Perverts 'R' Us

K9 Cop Whore

By Doctor Zoos* ( M/F, gang, slut, zoo )

*Note from The Purvv: My friend Mr. Snoid had many stories sent to him by authors who preferred to remain anonymous. I've taken some of those stories, edited where necessary, and attached a fitting pseudonym. This is one of them.

This is a story about a life changing experience that my wife and I had a couple of years ago.

Abby and I had planned a celebration after she lost a considerable amount of weight. She had reduced down to 110 pounds, and looked great. I supposed before I start the story, I should describe her.

My wife has long brown hair and big brown eyes. She has the cutest face and her smile is contagious. She stands five and a half feet tall and has a body that won't quit. Abby's petite figure measures 34D-21-33. Despite her awesome assets, she is embarrassed to show off her shape. Most of the time, she wears baggy pants and tops. Like many women, she doesn't feel that she is beautiful, despite my complements.

After some friendly arguing, I finally persuaded her to buy some sexy clothes for our night on the town. I requested that she get something that had a very short skirt and was skintight. I also requested that she not wear underwear. She balked at this but finally agreed after I begged her.

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The day of our celebration Abby went shopping. She called me at work to tell me about her new dress; she seemed very excited about wearing it for me; she wasn't sure, however, that she would feel comfortable in public wearing such a sexy outfit. I assured her that she would be a big hit with anyone who saw her, but I don't think I convinced her.

The plan was to go out to dinner and then go dancing. I couldn't wait to see her in her new outfit.

She picked me up from work at 6:30 PM. When I saw her, I was stunned. My wife actually looked like one of those glamour models! She gave me a shy smile when I whistled at her.

She said, "I can't believe I'm actually wearing this."

"Sweetheart, you are the sexiest woman I have ever seen."

Abby was wearing a red dress that barely covered her privates. Her large breasts stretched the top to its limits. The dress was low cut with a full one third of her breasts exposed.

I said, "I hope those shoulder straps are industrial strength."

She giggled, "I hope so too."

I continued to stare at her as she drove out of the parking lot. I noticed her two nipples protruding in the front of her dress. I was happy to see that she wasn't wearing a bra. I glanced down at her legs and wondered if she was wearing panties.

My wife noticed my stare and confirmed, "No, I'm not wearing panties."

I asked her to prove it and she pulled her hem up slightly, revealing her neatly trimmed bush.

Abby said, "I have to be very careful when I get out of the car or bend over."

"I'll bet."

We headed for our favorite restaurant. Upon arriving, we found that the parking lot was full and we had to park at the shopping center next door. I watched as Abby got out of the car. She held the hem of her skirt firmly. It was no use, however. If anyone had been nearby, they would have seen an eyeful. I smiled to myself; I was so proud to be married to her.

We walked past several shops as we made our way to the restaurant. Abby complained about the 5 inch high heels, yet even despite the awkwardness of the shoes, she still caused heads to turn in her direction. She was quite a sight.

We enjoyed a great meal, had a few drinks, and talked about everything going on. I also let her know how proud I was of her. We talked about the looks she was getting from others in the restaurant... I think she was beginning to like the attention.

About an hour and a half after we had first arrived, I paid the tab and we left. Abby asked if I wanted to drive and I suggested that she drive. I told her that I wanted to just look at her. She blushed. We strolled to the car and again my wife got plenty of attention. I noticed that despite the earlier difficulty she had with her shoes, her walk began to get sexier. I knew she was enjoying herself.

We got in the car and headed for a new dance club that we had wanted to check out. We talked about what we would do after dancing. Abby was playing it coy, but we both knew that a long session of lovemaking was in our future. We were so engrossed in our sexy talk, that neither of us noticed the police car on the side of the road. We learned about it the hard way. Lights and sirens approached us from the rear.

Abby said, "Oh no! I think I was speeding."

"Don't worry. Just do as the officer says and we'll be dancing in no time."

She pulled the car to the side of the road and the police car followed. She rolled down the window as the officer approached. He approached cautiously, finally relaxing when he noticed that the driver was a woman.

He walked up to the car door and looked at her. He had to stand back a bit to see into our low profile sports car. It was difficult to make out the officer's features. His dark skin and dark blue uniform made him nearly invisible in the moonless night. It was clear, however, that the black cop was a very large man.

