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From: "StoryGuy" <NJguy1965@comcast.net>
Subject: {ASSM} How do I get myself into this kind of trouble
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Date: Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:10:01 -0500
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My wife's little sister was getting married, the whole thing was taking
place about 7 hours away so we drove up and got a room in the same hotel
that the reception was taking place in.  My Wife's whole family from our
area did the same thing and we got a group rate. I wasn't too happy about
it, I am never thrilled with spending too much time with my wife's family.
But it was a wedding, and my wife's sister too boot, I know better than to
fight a battle I can't win.

We arrived and I said hello to everyone and headed to our room, my wife and
her family caught up and did whatever they do, I didn't see my wife til
dinner time when she came to fill me in on the weekends festivities.  The
plan was, dinner tonight with the family in one of the hotel's meeting
rooms, then the girls were going out for a bachlorette party.  Then the
wedding and reception tomorrow afternoon and night.  "Sounds like a good
time", ok that was the lie I told my wife I was really thinking "Just shot
me....Please"  After a boring dinner with the family I kissed the wife
goodbye, gave her some ones in case some guy needed them stuffed in his
G-String headed to the bar.

I downed a half dozen or so beers by myself in the bar, I got bored so I
bought two more beers to take back to my room.  I got to my room, changed
into something comfortable and settled in to watch a movie on HBO.  It was
going on midnight when I got a phone call from my wife, it seems the girls
were headed from the bar to a bar with well hung entertainment.  Her mother
drank quite heavily and they wanted to drop her off before they went on with
their night.  She wanted me to meet the limo downstairs and help her mother
in.  Great, now I have to baby-sit the drunk ole bitch, we didn't get along.
I got dressed, and went down to the lobby to wait.

I sat about 15 minutes and along they came, they were all a bit stoned, they
quickly dropped off the old lady and drove off.  I made nice, asking about
their evening, making small talk and the like.  I don't know why I wasted my
time, her mother was pretty toasted, I had her fish out her room card and
started to encourage her to head upstairs, but she wouldn't have it. She
wanted me to buy her one more drink in the bar, and she wasn't taking no for
a answer, my choices here were leave her in the bar, or have a drink and get
her to call it a night.  If I ditched her in the bar and something happened,
my wife would kill me. We had a drink, and another.  Finally she was
starting to nod off in her seat, so I took her my the arm and lead her to
her room.  We reached the room and I let her in, walked her to the bed and
she sat down on the edge.  I said goodnight and started heading out when she
yelled, "My bags are still in the car!".  "Shit!" I thought, I was almost
out the door.  I got her car keys, took the room key and headed down to the
car to get her bags, It took me a while to find where she parked, and I got
her bags and headed back up.

I got back to the room, hauling these heavy ass bags and opened the door,
when I got in she was still sitting in the same place, but she had fallen
back.  I thought to myself, just drop the bags and get out of there, I take
the bags in and look to see if she is ok.  Seems she had started to undress
and just passed out, she had unbuttoned her blouse and pulled her panty hose
down too her knees.  So she lay there, on the edge of the bed, wearing a
skirt, but her panty hose were down to her knees, she had her blouse on, but
was unbuttoned and her bra was showing.

I was leaving as I thought, this drunk bitch is gonna wake up in the night,
stand and fall right on her face because of her pantyhose being around her
knees.  I turned and decided I will wake her, so she can get herself either
the rest of the way undressed, or at least further up on the bed.  I shouted
her name over and over, no response.  I tapped her, shook her, nothing she
was out of it.  What the hell was I going to do now?   I figured I was never
going to manage to move her up more into the bed, so I had to get the panty
hose off her knees, I kneeled down and worked them off her, she never moved
while I did.  Ok, I was good to go, I took a moment to look the situation
over again.  She lay there, her blouse unbuttoned, her bra exposed, laying
drunk on the edge of the bed, her panty hose removed and from this vantage
point I could see her panties were slightly pulled down under her skirt, not
enough to see anything, but down.

