Perverts 'R' Us

Playground of the Gods

By Loki925 ( M/g, con, 1st, fantasy )

A fanciful fantasy. This story is totally fictitious and does not resemble anyone or anything in reality, whatever that is.

"Loki, what are you doing here?" Odin asked the god of mischief. "Did I not ban you from the gates of Asgard?"

"Sure did, Pops, but I think you would like to know what my brother is doing in your name."

"Thor? Why, he is taking care of the humans I told him to protect."

"Don't think so, Pops. He has created a huge mess on Earth."

"Impossible!" Odin raged and lightning, thunder, fire, and all sorts of chaos raged on Asgard.

"Pops, cool it. Let me show you."

"How do I know this is not another of your sly tricks?"

"Look Pops, you can let things go on as they are or come and take a little tour with me."

Odin fumed and farted and more chaos stormed all over Asgard.

"Pops, a little less fiber in your diet would do wonders for your farting problem." Loki said, holding his nose.

"I do not have any such problem!" Odin raged as a steady stream of rancid air popped out of his huge ass, killing 1,000 Asgard eagles.

"Pops, cool it before you set off Ragnarok."

Odin belched and Asgard shook.

"Look Pops, just this one time and I swear I will never return."

"And what guarantee do I have of that?"

"Look Pops, I swear by my four nuts that I will never return."

Odin calmed down and considered his trickster son's offer.

"Very well, but if it is another of your schemes, I swear I will cut off all six of your nuts. Now let us be off."

"Pops, you can't go down to Earth looking like that."

"What's wrong with the way I look?" Odin farted and killed 1,000 Asgard hawks.

"Pops, you're fifty feet tall."

"Oh all right. Will this do better?" Odin said and shrank to 9 feet tall.

"Pops, a little shorter."

"Very well." Odin said and shrank to 6' 8" tall, "but not one inch shorter."

"Good Pops, but that smelly old wolf hide just won't cut it."

Odin fumed, belched, and farted, killing 1,000 Asgard vultures. "This is the fur of the great Bonzo Merritt Wolf. I have worn it for the last 10,000 years."

"Here Pops, wear this," Loki said and handed Odin a black studded leather biker jacket, a pair of worn blue jeans, a black shirt, and a pair of black leather biker boots.

Odin examined the clothing and found it suitable. But he had some trouble zipping up the jeans until Loki reminded him to shrink his soft fifty-inch by fifteen inches around cock. Odin shrank his cock down to a suitable size and then was able to zip up the jeans.

With that done Odin opened the main portal to Earth. A few moments later Loki and Odin found themselves outside of Loki's favorite hangout. Odin inhaled Earth's air and coughed, killing 1,000 Earth pigeons.

"What is that foul smell?" Odin asked.

"It's called pollution, Pops."

"Pollution? What is that?"

"It's like the smoke of a million unending burning fires."

"Are there so many humans on Earth to tend these fires?"

"The Earth now has billions of humans, Pops."

"Billions?"

"Yes Pops. Now come on in and meet the guys."

Odin saw a cute blond-haired biker chick walk into the bar. "I must have her." Odin said and followed the girl into the bar.

When Odin entered the bar he said, "Wench, I am Odin. Come to my bed."

The girl whose name was Mary turned to Odin and said, "Buzz off, you old fart!"

"Fart? Old?" Odin roared, shaking the building's foundation.

"Pops chill," Loki said. "She does not know who you are."

"Not know? How is this possible? I am the king of the gods!"

"It's Thor, Pops. He replaced the old god deity system with a new one."

"A new system that does not include the gods? Why would he do that?"

"He did not think the people of Earth needed gods anymore."

"Not need the gods?!" Odin roared and huge storms raged all over the Earth.

"Pops cool it, before you destroy all the Earth."

"Very well," Odin said, "But if the people of the Earth no longer worship the gods what do they worship?"

"They worship this," Loki answered and handed Odin several hundred dollar bills.

"They worship paper?" Odin said, "Why would humans worship paper?"

"This is not just ordinary paper Pops, it is money."

"Money, what is money?"

"Money is like gold, but not gold at the same time."

"Gold but not gold, I do not understand."

"The people use it in place of barter. I will explain it to you later, Pops. But for now, do you still want the girl?"

"Yes very much so," Odin answered and licked his lips.

"Good, I will smooth things over. Then you will need to take a bath and get your beard and hair cut."

"Hair cut? Bath?" Odin questioned.

"Pops, just when was the last time you took a bath?"

"About, about, I don't remember."