The officer asked my wife for her driver's license and she handed it over. He looked at the license, and then leaned over to get a better look at her. I could tell from his expression that he was impressed with her. The growing bulge in his pants was a further indication. His eyes lingered on her substantial cleavage. He sniffed at the air, and then asked if my wife had been drinking. Abby nervously explained that she had had just a little wine with dinner.

The officer told her that he had clocked her going thirteen miles per hour over the speed limit. Before she could say another word, he asked her to step out of the car. When she asked him why, he informed her that it was standard procedure for potential 'DWI' cases. Abby tried to assure the officer that she was not drunk. She told him that we had been talking and she lost track of her speed. The officer was not persuaded. He asked her again to step out of the car. I suspected that he just wanted to get a better look at my wife's body.

The cop stepped away as Abby opened the car door. She held the hem of her dress as best she could and swung her legs around. She released her skirt and used her hand to brace against the car seat. The hem of her skirt slid up her leg as she quickly pulled herself to a standing position. She immediately pulled her skirt down but it was too late. Her quick movements getting out of the car had caused the elastic material of her skirt to slide high on her hips, exposing her bush in the process.

The officer's eyes got wide when Abby bounced out of the car. He first noticed her large breasts jiggling in the tight dress. He then spotted the dark hair between her legs before she pulled down her skirt. The officer's excitement gave way to seriousness. He accused her of using her body in an attempt to avoid a citation. My wife tried to convince the officer that it was an accident and that the dress was new. She explained that she had worn it for me for our night out.

The officer seemed to be satisfied with her explanation. He pointed to the white line on the edge of the shoulder. He told her to walk the line with her hands out. She gave him a pleading look. He gestured toward the line. Reluctantly, she began to walk the line. Her nervousness and her new high heals caused her to falter. As she fell, the officer grabbed her to break her fall. He managed to get a hand full of Abby's tit as he helped her up. Once again, her skirt slid up her legs exposing her pussy.

The officer told her that he would have to take her to the station, charged with 'DWI'. I got out of the car and asked the officer if that was necessary. I tried to explain that my wife was not drunk. I told him about her new outfit, and that she was just getting used to it. He seemed to ignore my words. Abby pleaded with him. She explained how she couldn't afford bail and didn't want to spend the night in jail.

The cop then told us to get back in the car. He went back to the squad car and called in the case. We sat in our car, totally depressed. I told Abby I was sorry for getting her into this. She was near tears. She told me that she would die if she had to spend the night in jail. I told her we would get the money to bail her out.

The officer got out of the squad car and walked to my wife's window. He told her that she would be charged with 'DWI' and for attempting to bribe a police officer with sex. Both of us were astonished at the last charge. It was completely out of character for my sweet wife to offer herself for sex with another man, especially a police officer on duty. We both politely told the officer that he was wrong about the bribery charge. He ignored our pleading, suggesting that saying more would only make it worse.

The officer proceeded to tell us the penalties for bribery. Abby was in tears. When the cop was finished with the litany, he offered my wife an alternative. I could not believe what he said, explaining that he would forget all the charges if she would have sex with him. I couldn't believe it. How could he ask her to do something like that? I was surprised he would suggest such a thing with me there. I let the officer have it. I threatened to go to the county prosecutor, bring a lawsuit and go to the press if he continued this blackmail.

The officer looked at me calmly as I had my tirade. When I finished, he pulled a small plastic bag from his pocket. The bag appeared to have a white powdery substance in it. The officer explained that if we did not cooperate, he would add narcotic's possession with the intent to distribute to the charges. He made it clear that we would both be charged. I dropped my head in frustration. What a nightmare this evening had become.

I looked at the black cop and asked, "Why are you doing this to us?"

He replied evenly, "I like your wife. It's been a while since I've had a woman. Your wife is about the best-looking piece of ass I've seen in a long time. Hell, look at her."

We both looked at Abby. She looked down, ashamed, as he continued, "Her tits beg to be released from that skimpy dress. She can't bend over or get out of a car without flashing her cunt. And her shoes - - only a whore wears heels that high..."

I interrupted, "I told you we are celebrating her losing a lot of weight. The outfit was my idea. If she wanted to get anyone excited it was me, not you."

The officer countered, "I'm sorry, my friend. Your wife has gotten my attention, whether you like it or not, and I plan to put her hot sexy body to good use." He paused, and then added, "You know, I think she's warming up to the idea."

