Message-ID: <57672asstr$1212019801@assm.asstr-mirror.org> X-Original-To: ckought69@hotmail.com Delivered-To: ckought69@hotmail.com X-Original-Path: d1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail From: "DaddyOh!" <daddyoh@bluebottle.com> X-Original-Message-ID: <7adddfee-d38a-479b-941d-c7a62c529001@d1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com> Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 28 May 2008 22:11:17 +0000 (UTC) Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com Injection-Info: d1g2000hsg.googlegroups.com; posting-host=24.15.234.228; posting-account=DFzSVgoAAADj-xowqxHl4S0vOZMg2l07 User-Agent: G2/1.0 X-HTTP-UserAgent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 6.0; en-US; rv:1.8.1.14) Gecko/20080404 Firefox/2.0.0.14,gzip(gfe),gzip(gfe) X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Wed, 28 May 2008 15:11:16 -0700 (PDT) Subject: {ASSM} Dude, That's My Mom! by DaddyOh (M, M, mast, cons) X-Original-Subject: Story: Dude, That's My Mom! by DaddyOh (M, M, mast, cons) Lines: 426 Date: Wed, 28 May 2008 20:10:01 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2008/57672> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: dennyw, newsman Summary: Steve invites his friend Jake over after school. Steve got his parents code so the teens are able to watch porn on cable for the first time. What they see at first excites them so much that they share in a time of self-stimulation. What they next shocks them both out of their socks. This story is completely fictional. It is intended for adults only. If you are not 18 or over, please do not read. This is not intended for you. I'd love to hear from you. Send feedback to: daddyoh@playful.com. Story: Dude, That's My Mom! by DaddyOh (M, M, mast, cons) The two boys got off the bus and went straight to Steve's house after school, as was often their practice. Sometimes they would watch TV, sometimes play video games, sometimes make teasing phone calls to girls from school they liked. Steve's mother volunteered in the community most afternoons, so the boys had the house to themselves to do pretty much whatever they wanted. And Steve's dad often either worked late or was out of town for business, so he didn't slow the boys down much at all.But today Steve told James that there was something especially cool waiting for them. "So, what's the big deal?" James said to Steven. "Did you find another one of your dad's Penthouses or something?" The times when Steve found one of his father's adult magazines were indeed cause for major excitement from the boys. But today was even better. "I got the code," Steve said as the boys entered the house through the side door. "What code?" James inquired. "What are you talking about?" "Remember when we were trying to watch the Playboy Channel?" Steve replied. "And we thought maybe we could figure out the code my dad put on, but we never could?" The two had gone straight for the family room, which was a half-level down from the rest of the house. The big screen TV was often the biggest draw for them. "Yea," James said. He then considered his friend's words. "You mean THAT code?" Steve nodded his head, his eyes wide. "How the hell did you do that?" James eyes were filled with wonder himself. "My dad went out of town this morning," Steve began. "He usually leaves a note for my mom with things for her to remember, or that he didn't get to tell her about before he left." James nodded. "Normally I don't see his notes because he leaves them in their bedroom on my mom's dresser. But for some reason, he left this one on the little desk where she pays the bills." "And?" James said anxiously. "And," Steve continued, "This time the note told my mom a few things. And then, he told her that he had changed the DVR box code. And...he wrote the new code on the note." The teens stared at one another. "You mean...?" James said. "You mean...we can get in?" Steve nodded. "No way! You're shitting me!" "Allow me, my good man," Steve said dramatically for humorous affect. "Have a seat and enjoy the show." Steve picked up the remote and sat on the couch, a few feet from his friend. With a click, the big screen came to life. After a few seconds a music channel came on the screen briefly, then the picture was barred with a box that read, INSERT CODE TO PROCEED. With a big smile, Steve held up the remote and entered six numbers. The box went away and the boys were treated to a video featuring four girls in bikinis dancing around a black BMW." "Whoa!" James exclaimed. "You little shit! You weren't kidding! But does the code, does it work for...you know...does it?" "I think so," Steve said, realizing he hadn't tried it out thoroughly. He assumed it unlocked all the blocked channels, pay channels and all. But now he wasn't so sure. He considered how badly he would feel if he got his friend's hopes and his own