Perverts 'R' Us

Little Dick and Jane

By MonkeySpank ( M/g, cuck )

This story is not a fairy tale. It is not about some little boy and a girl. There is no dog named Spot, either. It is about a guy named Dick and his wife Jane.

My name is Jeff and I am 18 years old. I still live with my parents and I work at the apartment complex that we live in. My dad got me the job. It's pretty neat because I get to fix all kinds of things and I make enough money to buy the clothes I want and things like that.

I love it mostly because I get to meet different kinds of people. Sure there are the grouchy ones and the old ones, but mostly the people are really nice and they all seem to like me. The job even makes it possible for me to meet some girls.

I guess that I am a typical guy for my age. I mean, I am always horny and my dick gets hard at the drop of a hat. Speaking of which, my cock is not typical. I love my cock. It is rather large and measures 8 inches and it's pretty thick. I know that when I go to the swimming pool in my Speedo bathing suit, almost everyone notices the bulge.

Anyway, let me get to this story. It started one day when I got a work order to go to apartment #3206 to fix a leaking toilet.

The guy answered the door and let me in. He shook my hand and said that his name was Dick. He wasn't much older than me. I found out later that he was 19. He was pretty small. I mean, he probably was only about five feet tall, slender and really good-looking.

He told me that his wife was in the bathroom right now and that she would be out in a minute. We stood there talking and he asked me how old I was and all about my job. He told me that he and his wife, Jane, had gotten married two months ago and that he worked nights at the local hospital.

About this time his wife came out of the bathroom. Oh my, I was taken. She looked real young and, in fact, looked to be about 13 years old. I found out later that she was 17 years old.

Anyway, when she came out of the bathroom, she had obviously just gotten out of the shower. She had on what looked like a long t-shirt and nothing else. I could say this because I could see her nipples and small titties through the somewhat thin material.

She smiled at me and said, "You must be the maintenance guy, huh?"

I said, "Yes, my name is Jeff."

She kind of took over and said, "Come with me and I will show you the problem."

I followed her into the bathroom. She pointed down under the toilet tank and said, "There is a small leak down there somewhere and it is getting the floor wet."

I lay down on the floor to see if I could see the problem. It was coming from the connection where the water pipe connected to the tank.

I looked up to tell her and she was standing right over me. I was looking right up her t-shirt and could see her pussy. Oh shit, I almost choked. I stuttered and said, "I think I found the problem."

She stood right there. Evidently she either wanted me to see her pussy, or she was oblivious to the fact that I could see it. I didn't know which. All I knew for sure was that she had a beautiful pussy. It looked puffy and there was only a smattering of blond hair on her mound.

I got out, finally, and stood up. I said, "I need to go get some parts and then I can fix it."

She smiled real big and said, "Oh that would be great, Jeff. Thank you so much."

I left and got the tools and parts I needed and when I got back to their apartment, Jane let me in. Dick was sitting on the couch watching TV. Jane went with me into the bathroom again and she was still wearing that t-shirt.

I took my time fiddling with the new parts and my tools. Jane was talking up a storm while I was doing this.

She asked me all kinds of questions about how old I was, if I had a girlfriend and what I did to entertain myself. She told me that Dick worked nights and she was alone at night by herself and didn't like it.

I finally got down on the floor to start taking the pipe apart. Again she stood right over me and again I had a perfect view of her pussy. Oh shit, my cock started getting hard in my pants.

I finally got the pipe off and was putting the new connection on when she squatted down to watch me. In doing so, her legs were pretty open and I had even a better view of her beautiful pussy. She was also only inches away from my crotch and my cock was now hard and bulging out real well.

I was actually taking more time than necessary, of course. I looked at her pussy and then her face. She was smiling and again I wasn't sure if she was doing this on purpose. I just had to find out.

I was actually ready to say something about her pussy when I noticed that she saw my hard cock. Her eyes got real big and she looked up at me. She lowered her voice and said, "Oh my Jeff, it looks like you are excited?"

I smiled at her and said, "I am sorry, Jane. I can't help it. I mean I see you…ah…and it made me get hard."

She looked down at herself and then covered herself up. She got this real embarrassed look on her face and said, "Oh Jeff, I am so sorry. I guess I wasn't thinking."

I said, "It's OK and I am sorry for …you know….getting excited."