I looked at him with surprise and asked, "What do you mean by that?"

He gestured toward Abby's legs. I looked down and noticed a stream of moisture glistening on her thigh. The moisture was undoubtedly leaking from her pussy. I looked back up my wife's body and noticed two large protrusions, caused by her rock hard nipples.

I looked at Abby's flushed face with a questioning look. Her expression answered for her. She turned away, blushing.

I asked, "You want him to have sex with you?"

Abby didn't answer. I couldn't believe it. No answer was as good as a 'YES.'

Abby kept her eyes from both of us. The officer said, "Isn't it true, baby? You're itching to feel my big hard cock buried in your cunt."

I saw my wife tremble with the officer's words. Her breathing was heavier now.

The officer continued, "Tell me, baby. You want to fuck Officer Brown's big black cock?"

Abby's head nodded almost imperceptibly. The officer looked at me and shrugged, "There you have it. The lady wants me to fuck her." He turned back to Abby and said, "Go get in the squad car, baby."

She immediately left us and walked to the squad car, her butt wiggling sexily. She never even glanced in my direction. She opened the door and got in the front seat. I watched in awe as my once devoted wife made her choice. She had accepted the officer's ultimatum. I wondered if the blackmail was really necessary. She was obviously in a state of arousal.

Officer Brown watched my wife with appreciation as she made the trip to the squad car. He said, "Is that a 'Fuck Bunny' or what? I'm gonna have one fine time with that body." He turned to me and said, "If you like, you can follow me and watch your wife get nasty or you can go on home. I'll see to it that she gets home safe."

I asked, "What makes you think she'll get nasty?"

Officer Brown smiled and said, "I know her type. Once she gets going, she'll do anything. The quiet shy types are usually that way. You must not be giving it to her enough. She wouldn't have gotten in the squad car unless she was looking for some satisfaction."

I told Officer Brown that I would follow him.

I watched as the officer walked back to the squad car. I got in my car on the driver's side and started up the engine. I glanced into the rear view mirror and saw the officer talking to my wife. Suddenly, Abby moved toward him and then disappeared below the dashboard. A chill ran down my spine as I realized that my wife was giving the man head. My sweet wife was sucking on the officer's black cock. I was surprised to find that disgust was not what I was feeling. I was aching to see her take his cock to the root. I was painfully aware that Abby was doing for this stranger what she had always refused to do for me. After a minute or so, the squad car pulled onto the road and I followed.

We hadn't gone far when the squad car pulled into the parking lot of a warehouse. I followed the squad car around back, out of site of the road. The officer stopped the car next to the warehouse and shut it off. Only then did Abby's head appear above the seat. I was thankful for the floodlight that illuminated the parking lot enough to see a fair amount of detail. Officer Brown fumbled with something, and then got out of the squad car. He walked up a short flight of stairs to a door that he was able to open, and then motioned for her to join him.

She opened the door of the squad car and got out. I was only somewhat surprised to see her dress gathered at her waist exposing her tits and pussy. She walked slowly with a sexy swagger that suggested that her nudity did not bother her and that she was better at walking in high heels than I had thought. My wife glided up the stairs and entered the building, followed by Officer Brown. The door shut behind them. I hoped the officer had the courtesy to leave it unlocked. I got out of the car and ran up the stairs. I was relieved when the door opened. I entered and immediately looked for Abby and the officer. The warehouse interior was dimly lit. Around a corner, I found them.

I heard him tell my wife to kneel down and pull his cock out of his pants. While I watched, she unfastened his belt and unbuttoned his pants. She zipped him down and reached in his shorts to find his cock. She struggled but finally pulled out large slab of semi-hard black beef. He must have been a foot long and still growing. I saw her eyes show her admiration at the sight of his cock. Officer Brown ordered her to suck him. She did not hesitate to continue what she had started in the car. She stuffed as much of his sausage as she could in her mouth. She greedily licked and sucked the head. She licked his plum-sized balls.

The black cop grabbed and guided my wife's head as she furiously sucked his cock. He continued to grow as Abby sucked him. She tried twice to swallow his cock down her throat but it was too large. The officer's cock stopped growing when it reached what I guessed to be about 14 inches. Abby held the thing up with both hands to inspect it. She had a look of awe on her face.

