Message-ID: <55168asstr$1168740604@assm.asstr-mirror.org> X-Original-To: ckought69@hotmail.com Delivered-To: ckought69@hotmail.com DomainKey-Signature: a=rsa-sha1; q=dns; c=nofws; s=s1024; d=yahoo.com; h=X-YMail-OSG:Received:Date:From:Subject:To:MIME-Version:Content-Type:Content-Transfer-Encoding:Message-ID; b=v6P9Tvcm+mytbl/TW0YHhSCnkSVTbbigYCoaPHiZuKkJRklbtuzwnPBCND3Nm8M3geLGveC2yhHO/w1F9VhMOFdg0lVh7XDpjewbSDV63O4EC6L5gmzWqzGSOIQH/33sIEezvHgp5vt+c54QcownA3r0oQiSlEx7ua42aW4pMKY=; X-YMail-OSG: jZPf4cAVM1mJHNk8wvM5SRv1GBpkARbFRz29lqar From: Lazlo Zalezac <lzalezac@yahoo.com> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Original-Message-ID: <76314.65719.qm@web60416.mail.yahoo.com> X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Sat, 13 Jan 2007 15:29:48 -0800 (PST) Subject: {ASSM} A Different Sort Of Lifestyle 11 (MF, rom) Lines: 489 Date: Sat, 13 Jan 2007 21:10:04 -0500 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2007/55168> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: newsman, dennyw Lazlo Zalezac http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Lazlo_Zalezac http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Lazlo_Zalezac --------------------------------- We won't tell. Get more on shows you hate to love (and love to hate): Yahoo! TV's Guilty Pleasures list. <1st attachment, "Life01-11.txt" begin> A Different Sort Of Lifestyle Chapter 11: A Pleasant Surprise By Lazlo Zalezac Copyright (C) Lazlo Zalezac, 2006 The evening went much better than Jack could have possibly imagined. Everyone was very nice and polite. When offered his choice between wine and beer, there had been no raised eyebrows when he asked for beer. He was even pleased to see that it was a real beer, not one of those fancy beers. They had been attentive to them, refilling their drinks when the glass was empty. There weren't any cheap shots about the difference in their incomes. In fact, there were times when he suspected that the Anders were embarrassed by the size of their house. There were little comments about it being too big or too much work. He didn't know what to make of it. He was surprised by the respect the adult Anders showed his wife and daughter. They even called his daughter Miss McCullum. Sharon and Cathy had complimented the women on their clothes; making the kind of fuss over them that women usually did. He could tell that Lisa reveled in the attention. Having expected to find spoiled rich kids, he was pleased to see that their kids didn't act spoiled. Harry and their daughter had called him, Mr. McCullum and his wife, Mrs. McCullum. When answering questions, they used sir and ma'am. They didn't make little comments about how much money they had. Harry had even mentioned getting a part-time job. That had impressed him. There had even been an amusing incident when the daughter's date had arrived. Greg had asked the young man if he enjoyed hunting. The boy had stared at him in shock. Greg had gone on to invite the young man to go hunting claiming that at least one of them would have a good time. If they both would have a good time would depend on how well the young man treated his daughter. When the young couple had left on their date, Greg had winked at Jack as if giving him credit for the idea. Dinner had gone much better than Jack had anticipated when he had first seen the dinner table. His mother had made sure that he had a basic understanding of manners. He still remembered the basic rules like age before beauty and ladies first. She'd even taught him that you used silverware from the outside in. He'd managed to survive the meal without embarrassing himself. He had noticed the look of surprise on his wife's face when he had immediately grabbed the correct fork for the salad dish. It was strange to watch his daughter and her date participate in the dinner conversation in the same way an adult would. Listening to his daughter talk about current events surprised him. He had no idea that she had kept up with the news. She even had her own opinions about the current leadership in Washington. Some of them paralleled his while others were significantly different. He was proud of her. When the dinner was over, Greg stood and said, "If you would excuse Jack and me, we'll retire to the patio for after-dinner drinks." Sharon had said, "Go ahead. June and I will have a little coffee. I think the kids would enjoy a little time in the family room." Greg led Jack out to the patio and gestured to a chair. When Jack had seated himself, Greg asked, "What would you like? Are you a scotch or a whiskey man?" "I'll take a scotch," Jack answered. Now that he was alone with Greg, he expected the insults to start. A good stiff drink was actually appreciated. "On the rocks?" "Yes, please," Jack answered. He watched as the man prepared two drinks. Returning to the table, Greg handed him a drink and then took a seat. After taking a sip of his drink, he asked, "You ever wake up one day and ask yourself what in the hell happened to your life?" "Yes," Jack answered cautiously. He hadn't been expecting that question. "That happened to me about two months ago. I was lucky enough to discover the answer, otherwise I would have thrown everything I had away," Greg said. Jack took a sip of his drink and figured the moment where the boasting would begin had arrived. He knew he was supposed to say something, but he didn't know what to say. "I