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A Commodities Epic: CUNT: Commodities United for Nicer Treatment

Guest-authored* ( SciFi, beast/gf+ )

A Commodities Poem to our Masters:

May your Earth girls bring you luck,
Always eager to suck and fuck,
Whenever you are in the mood.
And may your Rebit girl bunnies
Always serve you with our cunnies,
And give you pleasure as we should.
We ask never to be beaten
And wish never to be eaten,
So may you never serve us up as food.
Please consider this request
As we only want what's best
For you and for our common good.

On the Rebit World:

Kre Zat was furious. A bunch of meddling do-gooders wanted to shut down his entire business on the Rebit home world. He had made a fortune breeding and raising Rebits and their offspring Rabbits, improving the quality of the breed considerably through his selective breeding program. Ratoo was very satisfied with the high quality of the product that he had developed for them and other connoisseurs of fine Rabbit flesh.

Before Ratoo bought the Rebit home world there had been massive starvation due to overpopulation. At one time there had been packs of Wolves on the planet to keep the population of Rebits under control. But the Empire had foolishly put a bounty on the heads of the Wolves, and they had been hunted to extinction on this world. After that, with the high rate of reproduction among the Rebits it was only a matter of time before the population outgrew the planet's ability to sustain all of them.

Kre Zat had taken on the task of doing something about that. As Ratoo's agent he had gathered together billions of surplus Rebits and sent them off to Ratoo. The rats feasted for months on the surplus critters, until obesity became a widespread problem among the rats. Following that indulgence the Ratoo leaders imposed strict diets on the fat rats until their weight was back within healthy limits. By then Kre Zat had got the population of Rebits down to the point that there was now sufficient food for them and starvation was no longer a problem.

Then along came some bleeding hearts that thought that Commodities should be given ethical treatment. Imagine, things like Commodities, just as though they should have some rights to live like intelligent life forms. What next? Grant them citizenship in the Galactic Empire, and have them be represented on the Galactic Council? Preposterous! No, Commodities needed to be tightly controlled. When their usefulness was over, what was wrong with sending them off to Ratoo? There they could at least serve one final useful purpose, as food.

Yet high-minded and influential people like the Wizel High Council had thrown their support to the reformers. Fortunately for Kre Zat and Ratoo there were many upstanding citizens in the Empire who shared their belief that Commodities needed to be kept in their place. They made delightful instruments for pleasure, and many shared the taste for their flesh too. They would fight against the reformers as long as they could. Still, Kre Zat was a realist and he saw that reform was coming in spite of all efforts to hold it back.

Kre Zat had a headache from all of these thoughts. He called his latest Rebit girl over to seek some relief with her. The cute furry creature hopped over to him and jumped into his lap. He played with her briefly and then he shoved his erect lower member into her tight channel and began using her.

"Hurt! Hurt!" she cried out, but Kre Zat didn't care. He continued fucking the little Commodity until he achieved his release, flooding her innards with his cum. Ah, that was better. His headache felt better now. He shoved the Rebit away and she fell onto the floor unconscious. Hmm. He may have been too harsh with her. If she recovered he would go on using her. If not, she could be put on the next ship to Ratoo. There were plenty of others to take her place.

On the Wolf World:

Lobo was very pleased with the success that the organization CUNT, Commodities United for Nicer Treatment, was having in rallying support to their cause. As a former Commodity herself who had been badly treated and raped repeatedly by Dogs on their world of Fido, Lobo was very much interested in helping CUNT. As the Alpha Bitch of the entire Wolf home world, she had considerable influence in the Galactic Council through her representative there.

Recently the highly influential Wizel High Council had given their support to CUNT too. With that, they were on the verge of victory. The goals of CUNT were quite reasonable. The Commodities were not asking for freedom from their masters. No, they were quite willing to serve as sex slaves. They simply wanted the right not to be mistreated, and not to be used as food when their usefulness came to an end.