Officer Brown told her to stand up, turn around and bend over. My excited wife braced herself against the wall with her hands. She knew what was coming and she looked anxious. She looked around to see what he was doing. Her hair was now in disarray after the face fuck. She had a wild animalistic look to her. He finished removing his pants and pulled his shirt off. He moved up behind her and nestled his cock against her ass.

She asked, "Aren't you going to use a condom?"

He replied, "No baby, you're gonna take me bareback, black skin to white skin."

A concerned look crossed Abby's face as she said, "But I don't have my diaphragm in. I think I'm ovulating."

I was stunned. I wondered if the officer would cut Abby some slack. Surely, he wouldn't want to get my wife pregnant.

Officer Brown continued to rub his monster cock across my wife's pussy as he said, "Baby, I'm sorry but I don't have a condom. It's either bareback or not at all."

It sounded to me as if he might let my wife off the hook. Abby seemed to be pondering her situation. The big cop brought his hands around Abby's waist, and then slid them up her sides. He grabbed two handfuls of Abby's tits and massaged them. My wife moaned at his touch. She looked now like she was hungry for his cock. Her face showed pure lust.

She said, "Put it in me, Officer."

Officer Brown asked her the repeat what she said.

She heatedly repeated, "Please Officer. Put your cock in me."

The Officer began to taunt her by saying, "What kind of wife are you? You would let a strange man fuck you without birth control?"

Abby looked the officer in the eye with a lusty look and said, "I don't care. I want you to fuck me. I want your big black cock pounding my hole!"

With that said, the Officer complied immediately. He rammed into my hot wife about half the length of his cock. She gasped. I had begun to accept and even look forward to Abby satisfying her newly found sexual passions, but I never thought she would risk getting pregnant.

Officer Brown began pumping my wife's pussy hard and steady. She was so hot, she never took her eyes off the officer. She continued to beg him to fuck her hard. I was amazed at her. Usually, she was quiet and unanimated in bed. This situation must have awakened a deep lust in her for she was pushing frantically upward to meet each downward thrust of his, while her arms wrapped around his body and her fingers dug into his flesh. Further, she was moaning now, seemingly out of her mind with lust. The Officer continued to pump Abby's pussy. He had now managed to penetrate her to the fullest extent. It was amazing to see that huge black cock disappear between my wife's white legs. I couldn't believe how she took the entire thing.

Abby came twice as they fucked. Shortly after her second orgasm, the officer began grunting something to her. I couldn't understand but she nodded. Suddenly, Officer Brown jerked his cock out of Abby's pussy. She pivoted and knelt down. Abby opened her mouth wide as Officer Brown let a long cum string fly right into my wife's mouth. She didn't miss a drop. He then stuffed the head into her mouth and pumped two of three more cum strings into her. She swallowed eagerly. However, some of the slimy goo escaped her mouth and drooled onto her chin.

When the officer had finished, she took the time to lick all the cum off her chin and his cock. I was shocked. She had never eaten my cum before. I guess it was better in her mouth than in her fertile womb.

Abby continued to lick the officer's cock as she flashed him a grateful smile. Slowly, Officer Brown's cock diminished in size. Abby asked, "When can we fuck again?"

The officer gave an exhausted reply, "Baby, it will be a while before I can go again."

My wife looked greatly disappointed as she whined, "I'm still horny. Please fuck me."

The officer reached for his radio and said, "Time to call for back up."

She gave the officer a puzzled look.

The officer chuckled and asked, "How many more men will it take to satisfy you?"

Abby's mouth dropped open in surprise, "More men?"

The officer added, "Why let that sexy hot horny body go to waste? You can get your fill of cock and my buddies will have a night to remember for life."

I watched in amazement as my wife pondered the officer's words for a moment. Finally, she said, "What the hell. I've cheated on my husband already. More won't make a difference. Besides, I don't think I want to stop until my body gives out."

I don't think Abby realized that I was watching. She probably thought that I had just gone home. I wasn't about to spoil the show to come by letting her know that I was watching.

Officer Brown got on his radio and called for 'back up'. I continued to watch, unobserved. My wife and the officer soon began talking, the conversation was mostly about her. He complimented her on her perfect body for arousing men. She seemed strangely surprised to know that she could have such a profound effect on men by simply dressing as she had tonight. He told her she could make a fortune as a stripper or even as a porn actress and added that he had a lot of friends. Abby asked him how much he was talking about. He told her that with a body like hers she could easily make six figures a year, maybe more in porn. She told him that she would have to check it out.

