Message-ID: <48378asstr$1088935802@assm.asstr-mirror.org> X-Mail-Format-Warning: No previous line for continuation: Wed Aug 14 16:30:23 2002Return-Path: <lzalezac@yahoo.com> X-Original-To: ckought69@hotmail.com Delivered-To: ckought69@hotmail.com X-Original-Message-ID: <20040704071418.15328.qmail@web60403.mail.yahoo.com> From: Lazlo Zalezac <lzalezac@yahoo.com> X-ASSTR-Original-Date: Sun, 4 Jul 2004 00:14:18 -0700 (PDT) Subject: {ASSM} JC:Ed Biggers IV-01 (mf mmf ffm ff mm sci-fi) Lines: 677 Date: Sun, 4 Jul 2004 06:10:02 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2004/48378> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: RuiJorge, dennyw ===== Lazlo Zalezac http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Lazlo_Zalezac http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Lazlo_Zalezac __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? New and Improved Yahoo! Mail - 100MB free storage! http://promotions.yahoo.com/new_mail <1st attachment, "biggers4-01.txt" begin> JC: Ed Biggers Part 4: Adjournment Chapter 1 By Lazlo Zalezac Copyright (C) Lazlo Zalezac, 2004 ... to live a full life. How to measure a full life? Is it the number of days that the body has walked upon the planet? If one day is the same as the next, should they not be counted as one day of life, rather than two? If one year is the same as the previous year, should they not be counted as one year? When a man lies dying, his whole life flashes before his eyes. It is not the day to day life that is replayed, but only the moments that are different. The tears that run down the face of a dying man is not from the loss of life. It is the sadness that comes from the realization that after eighty years of walking around on this planet that he had only lived a hundred days. There is the regret that twenty nine thousand days were not lived. Twenty nine thousand days wasted pursuing the mundane rather than the passion! The elderly look back to their days as children with fondness. Those were the days when each day was an adventure. There was growth, there was change, and life was vibrant. Later in life, adults live through the lives of their children, tasting of it second hand. In old age, life becomes filled with the aches and pains of a body slowly losing vitality. The days that are lived become trips to hospitals, funerals of old friends, and the entry into a nursing home. The childlike behavior of the elderly can be viewed as an attempt to reach back into the well of wonder and newness that defined living for a child when all things were possible. The adult behavior exhibited by those from their mid-twenties to late fifties can be viewed as a quelling of life's experiences. Adults don't run or play with little toy cars or leave work to have an adventure. Adults perform their adult responsibilities, responsibilities that are entirely artificial. Adults may dream, but to pursue those dreams is irresponsible. The growth of assets is achieved at the expense of living. The furniture that was new when they were twenty becomes out of style when they are forty. The furniture bought at forty becomes out of style at sixty. The old dusty houses of the elderly are not a comment on not caring about their environment, but recognition that changing the furniture is not living a life. Many of the elderly give up, realizing that they have lost their chance to live. Fragile bones preclude skiing down a steep slope. Erections are difficult to achieve and the potential for orgies is greatly diminished. Sitting on their front porch, they watch as the world passes by, becoming embittered that they are not part of it. The episodes of anger when disturbed by children that run and scream, making noise of joy, is not anger at the children, but anger at the fact that they can't run and scream. The days of joy have passed for them. Twenty nine thousand days wasted when they could have been lived. Awake, Ed sat at the table eating his breakfast watching Marguerite. He asked, "What's going on?" "I know nothing," she replied smugly. Her words rang true, she knew nothing about what was going on. He asked, "So where is everyone?" "I don't know," she replied with a wry smile knowing this was driving him crazy. The entire household had disappeared right after breakfast, leaving him sitting alone at the table. They had taken advantage of the fact that he was slow first thing in the morning to leave before he realized that something was going on with them. Looking at Marguerite, he said, "Let me guess. They are planning something, but left you out of the plans so that you wouldn't be able to leak the secret." "That's right, buddy," replied Marguerite enjoying the moment tremendously. Her role in the plan was to be the secret keeper. With Ed, that meant she had to know nothing about what was happening. "Where's Beth?" asked Ed feeling that he could at least spend the morning with the baby. "Kelly took Beth with her when she went out," replied Marguerite. The reason wasn't that they were afraid that Ed would find anything from the six month old little girl, but that Kelly wanted her close so that she could feed her. "Cathy?" "Out." "Who do I ask about my schedule today?" "As far as Cathy would let me know, you have nothing scheduled today," replied Marguerite with a smile. "Did she tell you that?" "Yes, she told me that you had nothing scheduled today." "So I guess that means I could go out into the desert for the day." Marguerite's