Message-ID: <57389asstr$1204985402@assm.asstr-mirror.org> X-Original-To: ckought69@hotmail.com Delivered-To: ckought69@hotmail.com X-Original-Path: 3d149372!not-for-mail From: AM <am649@yahoo.com> User-Agent: Thunderbird 2.0.0.12 (Windows/20080213) MIME-Version: 1.0 X-Original-Message-ID: <28kAj.258$Q52.122@bignews9.bellsouth.net> X-Abuse-Info: Please forward a copy of all headers for proper handling NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:23:42 EST Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable X-MIME-Autoconverted: from 8bit to quoted-printable by bignews9.bellsouth.net id m27NNhqc010278 X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:23:44 -0500 Subject: {ASSM} The Klismaphilia Parlor Lines: 107 Date: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 09:10:02 -0500 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2008/57389> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: newsman, RuiJorge This story is entirely fictional and is intended for adults only I was walking by a new storefront in our city and noticed this sign "The Klismaphilia Parlor." Since I find an occasional enema very exciting, I decided to go in. The lobby was completely unattended with a desk and a push button with a sign "Press for Attendant" I pressed the button and sat down with a magazine. I didn't have to wait long before a woman came in and motioned me to the desk. She said "Our trained attendants offer a variety of enemas in various settings, depending on your interests. Our basic price is $100 for the first enema and $25 for a second enema. Depending on the type of enema you want, we generally recommend a second enema." "Ok, let's try it." After she took my credit card information, she escorted me into a locker room and opened an empty locker. "Remove all of your clothes and place them in the locker. Your attendant will accompany you back to the locker if you would like to give him or her anything extra." After I was completely naked (and growing a solid hard-on) she locked the locker and gave me the key attached to a wrist bracelet. Then she led me into an office area where I was instructed to stand facing the desk. "Do you want a male or female attendant?' she asked. "Definitely female," I replied. With that response, she pressed a button on the intercom and called for Mabel, who quickly showed up, skimpily dressed in a halter and bikini. Mabel looked my body over, pausing to study my fully erect penis, she said in an authoritative voice. "Turn around and bend over." As I complied, I heard the sound of a rubber glove and soon felt a lubricated finger seeking entrance to my asshole. After her finger worked around for a bit, she withdrew it and said, "He seems OK. I did not feel any hemorrhoids and his sphincter is tight; you may want to check it." So the woman behind the desk, came around, put on the rubber glove, and repeated the anal examination. While she still had her finger up my ass, she asked, "When was your last bowel movement?" "This morning." "Are you generally regular?" "Usually" As I was again standing, naked, in front of the desk, I was asked a series of questions. A display of nozzles was brought out, ranging in size to a standard enema nozzle to a large butt plug with a hose attachment. "All of our nozzles are sterilized. You need to choose one. Based on the tightness of your sphincter, I would not suggest the largest ones." I chose a medium one with a series of graduated indentations along its 5-inch length. "We don't generally recommend a clear water enema as the first enema. Our normal enema is a saline solution with a bit of baking soda. We can also do coffee enemas or other varieties if you desire. For clients that are constipated, we offer a phospho soda enema, but I don't think you need that." "I'll do the regular enema." "We can do body temperature enemas or cool or warm? Which do you prefer?" "I guess somewhere around body temperature." "We have private rooms for the enema with just you and Mabel present; however, some of our clients like to see others and don't mind being seen, so we have an open area with tables and open toilets for the expulsion. At the present, there are two clients in this area - one man and one woman. Which do you prefer?" That was a question I had never considered before. "Let's be public!!" I said One last question, "Some of our clients enjoy a massage of certain genital areas during the second enema. Would you like that?" "Sure," I replied. Mabel took my hand and led me into a large room with six tables about 10 feet apart. About five feet from the top end of the table was an open toilet. Off to the side of the room was a preparation area. As we walked by the second table I noticed a naked man about my age laying on his side waiting for an insertion; his erection made mine look puny. On the third table was an attractive, completely naked young woman with a tube coming out of her butt. A man wearing only a jock strap was massaging her stomach. Mabel instructed me to climb on the fourth table and relax while she prepared the first enema. Soon she came back with the equipment hanging on a pole. As she approached, I turned to see the woman on next table jump off and dash to her toilet. Then I heard a big sigh and a splash as her bowels emptied. "Get on you hands & knees with your rump up in the air," Mabel instructed. Then I felt the finger go in again, "I wanted to make sure that you are well lubricated." As the nozzle was pushed in, I could feel each indentation and feel my anus stretching somewhat. "On your left side," she instructed. And then the flow started. I took about 2/3 of the bag. I asked Mabel to stop the flow. She turned me over on my back and gently massaged my abdomen. Back on my left side, I took about half of what was remaining. Mabel slowly pulled the nozzle out one notch at a time. She let me up and I sat on the toilet. She held my hand as I evacuated my bowels. Back to the table, Mabel prepared a clear water enema to flush out any remains of the salt-soda enema. Again she slowly inserted the nozzle, notch-by-notch. After the insertion, she lowered the bag so there would be less pressure. Then she rolled me over to my back, and, as the water flowed in, she placed a condom on my fully erect penis and started a gentle massage. In a few minutes, it erupted. After that, she withdrew the nozzle and it was back to the toilet. Mabel accompanied me back to the locker. After I was dressed, I gave her a little extra for her services. -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ------ send stories to: <ckought69@hotmail.com>| | FAQ: <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/faq.html> Moderators: <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |ASSM Archive at <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org> Hosted by <http://www.asstr-mirror.org> | |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d; look for subject {ASSD}| +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+