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Let's Make a Deal



   By Ed Rider



   "Never," she said.

   They were watching a show on one of their premium channels, and the two
characters were discussing anal sex.  Not that anyone on that show or
channel would ever depict it.

   But Dane turned to Andrea when the characters started talking about it.
She saw his head turn but didn't even look at him as she spat out the word.
He knew she knew he was joking, because he had long ago given up the idea
that he could ever persuade her to take him in her ass.

   It was something he could watch in porn videos, but would never have the
chance to do, and while he would have liked to experience it at least once,
he could live without it, because life with Andrea was nearly perfect. 
They had been married 17 years, had three children who were exasperating
pre-teens but basically good kids, and they were both successful in their
careers.

   And even though no ass was allowed, Andrea was still exciting in bed. 
Both of them worked out and were fit, and their lovemaking was athletic and
imaginative.  They were always trying new things to add to the repertoire
they enjoyed on their large bed.



   "Never," he said.

   "Come on, Dane," she said.  "Don't push my hand away.  I know you're
going to like it.  Just try it one time."

   "How can you even be interested in something so disgusting and
unnatural," he said.  "God made that hole for one reason, to get rid of all
the waste in our bodies.  Pushing something into it is so perverse that it
makes me almost throw up thinking about it."

   "That's not fair, Dane," she said.  "Don't parrot what I say about anal
sex.  This is totally different.  And you have to admit that when I put my
finger in there, it really arouses you."

   "Absolutely," he said.  "And when you put a second finger in there, it
turns me off just as quickly.  You're not doing that for me.  It's for you.
And the couple of times you snuck three in, it actually started to feel
really uncomfortable, like you were pushing a square peg into a round
hole."

   "You have no idea how many times I've used two fingers on you when you
thought it was one," she said.  "You can take them easily.  And I know if
you relaxed a little, I could do a lot more.  And yes, it does get me all
aroused to watch my fingers going into you.  I admit it.  Don't you want
your wife to be excited about sex?"

   "Not that way," he said.  "You really want to get your fist in there,
don't you?  I'll bet you've been watching women fisting men on the
Internet. You don't have to say anything.  I can tell from your expression.
Those guys are probably gay, number one, and secondly, they've been doing
that for years, so their assholes are trained for fisting.

   "I hope you don't want me to be one of them.  I'm happy with our life,
including our sex life.  But I'm not happy that you keep trying to get your
hand into my ass.  I've respected your wishes about anal.  I wish you'd
respect mine."



   "I got a call from Valerie today," Andrea said one night when they were
preparing for bed.

   "That's the one who's--," he said.

   "Yes, she's a lesbian, and yes, she's the one I experimented with in
college.  But the stories I tell you about us are embellished a lot to get
you excited, so don't even bring them up."

   "You get even more excited than I do when you tell them," said Dane. 
"What do you mean, don't bring them up?"

   "I mean, when you see her," she said.  "She's moving to town, and we'll
be getting together.  She's very funny about men.  She told me she gets
along fine at work, but socially she can't stand to be around them.  For
some reason, they just disgust her.  So you won't be seeing too much of
her. When you do, just don't mention my stories, OK?  She might get really
upset that I told you about us."

   "Don't worry," he said.

   He didn't hear about Valerie again until a month later, when they were
alone at bedtime.  "She wants to have sex with me," said Andrea after
telling him they'd gotten together a few times.

   "Are you asking for a free pass," he said.  "It's a great idea for a
movie, but I don't think it's so funny in real life."

   "Would you be jealous, like if it were a guy?" she said.

   "Not the same way," he said.  "That might be the end of our marriage. 
And I know you feel the same way about me cheating.  To be honest, I don't
know exactly how I'd feel, but my gut reaction is that I don't like the
idea."

   "It wouldn't be cheating, because you'd know about it."

   "So are you asking me right now for permission."

   "No, but I'm asking you right now for something else."

   While they were making noisy love for the next hour, he wondered for a
moment if thinking about Valerie making love to her had gotten her so
excited.

   They had just gone to bed two weeks later, and she was stroking his
penis and playing with his testicles.  He was getting aroused when she put
her mouth to his ear and began licking inside.  Then she whispered, "I'm
asking for permission."

   "What?" he said, pulling his head away and pushing her hands off his
package.  He knew exactly what, and she knew that he knew.

   "I'd like to have sex with Valerie," she said.  "She's been talking
about it a lot, and I don't think it would hurt our relationship, because
it would be totally different from what we have.  And it would only be
once. And, yes, thinking about it really turns me on.  OK, now tell me why
you object."

   "No," I said.  "I'm not getting into the trap of talking about it. 
You're a saleswoman.  You can sell ice to eskimos.  You can create deals
with smoke and mirrors.  I'm not in your class.  So all I'll say is no, you
don't have my permission, and if you do it anyway, I'll know, or eventually
I'll find out, and when I do, I will be extremely upset and angry.

   "I honestly don't know what I would do then.  Maybe I would get over it,
maybe not.  Is this important enough to you to put the future of our family
in jeopardy?"

   "What are you talking about?" Andrea said.  "Why are you making such a
big deal out of this?"

   "I've said my piece." he said, and he turned his back to her, wondering
if she would resume her foreplay.  She didn't.  She just lay on her back
silently.  He was tired anyway, he thought, as he drifted off to sleep.

   He didn't initiate lovemaking for a week, and she didn't either.  He
wondered if the kids noticed how cordial they were to each other without
meaning it.

   The frost melted a week later, again at bedtime.  He was sitting on the
bed in his boxers, and she had taken off all her clothes and was standing
in front of him.  He saw she was excited and was anticipating some sexual
gymnastics but not what burst out of her mouth.  "I have a deal for you,"
she said.

   "A deal?" he said.  "What are you talking about."

   "I've talked it over with Valerie.  You know, despite her appearance and
her sexual preference, she's a wonderful and giving friend and very
vulnerable.  She really needs this with me.  For me, it's just something
that excites me, but for her, it's much more."

   "Please stop the Powerpoint and get to the deal," he said.

