Perverts 'R' Us

Arkady's Visit

By Danyealle ( M/F, plot, nosex )

Darious picked up the phone on the third ring, "Hello?"

"May I speak with Dani, please?" A melodious, husky, sexy female voice asked.

He grinned, the voice had definitely gotten his attention, and it was quite sexy, "Just a minute, I will get her." He walked into the living room and handed Dani the phone, "It's for you."

She smiled up at him and took the phone, "Thanks Mookie." She talked softly into it for a minute or so, then got up and walked into his study and shut the door behind her.

He settled himself in his chair and looked at the study door, curious about what was going on. She never left the room when she talked on the phone, not caring what he overheard.

About 20 minutes later she emerged and put the phone back on the cradle before flopping onto his lap and snuggling up to him.

He wrapped his arms around her and kissed the top of her head, "So Toy, what's up?"

Purring happily, she looked up at him, "Well honey, we have some company coming for a couple days."

Arching an eyebrow, he looked down at her, "Oh really? Shouldn't you have asked me before you invite someone over, Toy?"

Shaking her head, she sighed, "Normally I would, but this is business, something I have to do. Not a social visit."

Putting a finger under her chin, he tilted her face up so he could look into her eyes, "Oh? What kind of business is this?"

Smiling up at him, she said, "This man needs my protection is all. It's part of my job, Darious."

Stroking her cheek softly, he said, "Oh OK. Just who is this guy, and whom are you protecting him from?" He was less than thrilled at the thought of another man being in the house around her. He knew that was something that could cause all manner of problems.

Laying her head on his shoulder, she started running her finger tips up and down his chest, "His name is Arkady, I'm protecting him from Jade, his old owner."

He thought for a minute, trying to place the name Arkady. He had heard it before, until it hit him, "This is the man that gave you Claude, right?"

Nodding, she said, "Yup, that's him."

Stroking his chin thoughtfully, then said, "Hmm, let me guess, it was this Jade who tore you up in the first place?"

Chuckling, she grinned up at him, "Oh yeah, that's who did it."

His brow furrowed slightly, still concerned about a man he really didn't know being around her, "So, just who is this Arkady guy, besides being the person who gave you Claude?"

Wrapping her arms around him, she smiled up into his face, "Well, I've known Arkady for about 500 years now. He started out in life as a Viking, now he's a consultant for the she-devil council. He's one of my closest and dearest friends."

When he heard the word "Viking" both his eyebrows shot up. He was now more than concerned, he was downright worried. He had known Vikings in his past and knew what they were like. There was no way he wanted one in his house, around Dani! "He's a Viking?"

She giggled softly, her eyes dancing, "WAS a Viking. Not anymore."

He looked down at her, brow still furrowed, "Don't you mean still is?"

Giggling louder, she looked up at him, eyes' twinkling, "No, WAS."

"Well, what is he now then?"

Suppressing more giggles, she said, "Well, now he's a werewolf. All this will be made clear and understood the first time you hear him talk, believe me."

Eyebrow still arched, he looked down at her, "Uh huh, well, I'll keep my reservations to myself until then."

"Darious, I trust him with my life. He is a complete and total gentleman, you'll see."

Nodding, he said, "I understand that Toy, but I don't know him, so I am a bit weary."

Kissing him softly on the cheek, she then stroked his hair softly and said, "I can certainly understand that but please keep an open mind. He'll be arriving sometime in the morning."

Stroking her hair softly, he replied, "I will try Toy. How long will he be staying for? Or do you know?"

"About a week, give or take a couple days."

Nodding, he said, "Until this Jade cools her jets?"

"Yeah, that's about right."

Sighing deeply, he rubbed up and down her back, "I guess I can handle it, but he better behave himself or he and I will go rounds." He looked down at her and grinned, "So, tell me, who was the sexy voice on the phone? That was nice!"

She laughed, "Oh that was Zsuzanna."

"Oh OK. Just who is she?"

"She's on the she-devil council."

"Do you two talk a lot?"

"Yeah, she and I have been friends for a long time."

He was trying to get more information out of her about this woman and the council, but from the short answers it became obvious she didn't want to talk much about it, so he let it drop. "OK, just calling to give you a heads up then, huh?"

She curled up closer to him and lay her head on his shoulder, "Yeah, this is one of my jobs. I've always been Arkady's protector since he was released from Jade."

Holding her closer, he nuzzled his face into her soft, golden blonde hair, "No one else fits the bill to do that, huh?"

Smiling, she pressed closer to him, "I can handle Jade better than anyone else is all."

Kissing the top of her head, he said, "OK, Toy." He swatted her playfully on the ass, "Well, let's go up and make sure one of the guest rooms is ready for him, then we can go and fool around a bit before bed."

Giggling, she hopped off his lap, "OK, let's go."