Message-ID: <50157asstr$1105290604@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: <poster@giganews.com> X-Original-To: ckought69@hotmail.com Delivered-To: ckought69@hotmail.com X-TN-Interface: 209.99.127.20 X-Original-Path: news.giganews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 08 Jan 2005 20:59:23 -0600 From: 0mn1vore <pAb1709@telus.wtf> MIME-Version: 1.0 User-Agent: Hogwasher/3.1 (Carbon/OSX) Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Original-Message-ID: <0001HW.BE05DE130012EE4901EA4C50@news-60.giganews.com> X-DMCA-Notifications: http://www.giganews.com/info/dmca.html X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.22 X-Spamscanner: mailbox4.ucsd.edu (v1.5 Dec 3 2004 17:34:44, 0.5/5.0 3.0.0) X-MailScanner: PASSED (v1.2.8 45580 j092xZgS047762 mailbox4.ucsd.edu) X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Sat, 8 Jan 2005 18:59:31 -0800 Subject: {ASSM} A Nicotine Koan (bd nosex x-smok flash) Lines: 39 Date: Sun, 9 Jan 2005 12:10:04 -0500 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2005/50157> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: dennyw, hoisingr A Nicotine Koan (bd nosex x-smok flash) by 0mn1vore -- 2005, Jan 08, Sat -- 06:56:58 PM A little something from a previous life. That attempt failed, but I still have the unopened pack, `Paco the Nicotine Leech', so named for the knotwork that came out looking like the face-hugger stage of the Alien. Appropriate, don't you think? Always helps to externalize your demons. begin{ Once, while out on his morning walk, the old Master came upon a novice, sitting under a tree with a spool of twine, tying a small box up in intricate knots. "Lavishing your attention upon an inanimate object, instead of someone you care about?" he chided. "Why do you bind a pack of cigarettes in this way?" The novice looked up from his work, and replied simply; "So they can't get out." Thinking about this, the Master paused to note the dull, yellow-orange stains on his own fingernails. "Good answer," he decided, and continued on his way. }end -- [For email replies, it's really a `dot-net' address...] -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ------ send stories to: <ckought69@hotmail.com>| | FAQ: <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/faq.html> Moderators: <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |ASSM Archive at <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org> Hosted by <http://www.asstr-mirror.org> | |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d; look for subject {ASSD}| +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+