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Note: Mixed Bag is a compilation of stories by Rachael Ross and
contains a Foreword and 65 chapters. It is being posted to ASSM
largely in sequence. See below for a table of contents. All stories
copyrighted 2008 Rachael Ross all rights reserved. rache696@yahoo.com
visit my website at http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/rache/www/index.htm and see my
blog http://anarchyforbeginners.blogspot.com/ for additional
information. Thanks. -rr

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Mixed Bag - Foreword



It's probably a mistake to let Matt write the foreword for this story,
but he's been nagging at me for months now, begging for an opportunity
to prove he's a real author just like me. As soon as he heard I was
putting this little project together it was phone calls at 3am and
small bribes in my mail box, like the used condom stuck to a note.
"Thinking of you!" penned with letters cut from a magazine. He's so
paranoid, but trying to explain a concept like DNA to Matt is useless
and I really hope he was joking when he told me he sent a jar of
"Matt's Special Mayonnaise" to the White House last Christmas. A big
jar, he boasted proudly, so he was probably serious. Anyway, I tried
to explain to him that the foreword was supposed to be about the
author and the stories, not be a story. I'm not sure I convinced him
of that, but I finally relented and allowed Matt to write my foreword.
Sorry about that, but I really needed to get some sleep, you know?  -
rr

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Matt the Big Ass Fucker
AKA
a test of the emergency broadcast system

by Matt


Synopsis: Sometimes a horse has blinders on. Sometimes it don't.
Sometimes your sister sucks my dick. Sometimes she won't.

This is my first story so I'd like to know what people think about it.
Is it good? Should I write more? I can write a whole new chapter if a
lot of people like this one and tell me they do. Thanks

This story isn't for kids or small animals. So if you're a fuckin'
rodent, go away!

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Story Codes: M/F, Romance, Anal, True

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        "Oh shit, baby! I'm cumming all inside you, baby!" Matt cried
out. "Do you feel it?"

        Big thick sticky gooey ropes of baby making sperm flew out of
his dick like a 12 gauge sneeze and painted the innards of Shirley's
womb white!

        "Oh fuck yeah! I feel it all up in me, honey!" The woman
squirreled like a toaster on the bed and she was cumming too. "Oh
Jesus Moses and Mary! I ain't on the pill since my husband Larry got
his dick shot off in Iraq! I think I'm pregnant!"

        "Oh wow!" Matt pulled his pants up. "Thanks Shirley. I gotta
go back to work."

        But Shirley didn't hear him because she was sleeping and Matt
paused at the door, looking at her one last time. She was so hot. Way
hotter than anybody else. She was 5 feet four inches tall and weighed
exactly 112 pounds and it was all nice and tender too. Not a single
wrinkle or mole or even a freckle spoiled her perfectly pert heart
shaped ass.

        "Oh baby! I gotta do it some more!" Matt yelled, jumping on
the bed and ripping off his pants like they were toilet paper! He
slammed his magnificent 12" cock balls deep in Shirley's sleeping ass
with one hard jab that made people a hundred miles away wince!

        "Oh Ow!! Fuck...oh shit...That hurts!!!" Shirley cried out in pain
as that hugeous tool ram-rodded deep into her virgin ass time after
time, plowing through her anus like it was jelly!

        "Just take it you fucking slut!!" Matt screamed ecstatically.
That tight little hole around his dick felt like a velvet fist wrapped
in a butter glove inside a cloud of cotton candy soaked in banana
grease and he was going to drive his hammer home without remorse until
Shirley was begging for more!

        "Oh goddam my ass hurts you motherfucker...Give it to me...I wanna
taste shit when you blow your cum up my ass!!" Shirley's pain was gone
because Matt was fucking her so good and now it just felt nice and she
wanted him to never ever stop!

        "You gerbil eating cunt!" Matt yelled and he shot his gigantic
load deep into Shirley's bowels so hard that it almost burst her
intestines and the beautiful blonde supermodel clutched her tummy and
moaned.

        "I never had an ass-cum before!" Shirley smiled tiredly up at
Matt as he threw on his clothes and waved goodbye.

        Outside Matt saw the next door neighbor, Martha, who looked
like Paris Hilton except Martha was sober, had better tits and a
tighter ass, and she didn't give head to television cameras just to be
famous.

