt buckle with her free hand while I tugged down the zipper. Susi hopped off her chair and quickly unfastened all his shirt buttons. We had Bob's shorts hauled down below his knees which hung limply over the edge of the table. Lauri and Susi were both admiring his fully erect flag pole while I climbed back up on the table to straddle his bare chest, facing my two friends so I could watch all the action! All Bob could see now was the ceiling and my bare white spread ass just below his chin-my puckered up little butt hole winkin' open and closed in his face-but he could surely FEEL our six little hands strokin' up and down the length of his beautiful long pole… It kept growin' longer and longer for us as we watched-all while we coaxed and pulled up on his swelling dark mushroom cap!
Lauri bent right to it… licking all over its tip until she had it all spit-covered and slippery as an e-lectric eel. Susi started down low between his legs, kneading and squeezing his plum-sized purple balls, making 'em go "pop" between her lips as they got sucked between her straight white teeth-in and out they'd go in that little girl's wide suction mouth.
I wiggled my butt cheeks back until I was sitting over Bob's face and his nose was mashed tightly against my asshole. It made me feel totally sexy when his huffing breath whistled up into me whenever my tiny anis twitched open. I arched my hips back, sliding my cunt over his dry lips till I got my clitty there where I could start grinding… His tongue came out to meet my swelling hard clit, and I musta flooded his mouth with my hot pent-up pussy juice!
About that time Lauri was really whipping her fist over Bob's foreskin while her little pink tongue kept poking itself into the tiny split crack of his peehole. I was swiveling my hips in hard jerks to grind my clitty down over Bob's hot-breathed gasping mouth while I watched SusiQ play with his heart-throbbing, tightening nuts. She had one of 'em fully inside her mouth-not just kissing it, or holding it between her bared teeth, but WAY in there! His nutsack was stretched like rubber and she was poking and prodding the other one with her fingers to get it in there with its twin… Her mouth was so full I thought for sure she'd start gagging!
Well, when she finally DID get that last squishy dark globe shoved past her teeth, that's exactly what started happening!
SusiQ suddenly tried retching up the balls in her throat but all she could do was jerk with dry heaves… That was too much for poor Bob-his hips arched as his teeth clamped over my stiffened slick clitty. He woulda groaned, but the sound was muffled somewhere deep between my wet thighs. Things happened real fast at this point.
Lauri felt the tightening in her fist and musta backed away just in time to watch his geyser spout. Bob's magnificent cock went off like a double-barreled shotgun! Maybe it was because Susi had put so much pressure on his aching nuts, but it seemed like just one nut popped off with a rocketing stream of jism that arched high above us at first. But before that sticky streamer even fell back down all over us, the other nut let its load blow and a second white streak of hot goo blasted off to meet the first one.
Before both Lauri and SusiQ could cry out, "OH!" in perfect unison, another mighty squirt was followed immediately after by another… "AH!" all three of us marveled in awe! It was like watching a crazy battle between rival Fourth of July spectaculars, each trying their best to outdo the other in a display of dynamite nighttime pyrotechnics!
The first two thick, gloppy, cream streamers had criss-crossed over the lamp hanging from the ceiling above our table. Most of it rained back down over our upturned faces "Splat!" before Susi and Lauri practically banged their heads together in a rush to cap off that delicious pumping gusher.
But of course by then, Bob in all his jerking throes of ecstasy had his face buried tightly between my dripping crack. I had his probing tongue deep inside my pussy, and when I finally came, well, that poor tongue of his musta felt just like the banana I'd mashed into chunks for my breakfast cereal! "GuuuAAAh!" I think I heard him try saying… But I was busy sharing his strong spouting prick with my two best friends by then-first one got a shot, and then the next-we musta looked like three baby birds with our beaks wide open for whatever worm plopped down our open pink hatches!
We were happily sharing our thirdsies, or forthsies when that unmistakably familiar high-screeching cry came to my ears! "HEL-LOOOoooo! I'm HOOOOooooM!" Dammit! Aunt Sarah was back from Church!
Ol' Bob didn't need to be told what's what! He was up like a coiled passenger car seat spring-one hand hauling up on his belt while the other flung open the back sliding glass door. His pecker bobbed up an' down unbent-still spoutin' spurts and jets of cum as he bolted-a trail of thick creamy juice streaked from the floor tiles across the glass door. The last we saw of good 'ol Bob was his flexin' muscled black ass cheeks between his belt and shirt-tails, and two wide scared eye-whites lookin' back at us over his shoulder as he ran away across my back lawn.
Jesus! I had to think FAST!
I snatched up the whipped cream can from the breakfast table and shot a streaked "Z" over the table-then while Lauri and Susi gaped like twin does-in-headlights, "SPLAT!" right into their open mouths and blank lookin' faces! I only had time enough to turn the nozzle on myself before things all went white and I hastily dropped the can. Then I started laughing aloud hysterically!
