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Canine Reply-To: stasyatk9SPAMUNDESIRED@juno.com MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Original-Message-ID: <EKGdnU5EvpE2RZLfRVn-2g@giganews.com> X-DMCA-Notifications: http://www.giganews.com/info/dmca.html X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.23 X-Virus-Scanned: by Barracuda Spam Firewall at datafoundry.com X-Barracuda-Spam-Score: 0.00 X-Barracuda-Spam-Status: No, SCORE=0.00 using per-user scores of TAG_LEVEL=1000.0 QUARANTINE_LEVEL=1000.0 KILL_LEVEL=1000.0 X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2005 14:45:30 -0800 Subject: {ASSM} rp The Erotic Writing Academy (MF M+F+ cons exh humor (pedo incest, cons, first, anal, FgMb in various combinations) Lines: 1235 Date: Mon, 14 Feb 2005 08:10:03 -0500 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2005/50481> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: RuiJorge, dennyw MF M+F+ cons exh humor (pedo incest, cons, first, anal, FgMb in various combinations) This story was written for Shon's 'Iron Writer' competition. There are so many codes because it is actually three stories in one. The main story is about two adults, Pulsar Longarm and Sally Simile. The two included pedo stories are their own stories of how they discovered their sexuality as children. The included stories are: 'Mini-Strokers' - a Pulsar Longarm production 'Fucking Father! - by Sally Simile -- Meet Sally Simile, Pulsar Longarm, Professor Fleuroscopia Halogina (Fleur-o-scope-e-ah Hal-o-gee-nah) and spend some time at... --- The Erotic Writing Academy An Iron Writer Story by: Stasya T. Canine Professor Halogina staggered into the classroom. She was carrying a stack of pink and blue paperwork that I thought I recognized. "Miss Simile. Master Longarm." Yep, it was our homework. "I have researched your allegations and come to the conclusion that two bodies, no matter how they are connected..." Here it comes, I thought to myself. "Do NOT go, and I quote, 'Thump, thump, thump in response to our rapidly consummated lust.' Unless one of you can convince me that your scene has some basis in reality, I'm afraid I'm going to have to give the two of you a failing grade in spite of your obvious enthusiasm for researching the reality aspects of your writing." By now the rest of the class was smirking or laughing. Their reactions depended on if they had helped Sally and I research our story - or not. Sally shifted slightly in my lap and squeezed my penis with her vaginal muscles. I pulsed myself in response and then whispered. "Do you want to take this one? Or should I finish setting her up?" "You were right", she whispered and then she nibbled on my ear a bit. "I think Fleuroscopia is upset because I saw her fall asleep while she was masturbating. I'll do it." (If you've never been to 'The Erotic Writer's Academy', it's time you knew that Professor Halogina insisted that we all call each other by our first names or whatever nicknames we were given during the writing course. 'I'm Professor Fleuroscopia Halogina and by the time I am finished with all of you, we'll all be on a first name basis anyway', had been her introduction as she disrobed in front of us.) "Fleuro? Perhaps Pulsar and I should use some of the classroom props and demonstrate the situation for you?" Sally was apparently contrite but her inner muscles spasmed around me as her body quivered with her amusement. In spite of her obvious fatigue, Fleuro's eyes brightened and her nipples suddenly hardened. "If..." She trailed off as her lust overtook her reasoning. Eventually she remembered she was in the classroom and being a teacher. "Yes. I think the two of you should demonstrate how two bodies can be made to 'thump'." I sighed. In spite of the bets we had with the rest of the class, I had been hoping for a leisurely fuck and a quiet but intense orgasm. Now, it was up to me to help Sally add the final touches that would let us win. Oh well. "Let's do it." I hugged Sally as she gave me one last squeeze before sliding off of my manhood. She pointed at one of the other young men. "Stubby. Pulsar will need your help. I want the canopied bed moved next to the wall." He nodded and grinned. Part of our research had involved Sally letting several different sizes of men fuck her. He'd been promised a return match in front of everyone if Fleuroscopia fell for our trap. His penis was of average length but it was so large in diameter that it looked short. He had quickly earned the name of 'Stubby'. Sally let herself fall back on the bed after we got it positioned. She turned her head so she faced Fleuro. "As part of my research for that story I wanted to find out if the physical sound effects of being fucked by different sized men were different. Rather than describe them, I'll let Stubby and Pulsar demonstrate that they are indeed - different." She spread her legs and revealed her already dripping pussy. "Stubby?" He nodded and then bent down to gently kiss her vulva. Just before he pulled away, he flicked his tongue across her clitoris. She moaned loudly in response. He lined himself up and slid home with a squishing noise that was accompanied by Sal's moan of pleasure. I watched as his ass muscles clenched in time to his movements. Over his grunts, and Sally's moans, we could clearly hear the bed squeaking as it rocked in time to their movements. "Oh, Stub, that feels... SO GOOD!" Sally started wailing. Her legs came up and locked him to her. From experience, I knew that until she orgasmed, anyone she wrapped up would never be able to pull away. Stubby apparently knew that as well because he began really hammering at her. Other than the normal squishy sounds, the only obvious nonhuman sound was the squeaking of the bed. Most of the class was masturbating and I noticed that Fleuro was avidly fingering herself as she intently watched Sally and Stubby. Sally grunted and screamed first and then a few minutes later Stubby grunted and drove himself into her. There was an unmistakable 'thump' - followed by silence. Sally and Stubby hugged each other and then she let him go. Instead of walking away, he rolled himself to one side as he fell forward. I can't blame him. When she wasn't doing research, Sally was quite able to exhaust a man in one good fucking. They kissed and then she rolled her head to look at Fleuro. "OK. I heard *one* thump. You used three of them in your story." Fleuro's voice was tinged with respect. Some of the class snickered. They knew what was next. Sally closed her eyes and took a deep breath. "Pulsar?" Her voice was weak and exhausted - but firm. I buried my doubts. If this worked, Sally and I would be sleeping tonight rather than doing research for our next collaboration. I walked over and bent down to kiss her on the mouth. "Ready?" I whispered it and saw her nod. "OK." I smirked back. I shifted slightly and blew lightly on each of her breasts. I licked around each of her nipples and for a few seconds gently nibbled each one. My tongue left a wet trail as I worked my way down to her navel. I left a puddle of saliva cupped by its depths before I moved on to the main course. Her hips arched to meet my mouth as I slowly tasted her and Stubby's mingled fluids. I sucked and slurped noisily. I wanted the whole room to know exactly what I was