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Ball Four's Girl Scout Epilogue (no sex)
by Ball Four
ballfour45 at lycos dot com
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Girl Scout season was over. The cookies and nookies were put away for
the year. Next year would be new flavors and returning flavors.
I got my money back for the hefty little Ukrainian Girl Scout Allie
except for the 10 percent restocking fee. I was only out $3,000.
I couldn't actually afford that amount any more than the full price,
so what did it matter? It didn't make a difference to my lack of
bank account.
Russ had taken Allie to his basement at no cost to him. I wish I had
a basement to hide in. I was going mad!
Not partially mad, but fully and completely bonkers.
Now it was a few months later. Everywhere I looked: walking down
the sidewalk, in the grocery store, at the mall, at the drugstore - it
was completely insane! They were everywhere! It was enough to drive
a Girl Scout loving guy who didn't get any nookie over the edge.
Everywhere I looked were pregnant young girls. The sight of each one
of the rounding future moms was like a searing in my mind. Each time
I saw one of these girls - they were everywhere! - it might as well
have been as if they were wearing a t-shirt that said, "Frank McCoy
was here" with an arrow pointing down.
My four flavors had dried up. They never came around now that
their bellies swelled with spawn.
I shudder thinking of it. Why couldn't it have been me? Jealousy is
a strong emotion. It can drive a person insane.
I shall take a nap. A long nap. In many tomorrows will be a new day
with new nookies. I shall claim my fair share of them next year.
Unless that blasted Frank McCoy has already purchased all the future
Girls Scouts for the next several years!
THE END
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