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!" she shrieked!
I wiped two holes in the thick whipped cream covering my eyelids before opening them to face the worst… I mean, I was READY for the worst that could happen now, but I figured I'd better make the best of it if I could!
"We were having a whipped cream fight, Aunt Sarah… I guess it got a little outta hand, but we were having SO MUCH fun, weren't we Lauri… Susi?"
"A… a WHIPPED WHAT?!"
"Y'know! Wrestling to get the can and squirt it into each other's mouth… but sometimes we missed… an… and sometimes it was just TOO funny… an…" I giggled nervously as if to validate my point.
"But, my LORD!" Aunt Sara exclaimed, trying desperately to collecting her wits. She turned away from staring at our gooey, white-streaked faces and bodies to survey the messy scene all around her. "I mean… you even got it all over the CHANDELIER!"
Oops! Our jaws musta looked like they'd suddenly become unhinged.
"But this doesn't LOOK like whipped cream!" She marveled, approaching the table for a closer inspection. The remnants of Bob's drippy white cum slime hung like thick, dewy spider webs from the overhead light fixture.
Our mouths formed perfect "O"s as we held our collective breath.
Reaching out, Aunt Sarah caught a loop of glistening glop on her finger tip. Before I could intervene, she stuck out her sharp tongue and tasted it!
Suddenly, SusiQ hic-upped, and a perfectly beautiful rainbow cum bubble popped from between her open lips!
"Oh my!" Exclaimed Aunt Sarah, distracted enough by her own discovery that she hadn't noticed the bubble of clear evidence hanging in mid-air between us. "This doesn't even TASTE like whipped cream!"
Susi was wide-eyed and paralyzed as her gaze followed the languid flight of her dancing bubble. Lauri made a leap for it first but it wafted just above her reach - I leaped up like a super-slow motion Michael Jordan caught in mid-flight, and popped its shimmering loveliness with the tip of my fingernail. Just in time too! Aunt Sarah turned on us and must have been shocked to see two messy little white girls captured as if in a photograph leaping in mid-air -are-assed naked from our waist down - while a smaller black one stood trembling between us, looking on as if transfixed!
"Are you SURE this STUFF is whipped cream?" Aunt Sarah said skeptically.
"I don't know what's wrong with it," I blurted in a rush. "I think the can is running outta gas - it seems a little flat - maybe it's going a bit sour too, y'know? I think we need to buy some more, Aunt Sarah." I smiled crookedly as I rattled on and on, trying to cover up the best I could.
"Hummm…" She seemed to think about that for a long time before finally turning back to wipe her finger across another thick blob of whipped cream cum smack-dab in the middle of the table, right there where Bob's hugemongous balls had been milked empty only moments before!
I snatched up the UPS envelope she hadn't noticed yet and jerked my head to get the girls to follow. We bolted out the door behind her back, headed for the stairs going up to my room, when I heard Aunt Sarah saying in a puzzled dialogue to as if to herself, "Now WHERE do I remember THIS taste from?"
We slammed my door and leaned against it, huffing and breathing heavily before any one of us dared to say a word! It was Lauri as usual who had the first say.
"JEEZ! I can't BELIEVE you DID THAT! - and GOT AWAY WITH IT TOO!" She cried, the gasping breath beginning to give way to a fit of choking laughter.
"Is your Aunt REALLY that DUMB?" SusiQ wanted to know.
"Well," I choked back my own fits of giggling, "We're a family of blonds, and Jess says Aunt Sarah is the original reason Blond Jokes got started!"
I thought Susi's face would break with her howling shrieks of glee when she heard that-when Lauri caught her breath enough to add another comment she said, "She couldn't even REMEMBER when she'd tasted CUM before!"
"Yeah, but she MIGHT remember someday… so we'd better be more careful. It's just lucky for us she can't SEE so well!" I replied. "Anyway, its time we get over to Lauri's house so I can deliver this envelope to Jessie. It looks pretty important!"
"Must BE, for a delivery man to come on a Sunday!" SusiQ noted.
"Yeah!" Lauri quickly added, a huge grin spread across her freckled face, "He CAME alright - again and again, and AGAIN!"
THAT girl is SOMETHIN' ELSE!
We practically RAN through the shower, tops on an' all, just so we'd get rinsed off. We quickly pulled some shortie skirts on, wearing the same tops even though they were still wet. I figured we'd better skedaddle outta there before Aunt Sarah remembered the taste of something from her distant past!
(Continued in Chapter 21)
Note: These stories are derived from my preteen sister's online diary-submitted by Kamkat. Be sure to look for "The CAS Experiment" also on Dragon's fantastic website, Perverts_R_Us. Comments to: catsNO-SPAMclaw@hush.ai. (Remove NO-SPAM).