doing. I tasted. I wormed my tongue inside her. I clamped my mouth over her and sucked with all my might. Sticky clumps and smooth wetness mingled as I drained her of Stubby's tangy offering to her altar of femaleness. Somewhat reluctantly, I pulled away and positioned my penis at her entrance. We had some bets to win. I slid the full twelve inches of my penis home in one implacable stroke. I paused and savored her heat and the spasming of her muscles as she once again got used to me filling her. We shared grins and then I began fucking her with strokes that used almost all of my length. I used a slowly increasing rhythm that eventually had the two of us slamming our pubes together. Instead of working to my orgasm, I steadied my rhythm and waited. Over her moans, everyone could hear the unmistakable 'thump' as the bed banged into the wall after each of my downstrokes. After about a dozen of those unmistakable thumps I looked over at Fleuroscopia and gave her my lewdest grin. Sally was already spasming in the first of her orgasms so she wasn't able to savor the rueful look of chagrin that slowly formed on Fleuro's face as she realized she'd been had. I swapped my grin for my most inviting smile. I let my lust change the tone of my voice as I asked... "Would you like to prove our words to yourself? First-hand?" The chagrin was replaced with lust. Fleuro pulled her hands away from herself and stood up. I watched as her readiness became evident in the wet spots left on the floor as she slowly walked over to join us. "Yeeeesssss..." It was a soft moan as she let her hands wander over my still thrusting body. She briefly caressed Sally and then she wrapped her hands around my penis as I slid back and forth. "It may be that it only happens with you and Sally. I think we should discover if it can happen to more than one person. For the first verification, you'll fuck me instead of Sally. If that works, I'll pick someone to take your place." She managed to find my lips with hers and we kissed deeply. She pulled back. "It's not that I doubt you but we must be scientific and explore ALL the possibilities." She squeezed my penis and then pushed at my hips to get me to withdraw. "I think I may have a way to make it possible for anyone to be able to justify using 'thump' if they need to." I shook my head in disbelief as I looked at Sally. In the three months we'd been in her class, Fleuroscopia had proven herself many times over when it came to finding non-contrived ways for unusual words to be used in sex stories. Sally and I had figured this one would stump her. Oh well. I managed to stop my thrusting and wait patiently as Fleuro and Sally swapped places on the bed. "Miss Simile?" Fleuro's voice was a little hoarse from her mounting lust. "You and Master Longarm get a passing grade on your story." She raised her voice slightly as she settled and offered herself to me: "Pay attention, class. Take notes because I will expect all of you to write at least one story using what we learn as a result of our reality research today." I still have difficulty believing what happened next. As soon as I got lined up, Fleuro lunged upwards to engulf me. As she pulled herself away, I heard the unmistakable THUMP! as the bed hit the wall. Before I could react, she had lunged up and swallowed me again. There was another thump when she slid herself to my tip. The slippery friction of her sliding vagina overwhelmed me and I released my inhibitions so I could match her driving lust. I drove home as she lunged up again. Our pubes smashed together with such force that I felt as if her pubic hair was going to leave lines in my flesh. It had been a long time since my pubes were bruised after sex. I had no doubt that when we got done, I'd have some bruises. Well, part of our plan had been to get me a chance to fuck Fleuro in front of the class. The payoffs from the bets would just about cover the tuition costs for Sally and I. We'd proved that, with careful writing, you could get Fleuroscopia to fuck at least one of the authors - in front of the class - in order to verify the truth in their story. The hell with the grade. What Sally and I had wanted was a piece of that luscious cunt - in public. There was no finesse to our sex. I wasn't interested in research. All I wanted was to eventually unload my seed as deeply as possible in Fleuroscopia's fantastically fluctuating female flower. I thrust. I twisted. I froze with my pubic bone nearly welded to hers. In short, we rutted as the bed thumped in syncopated time to our lust filled grunts. My release was sudden. It jolted me. I've never heard it said that a man can pass out from the strength of his orgasm but that's what I did. I blanked and the next thing I knew I was on my stomach between Sally and Fleuro. One of the other students was thrusting his way to oblivion as the bed thumped against the wall. I managed to roll myself on my side and smile at Sally. She was grinning as she pointed above our heads. "Look." I looked. I chuckled tiredly. I could see the unmistakable dents in the wall where the bed was bouncing off of it. "I wonder if we get to sign it?" Sally kissed me and we cuddled. "Who cares? Tonight, we sleep." I think I nodded just before I fell asleep from my exhaustion. * * * I stared at the ceiling of our shared bedroom and mused about the day's events. "Sal? I think we have a problem." I felt her head shift slightly as she lazily trailed her fingers across my chest. "Oh?" She paused and I felt her raise her head. "You look fine to me." Obviously, she was talking about my erection. "Not that one." I hugged her briefly. "We agreed that tonight we'd take a break to recharge." "So?" I paused and tried to figure out how express the 'problem' and not break the mood. "One of our self-imposed goals was to go through this course - together. Right?" "So far we've done pretty good at it." She giggled. "Some of our collaborations have been lots of fun. I don't know about you but I've learned a lot about how to write reality based fiction." "Yeah. There *is* that. I've learned a lot more than I figured I would." I sighed. "However, there are some subjects we haven't covered. And," I hastily added, "I for one see no reason to explore them even if we could. I've noticed an unspoken agreement to avoid certain subjects and stick to more or less universally accepted genres." She rolled to her back and there was a long silence. "Now that you mention it, I see what you mean. For such a diverse and lusty group of people, we've all been pretty mundane in our writing." "So, where do we go from here?" I put a shrug in my voice. "In three months, we've written about most of the male-female and orgy variations. I've been, in my free moments, trying to figure out what to write about that we haven't written about - *and* still obey that unspoken self-censorship." Her next words were sort of a surprise. "Bestiality?" She hesitated as she thought about the subject. "No, the subject has never come up and I think verifying the accuracy might be a problem. At least nobody has admitted to personal knowledge and even if they did, how would we be able to verify they were telling the truth?" I chuckled. "Yeah. I can't see any of us being willing to publicly check out a person's claims. Before you ask, no, I don't have any personal experience to fall back on. I've watched animals get it on but that's it. I don't want to make a fool of myself by using that limited info to write a story." "How about rape?" I tossed it out. "Too many BDSMers have done variations already. Orgies are out for the same reason. Too many variations already done, including ours." She sighed. "Let's face it, there's only so much you can do with male-female sex before you get to the point it becomes..." We turned to look at each other. "Ridiculous." I breathed softly. "How could we have missed it?" She smiled slightly. "There's one other genre people have shied away from." "Oh? Enlighten me. I've managed to miss that detail." I watched her lips quirk into a half-grin. "Pedophilia. How about some sort of humorous pedo story?" She bent her head towards mine and kissed me. "Mmmm..." I returned her kiss and then let my thoughts wander as I considered her idea. "Pulse?" Sal interrupted my thoughts. "Do you remember our parents' parties and what happened at them?" I chuckled. "Oh yes. 