Perverts 'R' Us

My Funny Family

By Donna Cavelli ( M/F, F/F, Pedo, Beast )

My stupid English teacher has told me to write a composition on something to prove my English skills so that I can pass the stupid fifth grade. I have to show proper grammar and verb usage cause she thinks I spend to much time daydreaming. So I've decided to write about my family and our day to day life.

My day usually begins with my brother waking me up for school. He's gets pretty silly, always feeling like he has to tickle me to get me up. He sneaks in my room each morning, pulls down my covers and lifts my nightshirt up to my belly, and begins to tongue-tickle my cunny. It feels so good with his fat tongue sliding between my lips. I'm told that as I get older my clit will start growing and it will feel even better, but I can't imagine his tongue feeling any greater than this.

His spit gets my tiny cunny all lubed up and he starts to slide his finger into me. By now he has his pajama pants open and is stroking his huge man-thingie. My brother is 17 and so he has a lot of hair down there. It's like a forest compared to what I have down there.

I know just what to do at this point. I sit up and put my head in his lap and start to rub his pee-pee up and down. He quickly starts to get hard so I play and suckle on his balls. I love sucking his balls deep into my mouth and rolling them around on my tongue and teeth. I like to squeeze them between my cheeks and feeling him tense up. He says I squeeze too hard but I know he loves it. I could just suck balls all day feeling the loose skin sliding across my tongue but I know what he likes best and his balls are replaced by his pee-pee sliding down my throat.

"It's called a cock, not a pee-pee!" he says, but I think "pee-pee" is cuter. His "cock" is a good nine inches long and in this position I can only get about half into my mouth, so when he is good and ready he gets off the bed and has me lie on my back with my head hanging over the side. This way he can get on his knees and fuck my face to his content.

With my neck stretched back as far as it will go, he begins forcing his cock deeper and deeper down my throat. Each slow thrust pushes the head of his cock further down my throat until at last his balls are on my eyes and nose. As he fucks my esophagus I can smell his balls and the odor drives me wild. Taking deep breaths through my nostrils between pumps, the scent of his sweaty balls drives me so wild, I feel my tiny lips open even wider to try and fit them into my mouth as well.

As if this wasn't enough to make my little brain go for a swim. he starts finger-fucking my cunny. His pumping of my throat is quite rapid now and I know I will soon be rewarded with his thick gooey cum shooting into my mouth. He pulls his cock out of my mouth and shoots his cum all over my face and mouth. He slides his balls all over my face and lets me suck them again. The combination of cum and ball-sweat is one of the best flavors a young girl can taste. This is, by far, the best way to wake up in the morning!

I went down for breakfast and found my Mom under the kitchen table doing for my Dad what I had just done for my brother.

"Donna dear," my mother says to me, "I have to make everyone's breakfast, so would you mind finishing your father off so I can get you kids off to school?"

My Dad's cock is much longer than my brother's and twice as thick, so I can't fit much more than the head into my mouth. But what I lack in size I more than make up for in talent, my Dad always says. I suck the head of his cock like a straw on a very thick milkshake and rub the shaft as hard and fast as I can. I stick the tip of my tongue into his pee hole, giving Daddy a rush. I continue stroking and sucking as hard as I can as I fondle his balls and I know my Daddy is sooo happy. Usually my Dad is cumming from this in less that a minute, and once again my belly is filling up with steaming, salty cum.

He zips up his fly, kisses my Mom good-bye, and heads off to work. By now, Mom has breakfast ready, but my tiny belly is so full of cum by now that I can never finish it. Man-cum and corn flakes: is there a better way for a girl to start her day? I think not!

Some days when I come home from school, I find my Mom and my aunt Sissy fucking our dog Rudy on the couch. Sissy is my Mom's little sister-in-law. She's eighteen and nearly nine months pregnant. Her big round belly is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen and sometimes I wish I could just crawl inside there and feel warm all over.

