Perverts 'R' Us

A Holiday Party

By Ralph Kramden ( pedo, 1st, oral, S/F, swing )

I decided to pull over and have a beer in Roseanna's tavern. I guess that's what the neon sign said. It was awfully hard to read it through the snow flurries. Someone in there, I thought, might know where Crenshaw Drive was. I was trying to get to the office holiday party, but I hadn't been in this part of town in ages and with the dark and the snow I was totally lost.

Stamping the snow off my feet I closed the door behind me and looked for a place at the bar. It wasn't crowded. Linda, that's what her name-tag said, brought me a cold one and I started to relax.

"Linda, I've been trying for an hour to find 325 Crenshaw Drive and I'm worn to a frazzle, do you know where it is?" I asked.

"We're at Progress and Fourth she said, did you come down Barrington or did you take Juanita?" she asked me.

"Juanita, I think, it's snowing out so hard I had trouble reading the signs" I offered.

"Well if you go up the hill from here, one, two, let's see, four stop-lights and then take a left on Hampton you'll be right close. Crenshaw is about a half mile on your right"

The beer was making my belly feel warm and having relaxed I thought I'd better go out and try again. Linda's enticing smile didn't make it easy to go.

With the windshield wipers on high I strained to make out the street sign, it could have been Crenshaw but I was far from sure. A big shingled house with all its lights on was just ahead. Someone was having a party, maybe my office mates, although I didn't recognize any of the cars.

"Someone in there will know," I thought as I parked across the street.

I rang the doorbell and after receiving no response I knocked. I could hear music and the hum of voices you hear at parties. I figured that no one had heard the bell or knock so I decided to just open the door and walk in. All I could be was in the wrong place, no harm done.

Somebody had heard the bell I found. As I stood in the foyer a young lady hurried through the crowd to get the door. She was completely naked.

Obviously I was in the wrong house but my belly felt warm from the beer and I was a little light-headed. I didn't turn to go.

"Aren't you cold?" I asked the beauty as sort of a joke.

"I've been...er...exercising," she said, laughing. "I'm pretty warm, and you are....?" she inquired.

I told her my first name and she just assumed I was there for the party because she took my coat and my hand. She led me through the crowd. I didn't have a chance to look around.

"I just want to throw this on the bed," she said. "Do you need a review or do you remember the rules here?"

"Well" I coughed a little. "Maybe you could refresh my memory just in case..you know" I said.

"You're free to use the whole house" she said "but my kids are asleep on the third floor, so if you use that bathroom, please keep it quiet"

"Of course," I mumbled.

"Now, as you know" she began "the main rule is that you can touch what you can see and you cannot touch what you cannot see, understand? If it is bare, it is O.K., clothed means No".

"Well...." I said. She ignored my ignorance and continued.

"For instance, if a woman has her tits showing you can touch. You can even play with them if you wish, but if she is wearing shorts, as an example, you cannot see her pussy, so you cannot touch it. O.K.?"

"Unh hunh" I gasped trying to remain somewhat cool.

"Pretty much everything else is allowed" she instructed. "Now if you want to get started right away and meet new friends I suggest you take off your pants and your shorts. That way your genitals will be visible and someone can touch them and you can take it from there. Sound like fun?"

I was definitely not at my office party or I dare say anyone's office party. "What the hell is this?" I wondered.

My hostess gave my hand a squeeze and left me in the bedroom with piles of coats on the bed. I pondered what to do. It did sound like a fun kind of kinky party if the participants were as good looking as the hostess. I took off my pants and headed out into the crowd, my cock swinging back and forth.

At the drink table I ordered a scotch and looked around the room. People were in all kinds of costumes and disguises. Many were wearing masks. Others had their faces (and bodies) painted. Quite a few had on some sort of minimal clothing such as a short jacket open in front or a cardigan, their shoulders, arms and back covered with everything else exposed. Most of the women wore high heels, jewelry or ribbons and some sort of hat. For a bunch of naked people they were pretty dressed up.

Of course some were in street clothes and they seemed to stand around in little groups together. One guy, semi dressed had on jeans with red suspenders, his fly unzipped and his cock and balls hanging out.

I almost choked on my scotch when I glanced at the far side of the room. There was a couple, both buck-naked, sitting back on a couch fucking. She was sitting on his lap A small crowd surrounded them, watching. One woman approached them and put her hands on their sex organs, feeling the coming and goings, watching with her hands.