Suddenly, I heard a noise coming from the door. I ducked behind some boxes and watched three more police officers walk by, one leading a muzzled German Shepherd, or rather it was leading him, he yelled for Officer Brown. The black officer called out to them as they marched around the corner. I was hiding out of sight but I could tell by their hoots and whistles when they had spotted Abby.

Brown greeted his buddies and said, "Guys, meet Abby - - a future porn star."

I heard my wife's soft response, "Hi fellas."

One of the cops said, "Abby, you will go far in the porn business with that hot body of yours."

My wife replied, "Well, I'm just thinking about it, but thanks anyway."

Another officer said, "You think maybe we could sample that pussy of yours before you become famous."

Abby stood up and said, "Guys, you can have my pussy, mouth and even my ass until you can't get it up any longer."

The three new officers got out of their clothes in record time. They pounced on my wife like tigers to their prey. They rubbed her, felt her, and licked all over her body. Abby appeared in a deep daze as they stimulated her sex starved body.

She began to moan, "Somebody fuck me...Please, fuck me."

Two of the officers broke away to retrieve something from their pants. Then they moved back to Abby, opening packets that obviously contained condoms. I felt relieved that I wouldn't have to watch these men impregnate my wife.

Before the thought had left my brain, I heard her say, "You won't need those, guys. I want to feel your skin touching my skin."

Officer Brown shot my wife a look and she smiled at him as she added, "I also want to feel your creamy sperm deep in my pussy."

The black cop looked at her with amused shock. The other guys thought nothing of it as one filled Abby's mouth with a hard ten-inch cock and another impaled her pussy with a similar tool. The third man pinched her nipples and Officer Brown rested for his turn.

I watched as my previously devoted wife took on three black officers and one white officer with a Hispanic look to him. They fucked her for three hours solid, depositing numerous loads of sperm into her very fertile unprotected womb. If my wife was indeed ovulating, then she was almost assuredly pregnant after the onslaught. I watched her take several loads in her mouth and in her bowels. She seemed to have taken to anal and oral sex, despite her reluctance to do so with me during our years of marriage. I was beginning to believe that she would make a fine porn star. I had never seen a woman act more slutty than my wife did that night.

After taking these men on for several hours, they finally began to show signs of exhaustion. It seemed appropriate for them to stop. It appeared that she was wiped out as well. Slowly the men got dressed. Abby sat down on her knees and was wiping her hand through her well-used fuck hole and repeatedly licking it clean like a wanton slut.

Then she said, quite distinctly, "Do you think the cute little doggie would fuck me?"

Officer Brown laughed a deep belly laugh and said, "Oh you are one hot whore aren't you? Well, there's only one way to find out!"

He grabbed the dog leash, pulled the shepherd over to her, and ordered him to lie down.

He looked down at my wife and said, "I don't know much about these things, so see if you can make him hard."

Abby crawled over to the dog and wrapped her hand around his sheath; I couldn't believe my eyes. The dog just kinda laid there as his pink cock started to make an appearance.

She touched it and cooed, "Oh it's hot and slimy," and then lowered her mouth to it, and without further hesitation, her lips engulfed it. The officers laughed kinda nervously too, I don't think they were believing their eyes either.

My wife continued giving the dog head for a while then looked up at Officer Brown and said, "I think he's ready."

Brown ordered the dog up and told Abby to get on her hands and knees like a bitch. She did so, sticking her ass high in the air. The cop led the dog around behind her. The animal sniffed at her ass crack, gave a few licks, and then tried to mount her. Brown had to help him up and my wife had to lower her ass some, but the dog eventually seemed to get the right angle, and soon Abby was moaning while the dog was humping like greased lightening.

Abby was moaning and carrying on, and at one point I heard her say, "Oh, I'm such a fucking slut, OOOH this is sooo nasty - - I love it, this is soooo fucking goood," and then, "OOOOh, OOOOh, Yesssss," as she orgasmed hard.

The dog fucked her for about 10 minutes, and then stopped moving. My wife soon started moaning again, and then was excitedly yelling that his cock was swelling up, and how she's never been filled like that before, so on and so on.

