Perverts 'R' Us

Amy Lee and Me

By Ralph Kramden ( M/g, 1st, cons )

My wife thinks I'm nuts to have quit my job as a stockbroker to teach third grade but, hell, I've made a bundle, why not enjoy life a little, do some good for society? Anyway, I like kids. Most of my students are eight years old and they are so cute. It is a great age, I think.

Amy Lee is probably my favorite. She is such a cutie, and she is an excellent student. I know that Chinese families really push education and expect their children to excel in school. Amy is no exception. But she is so genuine. She isn't arrogant or bossy, like some little girls her age. I feel very comfortable around Amy.

It was toward the end of the school year and I had organized a field trip, a science field trip to Dogtown Meadows. It's an interesting site, with many micro climates and varied fauna and flora. We were going to check out the butterflies and the birds and the various bugs. Kids like bugs.

Since Proposition 13, we don't have school buses any more, so I got the parents to volunteer to take the kids out to the site. In the parking lot, Amy asked if she could ride with me, since I was also driving my van.

"Of course, Amy, I'd love to have you" I said, and she jumped in the van and slid across the seat, right next to me. We had plenty of cars, so it was just Amy and me in my van.

I guess I hadn't noticed it before but Amy's little legs were so brown, she must have been spending some time in the sun. She was wearing denim shorts and a yellow halter top with the word "Cal" on the front. She was so smart she would be at Berkeley someday, if she wanted it.

I didn't want the kids to dress up for this event. It was just for fun...and a little science.

"I really like field trips Mr. Kramden, they are so fun" Amy offered. Her teeth are so white and her dark hair is so shiny, I thought.

"What does a cow have four of that I only have two of?" Amy asked.

"What's this Amy? Is this a riddle" She nodded, looked very sly and said "Legs"

"What's in your pants that you have but I don't have?" again a big, knowing grin. My God, I thought, she's so innocent, where did she pick up this stuff?

"Pockets" she almost yelled and slapped my thigh, laughing her head off.

I laughed too and put my hand on hers, on my thigh.

"You know Amy, those riddles are almost naughty. Do you know that?" I offered.

She smirked a little and said her friend Eddy had taught her the riddles and yes, she did know that they were a little naughty. She clung to my bicep with both hands, her face full of glee.

I patted her little brown leg.

"Would you like an M & M, Mr. Kramden?" Amy asked as she opened a bag.

"Guess so" I said. She was putting it in my mouth when we hit a bump and the candy fell into her, well, on a woman it would be "cleavage". Anyway it fell into her halter top. She pulled her top up to get the candy and I glanced at her smooth stomach and belly button, which was also pretty brown.

"Ha, Ha, I got it" she said and playfully ran it over my lips. I opened my mouth and she put it on my tongue then shut my mouth with her hands. What a tease, I thought.

"My foot itches" she said and took off her pink tennis shoe and sock. "Would you scratch it for me?" she inquired.

"Amy" I said. "I can't, I'm driving the car" She gave a little pout and said "You can steer with one hand and scratch my foot with the other." whereupon she put her foot on my lap, sticking up.

"It itches right here" she said, indicating a spot. I gently rubbed it and then scratched it a bit with my nails. She giggled.

I was caressing her foot, up and down and a strange notion came over me that this was just like masturbating. The motion was the same. I was masturbating her foot. I pressed it against my cock a little bit. It felt good.

"That's enough" I said and took her foot away.

"All better" she giggled.

"Do you like the red ones?" she inquired. I guessed that she meant the M&M's and said yes.

"We never have any red ones at home" Amy said. "My mom likes the red ones, and as soon as a package is opened, she eats them all."

"Open your mouth and I'll toss up a red one and you can catch it in your mouth" she said.

"Amy, are you crazy? I can't do that while I'm driving"

"OK, Mr. Kramden, I'm a pretty good shot. I can aim pretty well. Open your mouth and I'll just toss it in" I did and she did. But it hit my glasses instead of my mouth and landed in my lap.

"I'll get it" Amy offered. Her face was the picture of concentration as she tried to pick up the M&M off my lap, but it just fell down into my crotch.

"Darn" her brows were knitted as she was searching around in my crotch for the candy. I felt her little fingers down there and the palm of her hand grazed my cock a few times. I actually started to get an erection.

"Got it!" she beamed as she scrunched up her shoulders and slipped the candy seductively into her mouth.

"Whew, the heat" I said as I opened the van door. No A/C out here. I got a blanket out of the back and Amy put her shoe back on. The other cars had arrived as well and we congregated on a grassy hill where there thankfully was a little wind.

We were fortunate to have a parent who was with the Nature Conservancy, so she was able to point out some of the birds and mimic their calls.

I led a group down the slope, where we had found a garter snake that we circled like wagons around a campfire. I was explaining how the snake moves by pushing one part of its body against the ground while elevating another part when I realized I was staring at Amy on the other side of the circle. I was looking at the point where her legs meet and imagining what was beneath her shorts.

A cry came up from Lagunita's creek. One of the boys had spotted some salmon in the shallow creek and the kids all started running down to see. Amy came over and elbowed my ribs.

"Watcha looking at?" she said. "You were watching me weren't you?"

I stammered that I probably looked like I was staring at her, or out into space, while I gathered my thoughts.

"I liked it" she said. "I like it when you look at me" She turned and ran down the hill to the creek. It was too damned hot. I walked down to the creek.

One of the boys was in the water trying to catch the fish with his hands. I pulled him out by the scruff of his neck admonishing him and the others to leave nature alone.

I explained why the salmon were here, how the females laid their eggs in the gravel and how the males shot their sperm into the water where it settled on the eggs and made baby salmon. Some were interested, others played tag.