realized that I didn't know my wife or kids any more. My wife had turned into a slob. My kids were sullen and withdrawn. We were in debt over our heads. I was working on an ulcer worrying about the bills. My home life was spent taking care of the yard, the pool, and hundreds of little errands. Needless to say, I wasn't a happy man." The idea that someone who lived in a house like this would be worried about debts ran counter to Jack's expectations. Rather than express his doubts, he said, "I can imagine." "I hated coming home. I'd stop at the sports bar at the corner and have a couple of beers before heading to the house. Coming home, I'd feel bloated from beer and popcorn. All of that changed two months ago." "What happened?" Jack asked. He definitely hadn't thought he'd be talking to this guy about marriage problems. Greg smiled and said, "I bet you are wondering about the tuxedoes." "Yes," Jack answered. "Two months ago I was invited to a dinner party. They expected me to wear a tuxedo and my wife to wear a formal gown. I've got to admit I felt pretty stupid wearing a tuxedo to go have dinner at someone's house. I imagine that you probably had the same feelings about coming over here," Greg said. He paused to look at Jack. Jack nodded and said, "You might say that." "My wife thought I was crazy to make her wear a formal gown, but I understood why I was doing it. You see, we were going over to the house of a couple who had created their own unique world inside their house. It was like something out of an old film. We've tried to recreate that world here, but we haven't quite got it down yet." "Oh." "I didn't really want to drag you over here like this. I thought a barbecue would be a better idea, but my wife is really working hard to make this lifestyle work. I just couldn't insist," Greg said. He shook his head thinking that he was doing a horrible job of explaining this evening. "I had thought a barbecue would be a good idea," Jack said. "Yeah, I was pretty sure that you thought this was a little pretentious. It may seem that way, but it wasn't meant to be." "It wasn't?" "You see, we would have been wearing these same clothes even if you hadn't come over for dinner. Did you see my wife in her dress?" "Yes, I did," Jack answered. He thought Sharon was an attractive woman although he didn't care for short hair. His wife had better defined curves than Sharon and he liked that about his wife a lot. June was much closer to the playboy figure. "She's a beautiful woman. There was a time when I wouldn't have said that. She used to wear tee shirts and these horrible stretch pants. God, I hated those pants. Now I look at her and think to myself that she's a beautiful woman. She likes the way that I look in a tuxedo. I'll wear this tuxedo to look at her wearing that dress anytime. You see, we're wearing these clothes for us and not to impress anyone," Greg said. "I'll admit that I was pleased by how my wife looked in her dress," Jack admitted. He hadn't thought about asking his wife to dress up for dinner. It was a novel idea and he decided that he would ask his wife to do it at home. He had definitely appreciated the way she looked tonight. "All of this formal stuff is just to help us to treat each other nicely. We say please and thank you. It allows us to talk about our day without feeling like we are going to get insulted." "I guess I can see how that would be," Jack said. He wasn't really insulted at home. It was just that his opinion was ignored. "Before we started doing this, we didn't talk to each other at all. Harry had his learner's permit for months before I found out. He'd been trying to ask me to take him driving and I'd never given him the chance to ask. Boy, did I feel like shit when I found out." Hearing that, Jack was surprised that Harry even talked to his father. Shaking his head, he said, "I bet you did. I'm surprised Harry even talks with you." "Same here," Greg admitted. He had a feeling that a day of reckoning was still on the horizon. It was his hope that he'd survive it. He added, "That kind of made me realize that I had to actually listen to what the kids were saying to me. I mean, really listen to them. The weird thing is that they started listening to me, too." He could see how that would be nice. It would be a change to have his wife and daughter actually listen to him. Maybe they would understand how worried he was about money. Cautiously, Jack asked, "How are you with your daughter?" "I don't know. That's still a little rough. The relationship between my wife and her has gotten better. She's a lot happier now," Greg answered. Giving voice to his own fears of being a father to a teenage girl, he said, "I worry about her dating. By the way, I really appreciated how you let Harry know that he should take care of your daughter. I hope you don't mind if I borrowed it for Cathy's date." "No problem," Jack answered. His wife had given him hell about it, but he'd done his best to make sure that Harry knew he was going to be watching him. "My wife is always telling the kids that they aren't to do anything until she's old enough to be a grandmother. It sounds like a joke, but you worry about that. I couldn't sleep last night thinking about Cathy going out on her first date. I'm sure that you're the same way," Greg said. "You might say that," Jack said. It felt weird talking about worrying about daughters with the