Sissy was on the couch with her legs stretched wide while my Mom ate her cunny. Rudy was behind my Mom with his wiener buried deep into her cunny, and from the sound of things, the three of them were cumming pretty hard. Rudy had his knot deep inside my Mom and I could see his cum gushing out the sides. I decided I had to get in on this. Rudy's cock popped out of my Mom and she sat herself on the sofa, out of breath. As I pulled my Rainbow Brite panties off and began fingering myself, Sissy saw me and called me to her side.

"I can't get on my knees too easy these days, so would you help Rudy fuck my cunt here on the sofa?"

"I'd love to!" I said.

I got on my knees on the floor between my mother and my aunt and coached Rudy into position. My aunt was already pretty wet from the tongue lashing my Mom had given her and I knew from experience my Mom was a great muff-muncher.

I helped Rudy position his paws on either side of Sissy's hips and started stroking his cock, which had already begun to recede into its sheath. As the tip began to poke out, I stuck my tongue into his piss slit and tasted a remnant of doggy cum. Doggy cum has a much stronger flavor than man cum, is much thicker, and surprisingly delicious. It's also much warmer and feels really nice sliding down my throat.

I sucked the tip of his cock till he was ready to mount my Aunt Sissy then helped to guide him into place. He was already humping my hand before he even reached her cunny. With one massive thrust, he buried himself deep into her. Sissy yelped with delight and began meeting his rhythmic thrusts. I could clearly see his knot start to swell inside of her.

Rudy was a nine-year-old, 180 pound Sheppard/Mastiff mix and his knot, at full growth, was the size of a grapefruit. How I wished I could have a dog's pee-pee inside me, but Mom says that even without his knot, Rudy's size could really hurt me. My argument was that Dad fucked me all the time with his huge cock, but my Mom explained that even so, Rudy's roughness would still be too much for my tiny cunny to handle. It's true, Rudy fucked like…well, like an animal!

Sissy began screaming as Rudy's enormous knot swelled to full size. She said it felt like she was already having her baby! As his knot grew his thrusting slowed and Sissy started grinding her hips into him and make his huge knot crush and caress against her G-spot. My mother started sucking on Sissy's boobies and knowing Rudy would be tied to her for some time, I started sucking on the other one.

As I sucked her nipple into my mouth as hard as I could and bit down on it hard, Sissy loved the rough stuff, and her mothers' milk squirted into my mouth. This tasted sooo sweet! Like really sweet cantaloupe. This isn't something I'd tasted since my mother's boobs stopped making milk for my sister several years ago. I'd forgotten how much I loved it! I sucked and bit at my auntie's boobs even harder to get as much of the sweet, sweet milk as I could. As I did so, I couldn't help caressing Sissy's big, round pregnant belly, her belly button poking out ever so slightly you just wanted to bite it! You'd have thought she had a basketball in there!

Sissy screamed again as Rudy tried to pull himself free from Sissy's cunny. I tore myself away from Sissy's boobs so that I wouldn't miss drinking Rudy's doggie cum as it spilled from her cunny. I went behind Rudy and stared sucking on his balls and fingering his asshole. This always made him cum harder and Sissy responded with another loud yelp. As I said before, I love sucking balls and Rudy's hairy nuts were no exception. I rolled one ball around in my mouth and felt the cum pumping from within it. Dogs cum a whole lot and it took a while. Rudy's spasms increased as I fingered his little asshole with the first two knuckles of my little index finger and his nut quaked inside my mouth.

I could feel Rudy was beginning to withdraw his cock from Sissy's cunny, so I changed position so that I could swallow the flow of cum that was imminent. As his cock freed itself, I covered my auntie's cunny with my mouth and began sucking as if my life depended on it. Rudy's cum, mixed with my aunt's juices gushed, into my mouth. It was pure Heaven!! I gobbled it up like it was Christmas eggnog! The dog's cum, still hot, only just released from his huge balls. And it just kept coming!

