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Subject: {ASSM} The Sex Adventures of Hairy Potter; Hagrid and Hermione (Fantasy, Parody, M/f, mdom, teen, oral, no sex)
Date: Sun, 13 Jul 2003 20:10:02 -0400
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I'd love to hear comments on this piece. This short was a first
attempt at a parody story for me, and my first post here, after
lurking for over five years. This piece was whipped up quickly, and
isn't perfect. For any fans of the series that this parody derived
from-I apologize for my piss-poor Hagrid accent. :)

PornThief
porn_thief@hotmail.com

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The Sex Adventures of Hairy Potter (Fantasy, Parody, M/f, mdom, teen,
oral, no sex)

Hagrid and Hermione

"Next time you come to my class, Mr. Potter, remember that the subject
is Potions," chided professor Snape, in his usual smugly sarcastic
tone. As always, when Snape put down Hairy, the slytherins in
attendance began to snigger. Hairy shook his head and slowly departed
with the rest of the class, into the gloomy dungeon halls. Ron and
Hermione slowed, once they exited the classroom, waiting for Hairy.

"Nice Potter, maybe next time you can make some whipped cream to go
with your Jello," Malfoy retorted as he and his goons walked past.

"Don't pay attention to that git, Hairy." Ron patted him on the back,
reassuringly.

"What happened, Hairy?" Asked Hermione.

"I don't know. I just can't seem to concentrate, lately." Hairy
reached up and rubbed his scar.

"Is it hurting again?" Hermione asked quietly, making sure there
wasn't anyone around to overhear.

"What? Oh, no...I just, uh, was thinking." Harry wasn't sure why he
lied about it, but he supposed that he just didn't want to have his
friends worry about him. "Hey, why don't we go see what Hagrid's up
to?"

Ron and Hermione agreed, and all three went up out of the dungeon and
trekked across the grounds to the small gamekeeper's hovel. Ron
knocked on the thick wooden door three times, and they stood waiting.
They waited expectantly for a minute, and decided to knock again.

After a few more minutes had passed, the door opened and Hagrid looked
down at them. "Ah, it's you three. I thought I heard sum'thin'.
Where's me manners? Come in, come in!" Hagrid stepped aside to let
Hermione, Ron, and Hairy inside, before closing the door behind them.
Ron looked around, searching for something.

"Hey Hagrid, where's the dog?"

"Oh, he's out back, having a bit of fresh air." Hagrid looked down at
Hermione. "Yer' growin' up into a beautiful lass, 'ermione!"

"Thanks...Hagrid." Hermione blushed slightly and sat down at Hagrid's
large table.

"So, what brings you three out to my humble abode? Nothin' serious, I
hope," muttered Hagrid, as he fiddled with something on his shelf and
then took a seat at his table, as well.

"Snape was having a go at Hairy again," said Ron. "He likes to put
Hairy down, every chance he bloody gets!"

"Snape do come off a bit rough 'round the edges, now-and-then, but
he's still a good professor." Hagrid looked over at his fireplace.
"Oh, that reminds me! 'Ermione, do ya' happen to know the jinx that
protects rugs from stainin'? I have some surprises for the next care
o' magical creatures class, but they're a bit messy."

"I do. It's called the Stainus-impervious jinx. Ron and Hairy would
know it too, if they had paid attention during class," proclaimed
Hermione, lifting her chin up slightly, and taking on that
'know-it-all' expression.

"Oh brother," muttered Ron. Before Hermione could respond, he checked
his wrist, "Right, well...I promised Fred and George I'd help them
with something, so I'm going to head back. Bye Hagrid!" Ron nudged
Hairy in the ribs.

"I forgot I had to go polish my broom up, before the next quidditch
practice. Bye Hagrid!"

"I'll catch up with you two later," said Hermione.