'Parties' is stretching things a lot. 'Free-for-all-orgies' would be closer." "Do you remember how we learned about actual sex?" She was laughing. "How could I forget? My mom and your dad invited us in when we thought they were hurting each other." I stopped and joined my rueful chuckles with hers. "Who'd believe us if we admitted we were writing about ourselves?" She managed to stop laughing long enough to seal our agreement. "Let's do it and see how it turns out. It certainly won't be boring." * * * Mini-Strokers A Pulsar Longarm Production --- "Uncle Tim! You stop hurting my mother - right now!" The childish shriek was followed by a slightly higher one that knifed through my head. "Aunt Jenny! Quit hurting my daddy!" Jen and I stopped fucking each other. I looked at her and my lips quirked into a wry smile as Joey and Kathy started pounding on the door to get our attention. "Do we have a choice?" She sighed. "No." I rolled off of her and sat on the edge of the bed. "I *knew* bringing the kids along was a bad idea." I mumbled it just loud enough for her to hear me. She slid to the edge of the bed and kissed me before she stood up. "Nonsense. We've both wanted to screw our kids ever since we started these orgies. The only argument has been about who does what to whom - and when." The banging on the door got louder. "If we don't prove that we aren't hurting each other, we'll never be able to fuck without being interrupted by *that*." She pointed at the vibrating door. I nodded and smiled. "Point. Go open it before they figure out it isn't locked." I laughed as she turned to look at me. The surprised look on her face was priceless. "My frustration is a pose. I'm more exasperated than anything else. I was hoping they'd just barge in on us. Apparently we've been too successful at teaching them to mind their manners." She chuckled and I watched as she went over and opened the door. I stifled a laugh as Joey and Kathy stood there in shock. Kathy was the first to react. "Aunt Jen... You're all naked and... WET! You smell funny too." She added that almost as an afterthought. Joey opened his mouth a few times but nothing came out. I can't blame Joey for not saying anything. His face was red and his eyes were locked on Jen's cunt. I could see the trails left by our mingled juices as they flowed slowly down her legs. I didn't doubt that he was seeing much more than he ever dreamed he would. I hoped he enjoyed the sight. If things went as Jen and I expected them to - he'd be seeing it several times a day, at least. Jen, of course, acted as if it were the most normal thing in the world to let our kids see us naked and after a good fucking. She always did have style. "Kathy, I wasn't hurting your father." She looked at her son. "As for you, young man..." He jerked his eyes away from his mother's dripping pussy and looked up at her. "Do I look or act like I'm hurt?" She smiled as he stammered out a whispered "No, mother." "Well, you two, I can see that Tim and I need to convince you that we weren't hurting each other." She knelt in front of them. First she gently loosened Joey's pants and shorts so they dropped to his ankles. She lightly touched his penis. I could see that while he was used to being bathed, her suddenly personal touch had its desired effect. His hips jerked as she stroked him a few times. The confused look on his face made it obvious he was surprised to discover that his mother was willing to have sexual relations with him. She smiled and kissed him tenderly. Without saying anything, she reached over with her other hand and slowly worked it under Kathy's dress and inside her panties. I smiled as Kathy jerked suddenly and let out a small gasp of surprise. Obviously, Jen had started working Kathy's undeveloped but responsive clitoris. She finally removed her hands from the two of them and hugged them to her. "What we were doing was fun. That's what these," she stroked each of them again to make her point, "are made for." She hugged them again and stood up. "Now, why don't the two of you go over and apologize to Tim and then we'll all get on the bed and sort this misunderstanding out before it can happen again." "OK, Mom. Yes, Aunt Jenny." They pecked her on the cheeks and after Joey had stepped out of his pants and shorts, they came over to stand in front of me. "I'm sorry Uncle Tim . It sounded like my mother was being hurt. She was screaming and everything..." He wasn't looking at my face but at my growing erection. I had spread my legs before they entered the room. So, when they stood in front of me, they were faced with my crotch. Just the thought of having their inexperienced hands on me was getting me excited and hard again. Kathy was looking at my crotch and then down at Joey's penis and then back again. Suddenly she blushed. "Daddy? Joey's feels good but yours is so big. You put that in Aunt Jen and it *didn't* hurt her?" That comment caused a twitch that was almost an orgasm. As nudists, I wasn't worried about the kids seeing an erection. That she knew what we had been doing startled me almost as much as it excited me. Our kids had been doing some experimenting on their own. Jen had closed the door and was now behind them. "No honey. I was screaming because it felt good to have his penis inside of me." She looked at her son and smiled. "He wasn't hurting me a bit. I'll show you." With that she turned and squatted over my penis. Once she felt me get lined up, she relaxed her legs and took me in one movement. As she wiggled her hips to make sure she was fully impaled by my penis, she moaned and then smiled dreamily. "Joey. Kathy. Come over here and touch us. You both know how we flinch when something hurts." Their lightly questing and inexperienced fingers felt like they were charged with electricity. As they explored our joined bodies, I could feel Jen quivering inside and then she moaned throatily and shivered in her orgasm. Her rapidly fluttering vagina pushed me over the edge and I stiffened my legs and arched into her as I orgasmed. Our combined moans briefly frightened them but they looked at our ecstatic faces and went back to exploring where our bodies were joined. I felt tentative touches as their fingers moved through the mingled fluids that seeped out of Jen's body and down