I had to check this out and wandered over. Passing a bald guy, a petite tart winked at me. She had the word "suck" written on her chest with a felt tip pen and two arrows going down to her nipples. On her stomach she, or more probably a friend, had written "Fuck" with an arrow disappearing in her pubic hair. She saw me admiring her and slowly turned so that I could read her back which said "Rear Entry". A line went down to the crack of her ass.

"What is this?" I thought. "What am I going to do here? I'm going to need a couple more drinks to get into this" I needn't have wondered how I was going to fit in, for at that moment I felt a tug on my cock accompanied by a little chortle"

"Can I get this thing up for you?" she asked; she being a striking, tall brunette in a beret. She had both hands on my penis and was rubbing it with gusto.

"You can play with mine too, you know" she giggled. She didn't have a thing on but her shoes, her hat and a holiday ribbon around her neck and a matching one above her knee.

She looked into my eyes with a big grin on her face.

"What's the matter don't you like pussy?" she asked. She took my hand and placed it on her sex.

"Let's just masturbate each other, OK?" she offered.

"Your breasts are uncovered" I stammered. "Is it alright if I ...er..touch them?"

"Of course, Silly" she said. She was really working my cock, which had grown quite firm.

"A little higher" she instructed. "Your finger should be a little higher, ahh, yes that's the place, just play around right there, yes, that feels good." I stroked her tits with my free hand.

Suddenly a big blond guy with a hard cock out to here grabbed her buttocks.

"Kathy, Kathy, I've been looking for you" he said as his cock slipped between her legs and touched my hand. She spun around at the sound of his voice.

"Oh Kevin, you great big silly" she said as she dropped my cock and threw her arms around his neck kissing him. "I was just having some fun here with this guy. C'mon, let's go downstairs and do it on the pool table, I've been just waiting here for you, c'mon"

She took his hand and as they left she turned to me, smiled and said "Don't go away, now, I want to jerk you off. OK? I'll be back. Wait for me?" I smiled, my cock growing limp.

I put down my drink and sort of worked the room. When I saw a good looking woman, even if she was talking to someone, I would run my hand up her thigh to her crotch or gently squeeze her tits. I always got a smile and frequently she would give my penis a nice feel. It was fun and I was getting the 'feel' of it.

One gal on her knees and "free blowjobs" written on her back dropped her current project long enough to say, "Don't go away, I'm blowing every guy here, clothed or not and you're next" She pointed her finger at me by way of emphasis. She was very attractive, even pretty but something of a mess with cum in her dark hair.

As I approached the couch I could see the couple there better. A small crowd was standing around watching them. A guy next to me motioned toward them.

"I like to watch people fuck, so does my wife. How about you?" He had his hand in his pants fiddling with himself. I smiled and tried to get in a little closer when I noticed a really great looking redhead following me around with her eyes. I stepped around the woman giving free blowjobs and approached her.

"You have lovely hair," I said. "It just shines"

"Thank you" she said as she smiled. "As you can see my pussy is red too"

"Yes" I said, "It looks like a flame. Like you have a fire down there."

She laughed and said "Sometimes I get pretty hot, would you like to see my cunt?"

I was a little taken aback by the vulgarity but didn't let it show.

"I like to show people my cunt" she offered as she stepped up on to the arm of a chair and spread her lips revealing her pink channel. "Can you see OK?" I nodded.

She inserted her finger and played around with her labia watching my eyes carefully as she continued with her demonstration.

"Let me show you from behind" She bent over the chair showing me her ass.

"Now watch this" She spread her cheeks revealing everything. "Can you see my cunt? My asshole?" she asked. "Can you see alright? I want you to see it, my cunt I mean"

"Lovely" I said not sure where to go next with this exhibitionist.

"I like to show people my cunt" she offered.

"So you mentioned," I said.

It was getting a little crowded. I almost tripped over a young couple on the floor in the 69 position.

"Oh I love this" my redhead friend exclaimed when she saw them.

She was on the floor with the two in a split second. She watched the guys cock go in and out of his girlfriend's throat and when the timing was just right she had her mouth all over his balls. With her spare hand she still had her ass spread so that any stray guest could get a good look at her cunt. I figured it was O.K. for me to leave.

I got one of those little paper plates and put some olives, cheese and so forth on them. Nibbling as I surveyed the scene I spotted a young lady who looked unattached. I took an olive and stuck it in her mouth. She laughed.

"Wanna put this thing in my mouth?" she asked, holding my cock and balls with both hands.

I felt I should reciprocate but had the plate in my hand. Juggling things about a bit I was able to hold the plate in one hand and get my arm around her and with my other hand on her ass I got my finger in her vagina. She held my cock in one hand and tried to force her finger into my asshole with the other. It was awkward.