I stood and thought about this, it didn't look good.  I escort my drunk
mother in-law to her room and she ends up half dressed.  Ok, she needs to
wake up, I shake her, I sit her up, she just falls back down.   Ok, I am
going to need to get her in bed clothes or something, anything less, well
less disheveled.  I put her suitcase up on the table and open it, I dig a
bit and find a nightgown, perfect, if I put her in this, she will assume she
got ready for bed and passed out, no tripping risk, no 1/2 undressed
wonderment.  I pull it out, when a pair of panties pull out too, I pick them
up and tuck them back in.

When I tuck her panties back into her bag I hit something, now I should have
left well enough alone, but I am curious and take a look.  Oh my god, I
pulled out the last thing I would have expected, Its a little vibrator.
This thing was the size of a lipstick but maybe twice as long, and it was in
the bags of this frumpy 60 something woman.  I twist the bottom and it
buzzes to life, I never looked at my mother in-law as a sexual beast at all,
I put it back with my chin still hanging down.

I sit her back up and remove her blouse the rest of the way, I put one arm
in the nightgown and realize no one would wear a bra with a nightgown. I was
going to have to take it off, after my recent find, the prospect actually
had me a little interested in what I might see, I up hook and take it off.
Nothing special, old lady boobs, I slip her nightgown on her arms and lay
her back down.

Ok, now I have to get the skirt off, I unbutton and unzip and pull the skirt
from the bottom.  God damn it, when I did her panties came down to her
knees.  I couldn't help but notice her big bush and the fact that I now had
another "something around the knee" issue.  I grab her panties by the
waistband, and start trying to drag them back up.  So now I am looking at
her bush, trying to pull her panties up and I catch a scent of
her....her......lets say women-ness. This combination make me think of the
vibrator again.  I work them up and grab her by the ass and lift and tug,
life and tug, finally I have her panties back on.  I pull the nightgown down
behind her and start buttoning the front, now strangely enough, I button
over her breasts easy enough, but when I get to her stomach, something about
all this starts to arouse me.  I step back a minute to gain my composure.
I stand there by her bag and wonder if there is anything else "weird" in
there, I look.  Nothing, but I find myself with the vibrator in my hand, I
hold it and look at her there, with the gown buttoned down to the top of her
panties.

Something came over me, I went over and rubbed the vibrator on her pussy
through her panties.  I got rock hard, I turned it on and buzzed her, no
reaction from her but I was straining my pants.  I tried to pull her panties
aside, but I had done to good a job pulling them up.  I went to her feel and
moved one foot up onto the bed, I now had access.  I moved one side of her
panties aside and buzzed her bare snatch, not much movement from her, I
worked it between her lips and into her pussy.  I worked it a bit, laughed
to myself, pulled it out and turned it off.  Ok that was enough, I was going
to put it back and finish her dressing.  I took it to the suitcase and as
putting it in I noticed it was wet, I sniffed it.  Its musky smell was
awesome, no matter who's smell it is, the animal in me was excited, I put it
to my mouth and licked it clean.  There was allot of flavor there, how wet
is she I wondered, I looked at her.

I wiped the vibrator clean on my shirt and put it back.  I went back over to
her, and I ran my finger between her pussy lips, she was soaked.  The little
buzz really did it for her, I slid a finger in and she was wet and tight.  I
guess if she has just been using that little vibrator for the last 5 years
since her husband died, she would be tight.  I was aroused now, I placed her
other leg up on the bed, and she was now spread wide before me, I leaned
close and sniffed, then I licked, and licked and licked.  I was on my knees
eating the wet pussy of my passed out mother in-law.

I reached down and un-did my pants and started jerking off while I ate her,
I licked her from her ass hole to her clit and fucked her with my tongue.  I
was so worked up now I stood, and slipped my cock in, her pussy was perfect,
I pumped and pumped and soon filled her with my cum.  Ahh shit, now how the
hell was I going to clean this up?  I began to panic, I zipped up and looked
at the scene I had created for myself here.  Before me lay my mother in-law,
passed out drunk, in a nightgown, but not buttoned down below, her panties
are pulled aside and oozing.