my now softening penis. "Are you peeing, mom? You're all wet." Joey's innocent question brought a smile to my lips as I waited for Jen's answer. "No, Joey. I'm all wet because Tim fucked me and it felt good." I was watching my daughter and noticed she had a puzzled look as she heard Jen's answer. "Kathy." She looked at me. I could tell she was hesitant about asking questions. "It's ok. You can ask Jen anything at all. She's knows things about you that I never will." I smiled gently. "You and Jenny are women. Joey and I are men. There are the obvious differences you know about. Some differences are inside. I can't tell you about them because I don't know what it's like to be a woman." She nodded and giggled as she touched my flaccid penis. "Yes, daddy. You go out and she goes in." She then did something I didn't expect. She squeezed me. "Do you get hard again when I do this? Joey does." "Eventually." I laughed. "I just orgasmed though. It takes time for me to recover." With all the movies, magazines and books, Jen and I had never hidden our sexuality from our children. About all we had ever done was keep our fucking to those times when the kids weren't around to see us. What was the point in trying to do it differently? We had both decided, long before we met and the kids started calling us 'Aunt' and 'Uncle', that we preferred to be open about sex and all its ramifications. At least this way we still had some control over what they learned - and a hope that they would be getting something closer to the truth rather than all the misinformation that is so common. Still, for all our openness, while we had suspected they realized Jen and I fucked each other, we never considered the possibility that they would experiment on their own. Looking back, I had to admit their experimentation was an obvious thing that we should have taken for granted. "Aunt Jen? How come I don't get as wet as you do when Joey puts his penis in me? He has to lick me a lot and get me so I feel all tingly inside before he tries to fuck me. Then, it hurts so we have to stop. He usually starts to hurt before I do and he doesn't want to keep going even when I want him to." Well, that pretty much decided who was going to do what to whom. I think Jenny realized the solution to the problem about the same time I did. "I felt the same way the first time I had sex with a boy. It's doesn't hurt when you keep going. All that happens is that you keep feeling better and better until all of a sudden you feel so good you can't describe it. What you think is pain is really just good feelings that are so strong you aren't used to them yet. You'll have to experience what happens when you let everything happen all the way. Then you'll understand." She reached down and put her hands over theirs. "Kathy, will you trust your father? He won't try to put his penis in you but he can do some things to you that will help you understand what I'm trying to say." Kathy stopped her movements and looked at me. I could see her unspoken fear and doubt. "Aunt Jen? I don't know. I'm afraid. He's a man. You're a woman. Can't you do them to me? I want you to teach me what I need to learn." Joey's eyes were wide as he started to realize what was going on. His brain finally caught up with his awakening sexuality. "Uncle Tim? Can you teach me how to be a man?" Jenny and I looked and each other and laughed softly. I answered for both of us. "Of course I'll help you start learning what it's like to 'be a man' and have a sex life. If that's what the two of you want, we'll do it that way." They nodded and then waited for whatever came next. I helped Jenny get off my lap and then I stood up. "Come on, Joey. Jen and Kathy have 'woman things' to talk about while we talk about 'man things'." He and I grinned at each other and then I bent down and kissed Jen and Kathy. "Meet the two of you in the pool. No suits." I wasn't surprised when Joey kissed the two of them. What did surprise me was how he worked his fingers inside his mother's still dripping cunt. "See you later, mom." He finally pulled his hands away and we headed for the door. Jen's eyes were wide as she watched us leave. I think she had finally figured out that our kids were more sexually aware than we had expected. Joey had obviously been spending some time dreaming about his mother and known exactly what he wanted to do when he had a chance to grope her and get away with it. After I closed the door I stopped and looked at Joey. "What would you and Kathy have done if one of us had really been hurting the other?" "Oh!" Instead of answering my question he fumbled with his discarded pants and came up with one of our cordless phones. I noticed the active light was on and then he turned it off. He sagged in relief. He handed me the phone. "One of us would have pushed the number one. We had the nine-one already entered just in case. Just like you and my mom always tell us to do." He finished. I took the phone from him and leaned against the wall as I shook. Well, it had been close but they did remember what we had taught them. I settled on my knees and hugged him. "Good. I'm *very* glad you didn't push the button this time." "We did it right?" He sounded relieved. "Yes." I held him close and started laughing. "You did it right." Their terror and worry had been real. I wasn't about to judge them harshly for following our directions during what they thought was an emergency. "Now, how about you take your pants and shorts to your room? And you might as well take your shirt off at the same time." I looked at him. "How come you didn't take it off when you left your other clothes off?" "Uhh..." He blushed and looked down at the floor. "Promise you won't tell my mother?" I nodded before I remembered he wasn't looking at me. "Promise." "It felt so good when she played with my penis that I was still thinking about that when she told us to apologize to you. She smelled funny too. Kinda neat and different." He smiled tentatively. "I forgot I still had my shirt on." "Oh, Joey." I hugged him again. "Your mother would be happy to know she made you forget about undressing the rest of the way." "She would?" He sounded puzzled. I nodded. "She would. Sometimes a woman likes to know that a man can't think of anything except how sexy she is. It's even nicer when she knows you weren't pretending. Don't worry about it if she finds out. I won't tell her though." He nodded solemnly. "Is that one of those 'man things'?" I grinned. "In a way. As you get older and gain experience, you'll find out that it's just part of a game men and women play with each other. Sometimes the rules change and a woman gets upset if you are so interested in fucking that you forget about other things. You'll get used to making mistakes. They make them too." I stood up. "Now, go get rid of your clothes and I'll meet you in the den." I watched as he gathered his clothes and ran to his room. His wiggling butt sure looked cute. I wondered how it would feel as it rubbed against my penis. I smiled fondly and turned to head for the den. I doubted if I would find out today but I was definitely going to find a way to have that penis of his explore my ass as soon as I could get him to try some serious fucking. For his age, it looked a little larger than average. From his earlier comments, I knew he