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From: H Ludens <hludens14@yahoo.com>
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Subject: {ASSM} Jocko First (pseudoflash)
Date: Thu, 21 Aug 2003 08:10:02 -0400
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Jocko's First (psuedoflash)
Hludens
(Apologies to Kenneth Patchen for resemblances to "The Murder of
Two Men by A Young Kid Wearing Lemon-Colored Gloves")
But first this:
DISCLAIMER:
This is a "copyrighted" "creative endeavor" and the
"intellectual" property of the "author". Any reposting or
reproduction is strictly prohibited without the express written
permission of the author, or the persona, damn his thieving hide.
(C)2003, HLudens.
This story may or may not contain possibly exaggerated depictions
and/or descriptions of sex, including possibly perfunctory and
boring sex between family members utilizing the "missionary
position", but not inclusive thereof, nor exclusive and may
suggest things you might not want to discuss with --or try out on
-- your sister or mother. Or father or brother, for that matter.
It is intended for adults, namely usually but not exclusively
"big people" over the age of 18 with a valid state ID card only,
alcohol and drug free. Do not operate heavy machinery while
reading this material. May cause dizziness flatulence or
shortness of breath. If you are offended by the prospect of
reading material of this nature, are under the legal age in your
location to read this material, or it is illegal for you to
possess this, or if it does not meet community standards in your
neighborhood, or if you think Mr. Ashcroft's minions will
gitchoo, go no further.
Sir, or madame as the case may be, step away from the computer.
Hie thee to a nunnery.
The rest follows at the end of this "creative endeavor."
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969
Aw jeez, Jock thinks. Umm. Ah.
There?
No. No. Not _there_!
There?
I think so.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
(oh)
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait. Wait. Wait.
Wait.
(Jeez!)
Wait.
Wait.
(uh?) (uh?)
(shit!) (shit!)
Waaaaaaiiiiiiiit.
awwwwwww now!
(um)
Didja come?
Umm, ya. I think so.
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969
DISCLAIMER:
This is a "copyrighted" "creative endeavor" and the
"intellectual" property of the "author". Any reposting or
reproduction is strictly prohibited without the express written
permission of the author, or the persona, damn his thieving hide.
(C)2003, HLudens.
The contents of this story are figments of the imagination
belonging to the persona, HLudens, and as such are in toto
fictitious, factitious & any similarity to persons living or dead
or residing amongst the undead (and pleading for more cop brains,
perish the thought) is purely coincidental.
The author does not solicit effusive praise or rabid condemnation
& may or may not be contacted at hludens@yahoohoo.com
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