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Subject: {ASSM} Repost: Ass Tax (mf, bbw, humor)
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Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2006 15:10:01 -0400
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For this week's BBW story, it seems appropriate to repost an old one with an 
appropriate subject for the date.  If you enjoy BBW stories, mine in 
particular, say so!  Email joriskhuysmans@hotmail.com.

ASS TAX (MF BBW humor)
Not for anyone of any age.  Do not read.

I adjusted my tie and rang the doorbell.  I heard scuffling and a female 
voice say "Get out of my way,  you damn cat" and then the door was unlocked 
and opened.  "Yeah?" said the woman visible in the small opening.

"Ass tax," I said.  "You should have received official notification--"

"Oh, yeah, right," she said, closing the door and unlatching the chain, then 
reopening it.  "I got it here somewhere.  I never heard of no ass tax 
before."

"It's a new government program, designed to reduce bureaucratic inefficiency 
as a result of the Hmmhmm-Frmmhmmhmm Act," I said as she let me into the 
house.

"Whatever," she said as I followed her back toward the kitchen of her cheap, 
untidy apartment.

Her place, and its occupant, were perfect examples of Jerry Springer 
America--the apartment dominated by a TV, food plates sitting straight on 
the roughly upholstered couch, beer cans and one of the Left Behind novels 
visible just under it.  While she--how may I describe her loveliness?  Fat 
ass in a too-tight pair of white shorts leading down think trunk-like thighs 
to bare feet, sloping breasts hanging low over a broad belly under a Tommy 
Hilfiger T-shirt, stringy bottle-blonde hair and sunken eyes bespeaking 
little intelligence but, I sensed, enormous primitive enthusiasm in bed.

"Here it is," she said, holding my own crudely computer-generated document 
at me.  "Are you sure this is the only way to pay this tax?"

"Not at all, ma'am," I said.  "If you'll just look under subparagraph B, 
Section 2, codicil XVIII, you will see that a cashier's check for $6,313 may 
be remitted--"

"I don't got no six thousand dollars lyin' around," she snorted derisively.

"Well, that only leaves one alternative," I said.  "Is your husband around?"

"Nah, he's at work at the bottling plant," she said. "He won't be back until 
tonight."

"Well, then, that should give us plenty of time to handle the entire past 
due amount," I said.  "Would you like to get started or do you need a drink 
first?"

"Nah, I already had one at breakfast," she said.  "You want something?"

"Not on the job, ma'am," I said.  "May I sit down?"

"Sure, whatever," she said, as I knocked a pizza box onto the floor, scaring 
the cat back into the closet. "How do we do this?"

"Well, from my point of view, it's usually best to get started with a little 
striptease," I said.  "Helps me get into the frame of mind.  You understand, 
I have to keep my enthusiasm up, I have to make 7 or 8 of these calls a 
day."

"I don't normally like to show off," she said, looking uncertain for the 
first time.  "I ain't no Cameroon Dye-ass."

"Why, I think you're quite lovely," I said.  "A robust, womanly figure of 
Rubenseque sensuality.  He was a painter, Rubens."

"Right, and he played Pee Wee Herman, too," she said, visibly cheered by the 
unaccustomed praise.  "I guess I can do that."  She turned on the radio and 
some ghastly rap music started coming out of it.  But it did the job, she 
started grinding her huge round ass and letting her droopy tits sway back 
and forth. "Should I take off my shirt?"

"Yes, please, slowly," I said as she snuck it up over her white belly, then 
revealed the bottom part of each pendulous tit, then turned around as she 
lifted it over her head, showing the folds of fat beneath each underarm and 
the love handles on each hip.  She turned around, and shimmied as her flat 
dangly tits swayed back and forth, rising and then slapping down onto her 
pale jelly belly.

"Show me your bush," I said.  "I like a woman with a big bush."  She blushed 
and then began to slide the white shorts over her broad hips and past her 
belly. I saw brown fur, confirming the insincerity of her blonde hair, and 
then she stood before me completely nude except for her tattoos, a Venus of 
Willendorf (I decided not to try to explain that one to her). "Gorgeous," I 
said, and she smiled broadly.

"Now what?" she asked.

"Show me where the government's going," I said, and she turned around and 
displayed her big broad white ass to me.  "Spread wide," I said, and she 
planted her fat thick thighs a little further apart and then spread her 
cheeks apart with her hands, revealing a little pink pucker and her broad, 
hairy gash below it. I grabbed her huge hams and starting licking my way 
down her crack, tickling her from behind until I reached her asshole.  I 
wiggled my tongue around it and then started ramming her with it, pushing it 
as far inside her brown ring as I could get it to go.

"Play with yourself," I said, and I felt her hand appear below my chin and 
start to frig her clit, furiously, as her slit moistened and the smell of 
her sex became inescapable.  I withdrew my tongue from her asshole and 
jammed a finger deep into her ass.  She shrieked but then rubbed her clit 
even harder and within a few moments, as I slowly, torturously drew my 
finger out and her greedy pink asshole sucked it back inside, I felt her 
whole body start to shake and she moaned and then slammed her massive hams 
around my face, trapping my nose flat against her asshole as she slimed 
pussy juice all over my face, as she came.

I let her relax for a moment and then I said, "Are you ready to pay your ass 
tax?"

"Yes, fuck my ass, govermint man," she moaned, and I whipped my pants down 
and stuck my hard dick against the hole I had been moistening up.  If I 
thought there was going to be any resistance I was quickly shown otherwise 
as her hungry ass seemed to suck my dick deep inside her guts.  I slammed 
her ass hard as my cock rooted her out.  Her fingers kept playing with her 
clit as I grabbed onto her enormous swaying tits and felt her sagging belly 
brush up against my arm with each thrust.  I took the finger that had been 
up her ass and touched her lips with it; she sucked that into her mouth, 
moaning for it.  It was great watching her massive fat ass ride my dick like 
a lollypop, her ripples of fat swaying with each hard slam of my groin 
against her big, sloppy ass.  Within a few moments I could control it no 
further and I grabbed her chunky thighs to keep my cock as deep within her 
butt as I could as I shot wave after wave of cum far up her intestines.

She whimpered as I pulled out of her ass, then rolled over, her massive tits 
rolling to either side as her jelly belly jiggled.  She grabbed her T-shirt 
and wiped my cock roughly clean of whatever it had picked up inside her ass, 
then greedily pulled me up and took my cock into her mouth and began sucking 
it.  I grew hard again as I massaged her big floppy tits and rested my ass 
on her soft belly.  "Is there a pussy tax, too?" she asked, in between 
sucks.

"As a matter of fact, there is," I said.

"Well, no sense in you having to make two trips," she said, and started 
pushing me off of her face so that I could get into position to collect it, 
too.

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