She was a woman completely obsessed by the feelings being delivered to her cunt. After a little while, the dog somehow reversed his position and they were ass to ass.

My wife uttered with amazement, "He pumping his cum in me, Oh God, sooo much, there's sooo much, it's so big - - he can't pull it out…"

Then the rest was insensible moaning and noises as she orgasmed again. The dog seemed to take a dominant role and started walking around with his "Bitch" still attached to him. Abby seemed to love it and started rubbing her clit furiously while trying to keep her balance. She finally lost her balance, and with a little shout from her and a yelp from the dog, there was an audible "POP" and she was free. She was positioned in such a way now that I was looking directly between her legs. Cum, a mixture of the men and the dog's - - was pouring out of her gaping fuck-hole in rivers. It was run running down both her legs and pooling on the floor under her knees.

After everyone regained their composure, one of the officer's who hadn't completely dressed, pulled off his T-shirt and offered it to Abby. She cleaned some of the cum from her legs, and then Officer Brown pulled her to her feet and helped her on with her dress. Once her dress was on and straightened, she looked surprisingly presentable. Her hair still had that wild 'Fuck Bunny' look, however.

I took the opportunity to leave before a potentially unpleasant meeting took place. Abby was dropped off about an hour after I got home. I spent most of that time mulling over what I had seen. I still had trouble believing everything I saw. I was shocked by the fact that I'd gotten turned on watching her gang-banged by a bunch of strangers, without birth control. However, I was even more shocked that the thing that excited me the most was watching her being fucked by a dog. I don't know which was sicker, her doing it and enjoying it or me watching it and enjoying it?

My wife arrived, I had expected her sooner. I learned later that the officers had gotten aroused once again as they watched Abby strut her sexy shape out of the warehouse. They all four took her on the hood of one of the squad cars. Their final tribute to her most fuckable body was to shoot their last load all over her face.

Abby's cum covered face greeted me as she walked through our door. She had made no effort to clean the slimy mess off until she saw me. With a look calculated to be as slutty as possible, my wife collected the globs of half dried cum off her face and put them into her mouth. An audible purr came from her throat as she savored string after string of the slimy stuff. When she finished she walked over to me and pulled my mouth to hers and forcing my lips open with her tongue, deposited their cum into my mouth, which strangely excited me.

Then she said calmly, "Thank you for asking me to dress like a slut. It has allowed me to find my true place in life."

With that little speech done, she took me straight to bed, where she pushed my face right down to her cum covered thighs.

The next morning Abby and I discussed the events of the previous night. She was surprised that I had watched the entire thing. I asked her why she wanted them to knock her up. She told me that it sounded like the slutty thing to do. I reminded her that she would probably give birth to a black baby. She laughed and said, "Either that or puppies." She told me that she still loved me very much and would like for us to stay together, but that she would understand if I wanted to leave her. I told her that I wanted to stay together. She did inform me that she could never go back to her former self. She admitted that she was a slut and that she liked it.

We carried on our lives mostly as before. The only differences were Abby's prowl nights. About twice a month, she would go out, find and fuck as many men as she could find. Of course, Officer Brown and company continued to stop by weekly or more and fuck Abby silly. Word spread to the other officers and it seems that we entertained a small group of officers at each shift change, and of course, the daily visits from the K-9 squad.

Abby also demanded that we get our own dog, which we have and she wasted no time training him and is very wanton about it. I'm sure most or all of the neighbor's have seen Abby drop to her hands and knees on the back patio and let Rex mount her like a bitch. Though with all the police that are usually coming and going from the house no one has yet to complain about the "dog fucking whore" as I overheard one of the neighbor women refer to her once.

After about six months, she was pregnant. Tragically, the baby was stillborn. The doctor pulled me aside and asked how it was that my wife had given birth to a baby with obvious black features. I told him it was none of his business and we closed that sad chapter of our lives.

On a more positive note, Abby starred in her first pornographic video recently. The sales of the video broke records assuring Abby a lucrative career in the business. One benefit to my wife's new sexuality is our relationship. I now have a sex life that most men only dream of having. Abby will do anything I want, anytime I want. If I want to tip the pizza man, I just point and Abby will give him an expert professional blowjob. We've had many adventures over the past few months. Maybe I'll relate some of the stories in the future.