The afternoon wore on. We had the sandwiches and orange halves the parents had brought. Several of us sat on the blanket and watched a parade of ants march by.

Things began to break up. Some of the kids needed to get back for soccer practice, others for music lessons or whatever.

I picked up the blanket and put my hand on Amy's shoulder. "We better get back" I said.

"I want to go swimming" she said. The others got in their cars and left while Amy and I strolled through the heat to the swimming hole.

"Maybe we can wade a bit" I said. "We don't have any suits." I spread the blanket down under a tree.

Amy got down on the blanket and took off her shoes and socks, then her halter top and shorts.

She wiggled out of her panties and stood their naked in front of me like some sort of brown pagan goddess.

"We skinny dip in our pool" she said. "It's OK." and ran into the water.

The water was running off her long, black locks as she pushed them away from her face.

"C'mon, Mr. Kramden, It's hot. C'mon get in" she begged. I took off my clothes and waded in.

The water was cool and I sat down and took a couple of strokes. Amy playfully splashed me and then to make up came over and gave me a hug. Her naked body against mine was heaven itself.

Dripping, we sauntered back to the blanket and lay down. The sun was lower on the horizon, and the bees were doing their thing in the nearby clover. Crickets sounded over in the woods.

"Do you like to snuggle?" Amy asked. "My mom and me snuggle. She snuggles up against me and eats all the red M&M's"

Amy put her face up to mine and hugged me. The warm sun felt good on my back.

"Do you snuggle with your dad too?" I inquired. Amy didn't say anything.

"I liked the salmon" she said. "The best part of the field trip was the salmon."

"Do people make babies like the salmon make baby fish?" she asked.

I rolled over and showed her my penis. "You see Amy, I'm a man and I am built a little different than you. A man puts his penis inside a woman. The woman's eggs are inside of her, otherwise it's about the same"

"Do I have eggs inside of me?" she asked.

"Yes you do, Amy" I said "but you aren't old enough yet to make babies." She looked at her vagina and put her finger in it.

"Does the penis go in here?" she asked. I nodded yes. "Can you put yours in me, Mr. Kramden?"

I thought for a moment and formed my response.

"Amy, for a man to put his penis inside a woman, there has to be love between the two. Of course a man can put his penis in a woman without love between the two, but it isn't any good. I mean, it works, but it isn't right and it isn't fun." I explained.

"I love you, Mr. Kramden, so I think it would be OK, and I think you love me too, because you are always watching me. I mean, I guess that is why you are watching me, isn't it, Mr Kramden?" she intoned.

"Amy" I started "it isn't unusual for a student to have a crush on her teacher. Boys have it too, with female teachers. I think you might have a crush on me. As for me, well yes, you are a very attractive young lady, and being a man, I'm flattered that you like me and, further, I do think about having sex with you, but that doesn't make it right"

Amy turned on her side facing me and held my penis, first with one hand and then with both. It got a little bigger. She searched my face with her almond eyes.

"Have you ever touched your dad's penis? I asked. She looked away.

"My dad doesn't live with us" she said a little sadly.

"Maybe that's it, Amy" I said. "You need a man in your life. Maybe that's why you think you love me."

Amy rolled on top of me, her full naked body in contact with mine, her vulva against my cock.

"I love you, Mr. Kramden. I love you and I know you love me" she said.

We kissed. She started licking my ear and I caressed her bottom, working my hand eventually to her sex. I put my finger in there.

My cock was fully erect now and Amy could feel it against her belly.

"It's so big now" she said. "Will it fit in me? Let's see if it will."

"Amy, if we did do that... if we did put my penis in there, you would have to keep it a secret. It would have to be kept a secret from everybody, even your mom"

"I can keep a secret" she said. "I want you to do it, Mr. Kramden. I really want you to put it in me"

"Let's try a little something first" I suggested. I took her off of me and put my head between her legs and started licking her rectum and her pussy.

"OH, OH, Mr. Kramden" she squealed. "That's so nice, that feels so good. Oh, Mr. Kramden."

"You can do it to me too, if you want to try" I suggested, and flipped her around to the 69 position. We lay there in the sun with the gentle breeze cooling our bodies, sucking and licking each other in ecstasy.

She took my cock out of her mouth and said "OK, let's do it now, Mr. Kramden. Let's put it in me."

"It may hurt a little bit, Amy" I said. "It'll only hurt once and then it will feel good, Amy, but I don't want to hurt you"

She took my shaft and put it on her labia. She wiggled it around a bit while I pushed. In it went, but not too far.

"It's going to hurt Amy if I push it in further" I said.

"Push, Mr. Kramden, I want it, I want it." and I did. She winced and took a gasp of air as I pushed passed her hymen.

"Oh, Oh, Oh" she was squealing. She started to cry, tears flowing down her cheeks.

"Oh Amy" I cried. "I've hurt you."

"NO, no Mr. Kramden. It's OK. Push, push, push, please push" she directed.

Our mouths met, then our tongues, in and out. My cock went in deep and then out, and in again and out, repeatedly. It was so much better than with my wife. I just loved fucking this little one.

Amy was crying tears of joy and squealing and panting and making so much noise I was afraid someone would come over, even though we were in a very secluded spot.

Finally she stiffened up and stopped breathing. I pushed hard and she clawed my back. Her pelvis was thrust into mine and I came.

They say it is one thing for a couple to go together, but better still is to cum together, and we had done it, our first time.

We held each other for quite a while, and then I started to pull my cock out.

"Don't go, Mr. Kramden" she begged. "Don't go away"

"If you keep the secret Amy, there will be other times. We need to go now" I pulled it out.

Amy investigated the cum running out of her pussy. She smelled it, she tasted it. She smeared it around her smooth mound and on her cheek.

"Just like the fish, huh, Mr. Kramden?"

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