father of the boy dating his own daughter. "You talk to the kids, but you just don't know if they're listening." "I know. She's not listening to me," Jack said. "It is a two-way street. You have to listen to the kids, too." "I listen. I just don't understand her." "All you can do is try. There aren't any instruction manuals on being a parent," Greg said. In the dining room, Sharon and June were drinking coffee. June kept looking out the door trying to catch sight of the men, but all she could see was a wall. Sharon noticed and asked, "What's the matter?" "I'm worried about Jack," June said. She expected to hear him come storming in any minute and demanding that they leave. "Oh, I'm sure that he and Greg are getting along well. They probably have a lot more in common than you think," Sharon said. "You're probably right. I realized tonight that I've been unfair to Jack for a long time." "Join the club," Sharon said with a sad shake of her head. She sighed and said, "I was a horrible wife for years. To tell the truth, I was more of a housekeeper rather than a wife or lover. I didn't support him in being a good man. I wasn't taking care of him like a lover should. I was definitely a horrible wife." "Really?" June asked. She'd watched them all evening thinking they acted more like newlyweds than an old married couple. They were touching each other all the time. She compared that against her relationship with Jack. They hadn't touched each other once the entire evening. "Oh yes. I didn't dress very attractively. I ignored his advances far too many times. I used to boss him around. The poor guy never had an hour of peace and quiet." June hadn't seen any sign of that during the evening. She was guilty of the same thing and it was reflected in his treatment of her now. Although coming over to the house was a good example of it, she wasn't going to tell her hostess that. She said, "I guess I've been guilty of bossing Jack around. Lisa and I tend not to listen to his objections." "Tell me about it," Sharon said. She shook her head and said, "Greg didn't want to move here. I forced him into it despite the fact that we couldn't really afford it. It's been nothing but a headache for him. He hates this house." "Jack feels the same way about our house. Oh, he doesn't tell me that, but I know. I do feel a little guilty about it." "Greg used to spend the entire weekend doing nothing but taking care of the yard. We finally freed up some money so that we could hire a lawn service. If we hadn't done that, I think he would have paved over it and painted it green." "How did you free up some money?" "I sold about half the stuff we owned," Sharon answered. They had finally sold the camper and that had really helped them financially. She expected them to have a lot more money left at the end of the month. "Oh. We can't really do that," June said. They didn't have much in the house that was worth anything. "A very wise woman told me that we should have nothing in the house that requires us to work for it. Our possessions should work for us," Sharon said, "I used to spend hours dusting all the knickknacks in this house. I got rid of all them. I sold off all of the kid's old stuff that was collecting dust in the basement. We simplified our life so that we didn't need some things." "Oh." "Yes. I also found a lot of stuff that we didn't use that could make our life a lot nicer. The ice bucket was a wedding present. We'd never used it until just recently. Most of the bar stuff was in storage. Now we use it and enjoy ourselves while doing it," Sharon said. She took a sip of her coffee. "I don't know how Jack would feel about that," June said. She didn't see him as the type who would sit around fixing drinks and dropping ice cubes into his drink from an ice bucket. She frowned and said, "He's not really that type of guy." Sharon nodded and explained about the lifestyle they had adopted. She talked about the hour of relaxation when Greg arrived home and the effects it had on the family. She told about having formal dinners every night. She told about changing her entire wardrobe, although she did leave out details about the lingerie. June listened to the whole story fascinated by what they were trying to accomplish. It was strange to think of trying to live your life trying to maximize romance. When Sharon was done, June said, "I don't think that would work for us." Sharon said, "We've been trying to live a different kind of lifestyle where we are all formal and everything. We're doing that for ourselves. I don't think that it is necessary that others try to achieve the same result in the same way." "That's reasonable," June agreed. "I think the important thing is to do what makes your whole family comfortable. Maybe you don't want to wear fancy dresses to dinner every night. Still, you might wear something that your husband likes. He doesn't have to wear a tuxedo, just something that makes him look handsome to you." "That sounds easy enough." Sharon thought about it and said, "I've been thinking about having a lingerie night where I wear something exceptionally sexy to bed. No man that I know of would be able to resist that." June decided that she would think about it. Curious about one thing, June pointed to the red spots on the wall and asked, "What happened to the wall?" Sharon blushed and then laughed at her own embarrassment. She explained, "When we started