already had a pretty good idea about how to use it. All I had to do was get him to orgasm. I was sure the next step would be easy once he recovered from the intense pleasure. I sobered as I remembered Kathy and my frustrated desire to help her to have her first orgasm. I imagined Jen felt the same way about Joey. Well, I could help him learn to enjoy his orgasms and then let Jen take over from there. I hoped she would be as gentle and thoughtful with Kathy. I sighed as I settled on the couch. At least Jen could let Joey fuck her. I knew I wouldn't be able to fuck Kathy until she reached puberty. "Uncle Tim? What's wrong?" Joey's voice came from the doorway. "You've fucked Kathy, haven't you?" I smiled to let him know I wasn't upset. He nodded. "Not like you and my mother." "But you've put your penis inside her. Right?" "Yeah." I smiled and invited him to join me. "I can't do that to her for a long time. If I did, I'd hurt her and she wouldn't like to have any men fuck her." His eyes got wide as he looked at my now throbbing penis. "You want to?" I nodded. "Yes. I've wanted to fuck her for a long time." I dropped the bomb. "Just like your mother wants you to fuck her. Except she knows you can do that as soon as the two of you agree to do it. You don't have to wait to fuck Kathy - or your mother - unless they tell you to wait." His eyes got wider as he thought about it. His penis got hard too. I reached over and gently enclosed his penis in my hand. I moved up and down a few times and then stopped. His hips twitched slightly and it was obvious he was enjoying what I was doing. Instead of continuing to masturbate him, I held his penis and spoke softly. "I want you to watch as I jerk myself off. After I'm done, we'll talk about what happened and then I want you to do the same thing except when you usually stop, I want you to keep going. If you don't think you can do that, I'll do it for you. It won't be easy the first time but I promise this will be the only time I keep doing something even if you tell me to stop." I smiled to let him know I really did care. "The first orgasm is hard to do for everyone. It's scary because you don't know what's going to happen. After that first one, you'll know why sex is so much fun." He thought about it as I waited. "Is it sorta like the first time I went down a slide? I was all scared but I had to keep going because the other kids wouldn't let me go back down the ladder and one of them pushed me and it was scary and fun and exciting all at the same time? And now it's so much fun that sometimes I keep doing it until mom yells at me to come in the house?" "Yes." "I'm scared." He took a deep breath and shivered. He looked at me. "Someone caught me the first time. So I was really safe, wasn't I?" I nodded slowly. He thought some more. "This is like the first time you tossed me in the air and caught me. You got me feeling real good and then you just tossed me up a little and caught me. It wasn't very far but it scared me and felt funny and when you caught me and did it again I started to enjoy it." "That's what I'll be doing. I'll get you feeling really, really good, just like you do with Kathy. When it starts to scare you I'll keep going and you'll find out that instead of pain, it only feels so good you can't tell anyone how good it feels. Since I'm a man, I'll know when to stop before it starts hurting you." "OK. You do it. Now, before I get so scared I don't want to." I nodded again and instead of answering, I slid back on the couch and motioned for him to come and sit between my legs. Once he settled, I could feel him shivering so I wrapped my arms around him and waited for the shivers to start slowing. When his shivering started to slow down I used one hand to lightly stroke his chest. Eventually I let my fingers touch his penis and after awhile I worked my way lower so I could slowly fondle his balls and trail my fingers through his crotch. I knew he was relaxing when his hips started twitching and he slumped against me. At that point I started to stroke his penis. As I slowly moved up and down, I also gently squeezed and released. Every so often I would lightly rub the tip of his throbbing erection with one finger. The combination was having the effect I wanted. It was rapidly getting him close to his orgasm. Now that he was leaning into me, I used my other hand to cup and fondle his ballsack. My own penis was pinned between his back and my stomach. Because I figured he would accept anything I did as natural, I stopped my attention and gently slid him forward until I could hold my penis flat on the cushion. With my other hand, I reached in front of him and under his balls. I lifted slightly as I pulled him back against me. His hot and quivering asscheeks slowly slid down the length of my penis until he was once again nestled into me. I moaned slightly as he shifted a little bit and then settled when he felt comfortable in this new position. Once he stopped moving and leaned back against me again, I went back to masturbating him and paying attention to his balls. His involuntary movements as I increased his pleasure served to excite me even further. He started breathing in short little gasps. His hands reached down and feebly pushed at mine. Rather than stop, I kept stroking him and used his short, sliding motions on my penis to gauge how aroused he was. Without warning he suddenly gave a little strangled gasp. His asscheeks clenched and pulsed against my quivering penis. I felt his penis pulse slightly but as I watched, nothing came out. In a few seconds his orgasm was over and he went limp. I had already quit stroking his rapidly softening penis. I removed both hands from his crotch, wrapped my arms around him - and waited patiently while he recovered. I could feel the rapid beating of his heart slow. I wasn't really surprised when his breathing slowed and his head fell to one side. The poor guy had fallen asleep. Well, he wouldn't be the first male to do it. I made a mental note to tell him about the natural result of a good bout of sex and I also reminded myself to find out if Jen had remembered to tell Kathy that it was natural and not a 'bad thing' if a man fell asleep after sex. * * * Sally looked at me strangely after she read my rough draft. "That's not what I remember happening." She accused me. "Ok, ok..." I sighed. "I know it wasn't like that. I didn't want to make it look like the adults were so horny they damn near raped the kids." She giggled as she remembered what had happened during our 'apologies'. "I didn't realize it at the time but the bedroom must have reeked of sex. I was so fascinated by my dad's 'huge' penis that I got upset when your mom changed her hug into a double-fuck. I don't remember you complaining when she crammed your dick up her cunt while my dad was still in her." She chuckled at my rueful look. "Probably the only thing that kept it from being rape was the fact we were so excited at the chance to finally 'do it' with our parents - we never thought about resisting. Remember how we used to talk about you fucking your mother and me getting fucked by my father?" I smiled with the memory. "Yeah. She grabbed my dick, lined it up and then used her other hand to pull me against her. Once I was inside, she started me humping and at that point the reflexes