        "Hey Martha!" he said.

        "Hi Matt! What are you up to today?" Martha asked
ecstatically.

        "Nothing!" he shrugged. "It sure is hot, isn't it?"

        "Yes!" Martha agreed, wiping her sweaty brow. "It is hot! Do
you want to come into my bedroom for some ice cold fresh squeezed
instant lemonade?"

        "Sure!" Matt jumped at the thought of seeing Martha's bedroom.
He's wanted to fuck her ever since he first saw her 12 years ago in
third grade. But he'd never had the nerve to say anything.

        "Okay!" Martha smiled and walked into the house with Matt
following her and rubbing his enormous erection. Just looking at
Martha's incredibly gorgeous perfect ass in her little tiny tight cut
off shorts was making his mouth water and his eyes got real big when
he saw her bedroom too.

        "Do you want to sit on my bed?" Martha asked and she turned on
the stereo because she liked to listen to Ravel's Bolero while she
drank lemonade with boys in her bedroom.

        "Okay!" Matt got on the bed and he drank lemonade but his
mouth was thirsting to taste some of Martha's sweet cherry pie.

        "My it's hot in here too, isn't it?" Martha asked. "Maybe we
should take off all our clothes and cool off."

        "I ain't never gonna get cool around you Martha!" Matt said
with a gleam in his eyes. "You make me hot in the middle of winter!"

        "Really?" Martha gasped. "I've always dreamed of fucking you,
Matt, but I never thought you'd like me that way!"

        "Oh hell, Martha!" Matt said. "I've always loved you! I've
wanted to fuck you every way that you can imagine since we were three
years old!"

        "Really, Matt?" Martha said. "That's so sweet!"

        "See?" Matt stood up on the bed. "My dick is hard just from
drinking your lemonade!"

        "My pussy is wet too!" Martha giggled. "Do you want to see
it?"

        "Oh yeah, baby!" Matt nodded eagerly. "Show me your little
hairy hot happy hole!"

        "Here it is!" Martha smiled nervously as she dropped her
shorts and pulled her lacy leather thong to the side so Matt could see
how pink and moist her tiny little virgin pussy was for him.

        "Oh shit, Martha!" Matt struggled with his pants. "You're
going to make me shoot in my pants!"

        "I can make it wink!" Martha told Matt. "Look!" And she used
her expert pussy muscles to make her labia open and close, just like
her pussy was winking at Matt.

        "Oh nooooo!!" Matt groaned as he freed his 12 inch shlong just
in time to spray a gallon of jizz all over Martha's bed.

        "I'm sorry Martha!" Matt said sheepishly.

        "That's okay!" Martha giggled. "I'll clean it up with my
tongue!!"

        Matt stared at the woman as she got down on her hands and
knees, lapping at his hot seed pooling on her satin sheets.

        "Jesus Martha, you have a perfect ass!" Matt told her,
stroking his cock to hardness again. "You ever been fucked up the
butt?"

        "No!" Martha said, looking up and licking her lips! "But I've
always wanted to try it! Will you teach me how?"

        "Oh yes, I will!" Matt lined up the head of his swollen pride
with Martha's inexperienced little pink sphincter hole and slammed his
dick halfway to Kansas. "Geronimo!!!"

        "Ahhhhh..." Martha jerked and squealed like the little pig who
made his house out of straw. "That feels so good!! I can't believe I
never ass fucked a big huge cock before! Give it to me hard, Matt! I
wanna be your butt slut harem cheerleader girl now!"

        "I will, Martha!" Matt promised and he rode her like a
motorcycle all over the bedroom until he finally shot two gallons of
hot sticky sperm into Martha's stretched anus.

        "Thanks Matt, that was so good!" Martha kissed Matt on the
lips.

        "You're welcome, Martha!" Matt shrugged. "I can do it anytime
you want to, too!"

        "Okay!" Martha smiled. "I'll remember that."

        "Bye Martha!" Matt left the house whistling Dixie and went
back to work.



    The end. Please email me at badassmattfucker@wazoo.cok and say you
liked this or not. If I get a lot of emails I'll write more. Give me
tens too! Anybody who don't give me a ten for this awesome story
sucks! If you want more TRUE Matt the Big Ass Fucker stories, you
better give me tens!