   "Valerie says that all men want threesomes," Andrea said.  "Despite her
distaste for men, she knows a lot about them.  She's willing to do a
threesome with you and me.  You would get anal, and she would get me."

   "I don't want anal with Valerie," I said.

   "No, it would be with me," said Andrea.

   "I can't believe you would be willing to let me in your ass just to have
sex with Valerie," he said.  "You're doing a 180.  This is totally not
you."

   "Well, I'll be honest with you.  Valerie says that the threesome will be
enough for you, and she's going to work it so you won't even want anal. 
She guarantees that I won't have to give up my ass.  I told her that I know
you, and you'd probably want it anyway, no matter what happened.

   "But the idea that I may not have to do it is making this easier for me.
That's probably her sales job on me.  But yes, she said I should tell you
that I will offer you my ass just this one time if we do this.  But it will
be one time only, and if you turn it down -- and Valerie says you will --
you won't get a second chance."

   "I smell a trick," he said.  "Is there something you're not telling me?"

   "Maybe," she said.  "But that's because Valerie's not telling me
everything either.  She wants to keep it mysterious and exciting.  That
works for me."

   "I just thought of something," he said.  "Maybe you've been talking to
her about fisting me.  That's not even on the table.  If I agree to this,
you have to swear that you won't try to fist me during the threesome, and
you also have to promise you'll never try it for the rest of your life."

   "I swear I won't try to fist you Friday night," she said, "and I won't
even try to get more than three fingers in you for the rest of your life --
unless you tell me it's OK."

   "That's never going to happen," he said.

   "Never say never," she said.  "Maybe some day you'll love me so much
that you'll give me a special present, like I'm doing when I offer my ass
to you Friday night."

   "Don't count on it," he said.  "I haven't even said whether I'm going to
take the deal.  Friday night is three nights away, so I'll think about it,
but I can tell you right now, I don't like the deal.  I don't like the fact
that it's not transparent and there's some hidden stuff.  And even if there
weren't, this is way beyond what we've ever done for excitement, and I'm
thinking there might be a big price to pay that we can't even imagine."

   "I'm not counting on anything," she said.  "I've thought of that, too,
so I'm not going to give you my sales pitch.  However, I am going to do my
best to persuade you in other ways."

   She couldn't talk any more after that, because she had dropped to her
knees, and her mouth was full of him.  The next hour was amazing, and so
was the next night.  On Thursday night after two hours, she had just
managed to arouse him again and was preparing her next act when he gasped,
"Stop!  OK.  You've worn me down.  I'll do it."

   She didn't say a word, but her eyes shone as she gave him such a
powerful hug that he thought his chest would cave in.



   Valerie had a pretty face, but she wore no makeup and had a buzz
haircut. She had a great figure, too, especially her ass.  She and was a
lot more muscular than Andrea, but not so overdeveloped that she looked a
like a man.  When she took off her clothes, he saw that her breasts weren't
abundant like Andrea's, but they were nicely proportioned and round and
firm.  Andrea had a large bush, because she knew he liked that, but
Valerie's was like a forest compared to Andrea's shrubbery.  Valerie's
voice was very low, and he wondered if she worked on that or it was
natural.

   The three of them undresssed in silence, and then Valerie spoke. 
"Andrea told you that I like to be in charge," she said.

   "She never said anything about that," said Dane.

   "Oh, I'm sorry, Dane, I just found out about this last night, and I
meant to tell you, but it just slipped my mind," said Andrea, sounding
pained.  He wondered if she was telling a little white lie.  If she had
told him last night, they might not be standing here naked.

   "Are you going to back out about this and go home?" said Valerie,
looking at Dane contemptuously.

   "I guess not, but are there any more surprises like that coming, which
you also conveniently forgot to tell me about?" he said to Andrea.

   "No, I promise you," said Andrea.  "I told you everything I know, but
Valerie knows more because she's in charge."

   "OK," said Valerie.  "We're starting off with the two of you.  Dane, lie
down in the middle of the bed, and Andrea, get on top of him in the 69
position.  Dane is going to eat Andrea until she has at least one orgasm,
and Andrea is going to use whatever she wants to get Dane to the edge of
his orgasm.

   "But remember what I told you, Andrea.  We women can have orgasms one
after another all night long, but men get progressively weaker each time
they come.  Most men just want to go to sleep after the first one.  So
you're not going to let Dane come until later.  You're going to arouse him
and tease him until he's dying to come.  That will pay off later when he
has a huge orgasm."

   "Wait a second," said Dane.  His voice was muffled because he was
speaking through a thick growth of moist hair that was covering his mouth.
"This is also something new."

   "I'm sorry," said Andrea from above him.  "Valerie has been teaching me
a lot about men.  I've been wanting to try this on you at home, but I
decided to wait until after today.  I apologize because I wanted it to be a
surprise.  Please believe me.  I wasn't trying to keep it a secret for any
other reason."

   "I'm sure he understands," said Val impatiently.  "We haven't got all
day.  Can you two get started.  I'm not going to say anything for a while,
but then I may tell you some things to do and encourage you."

   He felt Andrea's mouth close around him and suck hard.  Soon she had his
entire member down her throat.  She couldn't do this when they were
married, but even though his pole was pretty thick and very long, she
gradually learned to take it and it was a point of pride for her.  He liked
it, but the sight of her doing it was much more arousing than the feeling
of it, and now all he could see was damp matted hair.

   He was amazed at how copiously her juices were flowing out of her. 
Usually, when he started moving his tongue through her hair, she was dry,
and it wasn't until he got to her lips that he felt any moisture.  Tonight
she was so excited that her flower was already open, and her thick pungent
fluid was pouring out of her like a waterfall.  The more he moved his
tongue around inside her and his head between her thighs, the more juice he
was covered with.

   He wondered if it was the excitement of having Valerie watching them
that turned Andrea on.  It didn't excite him, but Andrea's fingers playing
with this balls and then roughly pulling them this way and that while she
was sucking hard and moving her head up and down on him was doing that
nicely.