smile faltered as she replied, "Ah, I don't think that is in the plan." Ed smiled at her discomfort and said, "Maybe I should call someone and find out if I can do that." Frowning, Marguerite said, "That would spoil things." "Oh, so there is something to spoil." Frustrated, Marguerite said, "You are horrible. How is anyone supposed to surprise you if you can question them to the point of discovering everything?" Thoughtfully, Ed said, "I don't even know why they would want to surprise me about anything." "You don't?" asked a very surprised Marguerite. "No clue," replied Ed. He hadn't had a major accomplishment in the past few months that would warrant a celebration. He asked, "So you want to tell me what it's all about?" "No!" "Okay, I'm going for a swim. At noon, I'm going to go to Shirley's for a coke," said Ed. It was funny, but he actually felt lonely. Mornings were usually spent with Ling, rubbing body lotion onto her swelling belly. Then he would go to work at the University for several hours. After that he would swing by the IRS, the Fusion Foundation, or his investment company for an hour or two. Coming home, he would spend the late afternoon with Beth reading to her while she held his finger. His typical schedule for the end of the day included dinner with the family, sunset with the men, and the evening with one of the wives. Marguerite smiled and replied, "That sounds like a good thing to do." With a sad long face, Ed asked, "Would you like to join me in the pool?" "No. You may have a day off, but I have work to do." Ed walked back to the poolroom, pausing for a moment to examine the new glass door that now blocked entrance to the poolroom. The door, with nice frosted designs etched into the glass, had been installed as part of baby proofing their house. That had not been the only change, a number of plants had been removed from the atrium when it was discovered that they could be poisonous when eaten by young children. Once inside the poolroom, he undressed, placing his clothes in a neat pile on one of the chairs. Sitting on the edge of the pool with his feet dangling in the water, he considered what kind of celebration his family could possibly be organizing. Deciding that he would never be able to figure it out, he slid into the pool and stretched out on his back. With slow kicks of his legs he traveled the length of the pool, stopping just before his head hit the edge. Turning around, he swam twenty-five vigorous laps using the breaststroke and ten laps using the Australian Crawl. Breathless, he stood in the pool to catch his breath for a minute before swimming at a slower pace to allow the muscles to relax properly. Exiting the pool, he went over to the Jacuzzi and sat down to let the jets of hot water massage his body. With his head tilted back, he wondered what he could do for the rest of the morning. The bar was closed until lunchtime and Maria's Restaurant wouldn't open until evening. Climbing out of the hot tub, he dried off and dressed. Swinging by the kitchen, he told Marguerite, "I'm going for a walk." She asked, "Where are you going?" "I thought I'd head into town." Marguerite laughed and asked, "Would you like to try my lemonade?" Ed hadn't drunk any lemonade since returning from Bill's house on the way back from Antarctica. He said, "Sure, I'll give it a try." After hearing all kinds of noises coming from the kitchen, Marguerite returned with a glass of lemonade complete with half a lemon floating in it. There was actual pulp and seeds in the glass. Taking a sip, he was surprised by how sweet it was. Looking up at Marguerite, he said, "This is the best lemonade that I've ever had. How did you make it?" "The juice of two lemons in a shaker with lots of sugar and crushed ice. Shake it until your hands can't hold the shaker anymore and pour it into a glass. Add half a lemon and serve immediately." "Wow, this is outstanding," said Ed as he took another sip. It was cold and refreshing in a way that iced tea wasn't. "You guys drink too much iced tea. I'm trying to expand your repertoire of drinks." "Why?" "You need a little vitamin C occasionally. You drink coffee and tea. At least the women drink smoothies." For years she had put glasses of various juices out for breakfast only to have them totally ignored by the men. John had a tendency to eat and run, drinking only a single cup of coffee. Ed drank cup after cup of coffee struggling to wake up. Leroy drank a cup of coffee to wake and then drank a second one while talking to everyone else. "I drink cokes," said Ed as though that meant something. "Coke might as well be the same as tea. It has sugar and caffeine." Marguerite was about to add that he wasn't getting any younger and needed to take care of himself, but she bit the comment back. Deciding on a different tact, she said, "You want to set a good example for the kids, don't you?" "Of course I do," replied Ed shocked that she might even consider that he wouldn't. Marguerite said, "Well, that means drinking fruit juices with breakfast and milk with lunch and dinner." "Oh," replied Ed. He hadn't had a glass of milk in years and could hardly remember how it tasted. As he tried to remember the last time he had drank any, he realized that it was when he was in the army. He took another sip of the lemonade realizing that the days where he sat around drinking iced tea was about to come to an end. Perhaps the time the men together spent watching sunsets would be the