When Ron and Hairy had closed the door behind them, she turned back to
Hagrid. "Okay, now where is that rug that you need-OW!" Hermione
lifted her robes up to her knees and looked down to see a tiny glowing
creature flit away from her leg, where it had bitten her. Hermione
looked at the little bite, which had hurt, but was now feeling warm
and pleasant. She looked up to see Hagrid catch the little creature in
a jar, and seal it tightly.

"Oh good, you caught it, Hagrid. Whatever that was, it bit my leg, "
said Hermione, as she pointed to the little pock-mark.

"I better take a look-see, " Hagrid said under his breath, as he came
over, bent down and gently held Hermione's leg in his large hands. Her
leg looked incredibly small in his humongous hands.

"Ooh!" She jerked slightly at his touch, and then looked confused as
to why she had just done that. "What are you doing, Hagrid?"

Hagrid was gently massaging her leg, around the bite that was near her
knee, on her inner thigh. "I'm makin' sure the venom is properly
dispersed, so that it has a chance to work."

"YOU WHAT!?"

"See, ya' have to rub it in, so that it has a chance to take effect.
The bite of an erotisect needs to be massaged in, to fully take
effect." Hagrid continued to rub her thigh, gently.

"An erot-OH NO! Hagrid, no!"

"I see by yer' expression that ya' know what the erotisect is. Do ya'
know what its bite does, lass?"

"I r-read it in the library, once. The erotisect only bites females.
The bite causes heightened s-sexual arousal, and...and...," Hermione
trailed off, her cheeks turning red.

"Tha's right, lass. It causes amazin' pleasure, lowers the victim's
inhibitions, an' makes her-"

"Obey any command given by a man," Hermione finished lamely, looking
scared.  "Hagrid, please let me go, I have to- " Hermione struggled to
get up.

Hagrid pushed her gently back into the chair. "You canna' leave yet,
'Ermione. Don't forget the best part o' the erotisect's bite." Hagrid
looked at her, expectantly. Hermione sat there, looking defeated. She
couldn't leave, and she was feeling really warm and starting to feel
turned on. She knew the venom had now infected her.

"There's no cure for the bite of the erotisect, which is why it is
illegal to have them. If Dumbledore finds ou-"

"He won't be findin' out, because you won't be telling anyone abou'
this, right lass?" Hagrid waited for Hermione to nod before
continuing. "Now, ya' know there's no cure for the effects of the
bite, but ya' can temporarily relieve 'em. Did ya' read how that's
done, 'ermione?" Hermione looked up at Hagrid, turning a deeper shade
of red. "Ah, I see you've read that part, then? Well, out with it! How
do ya' relieve the effects of the bite for a short time?"

"You...I...The victim of the b-bite can only relieve the effects of
the erotisect bite by...by,,,contact with the s-seed of a man."
Hermione looked down, shyly, and realized a moment later that she was
staring at Hagrid's crotch. She noticed that he was starting to form a
tent in his pants. "Ooh!" The moment she thought about Hagrid in that
way, she became so turned on that she squirmed in the chair, rubbing
her legs together automatically.

"Oh, what's this now? It's taking hold faster than I thought it would.
That's jus' the beginnin' of the arousal. It will get ta' be so bad
that ya' canna' think straight, an' you'll crave nothin' more than a
man's seed." Hagrid reached out and rubbed between Hermione's legs,
through her robe. Just one of his fingers covered her whole womanhood.
Hagrid could feel the moist heat coming from her pussy.

Hermione held on to Hagrid's huge arm and started to grind herself
against his huge fingers. Hagrid pulled his arm away, slowly.

"No, no, no! Hagrid, please! I need it. It's on fire!"

"Well lass, rubbin' you down there won't do a bit o' good to relieve
the feelin'; it'll just be makin' it worse for ya'.  There's only one
thing that'll satisfy those feelins'."

