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Subject: {ASSM} {REVIEW} The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2003, November
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Title: The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2003, November
Part: 11 of 2003
Universe: The Silver Clitorides Awards
Summary: The Silver Clitorides Awards are a monthly adjunct to the
Golden Clitorides Awards. Their object is to promote good stories
and good authors.
Keywords: Stories, Links, Awards
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The October 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Presentation:
November Silver Clitorides' Day Speech:
With Apologies to William Shakespeare
Enter the WRITER
MUSE. O that we now had here
But one ten dozen of those authors in Usenet
That do no work this month!
WRITER. What's she that wishes so?
My faithful Muse? No, my fair Muse;
If we are mark'd to publish, we are enow
To do our erotic art well; and if to be nominated,
The fewer authors, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one author more.
By Jove, I am not covetous for gold,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my site;
It yearns me not if authors my genre wear;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet honour,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my Muse, wish not an author from Usenet.
God's peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one author more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, Muse, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this art,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not publish in that author's company
That fears their fellowship to publish with us.
This month is call'd the month of November.
He that nomineed this month, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this month is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of November.
She that shall finalist this month, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast her neighbours,
And say Next month is November.'
Then will she boot her PC and show her stories,
And say These words I had on November's days.'
Old authors forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But she'll remember, with advantages,
What feats she did that month. Then shall our names,
Familiar in her mouth as household words-
Smilodon the Extinct, Anais Ninja and Night Wolf,
Frank Downey and Girl Friday, Mat Twassel and Scipio-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good author teach her child;
And Crisp November shall ne'er go by,
From this month to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of siblings;
For they this month that pens their words with me
Shall be my sib; be they ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle their condition;
Make them a member of the writer's guild,
even if they are a dabbler.
And gentlepersons in Usenet now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their copywrites cheap whiles any speaks
That wrote with us upon November's month.
(The generator recently affixed to Master Shakespeare's coffin is
reportedly supplying all of London. Indeed, they needs must step
down the voltage and frequency, he spins so in his grave.)
Once more into the britches, dear friends...
The winner of the Silver Clitorides Award for the best story of the
month of December, 2003 is Naked in School: Bobby and Kathy by Night
Wolf. Congratulations, Wolf, and well done to all the nominees and
finalists!
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The October 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Nominees and Finalists.
Story Author Status
================================= ==================== =======
Ahead of the Game Night Wolf Nominee
http://www.ewpub.org/
Cone of Silence Number 6 Nominee
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/cone.html
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/number_6/www/
Friends and Lovers Girl Friday Finalist
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Girl_Friday/www/stories/friends.html
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Girl_Friday/www/
Geek Goddess Trybble Finalist
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Trybble/www/GeekGoddess/
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Trybble/www/
How I Spent My Summer Vacation Rogue Writer Nominee
http://assm1.asstr-mirror.org/cgi-bin/field_search.cgi?search=How+I+Spent+My+Summer+V
acation+By+Carol+Hitchcock&index=subject&submit=Search
67. Jack and Jill Study the FAQ--!, @, o, * Mat Twassel Nominee
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/twassel/www/BSFSF.htm
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/twassel/www/
Jimmy Bot and Me Anais Ninja Nominee
http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2003/45623
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/anais_ninja/www/
John Carter part 3 Lazlo Zalezac Nominee
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Lazlo_Zalezac/www/stories.html
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Lazlo_Zalezac/www/
Like Father Like Son Smilodon Finalist
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/SM/wwwilodon/LFLS_prolog.htm
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/SM/wwwilodon/
Meeting A Deaf Submissive Tendal Braxis Nominee
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/storyguy/www/tb3.html
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/storyguy/www/
Naked in School: Bobby and Kathy Night Wolf Winner
http://www.ewpub.org/scripts2/libraryframes.php?auth=nw2&story=nisbk
http://www.ewpub.org/
Priceless Nick Scipio Nominee
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/scipio/www/ShortStories/Priceless1.htm
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/scipio/www/
RP III Julian D'Angelos Nominee
http://www.geocities.com/lightnin_85/exp20.html
http://www.geocities.com/lightnin_85/
Samantha's Secret Frank Downey Nominee
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Frank_Downey/www/samantha.htm
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Frank_Downey/www/
School Daze Sassy Nominee
http://storiesonline.net
Twice Lucky Joe J Finalist
http://storiesonline.net
Valley of the Centaurs Michaelmt1 Nominee
http://storiesonline.net
Who Do I Love Thee? Lessa and Takara Soong Finalist
http://datalorefiction.net/whodoIlovethee.htm#Chapter%20One
http://datalorefiction.net/home.htm
Wilderness Ordeal Luckier Dog Nominee
http://storiesonline.net
You Dance Frank Downey Nominee
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Frank_Downey/www/youdance.htm
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Frank_Downey/www/
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