only time of the day when they could revert to drinking iced tea. As he thought about it, he realized that he could have chocolate milk and milk shakes. He asked, "Do you have any good milk drinks?" The question surprised Marguerite as she thought about it. She remembered a Peachy Apricot Milk drink that another chef had served in cooking class when she had just entered the Culinary Institute. Smiling, she said, "I think I have some experiments to perform." Watching her dance her way into the kitchen, Ed knew that she would busy for the next couple of hours coming up with milk drinks. He finished the lemonade and wandered out of the house. Noticing Maria outside her house, he walked in her direction. When she saw him and ran into the house to avoid him, he was absolutely floored. It reminded him of his days as a bully. Looking around the street, he noticed that other neighbors ran into their houses when they saw him coming. When he reached downtown, all of the stores had signs on them proclaiming that they were closed. It was a plot to keep him from finding out what was going on and he couldn't believe how well it was working. The family must have thought this through very thoroughly to be able to keep it from him. It dawned on him that there was one place that would always be open. Smiling, he walked across the street to the Sheriff's office. Entering the Sheriff's office, he saw the Sheriff sitting at his desk. Sauntering over, he said, "Hello, Sheriff." "Hello, Ed. How are you doing today?" "I'm fine. Can you tell me what is going on?" The Sheriff came out from around the desk and smiled at Ed. He said, "Let me show you something Ed." The Sheriff led Ed over to one the cells and pointed inside. He said, "John said that if you were to come by that I was supposed to show you that envelop." The Sheriff's words were the truth. Still Ed was suspicious and said, "Would you get it for me?" Shaking his head, the Sheriff answered, "Nope. John said that if you wanted to know what was going on, that you would get it." The Deputy came in and looked at Ed. Shaking his head, he said, "I've been real curious as to what that note says." Everyone was telling him the truth. He asked the Sheriff, "Are you going to lock me inside?" "Nope," replied the Sheriff. He turned and left the room. Ed went into the cell to get the letter with the Deputy. As Ed bent down to get the envelope, the deputy stepped back and closed the cell door. When Ed turned around, the deputy closed the door separating the cells from the Sheriff's office. Angry with himself for having fallen for the trick, he opened the envelope and removed the letter inside. He read it aloud, "Gotcha!" After testing the door and confirming that it was locked, he sat on the bed and thought about the extreme measures they had taken to hide whatever they were doing. They had succeeded beyond what he thought was possible. He sat back and waited to be released, somewhat amused at the situation. A couple of hours later, the door opened and John walked into the room. Leaning against the doorframe, he said, "I hear that someone was disturbing the peace." Ed looked over at John and said, "Yes, you disturbed my peace. Now get me out here and tell me what is going on." John went to the jail cell and unlocked it. Laughing, he said, "Come on, I'll buy you a couple of wimps over at Shirley's." "Are you going to tell me what is going on?" asked Ed frustrated by the lack of information about what was happening around him. John said, "Come on, I'll buy you a couple of wimps over at Shirley's." "You're not going to tell me are you?" He could tell that John wasn't telling the truth about buying him a drink. Smiling at Ed, John walked out of the room and dropped the keys on the Sheriff's desk. Turning, he waited for Ed to come shuffling out of the cell room. When Ed caught up with him, John asked, "Did you have a nice morning?" "Bah!" When they left the building, Ed stared at the street in amazement. The whole town was standing in the street shouting, "Surprise!" He took a look around the street. There were tables with food and drinks. One table had a huge pile of presents on it. A fifty-five gallon drum that had been turned into a barbecue grill was over by one of the tables piled high with steaks. A huge sign hung across the street that read, "Happy 40th Birthday, Ed Biggers." John said, "Speech!" Hitting his forehead with the palm of his hand, Ed shouted, "I forgot that it was my birthday." His announcement was greeted with laughter, as no one believed that he could possibly forget his birthday, particularly his fortieth. A number of people shouted, "The first thing to go when you get old is your memory!" Laughing at the good-natured jibe, Ed said, "I am completely surprised. My family went so far as to throw me in jail to keep me from finding out about this party." Nudging John in the ribs, he whispered, "I'll get even with you for that." To the crowd, he said, "I love this town! Where else in American can a man have the entire town turn out for his birthday? Thank you so much for coming. I can't tell you how much this means to me." Amid cheers, Ed entered the crowd getting handshakes from the men and kisses from the women. John shouted, "Time to have lunch!" As people moved around, Ed took his time heading to the food. Kelly came up to him bouncing on her toes with a great big smile on her face. Giggling, she asked, "Did you enjoy your time in jail?" Leering at