Mixed Bag - Table of Contents

Mixed Bag - The Drama Never Stops!


Original Synopsis: A culturally barren author expresses her
limitations through a succession of chapters in which the only
commonality appears to be that they are all pornographic. Will her
lack of urbane sophistication manifest itself in a paradoxical orgy of
sophist didacticism, or will she merely ape the cardboard construct of
a morally bankrupt culture unable to secern luxury from necessity?

Note: Chapter/Story Specific Author's Notes may be found elsewhere in
this blog. They may contain spoilers. The Girl Fag Teaser is excerpted
from the posted Chapter 43 of that story. The RBVS 2 Teaser is an
excerpt from "Lazarus" and may or may not be revised, edited, and/or
deleted in its entirety from the eventual finished manuscript. Star
Trek: Season 5 Teaser is excerpted from Episode Three of that novel
which will be posted separately at a later date by High School
Sweetheart. Shoulders of Orion (25 Pairs II Teaser) is the prologue
from that novel to be posted separately by T.S. Severe when she gets
around to it.


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What are you reading?


Mixed Bag ~ Table of Contents


Foreword by Matt the Big Ass Fucker

03 September:
Chapter 01 ~ The Long Wait For Tomorrow by Rachael Ross (M/F, Romance
and another code I'm not giving away)
Chapter 02 ~ Snack by evil little sister (M/f, Lolita, Anal, Rom?
Interracial, Prost, W/S)
Chapter 03 ~ Harry by Uziel (F/m, Oral, Incest)
Chapter 04 ~ By Any Other Name by rache (F/F, Mast, Oral, Romance, W/
S)
Chapter 05 ~ The New Club by High School Sweetheart (F, Lolita, No
Sex)

03-07 September:
Chapter 06 ~ Mr. Merlin by Lisa Oquias (M/F, Mast, Mind Control, Size)
Chapter 07 ~ The Traveling Man by Rachael Ross (M/F, Romance)
Chapter 08 ~ STS 101 by Rachael Ross (M/F, Romance, No Sex, SciFi)
Chapter 09 ~ The Door in the Closet (1) by rache (M/f, Incest,
Reluctant, Humiliation, Oral, SciFi)
Chapter 10 ~ The Door in the Closet (2) by rache (m/f, No Sex, SciFi)

08-12 September:
Chapter 11 ~ Karen (1) by Kylie X. (F/F, Lesbian, No Sex, Romance,
Interracial)
Chapter 12 ~ Making Chrissie by T.S. Severe (f/m/m, Femdom, Bisexual,
Mast, Oral, First, Rom?)
Chapter 13 ~ Karen (2) by Kylie X. (F/F, Lesbian, Romance,
Interracial)
Chapter 14 ~ The Door in the Closet (3) by rache (m/f, Oral, First,
SciFi)
Chapter 15 ~ Tina Vasquez - Texas Ranger (1) by rache (F/F, Police,
Romance, Drama)

13-17 September:
Chapter 16 ~ Girl Fag Teaser by Rachael (M/f, Incest, Romance)
Chapter 17 ~ Devil Inside by evil little sister (f/M, Lolita,
Interracial, Cheat, Oral)
Chapter 18 ~ The Door in the Closet (4) by rache (f/m, Femdom, D/s,
Romance? SciFi)
Chapter 19 ~ Karen (3) by Kylie X. (F/F, Lesbian, No Sex, Romance,
Interracial)
Chapter 20 ~ After School Special by Madly Natalie (Mm/f, Interr, Rom,
Oral, D/s, Fant)

18-22 September:
Chapter 21 ~ RBVS 2 Teaser: Dog Bones (Lazarus) by rache (F/M, Oral,
Public, Supernatural, Fantasy)
Chapter 22 ~ Tina Vasquez - Texas Ranger (2) by rache (F/F, Police,
Romance, Drama)
Chapter 23 ~ The Door in the Closet (5) by rache (f/m, Femdom, D/s,
Romance? SciFi)
Chapter 24 ~ The Best Man by T.S. Severe (TG/M, D/s, Humil, First,
Oral, Anal, Reluct, Cheat)
Chapter 25 ~ Boyfriend by rache (M/f, Oral, Humiliation, Non-Sexual
Violence)