kicked in. It felt so good I didn't stop like usual and my orgasm hit me. After that happened, the problem wasn't getting me to fuck, it was getting me to stop." Sally nodded and grinned. "I wasn't any better. Once we all got on the bed, my dad started licking and sucking and it wasn't until later that I realized that I wasn't feeling any pain like I expected. All I felt was 'real good' and I wanted to keep feeling that way. I cried when he stopped and said he didn't want keep going and hurt me. I guess he hit his limit and wanted to be sure he didn't lose control and try to force his penis inside me." I nodded thoughtfully. "I guess instinct and all that other excitement made us forget about stopping when we didn't feel right." "Good thing we were on a break. The four of us had sex so many different ways I still can't remember all the things we tried. About the only thing I remember clearly other than that first time is that I sure learned there was more to fucking than putting that," I pointed at my penis, "in there." I pointed at her crotch. She smiled at my rather whimsical comment. Then she changed the subject. Her voice changed from lightly teasing and ironic to thoughtful and filled with gentle love. "Do you remember the first time my dad actually fucked me?" "How could I forget? The position became an annual event until he got so old he couldn't fuck you." Her eyes closed and her hands wandered to her crotch. "Yes..." She smiled and slowly rubbed herself. "It wasn't what he wanted and it sure surprised both of you." She opened her eyes and looked at me. "That was when I decided we were going to get married no matter what you or anyone else thought was going to happen." I blinked. This was something I had never heard before. "Your first fuck by your dad made you decide you were going to marry me?" She nodded. I rolled over and leaned on my arm as I watched her slowly masturbate herself. "This I have to hear." * * * Fucking Father! by Sally Simile --- "Daddy? When are you going to fuck me? I mean really FUCK me?" The three of us were sitting on the couch and I was between him and Pulsar. Aunt Jenny was upstairs getting ready to take her bath before we all went to bed for the night. That was something I never understood about Aunt Jenny. She always took a bath *before* we went to bed and fucked each other to sleep. Pulsar and my dad never complained about the way *I* smelled. Aunt Jen always smiled and said "Honey, wait until you are older. Men never tell us but they do like their women smelling all nice and fresh before they fuck us and we get all sweaty and stinky again. Once you start puberty, your smell will change. Considering you are so sexually active, you will probably wind up smelling freshly fucked or ready to fuck - all the time - unless you have just taken a bath." I usually just looked at her and sighed. "There's something wrong with smelling like I enjoy sex?" Jenny always nodded and hugged me. "Yes, love. Some people don't like the smell and you do have to be around other people at times. You can't always stay home and fuck whenever you feel like it." I always sighed and hugged her back. "Ok, if you say so." She would then kiss me and smile. "Now scoot! I'm going to get cleaned up and I don't need your help." I'd laugh and go find Pulsar or my dad. "Kat, I'll fuck you several times a day *after* you go through puberty and I know you can handle my size." I quit daydreaming as my dad gave me his usual answer. "Father, you're so blind I think I'll have to get you a guide dog." I pinched him lightly. "What was that for?" He tickled me back and we started laughing. I started playing with his penis and then stopped. "I'll tell you later. Let's go to bed." I got up and reached down to tug on his penis. "This guy needs to be relaxed. Pulse? You too. I've got a neat position we can all try. I read about it and now I want to try it out." Neither of them knew about my real plans and that was the way I wanted it. I had already made up my mind that tonight I was going to get my dad to really fuck me in the cunt for the first time. Pulsar knew that I was going to eventually get it to happen and had agreed to help me. What he didn't know was that *he* was going to be the first person to fuck me in the ass. I'd been stretching myself for months, so I already knew that what I had planned for this evening would work and wasn't going to be painful, even at first. I sure enjoyed having all of Aunt Jen's sex toys available to play with. I was *really* glad she was too polite to ask me which ones I used the most and what I used them for when she wasn't around. As we got to dad and Jen's Bedroom, I pointed. "Dad, I want you to lay down in the middle so your head is propped up by the pillows. Pulse, you wait until he gets settled." They looked at each other and then they both smiled and shrugged. My dad commented, "Let's do what Minklet wants. She'll pester us until we do it her way anyway." He tossed his robe to one side and Pulse took his off and waited while my dad got comfortable. I was a little disappointed that neither of them was hard yet. But, by the time I was done getting them ready, I figured they would be more than willing to do some serious fucking. I listened carefully and heard the water running in the bathtub. Good. Aunt Jen wouldn't be disturbing my plans at a critical moment. Still, I knew I'd have to move fast once things started happening. Dad was such a stick sometimes and I didn't want him able to back out. "OK. Pulse, you get on the bed so you face my dad. Then sit down with your legs stretched out in front of you. Once you do that I want you to move one of your legs so it is on top of one my dad's and move the other one so it is under his other leg. After you do that, I want you to scoot up until your balls are pressed against his." He got on the bed and positioned himself. "Like this?" After I nodded he scooted himself forward until their balls touched and then he stopped. Both of them were getting hard. "Yep." I grinned as I tossed my robe on the floor and jumped on the bed. My hands dived for their dicks and I started stroking them and rubbing them against each other. "How's that feel?" Before they could answer I bent down and swallowed first Pulse and then my dad. I went back and forth for a bit and barely heard one of them say "Great!" They were both hard and I had them really wet with my saliva - so I sprang my trap. I held them against each other and sure enough, Pulse was obviously bigger than my dad. Good. I pulled my head away and grinned at my father. "Look dad. Pulse is way bigger than you are and he fucks me all the time. Now, don't you think it's time we both fucked each other?" Before he could gather his wits and reply, I straddled them so I was facing my dad. I wanted to be able to see his reactions so I could remember them for my diary. I knew I wouldn't be able to see how Pulse reacted but I figured I could get him to tell me about it later. Besides, his penis would tell me everything I needed to know about how he felt. I aimed my dad at my cunt and I aimed Pulse at my ass. As soon as I had them both lined up, I let myself relax and I forcefully impaled myself on the two of them. "AHHH!" I couldn't help my moan of pleasure. Having the two of them in me was real different than the