Perverts 'R' Us

Bath Time

By Thom ( M/g, inc, ped, oral, mast, nosex )

"Ok hon, let's hop out of the tub. The water is getting cold."

"Hey daddy, why is your wee-wee so big?"

"Because daddy is happy to be with his little girl, giving her a bath and seeing her pretty little body. But I'm going to need your help in making him little again or I won't be able to get dressed."

"Oh, I like to help. Mommy says I'm a big help to her sometimes."

"Yes, I know you are and you will be a big help to me now. Let's get dried off"

"Ok, daddy."

"All right, jump up here and I will carry you into the bedroom where you can help me with my problem with my wee-wee."

"Sure daddy, what do you want me to do?"

"Well, to start with, I'm going to sit here on the edge of the bed and you can stand right here between my legs and I want you to put my wee-wee in your mouth for a little bit and then I want you to lick it like an ice cream cone, right on the bottom of the tip of it."

"You mean like this, daddy?"

"Yes, that's perfect. That's helping me a lot."

"But it's not getting smaller daddy, its getting bigger I think."

"Yes, that's right. It has to get bigger before it can get smaller. When you are a bit older, daddy will tell you how it all works, but for now just keep doing that licking for a bit."

"OK, daddy."

"Now we're going to do something a bit different. Climb up on the bed here and I want you to sit on my face so that your cunny slit is right over my mouth. I want to give you kisses on your cunny. I think you might like it. Do you ever rub your cunny to make it feel good?"

"Yes, I do rub my cunny and it feels good. How did you know that, daddy? Is it OK to do that, daddy?"

"Of course it is. All girls rub their cunnies and all guys rub their wee-wees. I'm going to rub my wee-wee while I'm kissing your cunny."

"Oh, hee-hee-hee, that tickles and feels really good, daddy. Will this make your wee-wee get smaller?"

"Eventually. It's definitely getting closer. How about you spin around so that you can give him some more licks while I still give you kisses on your cunny and bum?"

"OK, daddy. This is kind of funny, huh, daddy? We're kind of backward or upside down or something. Can I hold him steady with my hand around him like this, daddy?"

"Oh, you bet. That's helping a lot to make him bigger so that we can make him smaller."

"I like your kisses, daddy. Is that my poop hole you are licking, daddy?"

"Yes, hon, do you like that?"

"Yes, I like this game to try to make your wee-wee smaller. It feels really good."

"Glad you like it, sweetie. I have a couple more things I want us to try, OK?"

"Oh good. What should I do next?"

"Well, lay down on your back. I'm going to do another sort of upside down thing. Put your feet up on my chest. I'm going to push my wee-wee between your legs so that it pokes out the front on to your cunny. See, it fits really nicely through your legs and I can rub it on the groove that your cunny slit makes. Are you dizzy sort of standing on your head?"

"No that's fine. I like having your wee-wee there. If feels nice rubbing on my cunny like that."

"When you get older I'll be able to put it inside your cunny, but you are too small right now."

"You mean it will fit into my cunny like it fits into my mouth?"

"Yes, it will. That's where a boy's wee-wee is supposed to go when he and a girl get together and do stuff like this."

"Is it still getting bigger, daddy, so that it can get smaller? When will it start to get smaller?"

"It will definitely get smaller very soon. I just have always wanted to try this but I feel bad sort of standing you on your head to rub myself over your cunny slit. But it does feel pretty nice and you are so beautiful. OK, here's the last part and it's going to get smaller very shortly. Push up to the top of the bed and lay back on those pillows, ok? Can you rub yourself like you said you did to make yourself feel good? I'm going to kneel here close by and rub myself too at the same time. Listen just before my wee-wee gets smaller, he's going to shoot white, sticky stuff all over the place. It will probably get on your cunny and tummy and maybe even your face. It won't hurt at all and you can even scoop it up and lick it if you like, ok?"

"OK, daddy. Do you mean to rub myself like this on the top of my cunny? This is where I rub it to make it feel good."

"Yes baby, that's exactly right and I'm going to rub myself like this by putting my fist around the end of my wee-wee and moving it back and forth. Oh, baby you are so beautiful and it is so hot to see you touching yourself like that."

"Wow, daddy, what a lot of stuff shot out of your wee-wee and it's all over the place."

"Whew, it sure is. I guess we're going to have to take another bath."