23-27 September:
Chapter 26 ~ Karen (4) by Kylie X. (F/F, M/F, Lesbian, No Sex,
Romance, Interracial)
Chapter 27 ~ The Imaginary Man (1) by rache (M/F, Rom, Interr, Safe
Sex, Cheat, Reluc, Cuckold)
Chapter 28 ~ Star Trek: Season 5 Teaser by High School Sweetheart (F/
M, Oral, SciFi, FanFic, Star Trek)
Chapter 29 ~ The Imaginary Man (2) by rache (M/F, Rom, Interr, Cheat,
Reluc, Humil, Cuckold)
Chapter 30 ~ Amy as Wendy by Jack Valentine (M/F, M/g, Rom, Pedo,
Anal, First, Teacher/Student)

28-02 October:
Chapter 31 ~ The Imaginary Man (3) by rache (M/F, Interr, Cheat,
Reluc, Humil, Cuckold, Preg?)
Chapter 32 ~ Tina Vasquez - Texas Ranger (3) by rache (F/F, Police,
Romance, Drama)
Chapter 33 ~ The Imaginary Man (4) by rache (M/F, Interr, Cheat,
Reluc, Humil, Cuckold)
Chapter 34 ~ The Door in the Closet (6) by rache (f/m, Femdom, D/s,
Romance? SciFi)
Chapter 35 ~ The Imaginary Man (5-A) by rache (M/F, Interr, Cheat,
Public, Humil, Cuckold, Slut, Preg)

02-05 October:
Chapter 36 ~ The Imaginary Man (5-B) by rache (M/F, Romance, Interr,
Cheat, Humil, Slut, Preg)
Chapter 37 ~ The Imaginary Man (5-C) by rache (M/F, Romance, Interr,
Cheat, Cuckold, Preg)
Chapter 38 ~ Karen (5) by Kylie X. (F/F, M/F, Lesbian, No Sex,
Romance, Interracial)
Chapter 39 ~ Tina Vasquez - Texas Ranger (4) by rache (F/F, Police,
Romance, Drama)
Chapter 40 ~ The Door in the Closet (7) by rache (M+/f, Gangbang,
Reluctant, SciFi, Fantasy)

06-10 October:
Chapter 41 ~ Priss by rache (M/F, Romance, Oral, WS, Cheat, Blackmail)
Chapter 42 ~ Blind Date by T.S.Severe (M/F, Romance, CD, Strap-On)
Chapter 43 ~ The Door in the Closet (8) by rache (m/f, M/f, Public,
Oral, Creampie, Reluctant, SciFi, Fant)
Chapter 44 ~ Karen (6) by Kylie X. (F/F, M/F, Lesbian, Romance,
Interracial)
Chapter 45 ~ Thirteen by evil little sister (f, No Sex, FemDom,
Cuckold, Wimp Husband)

11-15 October
Chapter 46 ~ Priss (2) by rache (M/F, Romance, Anal, Cheat, Blackmail)
Chapter 47 ~ Tina Vasquez - Texas Ranger (5) by rache (F/F, Police,
Romance, Drama)
Chapter 48 ~ Priss (3) by rache (M/F, Romance, Cheat, Blackmail)
Chapter 49 ~ Karen (7) by Kylie X. (M/F, F/F, Lesbian Romance,
Interracial)
Chapter 50 ~ Wonderful Woman by Bob's ex-wife Rachael (F/F, Lesbian,
Superhero, Satire)

16-20 October
Chapter 51 ~ Bully Bitch by evil little sister (m/f, Lolita, Oral,
Teen, School)
Chapter 52 ~ The Door in the Closet (9) by rache (f/f, Public, Oral,
SciFi, Fant)
Chapter 53 ~ Shoulders of Orion by rache (Romance, Science Fiction)
Chapter 54 ~ Priss (4) by rache (M/F, Romance, Menses, Cheat,
Blackmail)
Chapter 55 ~ Karen (8) by Kylie X. (F/F, Lesbian Romance, Interracial)