dildos I had been using. Lots better. I looked at my stunned dad. "There. See? You fit just fine." I started fucking the two of them. "And Pulse gets to be the first person to fuck my ass. My first fuck by my father, my first assfuck and my first doublefuck." Just before my orgasm overwhelmed me and they tried to force themselves deeper, I closed my eyes and smiled happily. "What a wonderful birthday present you two are giving me." At that point they got the hint and managed to move a little and really fuck into me as I came down. Pulsar never hesitated or protested about what I had done. As he started to fuck my ass in earnest, I decided that our teasing had gone far enough. When we were old enough, I would make sure we got married. I couldn't really picture anyone else in my life anyway. Some of the boys were bigger. Some were smarter. None of them were Pulsar. * * * When Sally finished, I laughed so hard she started to blush. "Hell, we were always having so much fun fucking each other the normal way it never occurred to me you wanted to be assfucked. All you had to do was ask." She nodded and smiled. "Wasn't it better the way we wound up doing it? I bet you thought you were going to be ignored the first time my father fucked me." I smiled wryly. "Point. Set. Match." I hugged her. "I sure don't regret your decision. Thanks for letting me know I didn't really have one to make. I never knew that - until now." I gently inserted my penis in her willing body. "Looks like this stay at the Academy has been worth it." She clenched so I couldn't move. "Shall we make it an annual event? Say yes or I won't let you go." She grinned. "Sure, why not? Maybe by next year we can figure out a way to stump Fleuroscopia." She released me and I surprised her by not starting to fuck her. "Pulsar? Is something wrong?" I wrapped her in my arms. "Nope. Sometimes love means NOT fucking your wife until she's bow-legged." "Oh." She massaged my penis a bit and then kissed me tenderly. "I always knew you were special." That was all we did before we fell asleep. * * * We were finally going into the last week. Everyone was relaxed about public sex and we had all learned a lot about writing and life. Sal and I had been sort of envied because we were the only married couple. Everyone else was either older singles or, from our point of view, young kids. Most were in their early to mid twenties. We weren't the oldest, quite, but we had become kind of unofficial 'parents and confidants' to many of the others. We weren't really that much older than they were. Just more experienced at life and enjoying ourselves. Some of the younger ones held us in a sort of awe. We'd been *married* almost as long as they'd been alive. Two people who are thirty-four and have been married since they were of legal age at fifteen are a novelty by anyone's standards these days. It also gave us an incredible advantage when it came to talking about sex. There wasn't much in the way of normal, non-abusive sex - that we hadn't tried at some time in our lives. Another advantage we had was that we were relaxed when performing in front of a crowd. Those long ago orgies with our parents had quickly eliminated our shyness and turned us into relaxed 'performers'. All that aside, the topic for the last week had been the 'final'. Fleuroscopia had smiled slightly and announced that all we had to do was come up with a position that nobody had used previously or find a creative situation that made sex a natural result. Even Sally and I had been stumped - so far. So, here we were, sitting in the cafeteria eating breakfast on the first day people were expected to put on their 'performances'. Nobody had to actually act out their scene but by now the spirit of camaraderie and competition had everyone so 'up' that nobody talked about or suggested backing out or just reading something they had written. I looked at Sal and sighed. "Come up with anything yet?" She looked down at her food and shook her head. "Damn." At least that got a reluctant grin. "Neither have..." I stared at our plates and then at the folks running the cafeteria. "I'll be damned. I *do* have an idea that nobody has used. Nobody has even *mentioned* it." I settled back and waved Sally off when she asked me what it was. I mentally inventoried the props in the classroom and when I realized one of the essential props I needed was missing, I was sure I had something. I grinned and started laughing out loud. Some of those near us looked over at me. Sally had that exasperated look I knew so well. "Sal, what's the one thing we do so often that we no longer have to think about doing it every day?" Before she could answer I leaned forward and motioned her in close so I could whisper in her ear. " 'Doing the dishes.' " "Oh. My." She started giggling. I had to hand her a glass of juice when she started hiccoughing. Eventually she got herself under control and leaned back to grin at me. Her grin turned devilish as she turned to slowly scan the room. "That's so absolutely *perfect*, it's *evil*." I had some of the same deviltry in my smile when I nodded. "Better yet, we'll have to improvise. There's no kitchen sink in the props. I doubt if anyone here will take the time to think about what's missing. We certainly didn't." When we got to the classroom we grabbed our favorite overstuffed chair and I sat down first. Once I got settled, she took the time to get me hard before she impaled herself on my penis. Some of the other 'students' were pairing up and finding comfortable places to settle. By now, this quiet settling in was so normal nobody really paid attention to what was going on. The relaxed closeness was far more important than the sex. What had started as a novelty in the early days had become so routine we didn't really think about it. Fleuroscopia had taught some of these people stuff that was far more important than any improvements they had made as writers. By now everyone had spotted how relaxed and carefree Sally and I were feeling. Most had figured out that we were 'up to something'. Fleuro walked in and settled on the bed she used as her 'desk'. "Well? Who's going to start this off.?" People started sheepishly shaking their heads. Many of them them turned to look at Sally and I. Fleuro noticed the trend and looked at us. We tried to look as innocent as we could. "Us? Well... Yes, we did come up with something that might work." Sally was grinning by now. Fleuro blinked and looked slightly flustered. "You did?" Her disbelief was unmistakable. That was the first hint anyone had the she had expected everyone to fail to come up with anything. Sally smiled and nodded slowly. "Actually, Pulsar thought of it this morning while we were eating breakfast." Fleuro gathered herself with an effort and settled back so she could see the front of the room. She smiled ruefully. "This has never happened before. Congratulations." She gestured in the general direction of the cleared area we called 'The Stage'. "The Stage, as they say, is yours." Sally got off my lap and turned to offer me her hand to help me up. "The play 's the thing," Her quiet comment fell into the sudden silence that surrounded us. I smiled as I reached and used her strength to help lever myself out of the depths of the chair. "Wherein I'll catch..." Together, we completed