"You know what guy?" she said. "I want to do something with you, would you like me to give you a rim job? I'm pretty good at it. It really makes your asshole feel great."

"I better finish this plate off first" I said.

"Or maybe you could fuck me in the ass? That would be nice. I like getting fucked in the ass" she offered. "What do you think? We could do both, the rim job and the ass fucking"

"You know" she said, "Most people don't give enough thought to their assholes. All they think about is fucking...well I like to fuck as much as anyone but, what I'm trying to say, is how many people really enjoy a good shit? I mean how many?"

She was certainly anal attentive. I sampled some cheddar.

"Having fun, Russ?" It was the hostess who spoke as she ran her hand over my bare butt. She gave me a big smile but hadn't remembered my name.

"Better get laid" she said. "Forgot to tell you that at 10:00 PM I come through here and make up couples myself of those who haven't been sharing. I just pick people at random and tell them to get down on the floor and do it. So less watching and more action O.K?"

People were all over the place feeling each other up, licking and sucking on breasts and genitals, fucking. There were quite a few just watching.

That is probably what turned my hostess' face white. Among the gawkers was a sleepy-looking little girl in pajamas.

"Penny, Penny what are you doing up, get back to bed this very instant" said my hostess.

Penny, about 12 or 13 I would guess, hung her head and started back up the staircase. I followed her with my eyes. She stopped, turned around and watched the goings-on.

"Right now Penny, I mean it" screamed her mother. "Maybe we're making too much noise," she offered as she stroked my thigh. She hurried after her daughter and Penny bounded up the stairs taking two at a time.

I was intrigued. To my mind Penny was the best looking girl in the whole place. She had a turned up nose and freckles. Her blond hair was in braids and her old fashioned drop-bottomed pj's barely concealed a nubile body with just a hint of growing breasts.

Her mother gave up the pursuit when Penny rushed up the stairs and was now down on her knees helping the "free blowjob" lady with her latest cock and balls. I decided to go to the john.... the upstairs john.

Stepping around a couple of guys playing with each other's dicks and French-kissing at the same time, I ascended the stairs. I found Penny sitting there a little way up, listening to the party.

"It's on the left when you get to the next landing" she said, evidently to me. I didn't have any pants on but it didn't seem to phase her as I stepped over her.

"I guess you are Penny" I said. "Can't sleep? Too noisy?"

"I just want to watch the grown -ups" she said. "I like parties, I want to watch"

"I'm afraid your mother thinks you are a little too young to party yet, Penny" I offered.

"Yeah that totally sucks" she said. "I saw what they were doing, I know what they were doing. I bet I could do that stuff too"

I sat down beside her and put my arm on her shoulder. "It's no fun being left out is it?" I said. She didn't answer. She started sucking her thumb.

"That's grown-up stuff going on down there, Penny" I said. "You wouldn't enjoy it or understand it."

"I would too," she almost shouted. "I watched this guy licking between his girlfriend's legs, she had her eyes closed and she had her hands on his head and she was pushing his head down between her legs. She was really enjoying it"

In the half-light of the staircase she was really lovely, tender, young.

"I could feel, I mean I could imagine what that would feel like. You know, having someone lick you there. While I watched them I felt myself with my fingers. I was trying to imagine getting licked down there by a boy" she offered. "I bet it feels real good, I want to get licked like that girl"

"Have you ever had sex with anyone?" I was kicking myself as I asked such a stupid question.

"No" she didn't seem offended.

"I mean, I can get myself wet with my fingers but I haven't been licked by a boy or anything."

"It's pretty wonderful when its done right" I said "I'm not sure that what they are doing down there is that wonderful, it's best when a man and a woman are together in private and love one another and take their time and enjoy each other."

"I know, I know. I read stuff" she said.

"Hey" she blurted out in a completely different vein. "Your thingy is showing, can I see it"

"You've never seen a penis before" I asked.

"I've seen my brother's thingy but it is little, yours is big" she said and it was true. Sitting there with my arm on Penny's lovely, soft shoulder my cock had hardened up a bit.

"Let me see" she said as she took my cock in her two hands. "It feels warm, what's this part?" she asked rubbing the head with her little fingers. "Does the piss come out here?"

"Yes Penny" I said, "and sperm too. It comes out of this little slit here"

"Show me" she demanded. "Make some sperm come out"

"It's not that easy Penny, I can't just make the sperm come out. It's a process and a whole lot of stimulation has to occur for the sperm to come out" I instructed.

