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Subject: {ASSM} Song Parody:  You've Lost That Cumming Feeling
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Date: Mon, 17 Jan 2005 02:10:04 -0500
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Parody:  You've Lost That Cumming Feeling
Original:You've Lost That Loving Feeling (Righteous Brothers)
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You never moan my name anymore 
   when I lick your clit
And there's no wetness there 
   when I probe with my fingertips
You think I don't know it, Baby,
But Baby, I know you are faking

You've lost that cumming feeling.
Whoa, no senses reeling
Where is your coming feeling?
Where's it gone, gone, gone, wooooooooah?

Now we don't make a mess anymore 
   on the bed like we used to do.
And girl I'm starting to recognize
   bitter taste of lube
It makes me just feel like crying, baby.
'Cause baby, your vagina is drying!

You've lost that cumming feeling.
Whoa, no senses reeling
Where is your coming feeling?
Where's it gone, gone, gone, wooooooooah?

Baby, baby, I slipped viagra in your food.
An hour later, you're dripping, like you used to do!
Now when we love, you moan, you groan
Like you did way back in the day-yay-yay.
So mount, my, bone, let's slip-and-slide away-yay-yay!

Baby! (Baby!) Baby! (Baby!)
I'm feeling you cum! (I'm gonna cum!)
I'm feeling you cum! (I'm gonna cum!)
I'm cumming right back! (Keep cumming right back!)
I'm cumming right back! (Keep pounding my crack!)

It's back!  That cumming feeling!
Woah, that cumming feeling!
It's back, that cumming feeling!
Now I feel you cum! Two and three times cum!
Wooooooooah!

It's back!  That cumming feeling!
Woah, that cumming feeling!
It's back, that cumming feeling!
Now I feel you cum! Four and five times cum!
Wooooooooah!
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      You've Lost That Cumming Feeling 
            Qe'van - 2005

-- 
Qe'van, Bard of Nor 
http://qevan.home.comcast.net/poetry/
http://texasfilk.home.comcast.net/

... Oh gross! Now that is really sick!- Mary 
Draganis


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