She smiled real big at me and said, "Hey, it was my fault and you don't need to apologize." She looked back down at my bulging hard cock.

She then leaned in closer to me and said, "Is it really that big, Jeff?"

I smiled and nodded.

She said, "Wow, I didn't know that a man's penis could be that big. Dick's is really small."

I said, "Really?"

She nodded and said, "Yeah…." She was still staring at my hard cock.

I finished the job and cleaned up the small mess. Before we went back into the living room, she said, "Ah Jeff, Dick doesn't have any friends and all he does is work and sit in front of that TV…ah….do you think you could, you know…get him to do something with you once in a while?"

Damn, she is cute. I smiled and said, "Well sure, I don't have any friends either and I would be glad to do things with him. What does he like to do?"

She shrugged and said, "I don't know. We have only been married two months."

I smiled real big and said, "Oh, I'll bet I know one thing he likes to do."

She got what I meant and said, "Oh yeah he does that a lot, but (she lowered her voice) he is not very good at it. I mean …well…he does it really quick."

I whispered to her, "Oh, he cums real quick?"

She nodded and said, "Yeah, real quick."

I said, "Well, it sounds like he needs to learn how to hold back and make it last a long time."

She looked real shy and said, "How long should it last, Jeff?"

I smiled and said, "Oh, I don't think there is a definite time, but I would say at least 15 minutes or maybe even 30 minutes, at least."

Her eyes got real big. She said, "Wow, really? You can go that long?"

I smiled and said, "Well, yes and I have even gone longer too."

She just said, "Wow!"

We walked out to the living room. I told them that if they had any other problems to call my apartment. I gave them the number and left.

Two days went by and I couldn't get the picture of Jane's pussy out of my mind. I really wanted to get to know them better, but couldn't figure out a way to do it. But, I didn't have to.

I got a call one afternoon from Jane. She said, "Is it possible for you to come to our apartment, Jeff? We want to talk to you."

I said, "Sure, I will be right there."

Jane let me in and Dick was sitting on the couch. I sat down next to him. She said, "Would you like a soda?"

I said, "Sure that sounds great."

She got us all a soda and she sat down next to me. Man, she looked so cute. She was wearing short shorts and a little halter top.

Dick looked at me and smiled with a shy look. He finally spoke and said, "Look Jeff, Jane told me that you…ah…you know how to ….you know…make it last longer? I was wondering if you could teach me."

Holy shit! I looked at Jane and she was smiling. I looked back at Dick and he looked embarrassed.

I stuttered and finally said, "Well sure, I guess. I mean it's something that you have to learn, I guess. But I am not sure how to …you know...teach you."

Dick said, "Well, all I can tell you is that when I put my cock in her pussy, it feels so good that I cum right away. I mean, I can't seem to stop it."

I looked at both of them and figured that hey, they are serious. I said, "Well, it sounds like Jane's pussy is very tight and that makes you cum real fast?"

He nodded and said, "Oh yes it is and it just makes me cum right away."

I said, "So have you tried using some lubricant?"

They both looked at each other and Jane said, "No, will that help?"

I said, "Well sure. It will make your pussy more slippery and it may make him last longer."

Dick spoke up and said, "Yeah that makes sense. Do we have anything?"

Jane said, "No, not that I know of."

I said, "Well, I have some stuff that I use when I...masturbate and it is real slippery. You could try that."

Jane smiled real big and said, "Really? We can use it?"

I said, "Sure. I will go get it if you want me to?"

They both nodded so I got up and went to my apartment. I had a tube of KY jelly. I slipped it in my pocket and went back to their apartment.

I pulled it out and handed it to Dick. I said, "Just smear some of this on your cock and hopefully it will help."

He looked at it and so did Jane. She looked at me and said, "Oh Jeff, I don't know how to thank you."

We sat there talking for a while. At one point Dick looked at me and said, "Ah…Jane tells me that you have a big one."

I looked at her and she was smiling real big. I said, "Well I guess it's pretty big."

He just said, "Well mine is real small, I guess."

Jane spoke up and said, "Yeah it's pretty small all right. It's about this big." She held out her fingers and indicated that his cock was about four inches.

I looked back at Dick and he looked embarrassed. I said, "Hey, it's not the size."

Jane said, "Tell him how big yours is, Jeff."