"1,000 years ago, Pops."

"Has it been that long?"

"Yes."

"I guess I should have a bath then, but my hair and beard stays the same."

"Very well Pops, have it your way. Here is the key to my pad. Take a nice long warm bath and I will make all the arrangements." Loki said and handed Odin the key to his luxury condo.

Odin took the key and in an instant he found himself standing in the middle of Loki's luxury condo. Although he did not like Loki's choice of furniture he smiled. "That trickster," he thought, "he still has a knack for tricks."

Odin looked about the condo and finally found the bathroom. In the bathroom Odin found a large whirlpool bath. The device was strange to the king of the gods, but he found it a suitable place to take a bath.

Odin removed his clothing and stepped into the large bath. He sat down in the tub and automatically from nowhere much to Odin's surprise warm water began to flow into the tub.

Odin found the water to be a little bit warm but he liked it, coming from the bitter cold world of Asgard as he did. Odin knew Asgard was a little cold but he thought it was the perfect environment to train in for Ragnarok.

Ragnarok was the final battle where all the gods would die. Even he would. But Odin did not wallow in self-pity, he embraced his death. Odin saw his coming death as the sort of fitting death in battle that all warriors should die.

Odin also knew he would be fighting Loki, his progeny, frost giants and others in that final battle. It was the main reason he did not truly trust his adopted trickster son. Putting it out of his mind for now, Odin relaxed in the warm water.

The whirlpool jets started up, another surprise to the king of the gods. But Odin found the swirling warm water to be very soothing. As a thousand years of dirt and body odor washed off of the king of gods, he closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Several hours later, Odin woke up and found himself in a very large comfortable bed. He also noticed his beard had been trimmed and his hair was cut. At first he was very angry. But then as his eyes spied the very beautiful Mary standing at the edge of the bed dressed in a very sheer nightgown, he staid his wrath and smiled.

"My king," Mary said and knelt down, "Please forgive me, for I knew not who you were."

"You are forgiven, child, now come and share my bed."

"My lord, I would like nothing better than to share your bed, but it is my time of the month. May I offer you my daughter instead?"

"Your daughter? How old are you, Mary?"

"I am twenty-four years old, sire."

"And your daughter?"

"Dagny is nine years old."

"Ah, a good Norse female name."

"Thank you, sire. I named her so because we are hopeful that there will soon be a new day on Earth."

"Are things that bad on Earth?"

"Well sire, I believe as Loki has often told me, that is something only you can judge for yourself."

"Loki said that?"

"Yes sire."

Odin thought, "Perhaps the trickster has mended his ways." But he would have to see for himself, after he met young Dagny. He smiled. It had been centuries since he had last tasted the fruits of such a child.

"I will meet your daughter now. Bring her to me."

"Thank you, sire. I will go and get her." Mary said and stood up.

Mary left the room and returned with her daughter. Dagny was 4'5" inches tall and she weighed 70lbs. She had long, silky blond hair and bright blue eyes just like her mother. She was dressed in sheer lavender baby-doll pajamas.

Odin's eyes almost popped out of their sockets when he saw the very beautiful Dagny and his cock grew very stiff with anticipation. He could see through her pajama top that her breasts were just beginning to bud. And just hidden behind the wispy material of her pajama bottoms he could see her narrow bald slit.

Dagny had prepared herself well for this day. She had hoped that Loki would be the one to take her virginity because he teased her so playfully. But now as she looked upon his father Odin, the king of the Norse gods, she was a little nervous.

She bowed and said, "Odin my Lord, I willingly give my virginity to you."

Strange, Odin thought, a nine-year-old virgin as beautiful as Dagny. A girl her age should have lost her virginity one year ago, especially being around Loki. He knew the trickster was a great lover of young girls. It was the main reason Loki had three sets of balls.

But Odin was not about to pass up such a willing, tender morsel. He smiled and said, "Remove your garments, Dagny, and let me look upon you."

Dagny could see the huge tent forming on the blanket and sheets covering Odin. She knew he was the king of the Norse gods and by the tent in the bed she knew his cock must be huge. Still she hoped that no matter what size his hidden cock was, she would be able to take it all.

Odin watched as Dagny removed her baby-doll pajamas. When she was naked he smiled and tossed the covers off of his body, revealing his god-sized cock.

Mary, Dagny's mother, gasped when she saw Odin's cock. It looked like it was at least 18 inches long and 6 inches around. She thought that there was no possible way her young daughter could take such a huge pole into her small young pussy.