the famous phrase. "The conscience of the King." Sally tugged me towards the props. "Let's get on with this." We looked around and studied things. I pointed at a table. After a whispered consultation we hauled it over and placed it an angle so that when we faced it, people could clearly see between Sally's cheeks when she bent over. After we were satisfied with that, we grabbed another table and set it off to one side and set two chairs on opposite sides of it. We found some plates and utensils and set them on the table. Two large salad bowls went on the first table. Next, we found a hotplate and a large pot. We set the temperature and filled the pot with water. A quick search of the cupboards and we found some dish soap. That discovery led to another consultation and we decided to raid the refrigerator for some food and actually get the plates dirty by eating from them. Just to confuse people, we rolled the portable dishwasher over and put it at one end of the first table. Hurried glances at the class told us that most of them were either intrigued - or bored with it all. Fleuro and a few of the older folks were the only ones really paying attention. Well, that would change once we started our skit. A last look around to make sure we had everything we needed and then we walked to the center of our 'set' and faced the class. I bowed. "Ladies and Gentlemen of the thirteenth graduating class of The Erotic Writing Academy. The PulSim Players are proud to present..." Sally mimed a curtsy and then finished it. "Doing the Dishes." We were rewarded with a few giggles, a lot of puzzled looks and a couple of startled gasps. I looked at Fleuro. She was studying us and had a thoughtful look on her face. I went over and held a chair for Sally. She came over, sat down and I helped her get positioned. Once she was seated, I slapped together a couple of sandwiches, as if we were going to eat a quick snack. I served her one, put the other on my plate and then dug in the fridge and got us something to drink. I poured that in the two cups, put the container back and returned to sit down. We ate. After she finished her snack, Sally got up, picked up all our dishes and put them on the other table. She turned back, pointed at me and then the dishes. Her meaning was clear. "You wash them." I sighed and got up. She stood back and smiled as I walked over, poured some of the the now hot water in one of the salad bowls, added the soap and then placed the dishes, cups and utensils in the bowl of soapy water. While my hands were starting to wash the first dish, I glanced over at Sally and then nodded my head at the other bowl as if to say, "I'm washing, you can rinse." She sighed and then smiled slightly. After a pause she walked over and added some of the remaining hot water to the other bowl. I placed the first dish in it and reached for another one and started washing it. Sally rinsed the first one and then, instead of setting it to her left, casually reached in front of me and set it on my right. As she pulled her hand back, she trailed her fingers across my chest. Now that we had established the 'rules', when I placed the next dish in the rinse water, I casually brought my arm back and moved it across her breasts. She rinsed again and this time her arm went behind me when she reached to set the dish on top of the other one. On the return her hand went to my neck and then she trailed her fingers down my spine and wound up casually reaching between my legs to fondle my balls. I pushed back into her hands and spread my legs to give her easier access. This seemingly casual movement gave the other people in the room a better view of what was going on. (Remember my earlier comment about Sally and I being 'performers'?) While she had been fondling me, I had managed to wash both glasses and set them in the rinse water. Sally looked over, sighed slightly as if to say "You're still able to do the dishes?" and used her left hand to rise them. Now, she still had her right hand in my crotch. She hesitated and seemed to think things over. Finally, she grinned and managed to get both glasses in her left hand. She kept her right hand where it was and reached in front of me with her left arm to set the glasses next to the dishes. Since she already had me in a hug, she decided to forget about the dishes and slowly knelt down beside me. Her left hand found my penis and began gently stroking it. I shifted backwards to give her more room and then turned my hips so my penis was hitting her face. Her reaction was to start mouthing it. I moaned slightly and seemed to forget about the dishes. My hands came out of the water and I reached down and put them on her shoulders and pulled her against me. We looked at each other and grinned. Then she came out of her own daze and looked at the wash water as if to ask if I was done yet. I looked and shook my head "No." She sighed and stood up. I quickly did the few utensils and put them in for her to rinse. As she stepped up and leaned over the table, it was my turn. I stepped behind her and reached between her legs and started fondling her. My hands were still soapy so I wandered her cheeks and casually groped her. Eventually she moaned and stopped rinsing. She left her hands in the water and braced herself. Then, she slowly spread her legs and suddenly rolled her hips so her vulva was presented for easy access. Instead of fucking her right away, I resoaped my hands and slowly worked my way down her spine and then along her sides. She shivered and pushed herself back at my crotch. It wasn't an invitation, it was an obvious demand. She wanted to get fucked. Forget the foreplay, fuck her *now*. With that obvious hint, I quit playing and while I lined myself up with my left hand, I used my right hand to pull her back onto me. Once I was started, I paused with just the tip lodged within her. Sally, frustrated with my slow approach, jammed herself partway down my penis. She started fucking me. Now that we were into it, I leaned over, braced myself on the table and let her do all the work. It wasn't long before she worked her usual miracle and I orgasmed. Rather than bury myself and savor the sensations, I pulled out and with semen still dripping from the end of my penis, turned to face the class. There was a brief wait while Sal just stayed in position as if catching her breath. I glanced over my shoulder as if I was checking on her. Sure enough, her lips were oozing and it was obvious she'd just been fucked. She pushed herself upright, turned, came over to stand in front of me and with a smile pulled my head down and kissed me. "Showoff." I whispered as she pulled away. "Yep." She settled in at my side and then as I bowed, she once again mimed a curtsy. I smiled and wrapped an arm around Sally's waist. "Show's over folks." Without any more words we casually walked over and resettled in the chair. Fleuroscopia got up and went over to stand in front of the table that had been our 'kitchen sink'. "Well, they passed *their* final." She leaned back in obvious invitation. "Anyone want to help me do the dishes?" At that point we all started laughing and clapping. Obviously, the graduation ceremonies for the thirteenth class of The Erotic Writing Academy - were over. --- Stasya T. 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