I looked at Dick and didn't quite know whether I should say anything or not.

He spoke up and said, "How big is yours, Jeff?"

I smiled and said, "Well it's about eight inches, I guess."

His eyes got real big. He said, "Holy shit, that's huge!"

He looked down at the tube of KY and said, "So I just smear this on my dick and it will work?"

I said, "Well, it will make your cock a lot slippery and that way you won't be stimulated as much and maybe it will make you last longer."

Jane spoke up and said, "Yeah maybe it will work, Dick, and just maybe you will last long enough to make me pregnant."

I smiled at her and said, "So, you want to get pregnant?"

She nodded and said, "Oh yes, we have been trying, but nothing so far."

I said, "Well have you tried different positions?"

She looked at Dick and he looked at me. He said, "Ah…just regular I guess."

I said, "Well you might want to try some different positions. I mean, if you are small like Jane says, just maybe your cum isn't getting back to where it needs to go."

Jane said, "Yeah I'll bet that is what the problem is, Dick." She looked at me then and said, "So, what are these other positions Jeff?"

I said, "Well it's hard to describe, but …. You know, having you on top, or doing it doggy style. There are a lot of positions that might work."

It was dead quiet for a long minute. Dick finally looked at Jane and then me and said, "Ah Jeff, we don't know any of those or how to do them. Do you think you could show us?"

I looked at Jane. She had a real serious look on her face and nodded.

I said, "Do you mean you want me to actually show you?"

Dick said, "Yeah if you would. I mean if it's OK with you, Jane?"

Jane looked at me. She said, "Hey, I will try anything."

I said, "Ok, I assume you want me to watch you and then show you some different positions to do?"

Dick nodded.

Jane nodded.

I said, "Well sure, I guess, I could do that."

Jane smiled real big and said, "Now?"

I looked at Dick and said, "Sure, I guess so. Are you ready?"

He smiled and said, "I am always ready; it's just that I am not ready for long."

We all laughed.

Jane reached over and took Dick's hand and said, "Let us go into the bedroom."

We all walked in their bedroom. Dick looked real nervous, but actually Jane didn't. She started taking off her shorts and halter top. Dick and I just watched.

Oh man, she had the body of what I imagined a 13-year-old girl would have. I mean, she had real small titties with pink nipples, a flat belly and the prettiest pussy that I had ever seen.

I looked at Dick. He was smiling. I said, "Damn Dick, your wife is beautiful."

He smiled and said, "Yeah, I know."

She climbed on the bed and said, "What are you waiting for, Dick?"

He slowly got undressed. Wow, his cock was hard and boy was Jane right. It was about 4 inches long and not real fat either. He got on the bed and laid down beside her, his little cock sticking straight up in the air.

She looked at me and said, "Now what?"

I smiled and said, "Well, why don't you guys kiss and get in the mood for a minute."

Dick rolled over and started kissing her. Wow, her pussy was pretty.

I got on the bed next to them. I wanted so much to touch her, but was afraid that might be going too far. When they broke, I smiled and looked at her body. Wow. My cock was hard.

I said, "OK, how about you try this first." I helped Jane roll over on her side and kept her bottom leg straight and lifted her top leg real high. I said, "Now, you get in here, Dick, and put you cock in her. It will go deeper this way."

He got the idea and straddled her lower leg and pushed his little cock into her pussy.

I said, "Yeah that's it. Now, fuck her."

He started going in and out. Jane moaned a little and said, "Oh yeah, that's a lot better, honey."

But, Dick started grunting and shot his load immediately.

He rolled over and lay down. I looked at Jane's pussy and there was a small gob of cum oozing out.

I said, "Oh shit, guys. I forgot to have you put the KY jelly on."

Dick said, "Oh yeah. I forgot too."

Jane just looked at me and said, "See what I mean?"

I looked down at her pussy again. I said, "Do you mind if I push his cum up in there?"

I looked at both of them. Jane looked at Dick and said, "Is it OK, honey?"

He nodded.

I took my finger and got the big gob of cum and slowly pushed it up inside her pussy. Oh man, she had a real tight pussy. I pushed it up in there as far as I could. I said "I think that might be your problem, too. The cum isn't getting far enough up inside of you to make you pregnant."

Jane actually moaned a little and then said, "Y…yeah it needs to be up in there further Dick."