   "Watch out Andrea," he heard Valerie say.  "He's starting to squirm
around like he's ready to explode.  Take it down a notch like I told you."
He felt the suction stop and the fingers let go of his balls.  Andrea's
mouth pulled off of him.  He felt one of her hands grasp him and start
pumping very slowly and then gradually get slower until it stopped and she
was just holding him.  He felt his urgency disappearing, and when she let
go of him, he felt his penis plopping down between his legs.  There was a
slightly uncomfortable feeling at his crotch, and he was no longer aroused.

   But Andrea certainly was.  As his tongue worked over her clitoris and
around inside of her juicy vagina, he felt her begin shifting, and he knew
that was the giveaway that she was about to come.

   "OK, start on Dane again, Andrea.  You did that well, but start a lot
slower this time.  Dane, I want you to time your tongue to Andrea's mouth.
Get in the same rhythm, and as Andrea increases the tempo, stay with her."

   He slowed down to match Andrea's slow movement of her mouth, which was
barely sucking, and as she began sucking harder and moving faster, so did
he.  Andrea began shifting again.

   "You seem to be almost there, Andrea.  Let go of him and concentrate on
his face.  That's it.  You're trying to control your movements.  Let go and
wipe your vagina all over his face.  That's it.  You've got a good back and
forth motion going.  Dane, try to get to her clitoris whenever it's within
reach, but otherwise just push your head off the pillow as far as you can
so she has maximum contact as she rubs herself on your face.  That's it
Andrea.  Your face is bright red.  It's beautiful.  When you start coming,
press even harder against Dane as you're going back and forth and see how
many orgasms you can have.  There, I see the first one, two, three, four,
five, great, six, seven, eight.  You're slowing down.  Try for one more. 
There that was a big one.  You look so rapturous when you're coming.  I
wish I had two faces so one of them could be watching while the other one
was eating you.  Maybe we could do a video someday with one camera on your
face and one camera on my face in your vagina.  I think you better lift
yourself off of Dane now.  It looks like he's a little worse for wear."

   Dane was not only worse for wear, he was barely alive.  When Valerie had
told Andrea to start wiping herself on him, he was taken by surprise.  He
tried to follow the instructions and lick at Andrea's clitoris, but soon he
had to forget that, because Andrea was pressing down on him and mopping his
face from her vagina to her anus.  His face was already covered with her
juices, and now she was pushing them into his mouth and his nose and his
eyes and his hair.  He was like an inanimate object that she was using to
masturbate with.

   The worst was when she started to come.  Her bottom slammed down on his
face, and his nose was trapped between her cheeks and he couldn't breathe
at all.  His head began to get lighter and lighter as he was smothered, but
he couldn't move it.  He knew it would be just seconds until he would pass
out, and then Andrea rose quickly off of him and jumped up and turned
around to look at him.

   "Oh, Dane, I'm so sorry.  I just lost control totally.  That was the
best oral you've ever given me.  I can't believe it.  Are you OK?"

   He could only nod.  He felt weak and exhausted, and he wanted everyone
to go away and let him die in peace.

   "Let's let him recover for a while," said Valerie matter of factly. 
"Why don't you get him a glass of water, Andrea."

   It took 15 minutes for Dane to start breathing normally again.  As soon
as she saw he was nearly recovered, Valerie began speaking again.

   "You're pretty good for a man, Dane," she said.  "But now it's time to
move from amateur to the pros.  Valerie said we had to do this as a
threesome even though it's really a duet, so you're going to lie back down
on your back, and she's going to lie on top of you, with her ass on your
stomach.  All I want you to do, Dane, is reach around her and grab those
big juicy melons -- God, I wish I had four hands -- and begin working them.
I want you to be gentle, and I want you to be hard.  I want you to caress
the nipples, and I want you to grab them and pull them into the air.  I
want you to cup your hands and stroke over the nipples and the bottom of
the breasts, and I want you to grab them again and pull them in every
direction.  I want you to knead, and I want you to squeeze.  Anything you
can think of to do to her breasts with your hands is fair game.  It's like
a game between you and me.  You'll be trying to focus her on her breasts,
and I'll be trying to focus her on her crotch.  The two competitions will
send her mind ricocheting back and forth until she explodes like dynamite.
Got it?"

   "Yes," he said weakly.

   "Man up!" she said with a growl.  "Remember what your reward is going to
be later.  Don't wimp out on us." She was like a Marine drill instructor,
he thought as Andrea lay on top of him and he reached around for her
breasts.

   As he began working them, he saw her legs go up in the air and then move
back toward his head.  He saw Valerie holding Andrea's thighs right below
the knees and pushing them back while spreading them wide apart.

   "I'm doing this to push your vagina up in the air, Andrea," said
Valerie. "Not only that, but it's spreading you wide open, so that I can
get in deeper than you think is possible.  I'm going to start on the area
between your vagina and ass.  I'll gradually work up from there, but I'm
not going to tell you anything else.  The rest is my secret technique,
which I share with no one, not even you.  We'll see how you like it.  I'm
going to stop talking now.  Mmmmmm."

   Dane began working on the breasts, and he felt Andrea respond.  Then he
felt her body jump off him and come down again as she gave a little shriek.
From that moment, even though he pushed and pulled and pinched and squeezed
and stroked and grabbed, he felt she was no longer responding to him.

   Later, she told him that the moment she jumped was the moment Valerie's
tongue touched her.  But it was a combination of tongue, fingers, lips and
breath that took control of her.  She didn't know what Valerie was doing
exactly, but it was so exhilarating and intense that it was almost painful
to experience.  She said that there was a slow buildup to the climax, but
even in the slow stages, the feeling was more powerful than anything sexual
she had ever felt, and she began coming almost right away and continued
coming harder and harder until a gigantic explosion at the end.

   She said it was nothing against him, and he was still the best lover she
had ever had because he could do things that Valerie couldn't.  And she
said that Valerie told her later that she had pulled out all the stops and
done a lot more than she should have at one time, because she lost control
of herself.  Andrea told him that she couldn't take something that intense
very often or she would have a heart attack.