Many good citizens throughout the Galaxy had not considered before that Commodities might have feelings and even some intelligence. Now that more of the citizens were beginning to understand that, CUNT was gaining overwhelming support for their cause.

The Commodities most visible example of how even one of them might aspire to a better life and be successful was Lobo herself. Her story was quite remarkable. Once she had been an Earth girl commodity on Fido, kept penned up naked and used only for rape by her Dog masters. After a raid by Wolf pirates, she had risen in status among the Wolves to become an Alpha female, then the boss of her pack, and ultimately the Alpha Bitch of the entire planet! Her story was a sure example of intelligence among the Commodities. Surely they deserved better treatment by their masters.

Lobo's musings were interrupted by her mate, Big Bad Wolf. He was a giant of a Wolf and just the sight of him was enough to send creatures other than Wolves and herself running for their lives. He growled at her affectionately. Lobo smiled at him and tore off her clothes. He grabbed her playfully and took her in his mouth as though to eat her up. But in spite of his large sharp teeth he could be very gentle with his quite strange Earth girl mate, knowing how tender her skin was. She was such an intelligent creature and had accomplished so much for the Wolves.

The couple romped playfully with each other on the floor of their home. Lobo grabbed his rising monster and played with it, getting it very big and very stiff. He pawed at her spongy breasts, careful not to scratch them with his nails. Lobo took his monster organ in her mouth and sucked at it. Big Bad Wolf stuck his long tongue deep inside her moist sheath which she called her vagina, and he licked her out until she cried out and shuddered, enjoying her orgasm. He loved giving her this pleasure.

He lay down on his back then as Lobo mounted him, spreading her legs wide to take his monster inside her vagina. It was such a big monster and it stretched her so much, but she loved it. She leaned forward and kissed his big jaws on the lips. She knew that he could use those jaws to bite her head off if he wanted to, but she knew he loved her and would never do such a thing. She scratched him behind his furry ears. He loved that and growled his approval. Then they fucked and fucked and enjoyed several orgasms together before they were spent. Life was good.

On Ratoo:

The head rat, Rat Fink, was meeting with his ministers in emergency session. Word had just come from the Galactic Council. The Council had approved a new law granting Commodities limited rights. Ratoo and other citizens were given only 30 days to comply with the new law.

The new rights were: 1, Commodities could no longer be beaten without sufficient cause. 2, If commodities had their cunts and assholes damaged by massive sex organs they must be reconditioned. 3, Commodities were no longer to be used as food. 4, Commodities would no longer be put to death unless they were convicted of some capital offense.

This news was very distressing to the rats, especially the third right, that they could no longer be used as food. Rat Fink and his ministers considered what they should do about it. One suggestion was to bring Kre Zat to Ratoo along with as many Rebits and Rabbits as he could manage to bring in before the 30 days was up. They would have to abandon the Rebit home world and all that they had invested there, but short of going to war with the Galaxy, what else could they do?

Ratoo could provide Kre Zat with a large ranch on their world where he could continue to breed Rebits and supply them with the food they needed. Because so few visitors were allowed to come to Ratoo and then leave again, they could keep the Rebit ranch hidden. Even if the Galaxy did eventually discover it they might be willing to turn a blind eye to it, especially if certain officials were given bribes.

Another suggestion was to do what the Wolves had done. They had accepted synthetic protein molecules that could be turned into any sort of meat that one might care for. The rats claimed that they needed a certain protein that could only be derived from live food, but that was just a lie. The real reason that they did not want to give up eating live food was that it gave them such pleasure to do so, gradually eating up the very life of a Commodity, be she an Earth girl, a Rebit or Rabbit, or some other critter.

A third suggestion was to threaten to go to war against the Galaxy to defend the Rebit home world and Ratoo's right to continue to eat Rebits and Rabbits as they pleased. The rats knew that they could not win such a war, but just the very thought of a war after eons of peace might be enough to persuade the Galactic Council to make an exception to the new law just for Ratoo.