up, just to let them both down. He hit the guide button and navigated to the high numbered channels which he knew clearly he was not supposed to go anywhere near. The names of the shows on these channels were very different than what the boys were used to watching. Names like, NAUGHTY COLLEGE CO-EDS, SWEET YOUNG THINGS IV and WHITE CHICKS' FIRST BLACK STICKS now crossed the screen. The boys looked nervous and excited. Did the code Steve's father left his mother actually unlock all the adult channels? He knew his dad subscribed to everything because he had heard him talking with his mom about it many times. "You think it works for all these?" James asked. "I think so," Steve replied. Both sat on the couch, not sure what to do next. On the one hand, they might have the key to the mother lode of sexual thrill that all teen boys dream of. On the other hand, because their anticipation was so high, they were reluctant to try for fear of disappointment. "Only one way to find out, I guess...How 'bout Chix Channel - JUGGS ON DISPLAY?" "Cool," James replied. Steve hit the remote button. For a few seconds nothing happened and they feared the worst. Maybe the whole thing was a trick Steve's dad played. Or what if the code didn't work for the porn channels? But before they could begin the lament, they got their wish. The big screen was suddenly filled with girls...gorgeous girls...girls with great big boobs...uncovered. "Oh...shit!" The boys nearly squealed with delight. Both had seen porn online, of course. They had watched some video clips from various sites. And they had found Steve's dad's magazines occasionally, which was great fun. But even though Steve knew his parents kept porn videos around somewhere, he had never discovered the stash. Therefore, they had never seen anything like these "Big Juggs" on the big screen. "Fuck!" Steve exclaimed. "It worked! Look at that!" Three beautiful women, two blonde Caucasian, one a dark haired Hispanic. All three indeed had very big breasts. They were standing waist high in a pool, splashing water on one another and laughing...and of course, touching their breasts and sometimes, one another's breasts. Steve and James settled in on the comfy couch, gloriously anticipating what their new treasure trove would hold. "Look at those tits!" James said. "They're huge!" "No shit!" Steve replied. "I love big tits...well, little tits too." "Yep," James replied. "But those big ones are pretty cool. Oh man! They're all touching each other's boobs!" The girls had come closer together and they were all caressing each other's breasts. Then came the kissing. The girls kissed each other in turn, then began kissing each other's 'juggs. "Oh, Fuck!" "Damn!" Steve said. "What do you think about lesbians? You know...girls doing it together." "Are you kidding?" James replied. "I LOVE it!" "Yea, me too," Steve said. "Especially kissing." James nodded. "See what else is on," James suggested. "OK," Steve replied. He lifted the remote and took another look at the channels they had unlocked. He read the names of a few. "YNG GRL Network, Wild Wet Women Now, Big 4 U." "See what's on 'Big 4 U,'" James said. "Maybe it's more big tits." Steve selected the channel to view the titles available. They saw a name they had seen previously. "Put on WHITE CHICKS' FIRST BLACK STICKS." "You wanna see if it's really true?" Steve said with a smirk. "If what's really true?" James said. "That some black guys have really big ones," Steve replied. "SOME?" James said. "Let me tell you something about us black men." He addressed his White friend with false prowess and bravado, for humorous affect. "'Black like me,' means BIG like me, Dude." "Come on, James," Steve said. "Not every black guy has a big dick. I've seen you in the locker room after practice, lots of times. You're not THAT big." "Listen Whitey," James replied with a smile that assured both that any name calling was allowed by their genuine friendship. "You ain't seen nothin'. When I'm all pumped up, I have a serious Black Stick." "Serious Pencil Stick is probably more like it," Steve retorted, laughing. "Uh, no," James replied. "That would be you, my White brother." Their attention then turned back to the screen. A very cute, young looking brunette was looking innocent in a cheerleader outfit. Both teens made sounds indicating that they enjoyed cheerleaders, a lot. A tall black man entered the room and spoke to the girl. He asked her if she had ever had a black man before. She said she hadn't. He asked if she was nervous and she said she was, a little. The man wasted no time in reaching into his sweat pants and pulling out an enormous, semi- erect black penis. "Oh shit," Steve said. "He's fucking huge." "Yea," James said. "Mine would be that size...if I folded it in half!" The two teens broke up at this, laughing uncontrollably for at least a minute. Their