   What he felt lying underneath her was her body flipping and flopping
like a fish at the end of the pole, desperately trying to free itself of
what was controlling it and becoming more and more frantic and exhausted at
the same time.  Sometimes it jumped up and down, slamming painfully into
his chest and stomach.  Sometimes it was sliding back and forth across him
in one direction and then seemingly bouncing off something into another
direction, like pool balls or bumper cars.  For him it was also exhausting.

   When it was over, they both lay there like limp dishrags.  Dane saw
Valerie get up from between Andrea's legs and stand over them.  Sweat was
pouring down her face, but she had huge smile spread from ear to ear.  She
leaned over and kissed Andrea on the mouth, but Andrea was too tired to
respond.  Then Valerie got up, and he heard noises as she was doing
something in the room.  She seemed to be moving around a lot, but he didn't
see her.  After a while, she pulled up a chair next to the bed and sat
there and stared at Andrea until both Andrea and Dane began to stir once
more.

   She let them rest for another 15 minutes after that, and nobody spoke.
Finally, Valerie stood up, and said, "I'm not going to talk about what just
happened, because for me it was beyond words.  Now it's time to finish. 
Dane hasn't had his release yet, so he's going to get the gigantic orgasm
that Andrea was building him up for.  And I'm going to get it all on video.

   "I've been taking classes in shooting and editing video for the last
year, and with all the lights we've got on in this room, it should be
crystal clear HD.  While you were recovering, I put up some special
lighting, and I've got three video cameras, one above you.  See it?  And
there are two others at body level from different angles.  They're going to
capture the last part, and then I'll give you my professional edit as a
present.

   "Now, Dane, you can stay there on your back, but I want Andrea to get
back in the 69 position that you started in.  To begin with, both of you
are going to work on each other, just like you did at the beginning.  Good,
you're ready.  My cameras are synchronized.  And action!"

   Dane began pushing his tongue at Andrea, but it was tough going, because
her pubic hair was soaked with her juices and matted together as thick as a
rug.  She leaned forward and sucked him in and began playing with his
testicles.  Despite his exhaustion, he was quickly hard.  He saw Valerie
come over to the bed and bend down.  She was whispering something in
Andrea's ear.  The next moment, he felt Andrea's hands leave his balls,
although her head continued without missing a beat.

   Then he felt her hands grab his thighs behind the knees and pull his
legs up in the air.  She was pulling them back and out like Valerie had
pulled hers back, and now he felt himself in the position that Valerie had
put Andrea before.  His rear was in the air and he felt his asshole
opening. He suddenly felt very vulnerable, and just as he felt a finger
with some greasy stuff go into him, he understood and went crazy.

   "You lying bitch," he screamed, "you promised you wouldn't---"

   But that was all he could say, because Andrea had shifted her ass back,
and it was now covering his entire face, including his nose and mouth.  He
couldn't talk and he couldn't breathe.  He felt her anus over his mouth,
and his nose being pushed into the crack between her cheeks, and then it
was like before -- he was losing consciousness and he was going to die.

   Andrea lifted up from him before that happened, and she spoke to him
while he was gasping for air.  "Look Dane, I didn't break my promise," she
said, and he saw her arms move back.  She shook them above his face as he
gasped.

   He sputtered between gasps.  "So it's her finger," he said.  "That makes
no difference.  You promised."

   "I swore that I wouldn't try to fist you tonight or the rest of your
life without your permission, and I'm keeping my promise.  But Andrea said
she's giving this to me as a present for what I just did with her.  I'm not
going to touch you, but I'll get to watch her, and then I'll have the
video, so I promise to never bring it up again."

   He had caught his breath again and began to shout, "You know what I
mean. You're pulling a dirty trick on me.  You're not going --." Again his
words were cut off as Andrea slid her ass on top of his face.

   He heard Valerie say from between his legs, "That's enough.  You've told
him what I'm doing, Andrea.  It's not your fault.  I'm the one who decided
to give you this gift that you've been asking him for and he's refused you.

   "OK, he's out of breath again.  You can lift up.  I want you to move
just a bit forward.  I'm pulling my finger out of him now to help you
adjust.  Let me move you to the right position.  There.  OK, now you're
set. And I'm coming back in front.  Let me put my finger back in.  In and
out it goes.  Do you feel him squirming under you?  Good.

   "What I've done is put your asshole right over his mouth, but his nose
is no longer pressed into your crack.  It's buried in your thick ass hair.
The hair is sweaty and smelly, but he can breathe through it, although not
easily, so he won't get enough air to cause any trouble.  Now, take your
hands and put them behind you.  As you lean forward, quickly pull your
cheeks as far apart as possible and don't let go, and then quickly lean
back.  Ready, go.

   "Perfect, you've now pulled your asshole open almost as far as it will
go, and it's covering his mouth, but remember, he's breathing through your
ass hair.  He can hear everything I'm saying, too.  Now you're going to do
one more thing.  Push as hard as you can like when you go you know where,
and that's going to open your little bud so he can push his tongue in.  Do
you feel his tongue yet?  No?  I'm going to help him on this side.  Just a
little squeeze down here with my hands.  Did you feel him move just now? 
That was an automatic response.  He should be ready to stick his tongue in.
Go ahead, Dane.

   "You say you still can't feel anything, Andrea.  I think I need to
squeeze his balls a little harder then.  There, that was longer and harder,
and it really got a response.  He should be ready now.  You say you feel a
little tickle.  That's great.  OK Dane, Andrea's going to continue to push
as if she's trying to push something out -- but I'm sure there's nothing
inside that sweet little asshole -- and you're going to push in your
tongue. You say you feel it going in, Andrea.  See, he's giving you anal,
like we promised him, but this is good anal, because it's tiny and it just
stimulates your nerve endings.

   "That's what anal should be.  Men have this huge thing, and it hurts
when it goes in and out, and for women with an anus as small as ours, it
can be agony.  But when they do it with their tongue, it feels good."

   "OK, now wiggle that tongue around inside of Andrea, Dane.  That's it. I
see her squirming and giggling.  You never knew anal could be so much fun,
did you, Andrea?  OK, you can wiggle around on him a little, but not too
much because we want to keep that nose breathing.  Now it's time to focus
on his orgasm.

