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Ball Four's Girl Scout Epilogue (no sex)
by Ball Four

ballfour45 at lycos dot com


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Girl Scout season was over.  The cookies and nookies were put away for
the year.  Next year would be new flavors and returning flavors.

I got my money back for the hefty little Ukrainian Girl Scout Allie
except for the 10 percent restocking fee.  I was only out $3,000.
I couldn't actually afford that amount any more than the full price,
so what did it matter?  It didn't make a difference to my lack of
bank account.

Russ had taken Allie to his basement at no cost to him.  I wish I had
a basement to hide in.  I was going mad!

Not partially mad, but fully and completely bonkers.

Now it was a few months later.  Everywhere I looked:  walking down
the sidewalk, in the grocery store, at the mall, at the drugstore - it
was completely insane!  They were everywhere!  It was enough to drive
a Girl Scout loving guy who didn't get any nookie over the edge.

Everywhere I looked were pregnant young girls.  The sight of each one
of the rounding future moms was like a searing in my mind.  Each time
I saw one of these girls - they were everywhere! - it might as well
have been as if they were wearing a t-shirt that said, "Frank McCoy
was here" with an arrow pointing down.

My four flavors had dried up.  They never came around now that
their bellies swelled with spawn.

I shudder thinking of it.  Why couldn't it have been me?  Jealousy is
a strong emotion.  It can drive a person insane.

I shall take a nap.  A long nap.  In many tomorrows will be a new day
with new nookies.  I shall claim my fair share of them next year.

Unless that blasted Frank McCoy has already purchased all the future
Girls Scouts for the next several years!

THE END
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