Rat Fink and his ministers considered the three suggestions. What to do, what to do? Rat Fink decided to use elements of two of the proposed plans. They would instruct their agent Kre Zat to begin bringing as many Rebits and Rabbits as he could manage to Ratoo, not to be eaten right away, but to establish a breeding and ranching program on their planet. They would use this hidden ranch as a backup in case their other plans failed.

At the same time the Rats would threaten to go to war if necessary to defend their very large breeding program on the Rebit home planet, which they owned. Perhaps they could bluff the Galactic Council into giving them an exemption from the new Commodities law. It was worth a try. The rats would hate to lose the large supply of Rebits and Rabbits from that planet.

There was one other thing that Rat Fink came up with. He figured that one of the main factors in CUNT succeeding in getting the new law passed was the example of Lobo, the former Commodity who had risen to become the Alpha Bitch of the Wolf planet. He decided to make a claim that she was a Commodity rightly owned by Ratoo, a runaway slave, even though he knew it was a false claim. Documents could be forged to support such a claim though.

There was a Galactic law on the books that stated that any master had a right to reclaim his escaped slave. If the Ratoo succeeded in such a claim, it would undermine Lobo's popularity and show her to be merely a runaway slave. This would in turn undermine support for the new law, and perhaps the Rats could get the law reversed.

To show that they meant business, Rat Fink would order a squadron of space ships to attack the Wolf home planet and demand the return of Lobo, their escaped Commodity. He figured that such an attack would have little risk, and it would show the Galactic Council that Ratoo was serious about being willing to risk all out war. He did not know that the Wolves had acquired freeze weapons and they were well prepared to defend their planet.

His ministers applauded Rat Fink for his plans. He really was such a clever leader. Surely they would not lose their supply of tasty Rebits and Rabbits after all. The leader had the necessary documents forged to support his claim to the Commodity known as Lobo, and presented Ratoo's claim to the Galactic Council, demanding that the Wolf world return her at once. Of course the Wolves would not give her up that easily, so Rat Fink called his commanders together and made plans to attack the Wolf planet as soon as word came that the Wolves had rejected their claim.

On the Wolf World:

The Wolf ambassador to the Council notified his home world of this preposterous claim. Everybody knew that any Commodity sent to Ratoo would never return or be able to escape. He also arranged for the documents submitted by Ratoo to be carefully examined, knowing that they had to be phony.

Lobo realized that this was a ploy by Ratoo as they intended to do everything they could to undermine the new Commodities law, and discredit her as part of this effort. Lobo had her own legitimate documentation put together accounting for her entire time when she was a Commodity. It clearly showed that Ratoo never had any legitimate claim to her. She called the Wolf Council together and they made their own plans to deal with the threat from Ratoo.

The Wolf ambassador then presented the answer of his planet, rejecting any claim by Ratoo to Lobo, their planet's Alpha Bitch. The Rats responded by launching an attack against the Wolf world. They didn't realize that the Wolves had anticipated this and would be waiting for them. The hidden Wolf outpost allowed the attacking ships through and then came in behind them, cutting off any escape.

As the Rats launched an attack on targets that they thought would be vulnerable they were surprised to discover that some of the targets were heavily shielded and they did not sustain much damage. Other targets proved to be decoys designed to look like targets but being only dummies. Freeze weapons hit many of their ships, and neither ships nor crews were able to move. Then the Rats found their ships receiving heavy fire from ground batteries, and missiles fired from ships behind them. They soon realized that they were trapped. They could either surrender or die. They surrendered. All of the Rat ships were destroyed, heavily damaged, or captured.

