Perverts 'R' Us

Nurse Williams and Niko

By Grade School Nurse ( M+, voy, F/b, enem )

Dr. Radhesh Jafri, pediatrician

"Excellent, Mr. Papadakis. I am so pleased you brought the boy's grandmother with you. I have just taken Niko's temperature, but as you know I have very little confidence in these -- uhm -- how should I put it -- upper readings where young boys are concerned. They really require a woman's hand -- uhm -- down below if you get my meaning.

Oh, look, he's crying. What for, Niko? What for are you crying? [Laughs] Tee hee hee! ... Tee hee hee! N-No, you don't really have to answer if you don't want to. ... Tee hee hee! I have a pretty good idea why. And I think your grandfather has also, am I correct, Mr. Papadakis? ... Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee! Oh, yes, Niko, I think your grandfather has also to judge from the big grin on his face!"

Nurse Wilma Williams

Niko Papadakis, crying on being handed over to Nurse Williams:

"W-W-Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! ... N-N-N-N-Noooooooo! ... I w-w-want to go h-home! ...

W-W-Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! ... N-N-N-N-Noooooooo! ... I w-w-want to go h-home! ..."

Aristides Papadakis, father

"Home, Niko? Home? What do you think we're doing here? Huh? Nurse Williams is going to show grandma just how she wants her to take your ... er ... other temperature at home. Then when we get you home she'll do it again and we'll come back every week for more lessons, okay? ... Ohhh, wow! Not okay, huh? Tee hee hee hee hee! ... Not okay, huh? Tee hee hee hee hee! ... Ohhh, wow! ... Well that's the way it's going to be, buddy!"

"W-W-Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! ... N-N-N-N-Noooooooo! ... I w-w-want to go h-home! ... W-W-Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! ... N-N-N-N-Noooooooo! ... I w-w-want to go h-home! ..."

Clayton Jackson, Denzel Jackson

"Give grandma a nice big smile now, Denzel."

Aside to Dr. Jafri: "Just wait til he sees you show grandma the one he wants her to put down there! I swear the smile is goin' to change course for damn sure!"

Carlos "Cheech" Fuentes with friends at the zoo

"Him? He's cool. His dad just told him that since he's actin' so cranky he was goin' to just take him home to grandma for a nice hot soapy enema. An' if you think he's bawlin' now, you should see him when he's got his BVD's hauled down to half mast with his bare butt propped up on the pillow and grandma comin' at him with that greased up thermometer!"

Billy Smith, on first seeing Nurse Williams take out her thermometer:

Grade School Nurse