   "I've got two fingers going in, and he didn't even notice.  While you
suck him, I'll put the third one in.  He sure noticed that one.  Look at
that body move.  I know it's hard for you to see while your head is down
and your mouth is sucking on him.  We need to get him working on himself so
you can watch.  Lift his hand up and put it around there.  I see he's not
cooperating.  OK, drop his hand.  I'm putting in finger number four now. 
Wow!  Did you see his body jump there.

   "OK, I'm getting some more lube in there and then I'm going to start
pumping in and out slowly up to the second knuckle.  See my fingers going
in.  A lot of people tell me my hands are as big as a man's, so he's really
getting a good reaming.  OK, I won't go any further for now.  We need to
get him working with us, so I want you to put his legs over my shoulders as
I lean forward now.

   "That's it.  That will free your hands from holding his legs back.  Now
use your hands on his balls -- he really responded to your pulling them in
opposite directions before -- and suck him to where he really needs to get
his release.  Good, there you go.  Look how his tool is thrusting into your
mouth.  OK, stop!  Now wait!  It's still hard, but see how it's starting to
melt down.  Wait until it's small again and then suck it in again and do
the same thing.  OK, here we go.  Look how fast it jumped back this time.
OK, work it a little.  Now put his hands on his tool.  Still no cooperation
from Dane.  OK, let his hands drop and get him to the edge again.  Whoa! 
His whole body is going back and forth.  Now stop and wait.  I heard him
moaning through your ass hair.  He's getting frustrated.  It shouldn't take
long now.

   "OK, it's shrunken again.  Good, start again.  He's really moving with
you now trying to get off before you stop, but you're stopping right now!
Take his hands again.  You say he's cooperating.  OK, get them around his
tool and work with them for a while.  He knows how to pump his tool.  Good.
That's it.

   "Now get off of him and take a look at his face.  A little dirty but
mostly tired and anxious to get off.  I don't think he'll be yelling again.
Now come over here.  See how my four fingers are going into him and out of
him superfast, like a hummingbird.  Now watch as I tuck my thumb in behind
them and wrap them around it.  The hand is barely wider, but all five
fingers are going into him.  Look at his hand go on his tool.  The pain I'm
causing is holding him back, but he's so anxious to get off that he's
trying to ignore it.  Look at his face.  It's all written there, everything
that's happening to him, the pain and the pleasure.

   "OK, get your cute face down here by his asshole and watch what I'm
doing.  As I'm humming back and forth, I'm now starting to press a little
with each move into him.  Nothing seems to be happening, because it takes a
while for his muscles to begin pulling back as I push into the hole. 
There's a lot of lubricant inside, so once the muscles pull back enough, my
hand is going to go flying in there.  I think I feel something starting to
give now.  Watch closely, it should be soon.

   Andrea screamed in delight as she saw Valerie's hand suddenly disappear
inside Dane and go in past the wrist.  As it went in, a loud groan escaped
from Dane's lips and he stopped pumping for a second, but he quickly
resumed.  A second later he began to squirm his ass around with Valerie's
fist inside it.

   "I'm wiggling my fingers inside," explained Valerie.  "That's getting a
reaction, isn't it?  OK, Dane, I'm not going push up to the elbow or put
two hands inside your ass like on the Internet.  If you ask nicely next
time, maybe I will." She laughed her low, hearty laugh.

   "We're almost done," she said.  "My hand is going to make love to you
while your hand makes love to you, so you can come faster.  Are you ready?"

   She began slowly pulling her hand out of him, until her fingertips were
at the edge of his hole, and then she pushed her hand slowly back in. 
"Bring me some more lube, Andrea," she said.  "This part is really hard on
the anus, and we don't want any tearing or puncturing.  There, put the lube
right there.  Do you want to push it in?"

   "I can't," said Andrea.  "I promised." She put her face in front of
Dane's face, which was contorting in strange ways.  He was breathing in the
same rhythm that his hand was pumping himself.  "Dane, honey," she said. 
"I'm dying to put my hand in you.  It's a lot smaller than Valerie's. 
Please, please let me do it.  I promise you, I'll make it up to you. 
Please."

   He could barely speak but managed to spit out, "Go to hell!" loud enough
for her to hear it.  She brought her face back to where Valerie's hand was
now going in and out of Dane faster and faster.  She had caught up to the
rhythm Dane was using as he pumped his tool, and as Dane speeded up, she
did too.

   Then there was a second of silence, while Dane stopped cold but Valerie
kept going in the same rhythm.  Then came a terrible sound from deep within
Dane.  It had frustration, pain and pleasure all mixed together, and it
sounded like he was being strangled.  As he made the sound, his hand
started back in the same fast rhythm, but this time buckets of thick, white
fluid shot out of him into the air.  The stuff seemed to go almost up into
the ceiling before coming down on top of Valerie and Andrea.

   Andrea was laughing wildly.  "Look, Valerie," she said, "It's raining
come."

   "I want to hug you, Andrea," said Valerie with a big smile, "but my hand
is stuck somewhere." When Dane started spouting, she had stopped moving her
hand, and it was now resting inside him while his anus was spasming around
her wrist.

   They both watched Dane as his explosion ended.  When he had finally
dropped down again, Valerie said, "There's only one more thing to do. 
Remember when you gave birth to your children?  I know there was a moment
when you thought this, because every woman who gives birth does.  You
thought, why does a man never get to experience this agony of a huge head
pushing out of my little vagina.  Well, this is as close as a man can get.
Now Dane will have an idea of what you went through.

   "Inside of him, I'm now balling up my hand to make as large a fist as I
can.  Now I'm going to start pulling it out.  If I pulled it out fast right
now, he'd need stiches, just like some women do.  But I'm just pulling with
a tiny bit of pressure.  Look, the pressure is so small that you can't even
see it yet.

   "But his body feels it, and sooner or later it's going to respond.  See
that little tic.  That was a muscle adjusting to let me out.  Now you can
see the muscles around the hole pulling back just a little and all of my
wrist is out and you can just start to see some of the hand.  The thick
part of the hand is coming right now, and when it comes out, you'll hear a
little popping sound because the rest is going to come out fast right with
it.