The Wolves took the Rats prisoner. The Rats trembled when they saw how big and fierce-looking the Wolves were. From the way some of the Wolves were salivating, the Rats feared that they might be eaten alive, much as the Rats did when dining on Commodities. The ship commanders were taken to appear before the Wolf Council. There they met Lobo, the Alpha Bitch. At first glance she hardly appeared to be so formidable, a pretty Earth girl Commodity. But her attire was that of a powerful Wolf leader, with many decorations for her service to the Wolf world.

There was a confident air about her too, as she strode back and forth before the Rat prisoners, striking her jeweled leader's stick against her palm. Beside her strode the biggest, meanest looking Wolf that they had ever seen. He glowered at the prisoners as though he meant to snap them in two with a single bite. Big Bad licked his lips and grinned a very sharp toothy smile as Lobo introduced him to the Rats, freaking them out.

"This is my mate, Big Bad Wolf. Together we will decide what is to become of you."

The Rat commanders nearly fainted when they heard that. Surely Lobo must be a witch. Only a witch would be able to mate with such a fierce creature and live to tell about it. Big Bad snarled at the Rats with contempt as they pissed their dirty brown and black fur coats and their rat balls shriveled up. The room reeked with their fear.

Lobo spoke to them. "Why do you dare to come against our peaceful world and attack us? Did you imagine that we were defenseless? You foolish Rats are going to have to pay a heavy penalty for your presumption. We have here some young Wolf maidens who wish to see what it is like to mate with an alien species. I suggest that you smile nicely now to let the girls know how much you appreciate the privilege of being allowed to mate with Wolves, and do your best to please them."

With that some female Wolves came forward to look the Rats over. They were at least a head taller than any of the Rats, and they looked more like they wanted to eat them than mate with them. They made their selections, and then took the Rats away to rooms down the hall from the Council chambers. For some twenty minutes there were muffled screams heard throughout the chambers. Finally the Wolf maidens returned, half dragging the Rats along with them. They all reported being disappointed in the Rats. None of them had even managed to achieve erections.

The Rats were dumped unceremoniously before Lobo. Some of them could not stand up. All of them had their uniforms ripped to shreds, and many had bleeding gashes and severe bite marks. "Well, it appears that my maidens were none too gentle with you Rats. And of course they are just the weakest among us. How foolish you Rats were to attack Wolves. I suppose this decision was made by your leader, Rat Fink. I have heard about him, most of it bad."

"I know this is all about the new Commodities law. You Rats don't like it that you are going to have to give up eating helpless creatures alive. I intend to fix it so that none of you will ever be able to do that again, as a lesson to all Rats. From now on you will only be able to eat pureed protein drinks, for you see your punishment will be that all of your teeth are extracted!"

The Rats cried and begged Lobo not to do that to them, but she just turned and walked away. Several Wolves came forward then with pliers, and they proceeded to yank out every Rat tooth. After the ship commanders had their teeth extracted, the rest of the Rat captives were brought in. They too lost all of their teeth, but at least they didn't have to mate with Wolves. Once the Rats were all toothless, they were put on a cargo ship and transported to the Galactic Council. The Wolves informed the Council that the Rats had made an unprovoked attack on their world. Now the captives were being returned for repatriation to Ratoo.

The Council leaders murmured among themselves when they saw the condition of the prisoners, all in much pain and bleeding from their toothless mouths. These Rats would never eat raw live meat again. Who would dare to attack the Wolves after this? Who would dare to go against them by siding with the Rats? Their leader Rat Fink had failed miserably to intimidate the Council.

On Ratoo:

And so it was that Ratoo had to give up importing Commodities and dining on them. Reluctantly they learned to eat manufactured protein meat instead. However later on the Council discovered that there was still a secret Rebit breeding operation going on at Ratoo. The leaders and the more powerful Rats were still able to dine on live victims. An expedition was led in combat against Ratoo to find this operation and close it down, and to rescue all Rebits and Rabbits from Ratoo. They would be returned to their home planet where they would be given birth control pills to avoid overpopulation.

