Message-ID: <45626asstr$1069999807@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: <mmtwassel@aol.com> From: mmtwassel@aol.com (mat twassel) X-Original-Message-ID: <20031127204932.20183.00001198@mb-m04.aol.com> X-Spam-Level: Level X-Spamscanner: mailbox3.ucsd.edu (v1.4 Oct 30 2003 22:20:52, 0.2/5.0 2.60) X-MailScanner: PASSED (v1.2.8 21476 hAS1o7vk026558 mailbox3.ucsd.edu) X-ASSTR-Original-Date: 28 Nov 2003 01:49:32 GMT Subject: {ASSM} [BSFSF] Mat's Dictionary by Mat Twassel Date: Fri, 28 Nov 2003 01:10:07 -0500 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2003/45626> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: hecate, gill-bates Mat's Dictionary Even the unabridged dictionaries in those days didn't have fuck or cunt. What's a boy to do--the Cyclopean blur and burn and burst of sex everywhere? Settle for vulva and clitoris and mons veneris, of course, which leads to penis and labia and ordinary intercourse. Mat made sure to cut short his study long enough before the final bell that his erection (see also priapism) might subside: Living down a girlish giggle was worse than never knowing orgasm. Sometimes the y's worked: yttrium, yucca, yufts, and yunx. Safer to simply slap the book shut. There! Alas, after class Laura's lovely eyes undid him instantly. Her wry smile, more than a million white-hot sex-words, seized his shame and stoked it shamelessly. "Say," she said, "wanna come over tonight and study for the test or something?" The study started slow: lily, limb, limber, limbo--a retreat where things are consigned to oblivion. Then Laura took things into her own hands. "Oh, Mat," she whispered. "It's so big!" After that, no more words were needed. ===== Mat's Dictionary by Mat Twassel 2003 Bradley Stoke Flash Stroke Festival This is my final story for this year's BSFSF. I hope you've enjoyed the festival as much as I have. You can go to asstr-mirror.org and do an ASSM Search for BSFSF to find all the stories, or for the Festival FAQ and Index go to the website: http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/twassel/BSFSF.htm Desdmona's Erotica Fiction workshop at http://www.desdmona.com/fishtank.asp -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ------ send stories to: <ckought69@hotmail.com>| | FAQ: <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/faq.html> Moderators: <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |ASSM Archive at <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org> Hosted by <http://www.asstr-mirror.org> | |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d; look for subject {ASSD}| +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+