Dick looked at me for a moment and then said, "Ah…I'll bet your cock is long enough, huh, Jeff?"

I laughed and said, "Well…."

Jane said, "Hey, what if when Dick cums in me, then you push it up in there with your cock?" She looked at me and then at Dick.

I was watching Dick's reaction to this. He looked at her for a minute and then me. He said, "Well I guess…he would just be …you know helping."

Oh man, I was so hot and my cock was throbbing so hard. I said, "Now look guys, I don't want to cause you any trouble and I mean that. I will do what you want, but I sure wouldn't want to make any trouble for you."

Jane looked at Dick and said, "Would that be OK, honey? He would just push your cum up in there and then take his cock out."

Oh shit, that is not what I had in mind.

He looked at me and said, "Well sure, I guess it would be OK."

Jane smiled real big and said, "OK then, let us do it."

I said, "Now?"

She said, "Sure. I mean, he just cum in me."

I looked at Dick. He smiled and said, "Yeah go ahead."

Believe me, I was ready. I stood up and took my clothes off. When my hard cock popped out of my underwear, both of their eyes got real big.

Dick was the first to speak. He said, "Oh my God, honey, there is no way that thing will go in your pussy."

Jane looked flushed. She said, "Yeah, I know. It looks way too big."

I said, "Listen if you don't want me to do it, I won't. But your pussy will stretch and some of my cock will go in and push his cum further in."

They were both still just staring at my hard cock. I moved up on the bed to let them have a closer look.

I was absolutely shocked when Dick reached out and took hold of my cock. He said, "Oh my goodness, Jeff, it is beautiful and I have never seen one so big."

Jane sat up too. She said, "It is pretty, Jeff."

I was so hot right then, and for some reason I said, "Now, the other good thing is that my cock will stretch your pussy a little bit, and that will make it so it's not so tight on Dick's cock. That will also make him last longer."

She looked at Dick and said, "Yeah honey that makes sense doesn't it?"

He nodded, still holding on to my cock. He looked up at me and said, "Yeah Jeff, put your cock in her pussy and push my cum inside of her."

I looked at Jane. She was smiling and nodding.

I moved in closer and spread Jane's legs. Wow, her pussy looked so small. Dick actually guided my cock to Jane's pussy and stared rubbing the head in her juicy slit. When I felt the tip of my cock lodge in her pussy hole, I said, "Yeah right there, Dick."

He let go of my cock and I started slowly pushing. Wow, she was tight. I could feel her pussy stretching over the head of my cock and it was a wonderful feeling.

Just as the head popped in she said, "Whoa…oh it's too big, Jeff."

It was too late, my cock was in and I sure wasn't taking it out now. I held real still and said, "It's ok Jane. I will be still and let you get used to it."

Dick had his head down real close, watching my cock go in his little wife's pussy. He looked up at me and said, "Wow, Jeff, that looks awesome."

I slowly pushed on in. It was so tight that I wasn't sure she was going to make it. Her eyes were real big and I could tell that she was holding her breath. I said, "Just relax Jane, and let it go in."

She let her breath out and tried to smile.

I felt my cock hit the back of her little pussy. Oh man, she was only taking about five inches. I started going in and out real slow.

Dick said, "Holy shit Jane, it looked like he is pulling your insides out when his cock comes out."

She grunted and said, "Oh God honey, it feels like it too, but I love it."

Dick looked up at me and said, "So are you pushing my cum up there Jeff?"

I said, "Oh yeah Dick, I can feel it going up in your wife's womb already."

Now if you hadn't figured it out yet, this couple was pretty dumb about sex. I kind of thought that Dick might make me stop now since I had pushed his cum up in there so I said, "Now, I need to really get her pussy worked up and hot so that your cum will go further up in there, Dick."

He nodded and said, "Yeah do it, Jeff."

I started fucking this little girl/woman. I mean, she started moaning and grunting like crazy, too. I wasn't hitting the back very hard, but I was fucking her pussy real well.

I fucked her like this for about 10 minutes and then she had an orgasm. I mean a big one, too. She screamed, humped her pussy up to me and shook all over. I could feel her pussy clamping and releasing my cock.

Dick looked shocked and said, "What's the matter, honey?"

She moaned and said, "Oh God honey, I had an orgasm. I have never had one of those before and it was wonderful."