her like a lecher, Ed replied, "I missed the prison babes." Kelly laughed at the memories of the games they had played while sleeping in the jail in Colorado on the occasion when John became the Grand Druid. She replied, "We couldn't find any other way to keep the secret from you." Ed asked, "Where's Beth?" "She's with Leroy, over there," she answered as she pointed across the crowd. Hugging her, he said, "I love you." Kelly glowed with happiness, but retorted, "Now that you're a dirty old man, I'm going to have to watch out for you." "Let me tell you a little secret. I've been a dirty old man ever since I met you." Kelly laughed and led him away to a crowd of his neighbors. Maria, Rosa, and Carlos were waiting to talk to him. Carlos greeted him with a handshake and said, "It's all down hill from here." "Are you speaking from experience?" Ed joked as he looked at the older man. His neighbor looked younger today than he did several years ago. Carlos laughed and said, "I have two wives to keep me young." Putting her hands on her hips in a posture of mock anger, Rosa teased, "Then why are you always saying that you're too old to handle both of us?" Backing away feigning fear, Ed said, "I'm not going to get in the middle of this!" There was a general round of laughter as Rosa and Maria bracketed him and said, "Are you sure that you don't want to be in the middle? We're really good at double teaming men." "Too late. I've been triple teamed and know my limitations," retorted Ed. He leaned over and whispered in Maria's ear, "You might want to ask Linda how to give a man a two hour long orgasm." Maria looked at Ed with wide eyes. At his nod, she looked around for a second and made straight for Linda. Ed laughed and put a hand on the shoulder of Carlos as he said, "You have become a very lucky man. You're in for a real treat now." Carlos looked at Ed and then over at Maria talking excitedly with Linda. Concerned, he asked, "What did you tell her?" "I'm not going to tell you, but when she shows you what she is learning from Linda I'm sure that you'll erect a statue of me in the center of town." "Or burn you in effigy." As Ed turned to leave, he replied, "We'll see." He headed towards other pockets of people that he knew. Joe Ortega caught up with him and said, "Ed, I need to talk to you for a minute." "Ah, Joe. It's good to see you. How's business?" "Business is great. We now have trucks working in Phoenix and most of this region of the state," replied Joe with pride. He added, "It's great seeing Dad walk through town with pride. For years he thought very little of himself and now he is a community leader." "I'm so happy for him," replied Ed. The change in the Ortega lifestyle had been radical. For years, Manuel Ortega had been the poorest man in town. Now, he was one of the richest. "I have some bad news for you," said Joe hesitantly. "Is everything all right with you and Juanita?" asked Ed with concern. He didn't want to hear that they were having marriage problems or that his evening spent with the wife had created any discord in their marriage. "Oh, things are fine between us. We're even thinking about having a child." "That's great. As a new father, I can tell you that having a child is wonderful," remarked Ed in relief. "We're moving out of your house in a month. They've just about finished building our dream house." Extending his hand, Ed said, "Congratulations. I bet you'll be happy to move into a new house." "You're not upset?" "Upset? Why would I be upset that you've done well enough for yourself to move out of that little house? Just the other day I was looking at my old house wondering why you were still living there. Since you're going to have a family, you'll really need the room," replied Ed surprised that Joe would be worried about his reaction to the news that Joe was moving up in the world. Shifting from foot to foot, Joe said, "You've been so good to our family. I was just afraid that you would take it that we didn't want you around anymore." Putting an arm around the young man's shoulders, Ed said, "Joe, I've never wanted anything more for you than success. I'm so happy that you and your father took that business to the level that you have. I hope that you guys become nationwide one day." "Nationwide?" "Sure, I'd be thinking about franchising the operation if I were you," remarked Ed as he imagined the Manuel and Son trucks running all over the country. Joe stared at Ed with his mouth open and said, "I think I need to talk to my father." "Are you going to have a house warming party?" asked Ed. "Of course, we'll be sending you an invitation." Trying to think about what kind of gift to get Joe and Juanita, Ed asked, "Can you tell me a little about your house?" "Sure. It's actually two houses. The front house is larger for Juanita and I. It has four bedrooms and a huge kitchen. The back house is for my parents. Dad is looking to retire in a couple of years." The news that Manuel was thinking about retiring was news to Ed. He asked, "Do you have a pool?" Joe shook his head and answered, "No. It just seemed to be a bit too much money. We'll do that later." "I take it that you and your father haven't given yourself a raise since your business started growing," remarked Ed. "We're putting everything into growing the business. We are taking a long term perspective on it, rather than short term." "Smart," replied Ed, deciding that he would give them a swimming pool or a Jacuzzi as a