My mouth was filled to overflowing with thick, gooey, steamy doggy cum and I couldn't be happier for it. As the flow died down I saved the last mouthful of cum to share with my Aunt and Mommy. Rudy lay down in the corner, cleaning himself as I climbed onto the sofa and let the doggie cum drool from my mouth into Sissy's and Mommy's awaiting lips. They swooshed it around and swallowed gratefully as we all shared tongues, savoring the flavor from each other's mouth.

As the last drops slid down my throat, Sissy suddenly cried out, as if in pain. "Oh my God, I think I'm in labor!" cried Sissy. My Mom and I quickly got dressed and helped Sissy with her clothes. I helped Sissy out to the car while my Mom called the hospital and told her doctor to expect Sissy shortly. As I closed the passenger side door of the car, Mom came running out carrying Sissy's night bag. She told me to stay home to heat up dinner for my Dad, brother and little sister and that she would call when the baby arrived.

Later, after finishing my homework, I went down to the kitchen and popped dinner into the oven. By 6 o'clock, my Dad had come home from work followed shortly by my brother, Alex from his football practice. My little sister Dawn, who had been playing at a neighbor's, was dropped off by said neighbor, and we all sat down to dinner.

Dinner was quiet as we ate, awaiting the phone to ring with news from my mother about Sissy's condition. As Dawn and I washed the dishes, the phone rang and my father quickly answered it. As my fathers face beamed, I knew it was good news. He got off the phone and told us all that we had a new nephew! Dawn and I finished the dishes and I helped her get ready for bed as my Dad and Alex retired to the living room for an evening of sports television.

I played with Dawn in her room until it was time for her to go to bed then joined Alex and my dad in the living room. They were watching the "Models of Sports Illustrated" and I noticed my father's pants were getting tight. I was still feeling randy from the day's events, so I reached over and began rubbing my dad's knob through his trousers. He leaned back, getting comfortable as I unzipped his pants, releasing his raging hardon. I took the head and suckled it into my tiny mouth and started playing with his balls.

Seeing this, Alex came over and started undoing the buttons on my pants. I raised my ass slightly so that he could slide them off of me. As I sucked on my father's massive cock - and this was no pee-pee. Alex lifted my legs and knees and placed them gently on the floor. His talented tongue went to work on my little cunny as I removed my lips from Daddy's cock and began doing my favorite thing, sucking on his balls. I continued to rub his cock up and down as I gobbled hungrily on his balls. Daddy looked down at me beaming with pride for his little girl, the best little cocksucker in the world. He rubbed the top of my head and laid back in ecstasy.

Meanwhile, Alex had stopped eating me out and started to press the head of his cock into my asshole. He was a good size and my ass stretched wide to accommodate him. He thrust his cock deep to its hilt and my mind swirled with pleasure as my asshole stretched sooo wide! I felt like the luckiest little girl on the block, having two cocks pleasuring me at once - a cock in my mouth and a cock in my asshole, what could be better?

Alex thrust harder and faster as I struggled to get more of my Daddy's cock into my mouth. His balls were churning in my palms and I knew he was cumming soon. Alex sped up the ferocity of his thrusts and I soon felt his prick gushing deep in my asshole. Daddy too started cumming and filled my little mouth faster than I could swallow. The cum dribbled down my chin and I tried to stretch my tongue down to catch it. Daddy says I look so pretty with cum dribbling down my face.

I remained on my knees as Daddy and Alex switched positions. I gobbled down Alex's cock and tasted my own cunny, it was good! Daddy got behind me and I braced myself for what was to come. He pressed his massive purple head against my tiny cunny and began to push. Grabbing Alex's cock tight in my hands, in winced hard as Daddy tried to force his way inside me. Daddy spread my legs wider to give hive better access but it was still tough getting in. My Daddy's cock is really quite thick!