Spearheading the attack were the Wolves, led by Lobo. The Rats were soon defeated, and once again Lobo had the delight of parading before captured Rats, only this time it was Rat Fink himself and all his ministers. She took particular delight in watching as Rat Fink had all of his teeth extracted. She didn't bother to watch as the ministers also lost their teeth. The entire leadership was removed from power, and the Rats were told that they must elect new leaders.

Kre Zat was discovered to be running an illegal Rebit ranch, breeding and raising Rebits and Rabbits to be eaten by the Rats. Even more damning was the discovery that he was still obtaining Commodities including young Earth girls, using them, and then turning them over to the Rats to be eaten alive. He was doing this long after the 30 day limit had expired. As a result he was tried and convicted of murder. The Rats of course were also guilty, but because it was in their nature to eat live food the courts dealt less harshly with them. Kre Zat could scarcely believe that the killing of Commodities was now considered to be murder! Whatever was the Galaxy coming to?

On the Ape World:

Kre Zat lost his entire fortune. He faced long years in prison, until some unknown benefactor came forward to pay some stiff fines to get him out of prison. Because Kre Zat had some unique talents regarding the reconditioning of Commodities, the benefactor managed to get him paroled into his custody. Kre Zat wondered who his benefactor could possibly be, but he wasn't complaining about getting out of prison early. He was put on a ship and taken to a planet he had never visited before. It was the Planet of the Apes.

There he met a towering figure of an ape. He had to be at least 15 feet tall. He must be some sort of genetic freak, an accident of nature, as the other apes were of normal size. In deference to his great size they had made him their king. It turned out he had a very badly broken Commodity that he wanted Kre Zat to fix. His name was Kong, and his broken Commodity was the same platinum-haired Earth girl 'Fuck Me' that had so captivated Kre Zat so long ago with her very powerful pheromones. It seems that Kong had been similarly affected by the girl. Kre Zat had managed to fix her once before, and Kong demanded that he do it again.

There had been a time when Kre Zat had refused to do that, when he would have had her shipped off to Ratoo if he could manage it. But circumstances had changed and now it was either fix her, or return to prison. The girl was at least 18 now, well past the age when any self-respecting citizen of the Galaxy would want to keep a Commodity. But again it was those pheromones of hers that made her so irresistible. Without going into all of the details of the repairs, suffice it to say that it took Kre Zat many months of hard labor to get 'Fuck Me' repaired and reconditioned.

He did something with her that he had never done with any other Commodity. He relocated some of her internal organs to make possible the extension of her vagina to two feet, and able to take in an object as much as six inches wide. Therefore she became able to take in much of Kong's massive member as no girl or other Commodity ever had. Finally she was ready for him.

Kre Zat watched as Kong picked the girl up almost like a toy, positioned her with her very large cunt opening at the tip of his massive erect organ, and slowly lowered her onto his cock. The girl squirmed around on him as she was able to take it in now for the first time ever. She cried out "Fuck me, Kong! Fuck me!" Her squirming excited the huge ape and he roared his victory as he was now able to fuck his beloved Earth girl for the very first time.

He came then, flooding her innards with a bucket of his cum. Kre Zat had anticipated this, and he had provided an escape valve leading to her mouth. 'Fuck Me' opened her mouth and a gusher of Kong's cum came shooting out. Then 'Fuck Me' also experienced a powerful orgasm that shook her whole body. Kong was extremely well pleased with the result, and even 'Fuck Me' was happy about it. Kong promised to be very gentle with her from now on, so as not to damage her again. With that, Kre Zat became a free citizen after his parole ended.

CUNT became a well-respected civic organization throughout the galaxy, working for the improvement of conditions under which sex slaves continued willingly to serve their masters. The Galaxy settled down to peaceful conditions once again. No one trusted the Rats on Ratoo, however, and they kept a close eye on them, lest they revert to their old ways. The despised name of Rat Fink became well known throughout the Galaxy, even to distant planets such as Earth. It remains a curse to this day.