She wanted to say something to Odin but he was her god king and it would be out of place for her to speak. However, despite her concerns she saw that Dagny had no such problem and was already climbing onto the bed.

As Dagny climbed onto his bed, Odin smiled. He already knew his cock was much too big to fit into the sweet young girl's cunt, but he was not going to shrink it yet. He wanted to test the girl's mettle to see if she was a fitting Norse woman.

If Dagny passed the test, Odin would shrink his cock to a suitable size for the young girl to ride. And ride him she would.

Norse women were expected to show the same courage and fortitude as their male counterparts. Dagny knew this and was not afraid. She knew if she died fucking the king of the gods, she would be assured a place in Valhalla.

Dagny tried to put her small hand around Odin's huge cock, but even using both hands she could not even get them a third of the way around his cock. But she knew that it would be more than enough to steady his cock and give it a warm kiss, which she did.

Dagny's kiss was more than ample proof that she was not afraid. But Odin was still not ready to shrink his cock. He had yet to test the girl's mother. "Mary," Odin said, "Join your daughter."

"Yes my lord," Mary replied and stripped off her nightgown.

Mary joined Dagny on the bed and together both of them started to lick and kiss Odin's cock. Odin was pleased with both of the females and so he finally shrank his cock to a suitable size.

Mary and Dagny were surprised but pleased at the sudden shrinkage of Odin's cock. Mary put her mouth over the head of Odin's still sizeable cock and began to suck on it as Dagny worked the base of the god's cock.

Although Odin had shrunk his cock Mary could not put more than half of it into her mouth, but half was more than enough. Odin relaxed as he watched Mary move her lips up and down his cock. He watched as Dagny stroked the base of his cock.

Although he had yet to fuck the young girl Odin decided that no matter what the outcome of his visit to Earth he would return to sample the pleasures of both mother and daughter again and again. His one regret was that Earth females aged and withered so rapidly like delicate flowers. Still he would enjoy these two while he could.

Mary whispered something to her daughter and the young girl smiled. Dagny stood facing him with her small feet planted on either side of Odin's hips and she squatted down, lowering her groin until her hairless pussy lips brushed against his cock-head.

Mary added some spit to the pre-cum oozing from Odin's cock to help lubricate it. She used her hand to steady and direct the god's cock to line up with Dagny's vagina. The girl used her fingers to spread open her labia. Then she gritted her teeth and sat down abruptly, forcing the god's big cock to enter her body.

"Odin! Take me, Odin!" Dagny screamed as she impaled herself onto his mighty cock. Odin smiled at the brave young girl and enjoyed the tightness of her virgin vagina now clinging to his cock. He felt her hymen pop and knew she was no longer a virgin.

Dagny began bouncing herself up and down, taking in a bit more of the god's cock with each down thrust of her hips. "Uhnn! Uhnn! Uhnn!" she cried out, wordless screams of mingled pain and pleasure as she welcomed the hurt mixed with delight pulsing through her body.

Mary smiled as she watched her daughter ride Odin's mighty cock. There was a bit of blood seeping out around the juncture of cock and cunt, but it was not excessive. She could see by the delighted expression on Odin's face that her daughter was pleasing him.

"Uhnn! Uhnn! Uhnn! Odin-n-n!" Dagny's long blond hair flew around about her head as the girl began riding even harder. She was now well impaled on his cock and Dagny rode him with the fury of a Valkyrie.

Indeed Odin decided at that moment that one day when her Earthly life was over, he would elevate this pleasing girl to become one of his handmaidens, a true Valkyrie. He cried out then and came, filling Dagny's small vaginal chamber with his godly cum.

Having attuned his mind to Mary's eyesight, Loki could see what was happening in his luxury condo. He smiled. His plan was coming along nicely. He loved playing tricks on the other Norse gods. But what he was about to do was not a trick, but a ploy.

Loki did not like the way his brother ran things on Earth. If everything worked out the way he hoped it would, he would soon be running things on Earth and not Thor. And when he was in charge of the Earth Loki would give it a make-over and turn it into the Playground of the Gods.

He closed his mind's window to Mary's mind and smiled. Loki looked at Inga and Ingrid, twin 8-year-old girls. The pretty blonde twins had stripped at his command and were now delightfully naked. Loki's cock rose at the sight of their pretty pink tit-bud nipples and cute, hairless pussy slits.

The trickster god said, "Come you two, join me. I have six balls to drain."

Inga and Ingrid giggled and scooted onto the bed. Each of the girls grasped Loki's cock and began to lick and kiss it. Loki relaxed and thought about his new Earth.

To be continued

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