Oh man, I was about ready to shoot my load, too. I kept fucking her and said, "Now I want you to tell me when you are about ready to have another orgasm, Jane."

She nodded and said, "I will have another one?"

I said, "Oh yes baby, you will."

As I kept fucking her sweet pussy I said, "Now I am going to shoot my cum in her and that will force your cum even deeper in her womb, Dick, OK?"

He just nodded and said, "Yeah do it, shoot it up in there, Jeff."

Oh man, I could tell that Jane was getting close to having another orgasm and I was really ready to start shooting myself. I held off until she started really moaning loudly.

She hunched up to me and started shaking. I shoved my cock in as far as it would go and started shooting. I shot and shot and shot some more. I could tell that my cock head was right on the opening of her cervix too and every drop had to be going in her womb.

Oh man, when I finally finished shooting I bent down and sucked on her little titties. Oh, they were so sweet. Her face was all flushed and she was breathing so hard that I thought she would pass out.

I slowly pulled my cock out of her tight pussy. I laid down beside Jane. Dick moved down to look at Jane's pussy.

He said, "Oh man Hon, you should see your pussy. It's still kind of open and there is cum running out; lots of it, too."

She looked at me and giggled. She said, "Well why don't you suck my pussy then Dick?"

He said, "Really? With all that cum in there?"

She said, "Yes, suck it and suck it good for me, honey."

I saw him move down between her legs and start sucking her pussy. Man, he was down there for at least five minutes. Jane was even moaning a little. I rolled over right next to her and said, "You like him eating my cum, don't you?"

She smiled and said, "Yes, he is real good at eating my pussy." Then she whispered, "Not much else."

All of a sudden I heard my cell phone. I reached over and grabbed it from my belt. It was my boss and he wanted to know where I was. I told him that I was in #3206 because they had a leak again. He told me that I had another problem and to come as soon as possible.

I got up and got dressed. They were still lying on the bed. I smiled and told them that I had to leave.

Jane said, "Thank you so much for helping us, Jeff."

I smiled and said, "No problem. Any time you need help just call me."

They both smiled and said that they would.

The next evening I was sitting in my bedroom reading a magazine. My cell phone rang. It was Jane.

She said, "Is it possible for you to come up, Jeff?"

I said, "Yes, I can be there in a few minutes."

Jane answered the door. She invited me in and we sat down on the couch. I said, "So what's up?"

She smiled and said, "Well, Dick is at work and I wanted to talk to you alone."

I said, "Sure, no problem."

She said, "First, I want to tell you that you fucking me yesterday were the most awesome thing I have ever felt. I loved it."

I smiled and said, "Oh Jane, I loved it too."

She said, "Well Dick and I had a long talk after you left. I was really worried about what he thought of what happened. I told him how much I liked you fucking me and you know what he said?"

I smiled and said, "No, what?"

She said, "He told me that he wanted you to fuck me a lot more because he really liked seeing your big cock going in my pussy and he really liked eating my pussy and your cum."

I said, "Wow, that it great Jane, because I love fucking you and it kind of turned me on seeing him eat your pussy after I fucked you."

She smiled real big and said, "Oh and you know how you told us that you were pushing his cum up in me?"

I nodded.

She said, "Well, he knows that you were just saying that so you could fuck me and he is OK with it."

I said, "But, what if I make you pregnant Jane?"

She smiled real big and said, "Well, we talked about that too. You see he has been fucking me for a year before we got married and now for these two months. We don't think that he is going to make me pregnant and ….so…"

I said, "Do you mean it's OK with him if I make you pregnant?"

She nodded and said, "Yes, we both want kids and well…you know when you shot your cum in me yesterday? I could actually feel it squirting way up inside of me."

Oh man, just looking at Jane setting there telling me this had my cock so hard it was about to bust out of my pants. I smiled at her and said, "How would you like me to do it again, right now?"

She smiled real big and said, "Oh yes, I want to feel your big cock way up inside of me, Jeff.

Well it has been two months since I first met Dick and Jane. I am now fucking her almost every day and sometimes at night too. Dick watches me and jacks his little cock. He then eats her pussy and sucks out my cum.

Jane told me the other day that she is now pregnant. She also told me that she wants to have as many kids as I will give her. It sounds like I have my work cut out for me….

THE END