21-25 October
Chapter 56 ~ Tina Vasquez - Texas Ranger (6) by rache (F/F, Police,
Romance, Drama)
Chapter 57 ~ A Girl and Her Robot (1) by rache (f, Mast, Lolita,
Romance, SciFi, Fantasy)
Chapter 58 ~ The Door in the Closet (10) by rache (f/M, Science
Fiction, Fantasy)
Chapter 59 ~ A Girl and Her Robot (2) by rache (f, Mast, Lolita,
Romance, SciFi, Fantasy)
Chapter 60 ~ Priss (5) by rache (M/F, Romance, WS, Cheat, Blackmail)

26-30 October
Chapter 61 ~ A Girl and Her Robot (3) by rache (f/f, M/f, Mast,
Lolita, Rom, SciFi, Fantasy)
Chapter 62 ~ Tina Vasquez - Texas Ranger (7) by rache (F/F, Police,
Romance, Drama)
Chapter 63 ~ Karen (9) by Kylie X. (F/F, M/F, Lesbian Romance,
Interracial, Reluctant)
Chapter 64 ~ A Girl and Her Robot (4) by rache (f/f, M/f, Mast, Oral,
Lolita, Rom, SciFi, Fantasy)
Chapter 65 ~ Tina Vasquez - Texas Ranger (8) by rache (F/F, M+/F,
Police, Rom, Drama, Caution-Rape)

31October
Chapter 666 ~ The Lonesome Death of Jack L. by rache (rant) posted
separately to my SOL blog



Note: Chapters 35, 36, and 37 are simultaneous postings on October 2nd
(alternative endings for Imaginary Man)

Note: Chapter 53 "Shoulders of Orion" is the Prologue (teaser) for my
sequel to the novel "Twenty Five Pairs" and will not be continued in
this collection, but posted separately at a later date. (It's an
advertisement)



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Tina Vasquez: Texas Ranger (ch.15.22.32.39.47.56.62.65) When a Ranger
is sent to investigate a suspicious death and a missing girl in a
small Texas town, she expects to find the usual suspects. What she
doesn't expect is a beautiful blonde named Emily.

Door in the Closet (ch.9.10.14.18.23.34.40.43.52.58) When Jilly finds
that her closet leads to a parallel universe and a boy named Jimmy,
the 16yo begins to wonder if it might not lead to a new life away from
her abusive father and uncaring mother.

Karen (ch.11.13.19.26.38.44.49.55.63) In my first year of college I
met Karen. She's cute, funny, and my new best friend. Unfortunately,
she's also in love with me and as our friendship deepens, I have to
wonder...Am I turning into a lesbian?

The Imaginary Man (ch.27.29.31.33.35/36/37) I thought we had the
perfect marriage until my new husband suggested I flirt with other
men. White men. He got his wish and maybe I got mine as well; life is
never just black and white. Complete with 3 alternative endings: You
Choose!

Star Trek: Season 5 Teaser (ch.28) Everyone misses Captain Kirk,
especially Crewman Poole when he has to give "12 o'clock Reports" to
acting Captain Spock. Luckily for him, a nymphomaniac cabin-girl named
Vale is more than willing to give the young transporter technician a
little incentive to get it right!

Amy as Wendy (ch.30) Jack Valentine is a teacher who loves his little
girls and his wife is more than willing to accept and even encourage
his desires...So long as Jack comes home to her every night.

Devil Inside (ch.17) I was at the mall looking for a husband when I
found the man of my dreams. He was nice, kinda cute, and definitely
white. All I had to do was get Harold away from his bitch of a wife
and show him how a 15yo black girl could change his life for the
better!

Priss (ch.41.46.48.54.60) I'd thought I'd found a new life when Thomas
proposed marriage. I was going to be the virginal bride, faithful and
obedient; the sort of wife I'd always dreamt of being for the man who
loved me. But Fate has a cruel sense of ironic humor and I hadn't run
far or fast enough to escape my past.

Shoulders of Orion (ch.53) The teaser for my upcoming sequel to the
novel "25 Pairs" contains some serious spoilers. It's basically my
first draft of the prologue and such things are always subject to
change as the story is in progress. I strongly recommend "25 Pairs" to
anyone looking for a twisty sort of near-future, science fiction
romance. It's a good story, I think.

A Girl and Her Robot (Sex Brat) (ch.57.59.61.64) Fourteen year old
Kimberly really wants a robot and to get one she's willing to be
auctioned off for charity if it means her daddy will get a big
promotion at work.

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