"But Hagrid, I don't know if I can-" Hermione looked down at Hagrid's
obvious tent now. The more she looked at it, the worse she needed it.
She'd read a lot of books about sex, and she knew what a man's penis
looked like, but she hadn't ever read anything about a half-giant's
cock. She knew, just by looking at it, that it was incredibly
large-maybe two feet or more.  She was hit with a wave of unsatisfied
pleasure that caused her to gasp.

"Well, what are ya' waitin' for?" Hagrid looked down at the cute
little Hermione, smiling through his beard. "Take out me cock and
stroke it, lass."

Hermione simultaneously gasped and reached out for Hagrid's pants. The
gasp had been caused by hearing Hagrid actually talking dirty. She had
never heard him talk like that, but she decided she liked it. She also
decided that she liked being told what to do. 

Her little fingers fumbled with the large button on Hagrid's pants.
Hagrid got impatient after a moment, and reached down to undo it for
her. Hermione, now with a free hand, pulled up her robes higher, and
started rubbing her pussy through her panties, furiously. The crotch
of her white panties were soaked through with her wetness. She had
played with herself a few times before, but had never been wet like
this. She moaned out of frustration, as she watched Hagrid finish
opening his pants and yank them down slightly.

Hermione reached out quickly, and with both hands, pulled the rest of
Hagrid's huge cock out of his pants. She felt it throb in her hands.
It was huge and was sticking out so far that it almost poked her in
the face.

"Oh Hagrid," muttered Hermione. Her brown eyes looked at his entire
length. Both of her little hands wrapped around the middle of his
shaft, and her fingers didn't even touch. She started stroking slowly.
She noticed pre-cum oozing from the tip of his huge member.

"Thas' it 'ermione. You're doin' just fine. Try placin' yer mouth on
the tip there, and givin' it a little suck?"
 
Hermione obeyed, opening her mouth and slowly placing he tip in. She
tasted the dollop of pre-cum on her tongue and it made the intense
feelings double. She jerked as a sharp wave of pleasure traveled
through her body. Her nipples were hard and she forced more of the tip
in her mouth. The head was so large that she was having problems
fitting it all in her mouth. She looked up at Hagrid and sucked on his
cock-head with her mouth. 

"MMMMmmmmmmf!" Hermione could only moan as the feelings became even
worse. She started to stroke faster and suck harder on it, knowing
that soon she would have what she needed to stop the uncontrollable
urges she was having.

"'Ermione, lass...ooh yes! Why don't ya' try lickin' me balls a bit.
Y'know, if ya' do it well enough, it might make me cum faster. You'd
like that, wouldn't ya'?"

Hermione nodded, and took her mouth off of the tip of his cock. She
leaned down and cupped Hagrid's huge balls in her hands. They must
have been the size of baseballs, and they felt so hot in her hands.
She started licking them, timidly. After she had licked them all over,
she started sucking on them.

"Oh yeah, 'ermione. That's good. Yer little schoolgirl mouth feels so
good! It took me a long time to plan this out, but it looks to have
all paid off, hasn't it? I've always been wantin' you to do this. Are
you enjoying yourself, lass?"

"Mmmm, yes. I need your see-c-cum Hagrid. Please, give me your cum, I
can't take it anymore!" Hermione didn't care about anything anymore;
she just wanted satisfaction and relief from the mind numbing pleasure
she was feeling.

"Y'know what would help me, lass?" Hagrid reached down and felt
Hermione's little b-cup breasts through her robe. He could feel her
hard little nipples poking through the fabric. He noticed that she
wasn't wearing a bra. He stuck his fingers under the neckline of her
robe and ripped it apart, effortlessly. Hagrid pulled the robe down to
her waist and stared lustfully at her little breasts.  She had tan
areolas that fit her breasts perfectly, and hard little nipples poking
out from the center. He pinched them between his meaty fingers and
smiled as she jerked in pleasure. Pinching her nipples caused her to
stroke faster on his huge shaft.

"May I suck your cock again, Hagrid...please?" Hermione looked up at
Hagrid desperately.

