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Perverted Nursery Rhymes

By Cat-girl Shelly ( M/g, pedo )

Have you guys ever noticed how perverse some nursery rhymes are? I mean take a look at Georgey Porchey.

Georgey Porchey pudding and pie; kissed the girls and made them cry. But when the boys came out to play, Georgey Porchey ran away.

I know, "How can this chick see anything perverse in that rhyme?" Let me lay it out for you. It's about a pedo named George who sat on his porch watching the kids play. Seeking the right time, he lured the girls to him with pudding and pie. But he got sloppy, as one of the girls went to the police and reported him. So when boys in blue came to arrest him. He was long gone.

You see? The people writing these and the ones who made them probably don't know it is perverse or try denying it. Anyway email me if you found this enlightening, or if you can add more perverse nursery rhymes. It's at catgalmanga@yahoo.com PS. Don't wank in front of your kids its sick and wrong.

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