Perverts 'R' Us

Arkady Arrives

By Danyealle ( M/F, plot, nosex )

At about 4:30 A.M., Darious was awoken by the doorbell ringing. Squinting at the clock on the bedside table, he growled, "Who the fuck could that be at this hour?"

Dani woke up when he rolled over. When the doorbell rang again, she hopped out of bed, "That'll be Arkady!" she said, excitedly. She headed downstairs, still dressed in her night clothes, one of his dress shirts and a thong.

He tried to stop her, "Get dressed, toy!" He yelled but it was too late, she was already headed down the stairs at top speed. He growled softly to himself, and then got out of bed. Quickly, he pulled on a pair of sweats and his robe, and then headed after her.

When he got downstairs, he found her being held by a giant of a man. She was in his arms, with her ass cradled in the crook of his arm. He had to be at least 6'5" and around 260 lbs. He had lots of thick, dark blonde hair, down past his shoulders. His deep, sparkling blue eyes were smiling as much as the grin on his mouth. Darious frowned a bit at the sight and arched an eyebrow, but he did notice that there didn't seem to be anything even remotely sexual about the hug. It was more like the hug a big brother would give his sister.

Arkady cuddled her close to his chest, happy to see her after so long of a time. It pleased him to no end to see that she was obviously well and happy. "Lady Danyealle, it is fabulous to see you once more. You look well, I must say! That is WONDERFUL!"

Darious listened, grinning, not believing the frou-frou stuff that was coming out of this big man's mouth. This was most definitely NOT what he was expecting from a Viking.

Arkady looked over and saw Darious standing there. Stepping over closer, he stuck out his huge hand, "Sir, thank you for extending your hospitality to me. It is extremely appreciated on my behalf. Any way I may be of assistance to you, just let me know and I will be more than willing and happy to help out as repayment."

Darious shook his hand, noticing the immense power of his grip. "It is nice to finally have the honor of meeting you, Arkady."

Dani giggled and gave Arkady a peck on the cheek, "As you probably guessed, Darious, this is Arkady SnuggleWolfie."

Arkady grinned at the name and held her closer, giving her a peck on the forehead.

Darious shook his head looking at the two. Up to this point he thought the nickname she had given him, Mookie, was bad, but there was no way he would tolerate something like SnuggleWolfie. Yet, this big man seemed to like the name. "Well Arkady, it is indeed a pleasure. While here, make yourself at home. Grab your stuff and I'll show you to your room."

Arkady sat her down on her feet, and then ruffled her hair before grabbing his bags. "Again, thank you for your hospitality Sir. But there is no need to show me where to go. Just tell me which room I'll be residing in and give me a bit of direction on how to find it. I was able to navigate a longboat in my former life so finding a bedroom shan't be a problem."

Darious quickly told him where it was. Arkady nodded, "I will get out of your hair for a time then. It was a long trip and I believe I will take a rest for some time. So, if you will excuse me, I will make myself scarce." He then disappeared up the stairs.

When the sound of a door closing was heard Dani looked at Darious, grinning from ear to ear, "I told you!"

He scratched his head and gave her a puzzled look, "That is a Viking?"

Giggling more, her eyes sparkling, she said, "WAS a Viking, I told you that."

Looking up the stairs, Darious said, "He is either very gentile or flakey. I'm not sure which one."

She wrapped her arms around his middle and kissed him on the shoulder, "He's very gentile, Darious. He exists in a society of women where men have no power of any kind, so he goes out of his way to try not to offend anyone."

Shaking his head, he looked down at her, "This is going to take some getting used to after dealing with you and your extensive four letter word vocabulary. What did they do, knock the bark off of him and transfer it to you?"

She giggled and stuck her tongue out at him, "He'll grow on you, it just takes some time is all."

Chuckling deeply, he said, "It's going to take a lot of getting used to, if you ask me."

"Be warned, he is always like that."

He arched an eyebrow and looked down at her, "Always? Even when he is angry?"

She nodded, "Always, even when he's angry. Actually, Arkady doesn't really get angry. The strongest he ever gets is miffed."

Running a hand through his hair, Darious shook his head, "OK, that is scary!"

She giggled again, "That is just Arkady is all."

He chuckled again, "Well, this is going to take some getting used to. Right about now I feel like I've been dropped in a time warp and am going crazy."

Grinning, she poked him in the ribs playfully, "We all do, but you'll eventually get used to it."

He picked her up and held her close, "I hope so. Let's go back to bed, OK toy?"