wedding present. Joe looked over at his father who was standing in line to get some food. He said, "Let me go talk to my father." "Okay." Ed watched as Joe raced to his father and pulled him from the food line. The old man looked irritated for a minute and then got very excited. The two men walked off talking to each other with a great deal of animation. Manuel was waving his arms as he talked, reminding Ed of a parody of an Italian conversation. Shirley startled him when she said, "So what did you tell them to do?" "Nothing, really. I just asked when they were going to franchise their hauling business." Shaking her head, she replied, "Nothing, really?" "Yeah." Just a couple of weeks ago, Ed had mentioned to Maria that she should open another restaurant in Phoenix since she made the best food in the state. Maria was seriously considering the suggestion. She said, "You aren't going to be satisfied until everyone in town is richer than you." Laughing at the comment, Ed replied, "Nobody is richer than me. I have two husbands, three wives, and a baby that love me." "Your husbands and wives must love to hear you talk about them like that," replied Shirley. Changing the subject, Ed said, "I can't believe that the whole town turned out for my birthday. Isn't it amazing?" "Not at all. It seems that everyone has learned how to play in this town. By the way, are you doing the Haunted House this Halloween?" The Haunted House had become one of Ed's favorite projects. He had hired a guy that made holograms to help make it very scary. The kids were going to love it. He answered, "You bet. I've arranged for all of the orphanages in the county to come visit this year. We have a couple of retirement centers coming in to play witches, too. They make great witches." Shirley laughed as she imagined the green makeup on little old ladies turning them from sweet old grannies into horrible looking witches. The natural wrinkles would give the image a legitimacy that no amount of makeup could provide. Sidney, her blind husband, played a mummy last year with quite an impact as the bandages covered his eyes, but he could still find the kids in the darkened room. She said, "Sidney enjoys that so much. He really gets into being the monster in the dark." "It's going to be incredible this year and I think Sidney will enjoy the role we've got for him this year." "I'm glad to hear that. He's been bugging me if I've heard anything about it," remarked Shirley. The only one in the family that didn't participate in the Haunted House was Mary. It was a shame, but she felt that the scars from her burns made her freak enough and that showing them in the haunted house would be painful. Ed understood her feelings, always making an offer so that she wouldn't feel left out, but never pressing the issue. This year, he planned to have people working in the background running the holograms and active displays. Smiling at Shirley, Ed added, "I even have a job for Mary this year in the Haunted House and I think she'll take it this time." "You know how she feels about this." "I know exactly how she feels about this. That's why I'm confident that she'll enjoy doing it this time," replied Ed with a knowing smile. Ed moved through the crowd, talking to one person after another - finding out what they were doing, making suggestions on things they might consider, and learning more about his neighbors. The character of the town had changed a lot from the day when he had challenged John in the bar. A third of the families in town consisted of more than two adults. Half of the other families had open marriages. There were still those that held to a conventional marriage, but their marriages tended to be based on more open dialog than ever existed before. Last year, there hadn't been a single divorce in town. Half of the graduating class from high school was headed to college. Others were stepping into family businesses or had other concrete plans. As Ed waited in line to get some food, he noticed that people talked to each other. There weren't any pushing, arguing, or nasty comments about the wait. No one tried to cut in line. If a friend came along, a person would move to the end of the line to be with them rather than squeeze the friend at the front of the line. He commented to Wanda, the owner of the flower shop, "You've got to love this town. Have you ever seen people this pleasant in a line before?" Wanda smiled at Ed and answered, "No. I never thought this town would be more accepting of a Lesbian than a big city." Ed smiled at her and whispered, "After watching my wives together, I know I don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of changing the mind of a confirmed Lesbian. I think most of the men in town know that now, too." She laughed and replied, "I think you're right. I haven't heard anyone say that one night with a real man would change my mind in ages." Leroy came over with Beth and said, "She wants you." Beth was repeating continuously, "Eh, Eh." It took just a minute for him to put on the baby sling and get Beth installed in it. She settled down and fell asleep immediately. Her hand was closed around Ed's finger. Wanda looked at the sight and said, "She definitely knows what she likes." Ed whispered, "It doesn't get any better than this." <1st attachment end> ----- ASSM Moderation System Notice------ Notice: This post has been modified from its original format. 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