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Subject: {ASSM} {REVIEW} The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2003, October
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Title: The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2003, October
Part: 10 of 2003
Universe: The Silver Clitorides Awards
Summary: The Silver Clitorides Awards are a monthly adjunct to the
Golden Clitorides Awards. Their object is to promote good stories
and good authors.
Keywords: Stories, Links, Awards
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The October 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Presentation:
Don't stop me if you've heard this one...
An Epic Romanticist, a Serial Hedonist, and a Short Story Writer walk into a
bar...
The bartender says, "What'll it be?" The first author replies, "I'll have a
Tankard of Tolstoi, and keep it coming."
The second says "A Stein of Dostoevski and don't let it run dry."
The third writer says, "A shot. Something... not sweet. Set it up."
The bartender sets up the drinks. "You're that guy who has a 143 chapter
romance novel with dozens and dozens of characters--in progress--aren't you?"
The first author nods happily. "And lots of novelettes while I'm waiting for
inspiration."
The bartender nods back, and turns to the second. "You have that four-book
serial series going with dozens and dozens of characters, about half-done."
The second author smiles and acknowledges this, happy to have found yet
another fan. "It contains romance, but it's really more of a 'coming of age'
story."
The bartender looks down at the third writer.
"You're the one who writes about a few characters, and finishes them."
"They had it coming."
"I meant the stories." She flashed a smile.
"So, what do the three of you have in common?"
The Winners of the Silver Clitorides Awards for Best Story of the month for
October, 2003 are Curse of the Bambino by Frank Downey, Summer Camp Book 2: Gina
by Nick Scipio and White Stucco Walls by Alexis Siefert. Congratulations
Nick, Frank, and Alexis. And congratulations and well done to all the nominees and
finalists.
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The October 2003 Silver Clitorides Awards Nominees and Finalists.
Story Author Status
================================= ==================== =======
A Cat's Tale Catmandu99 Nominee
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Frank_Downey/www/catstale.html
Cammie Sue RealLifeDragon Finalist
http://www.storiesonline.net/
Curse of the Bambino Frank Downey Winner
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Frank_Downey/www/storyindex.htm
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Frank_Downey/www/
Silver Blade Selena Jardine Finalist
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/Selena__35.htm
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/
Sly And Nam PlanetDweller Nominee
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/PlanetDweller/www/SlyAndNam.html
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/PlanetDweller/www/
Summer Camp Book 2: Gina Nick Scipio Winner
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/scipio/www/SummerCamp2/SummerCamp_Book2.htm
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/scipio/www/
The Birthday Gift Girl Friday Nominee
http://asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Girl_Friday/www/stories/birthday.html
http://asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Girl_Friday/www/
The Distance Between Frank Downey and
Girl Friday Nominee
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Girl_Friday/www/stories/distance.html
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Girl_Friday/www/
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Frank_Downey/www/
The Morning I Had A New Penis Sydney Lauren Beier Nominee
http://www.cleansheets.com/exotica/beier_10.01.03.shtml
Under The Bed Vulgar Argot Nominee
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/VulgarArgot/underbed.html
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/VulgarArgot/
White Stucco Walls Alexis Siefert Winner
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Alexis_S/www/Alexis__34.htm
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Alexis_S/www/
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