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Subject: {ASSM} Song Parody:   Swinger Hell
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Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2004 19:10:04 -0400
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Parody:   Swinger Hell
Original: Garden Party (Rick Nelson)
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We went to a swinger's party to share a kiss with swingin' friends
A chance to relive fantasies and play with them again
When we got to the swinger's party, they all knew my name
But no girls there would kiss me, they all had changed the game
Yes it's all-girl now. I'm stuck in swinger hell.
The girls are all doing lesbian, so, I got to please myself.

Women cumming all around, every one was bare.
Breaking out their strap-ons, they were licking everywhere.
While up against the back wall there were all the guys
Felling used, a little bit abused, and unrecognized.
Yes it's all-girl now. I'm stuck in swinger hell.
The girls are all doing lesbian, so, I got to please myself.

Lat-dah-dah. 
Lat-n-dah-dah-dah.

Erections growing so hard. The guys were all the same.
The women didn't want us. That wasn't why they came.
I tried to find my Mary Lou, she's my wife you see.
When I found her she was underneath a group, playing games with pee.
Yes it's all-girl now. I'm stuck in swinger hell.
The girls are all doing lesbian, so, I got to please myself.

Lat-dah-dah. (Lat-dah-dah-dah)
Lat-n-dah-dah-dah.

Well I opened up a closet door and a mouth latched onto my wood.
Closing my eyes I let him take me away, just like a woman should.
So if you go to a swinger's party I wish you a lotta luck.
If the women wanna play Lesbian, then find a guy to fuck.
Yes it's all right now.  We learned our lesson well.
If girls are all doing lesbian, we gotta please ourselves.

Lat-dah-dah. (Lat-dah-dah-dah)
Lat-n-dah-dah-dah.

Yes it's all right now.  We learned our lesson well.
If girls are all doing lesbian, we gotta please ourselves.
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                 Swinger Hell
                 Qe'van =A9 2004

-- 
Qe'van the Unclothed, Bard of Nor 
http://qevan.home.comcast.net/poetry/
http://texasfilk.home.comcast.net/

... 'Didn't ask.'--Rod

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