attention returned to the screen. The cheerleader was on her knees in front of the man. She had two hands on his growing erection and there seemed to be room for at least one if not two more hands. Both Steve and James were duly impressed. The girl brought her face close to the man's hard-on and began kissing it. The boys were rapt. The previous video had girls with big tits. But this was life-size sex...mouth to penis contact right before their very eyes. "Damn," James said. "That Brother IS big. Maybe I've got a little more growing to do." "I think I'd need to triple mine to be that big," Steve said. "Oh man!" James said, his attention back on the video. "She's putting it in her mouth!" "Look at that," Steve said. "It doesn't even fit!" "She's making it fit," James replied. "She wants that black cock bad." Indeed, the girl had lubricated the enormous penis with her saliva and was making at least a third of it fit into her mouth. The boys were mesmerized. "Would you let her do that to you?" Steve asked, not taking his eyes from the screen. "What do you think?" James asked, also glued to the show. "Wouldn't you?" "I'm so horny right now I'd let any girl do that to me," Steve said. "I'd PAY any girl to do that to me!" "No shit?" James said. "How about Mrs. Perry from English class?" "She's not so bad," Steve said. "Those whiskers would feel good on my dick." The two laughed heartily at this. "How about Bobby's sister, Alyssa?" "Damn!" James said. "Now that girl is fine. If she walked in that door she'd be on me so fast, you wouldn't know where my ten inches disappeared to." He thought for a second. "How about their mom?" "Man!" Steve exclaimed. "Mrs. Simon? She is sooooo hot! If she'd walk in here she'd be riding me faster than the Lone Ranger jumped on Trigger!" "Lone Ranger?" James said with a chuckle. "Who the hell is the Lone Ranger?" "Hell if I know," Steve said. "Somebody who rode a horse or something. My grandpa told me about it." "But for real," James said, "Simon is smokin' hot." "Damn straight," Steve said. "Moms can be really sexy." The girl on the screen was now slapping the big black cock against her face. "MILFs!" "Yea," Steve said. "I love MILFs." The cheerleader had removed her top and was now rubbing the black meat against her small breasts. "Any MILFs on this thing?" James asked. Once again Steve pointed the remote. It wasn't long before he found Mature Visions. The first video listed was called DO MY HOT MOMMY. He selected it. "Now that's what I'm talkin' about," Steve said as a pretty, strawberry blonde 40-something came on the screen. She was dressed in jeans and a t-shirt, sitting in her kitchen. There came a knock at the door and a young man was outside, asking if his friend was home. The woman, who was the mother of the boy who lived there said he was out. After a few minutes of chatting, she invited the friend inside. Not long after, she was removing her clothes, to the amazement of the boy in the video and the two watching it. "Oh man," James commented. "I love moms. This is awesome." He started to say something else, but stopped. "Me too," Steve said. "But what's up? Were you going to say something?" "Nah," James replied. "It's nothing. No big deal." On the screen, the mom was now topless and she was kissing her son's friend passionately. But Steve knew James had something on his mind. "No, really," Steve said. "What are you thinking about?" "Man," James began. "I'm just thinking about that smokin' hot mom and what she's doing." She was now on her knees, unbuckling the boy's pants. "She's getting me really turned on. Really." He turned from the screen and looked at Steve. Steve looked back, then glanced at James crotch. There he saw an unmistakable bulge...a big one. He looked James in the eye again. "What's on your mind, Dude?" Steve asked. "Man, these hot honeys are on my mind, you know?" James said. "And I don't wanna sound too weird or anything, but I was thinking...I don't know...maybe...are they turning you on too?" "Hell yes," Steve said. "But you were wondering what?" James now looked at Steve's crotch, where he also saw a bulge. Perhaps not as big as his own, but a bulge for sure. "Oh, yea...that. Guess I have one too. So, were you thinking that maybe we should...take them out?" "Well, yea," James said. "That's what I was thinking. I mean, if you...uh, it might be kind of cool if...shit man...these ladies got me so horny I want some kind of relief." "I know," Steve replied. "Have you ever, uh, done that with another guy before?" "Never," James said. "You?" "Couple years ago," Steve said. "With a guy who used to live next door. He brought over his dad's magazines and we got really horny and, we did it." "What was it like?" James asked. "It wasn't bad," Steve said. "Kind of weird, but we got over it. But I'm sure I wasn't nearly as horny then as I am now." "So?" James