doing this we hadn't had sex in almost a year. After a week, we were both a little excited. The kids went out one evening and we were sitting here all dressed up eating Chinese take-out. I started teasing him and he started responding. All of a sudden, we both lost control and, well, the dining room will never be the same." Unable to believe what she had heard, June said, "You're kidding me. Your husband got that excited?" "I was just as excited. You might not believe this, but I pushed the good china off the table and didn't even worry about the fact that it broke," Sharon said. The contrast of the passion being described in their marriage and the passion in her marriage was incredible. This was almost as good as reading a romance novel. Feeling a little hot, she said, "My God, I would give anything to have that happen to me." In the family room, Lisa and Harry were watching a movie. Harry had his arm around Lisa. It felt good holding his girl, but he could tell that she was a little upset about something. He hoped that it wasn't anything that he had done. When the movie began, Lisa was still worried about her father. As the movie played, she relaxed into Harry's arms. The sensation of being held was almost as good as kissing. That thought awoke desires that would have been better not roused. Thirty minutes into the movie, she stirred and said, "Kiss me." Not being a fool and being very happy to comply, Harry immediately kissed her. Their relative positions on the couch weren't exactly conducive for making out. She was twisted towards him and he was twisted towards her. Still, it wasn't long before his body had reacted to the situation. Her body was reacting just as strongly. In the process of adjusting their positions, her hand settled on his hardened member. They both jumped as if shot. Harry backed off afraid that he was going to come in his pants. She backed off afraid that she'd hurt him. When she saw that he was holding his hands over his crotch, she was sure that she had broken it. Anguished, she said, "Oh my God, I'm sorry. Did I hurt you?" "No, you didn't hurt me," he answered. He took a couple of deep breaths trying to calm down. "You're breathing hard. Are you sure that I didn't hurt you?" she asked terrified that she had somehow broken it. She had heard that men were very fragile down there. "I think I need to calm down a little," Harry said trying not to make reference to how close he was to an accident. The fact was that he would have loved to have her put her hand back where it had been. Realizing where she had touched him, she hid her face behind her hands to hide her blush. After a minute she burst out giggling. Afraid that she was laughing at his very obvious state of excitement, Harry asked, "What's so funny?" "I thought the boy was the one who was supposed to try and touch the private parts of the girl and not the other way around," she said and started giggling. It wasn't really that funny, but her nervousness was expressed as a giggle. Harry laughed out of relief that she wasn't laughing at him, but at herself. Wanting to make light of the matter, he pretended to reach for her breasts and said, "We can correct that right now." "Not with our parents in the next room," she said feeling scared. She caught his hands and was tempted to pull them to her breasts. She gave into temptation. His hands were within an inch of touching her breasts when the front door opened. The pair of them put even more distance between themselves. A very dazed Cathy entered the room and looked around in a panic when she spotted movement from the couch. She giggled and then said, "It's only you. I was afraid there for a minute that it was mom or dad." Seeing the dazed state of his sister, Harry was tempted to tease her. Of course, he was feeling a little excited and didn't want to call attention to his state. He asked, "Did you have a good date?" "Oh, yeah. Particularly the last few minutes," she answered. There was no way that she could have predicted that Sam was such a good kisser. He'd left her weak in the knees. The sound of voices headed towards the front of the house cut off all conversation. Cathy tried to get herself back into shape to talk to her parents. Sharon was the first to spot Cathy and said, "You're home and right on time. How was your date?" "It was good," Cathy answered. She hadn't believed her mother's theory, but Sam had immediately asked her out. They had to delay the date for a week because his family had plans over the weekend. She'd been disappointed, but she had gotten over that quickly enough. Greg asked, "Did he behave himself?" "Unfortunately, he did," Cathy answered enjoying the look on her father's face. Her mother laughed and said, "Not until I'm ready to be a grandmother!" Jack looked over at June and, in a defensive tone of voice, said, "See, I'm not the only who asks that question." Greg looked over at Harry and asked, "You have been behaving yourself, haven't you?" "Yes, sir," Harry said. He glanced at Lisa thinking about what they had almost done. The slightly guilty expression spoke volumes to Greg. He looked over at Jack and said, "Fathers of teenage girls need to stick together. Let me know if her answer is ever no." <1st attachment end> ----- ASSM Moderation System Notice------ Notice: This post has been modified from its original format. 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