   "But keep your eye on his anus, not my fist, because right after it
comes out, there's going to be an enormous hole.  You won't believe how
large it is.  The fun is watching the hole open and then gradually close
all the way down into the little wrinkled hole that's normally there.  It's
really remarkable.

   "I feel it coming.  It's loosening.  Bingo!  There it goes.  Look at
that hole.  Huge!  See it start contracting.  He'll have a lot of pain for
a few days whenever he walks or moves his legs, but the body is amazing,
and in two weeks he won't feel a thing.  There, see his hole.  It's tiny
again.  Would you believe that tiny thing took this huge fist.  OK, let's
let him rest for 15 minutes.  He's bushed."

   Fifteen minutes later, he felt someone kiss him.  He blinked his eyes
and saw it was Andrea.  She was smiling at him.  "Wake up, sleepyhead," she
said.  "Even though you did anal on me with your tongue, I know you want
the real thing, so it's time for your reward.  Look."

   He was barely able to lift his head to look at her.  She was still
naked, and she was turning around and bending over.  She put her hand
behind her and pulled her cheeks open.  He could see into her hole.  It
looked dark and slimy.  She turned around.

   "I already had spit from your tongue in there," she said, "but Valerie
told me I should put lube in there anyway.  I'm all ready to keep my
promise."

   He groaned and pushed himself up.  He felt a horrible pain between his
butt cheeks.  He tried to focus.  Andrea was in a great mood for someone
about to have her ass plowed, he thought.  And then he realized why.

   "Would you like to do it doggy style," she said.  "Or you can lift my
legs over your shoulder and do it pile driver style.  In the videos, that
seems to be the one the men like most and the girls find the most painful.
Or we can do it spoon position on the side.  Or I can sit on your lap
facing away, and you can rock me onto you and then lift me up fast so
there's a huge gape.  Maybe you can gape me as big as Valerie did you just
now.  Or I can face you and ride you while you're in my ass.  Whatever you
want to do." She began laughing.

   At first her laugh was merry and controlled, but as it kept going, it
got more and more wild, and then Valerie joined in, and they looked at each
other and made each other laugh even more.

   Dane looked at them with anger and disgust.  They were laughing because
the joke was on him.  She was offering him what he wanted, but he could
barely sit up.  This was his one chance, and he was too tired and weak to
take it.  Finally, he collapsed onto the bed.  He kept hearing the laughter
as he fell asleep.



   When they got home, he went to bed and fell asleep instantly.  He slept
until noon on Saturday.  She was sitting by the bedside when he opened his
eyes.  She pointed to a tray on a stand nearby with some fruit and rolls.
He waved his hand at her and dropped his head down and closed his eyes
again.  But he couldn't go back to sleep, and finally he opened his eyes
and looked at her.

   He took the tray and silently began eating.  As he swallowed, he felt
pain in the area of his groin.  She didn't say anything, and neither did he
as he finished the meal.  Then he felt tired again.  She wasn't in the room
when he woke up, but it was dark.  He pulled on some shorts and a T-shirt
and went downstairs.  She was in the kitchen cooking up one of his favorite
meals.  He looked around.  "Remember, the kids are with my parents until
tomorrow night," she said.

   They ate in silence.  While he was sipping his coffee and eating a piece
of his favorite pie, he said, "I didn't think you were capable of pulling
off that kind of a dirty trick."

   She spoke unemotionally.  "I kept my part of the deal," she said.  "You
knew that I would never take it in my ass, so you had to suspect that
something was up.  Don't tell me you didn't."

   "But I did the whole thing for you," he said.  "So you and your lady
friend could enjoy each other."

   "She told me you would say that," she said.  "She really knows men well,
Remember, I even told you she guaranteed that I wouldn't have to give you
my ass.  That's the only reason I went for the deal, even though I knew
that there weren't any guarantees and she might be wrong.  But she was
right about one thing: A lesbian knows a woman better than a man.

   "She gave me something I've never experienced before, and I'm glad I
didn't miss the experience.  You don't have a woman's body, so you can't
imagine what it was like.  It was something I'll never forget.  What?"

   She stopped and looked at him.  "I'm sorry," she said.  "I suddenly felt
really spooky.  Did you just smile at me?"

   "Why would I smile?" he said.

   "That's right," she said.  "I know you're angry.  But for a second
there, I thought I saw a smile, and for some reason, it scared me.  Are you
angry enough to hurt me?"

   "Are you crazy?" he said.  "Despite what you did to me, I love you, and
that makes me angrier, because that's why you think you're going to get
away with this."

   "That's not the way I feel about it," she said.  "It was something I
just had to have, and you know that a saleswoman never gives up.  There, I
saw that smile again.  This time I saw it for sure."

   "Well, I may be smiling, but I'm not laughing.  And even though I'm not
going to take the chance of destroying our family that you did, you're
going to have to leave me alone to work through this so I can look at you
without feeling contempt.  Just don't say anything about this and don't
even think about being your normal, touchy, feely self for a while, OK?"

   "OK," she said.



   The kids were all sleeping over at friends' houses two weeks later, and
because he wasn't talking to her any more than necessary, they had no plans
to go out.  When the last child had left, he said, "I need to get out of
this house" and started walking to the garage.  He stopped and turned
around.  She was standing there and looking at him with a sad expression.
"Aren't you coming with me?" he said.

   He took her to a restaurant that she liked, and they ate and talked
about the kids.  When they got home, he took her hand and led her to the
living room and sat her down in a chair and pulled up a hassock right in
front of the chair and sat on it and looked at her.  "I'm ready to listen,"
he said, "Talk."

   "What do you want me to say?" she said quietly.  "I'm really sorry that
you're still walking in pain.  I didn't know about the fisting part until
Valerie whispered into my ear.  I know I shouldn't have listened to her,
but I was like an animal at that point, and I wasn't thinking about you at
all.  If I had it to do over again, I wouldn't have let her fist you.  I
really mean it.  But I have to admit, I'm excited about Tuesday night, when
I go over to Valerie's house to see the finished video.