said. "Wanna try?" "OK," Steve said. "What the fuck?" By this time the mom on the screen had removed the boy's pants and was giving him serious head. Both James and Steve looked back at the screen and tried to focus on what they saw there. The sexy mom was very, very appealing to both of them. But neither could help being self aware as they unbuckled and unzipped their pants. James finished first. He unzipped his fly completely and pulled the flaps apart. His bulge was enormous and he slid his hand over it, massaging it a bit. Steve glanced over and immediately thought that he hadn't given his friend the credit he deserved. He definitely looked like he had something big in there. Steve followed suit, caressing his own bulge. He then took the lead by lifting his hips and pushing his pants to his ankles. He wasn't ready to completely remove his briefs, but he pulled the front down and allowed his cock and his balls to come out, pulling the waistband below his sack. Steve knew his penis wouldn't come close to the big one they had seen on the screen, nor even to his friend's. But he didn't care. It got hard and it felt really good when he stroked it, which is what he began doing. James took the cue and did the same with his pants, then his underwear. He pulled a long, thick black rod out and began shaking it back and forth. "Oh man," James said, referring back to the video. "Look at him fuck her titties." He both wanted to see what was happening and to divert attention from their exposed dicks for a moment. "No kidding," Steve replied. "I'll bet you'd like to put that big thing in between her titties...um, it really is big, James. I didn't mean to make fun before." "It's nothing," James said. "Just lucky, I guess!" James began stroking his big dick. Steve did the same, but with his much smaller equipment. "Don't worry about it, Man." James had sensed Steve's possible insecurity when he saw how big his friend was. "It works, doesn't it?" Steve nodded as he stroked himself to a more full erection. "That's what matters, then!" "Does that feel good?" Steve asked his friend as he watched him caress his cock. "Damn right it does," James replied. "How 'bout you?" "It feels really good," Steve said. "Let me see what else is on." Steve changed the channel again, this time clicking on a video called 80s FIRST TIMERS. "I think some of the porn chicks from the 80s were really hot. Like Christy Canyon...and, um...Kay Parker." "Who's Kay Parker?," James asked, stroking his big cock more steadily now. "She was a really hot MILF type in the 80s," Steve replied, feeling less self-conscious about masturbating in front of James now. "Maybe even in the 70s. I saw her online. Maybe she's in this." A young, busty brunette, who was neither Christy Canyon nor Kay Parker was on the screen, getting screwed from behind by one man and sucking on another. "That's cool," James said. "I'd like a hot mom like Kay Parker to ride me...who's the hottest mom you know, Man?" James looked suddenly nervous. Even more nervous than he had been from stroking his dick in front of his friend. "Um," James said. "I don't know." "Bullshit," Steve said. "You said you love MILFs. Now what MILF do you think is the hottest?" "Man, give me a break and just play with your little stick, O.K.?" James said. "What are 'ya getting all upset about?" Steve asked. "I just wanted to know what mom you'd most want to fuck." "You really wanna know?" James asked. "Yea," Steve said. "I wanna know." "Fine," James said as he looked at the screen and got an unexpected shock. "Your mom." "My Mom?" Steve replied. "Really? You'd wanna do my mom?" "Your mom," James said, staring at the screen. "I heard you," Steve said. "You'd do my mom. It's kind of weird, but I understand why you'd think she was hot." "Steve," James said seriously. "Look at the TV." The chesty brunette had finished off her two men, one shooting his load on her breasts, the other in her mouth. The next scene had just started. A tall, very pretty young blonde was on the screen. The title superimposed over her said: FIRST TIME FOR BRANDY. Steve finally grasped what his friend was trying to say. James wanted him to see what was up next for their viewing pleasure. Steve turned and looked at the screen. At first, he saw only the leggy blonde taking her top off in front of one man and one woman. He briefly admired her long, lean figure. Then his friend's words finally hit home. He looked more closely at the pretty blonde's face. "My mom..." Steve said, staring at the TV. "I know," James said. "I was trying to tell you." "My mom, Man." Steve had realized that the pretty blonde who was doing her first time video sometime in the 80s was in fact, his mother. "Um...she looks hot, man," James said, trying to lighten the moment. Steve was dumbfounded. "Dude...that's my MOM!" 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