"I s'pose ya' can. Go ahead then, 'ermione, make me cum."

Hermione put her mouth back on the tip of Hagrid's cock and started
sucking for all she was worth. Her arms were burning with the effort
of the stroking she'd been doing, but she ignored it. All she could
think about was his cum. She needed it so badly.

"Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm."

Hagrid grabbed Hermione's wild brown hair in his hands and forced more
of his cock-head into her mouth. She still hadn't gotten her little
mouth around the whole tip. She squealed as he forced more of it into
her mouth, and he could feel her tongue running wildly against him.

"Yer' know-it-all little face is gettin' a right buggering from my
giant's cock! One of the special things 'bout giants, is that we have
an amazin' amount of cum. Are ya' sure you're ready for that,
'ermione?"

"Mmfff mffhf!" Hermione nodded and sucked harder. She was rubbing her
legs together furiously and felt so close to being satisfied. She knew
she needed one thing to have ultimate pleasure. Hagrid seemed eager to
oblige.

"Oh, little 'ermione, I think yer' goin' to get what ya' want, in a
moment. Oh yes, lass. Keep at it! Here it comes!"

Hermione bobbed her head rapidly, in time with her two-hand stroking.
She started mewling and groaning excitedly around his huge dick,
eagerly awaiting her prize.

Hagrid's cock became stiff in Hermione's hands and she knew what was
going to happen next, but she didn't realize how unprepared she was.

"ARGHhhh!" Hagrid grunted and jerked as he felt the first blast of cum
erupt from his cock, straight into hermione's sweet little mouth.

Hermione felt Hagrid's hot cum shoot to the back of her throat. The
first blast lasted a couple seconds straight, and caused her to
swallow reflexively. Upon tasting it, she went wild and sucked harder,
trying to swallow it all. The second blast of cum, which lasted as
long as the first, caused her to choke on the quantity. Cum gushed out
of the corners of her mouth and she couldn't help but pull away from
it, to swallow. As soon as she had pulled away, another blast shot out
of the tip and literally hosed her entire face. The constant stream of
cum covered her hair, face, and dripped down her chest. She felt an
explosion between her legs and jerked and moaned loudly as a huge
orgasm hit her. Cum continued to blast out of Hagrid's cock, splashing
against her chest and drenching her little tits. She placed her mouth
back on the tip and got another blast of cum in her mouth, that lasted
three or four seconds.

"AGHHhhh!" Hagrid jerked again and another blast shot out, half in
Hermione's mouth, and the rest on her face. Hermione continued to jerk
in her ongoing orgasm. Another blast came out, lasting much shorter
than the last. Another came out, drenching her once more, before it
trickled off.

She was completely soaked in hot, sticky cum and she was feeling
almost normal again, except for the pulsing from her huge orgasm. She
finally felt satisfied. Hagrid was panting heavily.

"Oh, 'ermione...that was great. Ya' did a good job."

Hermione spluttered, keeping her eyes closed, so as not to have cum
get in them. She wiped her eyes and looked down at herself, amazed.
She didn't feel guilty at all. She felt warm, and her intense desires
were sated.

"Mmmm, Hagrid. Thank you for helping me."

"Yer' quite welcome, lass. Y'know, you'll experience these feelings
every day from now on, but ya' know how to fix it. Yer' welcome here
any time that ya' need it, love. Now, clean up and get back to school.
Remember, don't tell anyone abou' this."

Hermione licked around her mouth, just to taste more of the cum, and
then pulled out her wand and chanted a spell to make it all vanish off
of her clothes, skin, and hair. She waved her wand once more and
performed a mending spell on her torn robe. Hagrid had laid down on
his bed and was already snoring as Hermione left his hut quietly.

Hermione thought about her situation as she walked across the grounds
back to Hogwart's. She knew she'd never be cured of the bite, but she
could do one thing-she could find someone to relieve her the next time
the feelings came back. Who to choose...

To be continued?

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