   "And I'm sorry I forced you to beat yourself off for the video, but I'm
also excited about seeing what the white rain will look like on video.

   "I'm a good saleswoman, and I think I could lie to you.  But I love you
enough that I don't want to base our future happiness on a lie.  So I'm
telling you the truth, even if it means you'll be angry at me for a while
longer."

   "I don't think I'll be angry much longer," he said.  "I'm almost ready
to put this behind us.  Now that the pain is starting to wear off, my main
feeling is disappointment that you would go along with Valerie's lawyer
trick to justify her fisting me.  I somehow doubt that if things were
reversed, I would do that to you, no matter what the reason."

   "You are right, Dane," she said.  "Everything has to be fair and above
board with you.  A saleswoman has to go out and do whatever it takes, but
you'd rather lose the sale.  I know you could never do that to me, because
you aren't me.  That's why I love you and never want to lose you." She
leaned forward and took his head gently in her hands and pressed her lips
to his.

   That was the end of the gentle part, because in a second, her tongue was
halfway down his throat.  When she had sucked all the air out of him, he
let her take his hand and lead him upstairs.  She didn't turn around to see
that he was smiling.

   The sex was great that night, and the house was full of good vibrations
by the time the kids came home the next day.  That continued for the next
two nights.  She was ready for some more Monday night, when he sat down on
the bed and spoke to her while she was undressing.  "I don't mind you
getting together with Valerie tomorrow night or any time," he said, "but I
need to remind you of something," he said.  "That deal was a one-time deal,
and it's over.  If you ever have sex with Valerie again, as much as I love
you, that will be the end of this home.

   "You are such a good saleswoman that I might not be able to tell for
sure, so maybe you'll take that chance.  But I promise you that if I even
suspect it, I'll hire a private detective to find out for sure.  And if I
find out you did it even once, I'm out of here, and you can explain to the
children.  Do you understand?"

   She had stopped undressing to listen closely to him.  Now she responded
in a hoarse voice, barely above a whisper.  "Yes, I understand," she said.

   When she joned him in bed, he felt her shivering and attempted to put
his arm around her, but she pushed it away and turned her back to him.  He
smiled and fell asleep in a few minutes.  She didn't.

   The next night, as she was leaving, the kids and he were in the kitchen.
He looked at her and said, "Do I have to remind you?"

   "No," she said and gave each of them a quick kiss before rushing out.

   She was home by 10 p.m.  and quickly brushed her teeth and got into bed.
He noticed that her face looked frozen and grim, but he didn't say a word
and just rolled over.  He soon fell asleep smiling.

   The next night, the sex was amazing, and he pretended he didn't know
why. But with an exhausted smile, she said, "You liar.  You know I watched
the video this afternoon on my computer when I came home from work, and
that got me all juicy for you.  The kids wondered why my door was closed.
It's a good thing that none of them tried to open it.  After I watched it,
I set up a password for my computer for the first time.  I don't want
anyone to come across that video by accident."

   "Good idea," he said.

   "Would you like to watch it with me sometime?" she said.

   "No thank you, not that one," he said.

   "What do you mean not that one?" she said, but he didn't answer and
rolled over and fell asleep.

   Two weeks later, she came home from another evening with Valerie even
earlier and slammed the bedroom door behind her after she stomped up the
stairs.  The kids were all still up and looked at each other and him.  She
was tense and unresponsive for a couple of days, but then came another
night of wild sex.  He didn't have to ask, because he was certain she had
watched the video again.

   It was another three weeks before she saw Valerie again, but this time
she came home late and all excited.  "I've got to talk to you," she
whispered, although the kids were asleep and the bedroom walls were well
insulated.  She sounded like she wanted to let him in on a conspiracy.

   "Valerie is really distraught," she said.  "She thought that she had
given me something so special that I would want to do it with her again. 
The night she showed me the video, when I told her what you said and that
it would be impossible, she almost went to pieces.

   "She's been inconsolable the last few weeks, but when I went over to her
house tonight, she said she wanted to talk to me seriously.  You won't
believe what a good saleswoman she is.  First I was amazed at what she had
sold herself, and then what she sold me into trying to sell to you.  She
wants to make another deal."

   "What's the catch this time?" he said.

   "There is none," she said, "She's talked me into giving you a fair shot
at my ass in return for you changing your mind about me having sex with
her. You can even do me first.  She promises that even if there is some
pain, she'll make me forget it when I come over to her house.  I'm not sure
if I want to go along, but I promised her I would tell you.  Why are you
smiling like that again?"

   "You are so observant," said Dane.  "Yes, it's the same smile as the one
you noticed the day after you tricked me.  That day I was smiling because I
knew this day would come.

   "You know me too well, Andrea," he said, "and that's how you knew you
could get away with your dirty deal.  You knew that it would take more than
that to drive me to divorce.  But I also know you too well, honey, and
while you were telling me about sex with Valerie, I realized that in
tricking me, you had tricked yourself.

   "I know you are never satisfied when it comes to something you really
like.  You always have to have more.  You have to break somebody else's
sales records, and then you have to break yours.  If you find a new
restaurant that's really good, you have to go back there every week until
the kids and I are sick of it.

   "When you started raving about your sex with Valerie, I began smiling,
because I knew that you would have to have it again.  And I knew that you'd
eventually offer me another deal.  But this time, I'm not taking the deal."

   "Do you think we're going to trick you again?" Andrea said.  That was
the first time she ever used the word trick, he thought, and it made him
smile again.

   "No, I don't," he said.  "Maybe I'm just not that interested in anal
anymore as the result of being humiliated by you and Valerie.  But whatever
the reason, I'm not doing it, and you're not having sex with her.  And this
sales call is over."

   "You're wrong about me," said Andrea.  "This was all Valerie's idea.  I
don't care that much.  I'll just call her tomorrow and tell her what you
said."

   When he came home the next night, she was about to leave.  "Dinner is in
the oven," she said.  "When I called Valerie today, she didn't say anything
for a long time after I told her.  And then she hung up.  I'm worried about
her, so I'm going over there.  I won't be home late.  Bye."