"Show me how, I want to know how to stimulate it or whatever" she said.

I was getting pretty excited, but thought for a minute. I really would like to play around with this little tyke and she seems willing, but she is so young, definitely illegal. On the other hand who's going to know? Her mother hasn't a clue who I am, neither does Penny. Everyone is busy enjoying the party, Penny and I could just slip into her bedroom and I could show her what sex is all about and no one would ever know.

"If you want, Penny, we could stimulate each other, both at the same time, would you like that?" I asked. I rubbed her shoulder and back.

"Let's go!" she said standing up. We tiptoed into her room and shut the door. Her brother was sound asleep down the hall. The curtains were open and we could see the snow swirls by the street light as I lay her on the bed. I kissed her on the mouth and she kissed back, her tongue finding mine in a few moments.

Her clean, little girl scent overwhelmed me. I smelled her hair, her cheeks and her neck. I licked her ear. I thrust my tongue into her eye and licked her eyebrow and her nostrils.

Lying there together I whispered "Penny let me rub between your legs, I won't hurt you."

She squeezed my arm in assent. I carefully unbuttoned the back door of her PJs and ran my hand up her inner thigh. Gently I felt her pussy and the soft down there. My fingers opened her and felt for her clit. Finding it I gently stroked it on each side. Penny moaned in ecstasy.

"I'm going to put my finger in your hole now, Penny" I said as I slipped first one and then two fingers into her warm cunt. She stirred and squeezed my forearm hard.

"Can you lick me like that guy downstairs?" she whispered. I unzipped her from chin to crotch. She shrugged off the garment and lay there naked. I could see her nipples, fairly mature for such a youngster, under her two little mounds. I licked and then sucked on one of her tits, my hand in her crotch.

"You must stimulate me too Penny" I said. She took my cock in both hands and began to rub it. "Let me show you" I said and pointed out how to do a proper hand job.

We played with each other's sex organs a while and then I spread her legs and started licking her sex. I opened her pussy with my tongue and found her love button. She shuddered and spread her legs wider.

"More, more" she was speaking too loudly.

"Shhhh" I cautioned.

"Let me do it to you too" she offered. We soon had our mouths full of each other's genitals. She licked and sucked and tried to swallow my penis. I slobbered in her cunt until she was incredibly wet. Her clit had grown quite large.

"Can you stick your penis in me, please" she asked.

"It's going to hurt a little" I cautioned.

"I want you in me" she answered. "I want to feel you inside me"

I put both my hands on her ass and turned her around. We started French kissing and I stroked her budding breasts, my cock was resting in her groin. She spread her legs a little and tried to push my dick in her hole. I stroked her back and buttocks and pushed, just a little. The head went in.

"All the way" she instructed. "Please"

"OH, OH that hurts" she complained as I pushed through her hymen. "No, no don't stop. Don't stop, push it all the way in. YES, that's it push some more, OH GOD" Tears streamed from her eyes.

I pushed and pulled and she panted and moaned and thrust her pelvis into my groin rhythmically with each forward push. She laughed out loud then cried.

"I love it, I love it" she intoned. "This is great, I love it" I knew I was going to cum pretty soon but wanted to stay with her while she climaxed. It would be her first orgasm and I wanted to be sure it was memorable and good. Finally her whole body stiffened and she thrust her pelvis into my dick, pushed and pushed and held her breath. I knew she was cumming.

"Oh my God, Oh my God" she said panting.

I pulled it out and immediately came all over her pussy and inner thigh. She put her hand in the cum and spread her fingers, the cum sticking to them.

"Ha Ha, look at this stuff" she laughed, spreading it over her breast and rubbing it into her nipple. We hugged and kissed. I slipped around and had her in front of me spoon style, my dripping cock in the crack of her ass.

We lay there silently for the longest time. Finally she spoke.

"What's your name?" she asked. "Ralph" I replied.

"I know what they call what we were doing, Ralph" she offered. "We had sexual intercourse. I got fucked for the first time and I loved it. We were fucking, Ralph, fucking. It was real and it was intense sex, wasn't it?"

I squeezed her. "Yes Penny, it was fun wasn't it"

"Tell me Penny" I said. "Why did you have sex with me? You don't even know me."

"You're nice ....and it's that kind of party isn't it, Ralph?" she said.

I waited until she fell asleep then I covered her with a blanket and kissed her forehead, put on what few clothes I had and stole down the stairs to find my pants and coat and to trudge through the snow to my cold, cold car.

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