Alex grabbed my shoulders and pushed me hard against my father as Daddy made one strong effort to push his cock inside me. That did it! With almost a loud crunch, Daddy's cock head was at last inside me. It sounded like a cookie breaking! If I had to describe it, I would guess it's like having a baby in reverse. It hurt like HELL!

Daddy slowly started going back and forth, forcing a little bit more of his giant fuck-stick inside me. I felt as though I would split in two! Even though we had fucked before, it was never easy forcing that monstrosity into my teeny-tiny frame. Mom was right; as much as Daddy's cock hurt going in, Rudy's cock was bigger and probably would split me in half! Still, I longed for the day when I would fuck him. I resumed sucking on Alex's cock as Daddy inched his way deeper inside me. He was so huge, I doubted I'd be able to walk to school the next day!

After another five minutes of long, slow thrusting, Daddy was finally buried inside me to the hilt! The pain eased a bit and began turning into a pain induced ecstasy. I knew Daddy must've been pushing hard against my cervix and the combination of pain and pleasure was almost too much for me to bear. I sucked furiously on Alex's cock to help distract myself. It wasn't long before his cock was gushing into my mouth. Alex cried out and pushed my head down hard onto his cock and I choked for a moment.

Daddy continued his long slow thrusts, pulling his cock back till only the head was inside me, and then thrusting hard back in to its full depths. No fifth grader has ever been fucked like this! As his cock slid backward, I exhaled a relief only to inhale sharply as the head rammed again against my immature cervix. It felt so good, it made me cry!

"Fuck me Daddy! Fuck me Daddy! I want to feel your cum explode inside me."

He slammed into me, harder and faster, and my head was swimming. I screamed as he seemed to penetrate my cervix and exploded his cum into my under formed uterus! Wave after wave of cum flooded my belly! Like a brand new feeling, I was washed over with ecstasy! My Daddy was the best fuck EVER! I only wished I could get pregnant like my auntie and feel a tiny life growing inside my tiny body.

As he pulled himself from me, I collapsed on the floor with exhaustion. I was spent! My tiny crippled body laid there on the floor till my Daddy picked me up and carried me to bed. My mother called soon after to say she would be spending the night at the hospital to be with Sissy and help her with the baby.

I lay in bed for an hour until I felt the need to pee. Leaving the bathroom, I heard my little sister, Dawn moving around in her room. I opened the door to check on her and saw she was sitting up in bed, playing with her dolls.

"Dawn, why are you still awake?"

"I can't sleep," she said, "I need Mommy to help me."

"Well Mommy's not coming home tonight so you'll have to make do." I told her.

"I can't, my cunny itches!"

I sat down on the bed with her. "I will help you stop itching so you can sleep. Lie back and close your eyes." She did as I told her and I removed her pajama bottoms. "This always helps me to go to sleep." I said.

I caressed her tiny mound and pressed my lips to her cunny. She tasted so sweet. I ran my tongue up and down her little slit and she moaned softly. I washed her cunny gently with my tongue and she moaned again.

"That feels good" she said.

"Just wait 'til your first fuck," I told her, "this is nothing."

At one point, a little urine dribbled out. I lapped it up nice and clean, also quite sweet tasting. I continued slathering her cunny until her moans of pleasure turned into yawns of sleepiness. A few more minutes of my gentle tongue caress, and she was fast asleep. I pulled the covers up on her, kissed her softly on the mouth, and went to my room and quickly fell asleep.

Today I turned in my composition and my teacher read it to the exclusion of all else. When she finished, she stared at me for a long moment. Then she told me it was good work, but said I needed a little work on my spelling and offered to tutor at her house Friday night. I called home and my Mom said that she would be busy helping Sissy with the baby all weekend and suggested I sleep there for the weekend if that was alright with Miss Thatcher. I gave Miss Thatcher the message and she smiled ear to ear. I think this is gonna be a good weekend!

The end

(For now)

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