Ok, so she is going to know she had sex of some sort, is there anyway to get
that cum out of her, I slip a finger in her and she is just slimy inside.
After a few minutes of thought I decide I don't have time for a complex fix,
I grab her vibrator and slip it in her to get it covered with her juices, I
then grab her hand and rub it all over her pussy to make it look like she
had sex with herself.  I then turned on the vibrator and place it in her
hand.

There, done, it will look like I dropped her off, she changed her clothes,
got out her vibrator and made herself cum so many times she was sticky from
her juices.  It was the best I could do, it was 1:30 and my wife could be
back anytime.  I look around, its as good as its going to get, I drop the
key and head on out.

Back in my room I quickly get undressed and hop in bed. Luckily my wife will
be drunk when she gets home and won't notice the scent of her mother on my
cock.  I cut the light and lay back in front of the TV.  I must have just
dozed off when I heard my wife come in, she was slurring her speech and
talking to someone.  It took me a minute to realize it was her sister Jane.
Jane never married, we always assumed she was the "Gay" sister, not there is
anything wrong with that.  They were mumbling and laughing so I played
asleep, my evening had been pretty weird and I just wanted it to end.  I
heard my wife say "Shhh" and then she sat on the bed next to me.  "Honey!,
Honey!  Wake up."  She said.  I opened my eyes and said "Hi Hon, how was
it?" She told me it was fun, but she was horny as hell.  She reached under
the blanket and grabbed my dick.  I froze, I didn't count on her getting all
worked up looking at strippers, and Hey! What was her sister doing in the
room.  She pulled off her shirt, and her beautiful tits popped out, she was
stripping and holding my cock in front of her sister, and where in the
shadows was she?  She pulled down the covers and started to give me head, I
caught sight of her sister in the bathroom door watching.  I remembered what
had happened earlier that evening and began to hope my wife was too drunk to
notice she was sucking her mothers juices off my dick.

She got up and told me she would be right back, she rooted around the bags
in the room a bit and came back. When she did she reached up and tied my
hands to the lamp above the bed, then she took her wet panties and slipped
them over my head covering my eyes.  I only said "Ohhh, kinky"  She must
have been putting on some sort of kinky show for her sister.  She told me
"Now you just sit there, I am going to pee, and then fuck the shit out of
you" I heard her leave and go to the bathroom and close the door.

Moments later I heard her come back, she took my cock in her hand and
stroked it second to make it rock hard.  I am not normally a two times a
night guy, but giving her sister a kinky show made it possible. Then she
started to suck my cock again, but it felt different, better, more skillful.
I moaned and rubbed my head so I could just peek through the lace edging on
the panties over my head.  It was Jane, not my wife expertly sucking my
cock, I could see my wife in the shadows nude, fingering herself.  I shot my
load almost the second I relized what was happening, I was on loan to her
horny sister.  They were close in build and weight, maybe they thought I
would never know, but they were drunk and didn't think I would peek.

Jane mounted me and started to rub her pussy on my half limp dick, I had a
great view of her breasts and that helped my dick get back to full hard
fast, she worked it in and it felt good, she was loose, which I found
interesting, because the mother was tight and small, my wife is pretty
normal size and Jane was larger and loose, it was a nice different feeling.
I watched as her tits bounced and as she worked herself to orgasm twice
before she climbed off me. Not I was getting limp fast, it had been a busy
night for my boy and he was tired, I watched as Jane went to the bathroom to
get dressed, my wife turned on some music, I assume to cover the noise.  She
then did something that surprised me, she came back, and began to suck my
cock again, this time I felt it was more to taste her sisters pussy than get
me off.  Watching her suck her sisters juice off my dick had me hard and she
mounted and fucked me.  I could see the light from the door as her sister
snuck out of the room.  I was soon untied and we went to bed.

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