   He kept a serious face on while she talked to him, but as soon as she
left, he smiled.

   It was almost midnight when she came home, and she woke him up.  "I have
to talk to you," she whispered.  "Valerie is coming apart.  When I went
over there, I found out she had left work early and spent the entire day
drinking and crying.  I poured coffee into her, but she was just as upset
sober as drunk.  She was so out of control that she tried to rape me until
she realized what she was doing, and then she got even wilder because she
thought I would never see her again.

   "I tried to calm her down, but nothing worked.  I had to promise her
that I'd try to talk you into her deal again before I left.  She's waiting
by the phone right now.  She said she didn't care how late I called her."

   "She really pulled out all the stops," he said.  "I don't think you can
do better than hinting you will commit suicide if the customer doesn't buy.
But are you really doing this for her?  Are you that much of a good
Samaritan?"

   "OK, I'll admit it," she said.  "I would love for Valerie to make me
feel the way I did the other day again, but remember, I'm the one who has
to give up my ass, so it's not all a pleasure cruise for me."

   "Well, it's still no deal," he said.  "But I have been thinking about
it, and I have a counter offer.  I think you need a piece of paper and a
pen, because you're going to want to read the notes to Valerie when you
call her.  Here's the deal:

   "First of all, we're not going to do this for a month.  During that
time, Valerie has to let her hair grow out, and then you have to take her
to your beautician to style it.  And you have to show her how to apply
makeup to make her look like the beautiful sexy woman she really is.  And
she has to work on making her voice into a woman's voice, not a man's.  If
it's still low, that's OK.  A low woman's voice can be very sexy.

   "Once she's looking good, you have to take a sexy photo of her and bring
it to me for my approval, and then we'll schedule the threesome.  The
evening will go like this.  First, you will lie on the bottom and eat out
my ass, like I did for you.  Then Valerie will take your place underneath
me, and you'll get in the doggy position.  She will eat out my ass while I
do your ass.  After I come inside your ass, I'll get up, and she'll eat
every drop of my come out of your ass with her tongue.  Once she's done
with that, the two of you can do whatever you want.  Oh, and one more
thing. The cameras will be set up to record everything.  While you are
doing each other, I'll also use my camera to take close-ups of her doing
her thing, and I'm sure this time she'll want you to do her, too, so I'll
record that.  Then I'll have my own video to watch."

   By the time he finished, Andrea's jaw had dropped to the floor.  "She'll
never go for that deal," she said.

   "That's a final offer," he said.  "Take it or leave it.  Why don't you
call her and tell her right now."

   Andrea picked up the phone hesitantly and said, "I guess I better."

   A few seconds later, she said, "Hi Valerie.  Dane has made a counter
offer."

   After she spoke a few minutes, Dane heard a scream as Andrea pulled the
phone away from her ear.  She waited until the hysterical screams died down
before she picked up the phone again.

   "Calm down, Valerie," she said.  "You are not going to agree to his
deal, and he knows it.  Now pull yourself together.  Would you like me to
come over again?  I'll spend the night there if you want.

   "What?  What did you say?  You're sounding hysterical, Valerie.  I can't
understand what you're saying.  Try to stop crying and slow down.  Yes,
you're right.  I married a monster.  No, I still won't agree to deceive him
with you even though you're right, he is a sadistic bastard.  I'm sorry.

   "Please don't start again, Valerie.  It hurts me to hear you like this.
What are you saying?  Slow down, please.  No!  No, don't say that.  It's
disgusting and demeaning.  Please think, Valerie.  It isn't worth it.  Yes,
yes, and I love you, too, Valerie.  OK, I'll tell him."

   Andrea hung up and dropped her head.  Facing the floor, she whispered
something.

   "I can't hear you," he said.

   "She said to tell you she agrees to everything," said Andrea.  "I hope
you're happy.  She doesn't deserve this.  What did she ever do to you?"

   He didn't reply.  He just pulled in his lips to keep from smiling.  Yes,
he thought, what did Valerie and Andrea ever do to him?

   He was turning the deal over in his mind.  He knew it would be the first
of many deals, because now he had a partner, and even though there were
three votes in this venture, she would always vote with him.  He resolved
that from now on he would treat his partner with respect and affection,
even though he expected none in return.

   Because it was his partner, Valerie, who would make everything possible.
Whatever he wanted, she would be on his side, as long as he let her at
Andrea.  Eventually, he would get to try out each of the anal positions
that Andrea had described to him that night they had tricked him -- and
many more.

   He planned to spend some time online to check out anal sex sites to see
what was possible.  And why not check out other sites, too, for unusual and
offbeat stuff.  He knew that even fisting was on the table.  He would never
do that himself because his hands were large and he wasn't into hurting his
wife.  But it would be exciting watching Valerie fist her, maybe once in
the vagina and once in the anus and maybe once in both places the same
time. And then Andrea could do the same thing to Valerie.

   It would be totally humiliating to them for him to watch that.  He
realized how much his humiliation excited Andrea, and he was excited at the
prospect of watching Andrea and Valerie experience it, too.  There were
lots of exciting variations that didn't involve any physical pain.

   He thought about Valerie.  Once she was fixed up, she would look
stunning.  He knew she would eventually agree to let him do to her
everything he did to Valerie.  Maybe after a while, he could get them to do
a real threesome.  There were so many possibilities.

   He wasn't going to overdo the deals, maybe once a month at the most. 
Afterward, Andrea might be angry for a few days, but he could deal with
that.  The beautiful part was that he could try every kind of sex he ever
imagined, and he wouldn't have to cheat with some slut or pay a hooker. 
His beautiful wife and her beautiful lesbian girlfriend would give it all
to him willingly.  And he wouldn't ever have to feel guilty, because the
deals would be transparent and fair for all of them.

   He would get all the variety he wanted.  Andrea would get a monthly dose
of amazing lesbian sex.  And Valerie would have the intimacy with Andrea
that she needed.  Yes, everyone would get what they really wanted.
   Each time, it would be a win-win deal for everyone.  

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