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Subject: {ASSM} Sex Monsters From Earth by Alecia D (Easter Humor  M/Bunny Rape Bunny/Bunny Rom Bunny Gangbang)
Date: Sat, 19 Apr 2003 05:10:05 -0400
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Sex Monster From Earth

By Alecia D <aleciad@katie-mcnNOSPAM.com>

(c) Copyright 2002, Alecia D


Thunk!

I got the big bastard and if it turns out to be female, I'll be
rich.

Last Easter I made an interesting discovery.  There really is an
Easter Bunny.  In fact there are thousands of 'em.  Yep, when I
thought about it, it had to be.  No way one Easter Bunny could
get around to see every kid in the world so I figured there had
to be one hell of a lot of them suckers.

Me and my old beagle was hunting squirrel in the back 40.  We
hadn't seen shit all day and just about figured on givin' up
when we heard a crashin' in the underbrush.  I figured it might
be a dear or a boar, and was looking forward to a big meal.  My
dog just went crazy and took off like greased lightnin' to flush
it out.  Course I went right after him with my huntin' rifle
ready to go.

Dang, almost filled my pants when I broke into a clearin' and
found myself face to face with a six foot rabbit.  I was too
close to shoot so I hit the sucker on the head with my over and
under and knocked it flat on its ass.

At first I figured I was gonna have rabbit stew for a month
until I notice the sucker was wearin' a back back.  No shit and
the damn thing was full of candy.  I hit the mother load.  The
fuckin' Easter Bunny.  First thing that crossed my mind was
sellin' pictures to one of them tabloid magazines or maybe even
holdin' the big bunny for ransom.  Shit, Hugh Hefner could be
interested in somethin' like this and maybe he'd fix me up with
one of them model girls.

Well, it took me awhile to drag the bunny back to my place.
Damn thing had to weigh 300 pounds if he weighed an ounce.
Finally made it home and threw him into one of the empty dog
kennels before sittin' down to have a couple a slugs of mountain
dew.

While I was sippin' my home brew it occurred to me there had to
be a lot these suckers and I could make my fortune if I got
myself a breedin' pair.

"Excuse me, sir.  How long do you intend on keeping me in this
filthy enclosure?"

At first I thought it was the whiskey talkin' but then I noticed
the big bunny was standing up and lookin' at me through the
bars.  This is even better.  A talkin' rabbit's got to be worth
a shit load of money and since I had the only one in the world,
well, I was gonna be a rich man soon.

"Hello there rabbit.  My name is Gadsden and what do your
friends call you?"

"The name's Fuzzy and I really wish you could do something about
the smell.  When was the last time you fumigated this dump?
Smells like something died and got buried under all the trash."

I just ignored that comment since it was no business of his how
I did my house keepin'.

"What the hell were you doin' out there in the woods, Fuzzy?"

"Once a year we clean out all the garbage from our warren.  We
found that the young members of your species seem to enjoy
eating it." He gagged some after saying that and took some time
to get composed.  "We do our part for ecology and leave our
garbage where your little ones will find it."

"No shit.  You rabbits figure candy is garbage? Well I'll be.
Where do you get all that garbage from, if I might ask."

"I think it's common knowledge that rabbits are very sexual
beings.  In fact we try to fuck every day if we can." Damn thing
got a boner when he was talkin' and didn't even try to cover it
up.  "Females usually get pregnant, but if they don't then every
28 days they have their period and so the garbage."

"No shit, Fuzzy.  Those rabbit girls bleed candy when they have
their period? I'll be gosh darned.  Never did hear anything as
strange as that."

It made a lot of sense, though, when I had a chance to think
about it.  How else would rabbits end up with enough candy to
satisfy all the kids in the world? A lot of things were fallin'
into place and I figured I'm the guy who could take advantage of
'em.

___


I was kind of gettin' used to having that rabbit around.  Damn
smart animal and one hell of a domino player.  Bout the only
complaint I had was all his whinin' about not gettin' laid.
Shit.  He never did seem to stop with that one.  I guess I
should of been bothered by him fuckin' that head of cabbage all
the time, but what was he supposed to do? It wasn't that manly
to give himself hand jobs.

Well as Easter came round again, I figured to kill two birds
with one stone.  I was fixin' to get me a female Easter Bunny
for Fuzzy to fool around with and then see if I could raise me a
bunch of Easter Bunnies for sale.  I could think of so many uses
and figured I'd be rolling in cash in no time.

First off, I scattered a bunch of toys and crap around the back
yard.  Made it look like a passel a kids had to be livin' here.
Fixed up a huntin' blind on the roof cause I didn't figure no
rabbits would be smart enough to know what it was as long as I
didn't make no noise and sprayed myself with rabbit odor.

I'd been sittin' in the blind since midnight and hadn't seen a
thing when I heard some sounds comin' from the trees in the back
yard.

Thump, thump, thump.

Hell yes, I knew what that sound was and got my tranquilizer gun
ready to go.  That big sucker come crashin' through the bush and
hippity hopped right into my back yard.  Easy as could be.  I
drew a bead on the big old rabbit and got it with one shot.

Me and the dog climbed out of the blind and ran on over to the
sleepin' body.  Turned out to be a female all right.  Just what
I wanted and a good sized one to boot.  Figured she was about
five foot seven and maybe a hundred and seventeen pounds.  Nice
shaped critter, too.

I got to thinkin' that I hadn't had any sex since my sheep got
away a couple months ago and I was pretty horney.  Shit, these
rabbits fucked like bunnies anyhow so probably wouldn't hurt if
I got me a piece of her fluffy tail.

My cock must of had the same idea cause it was tryin' to bust
out of my pants.  I finally got my great big old dick out of my
jeans and searched around for some place to stick it in.

Dang, her pussy was as tight as could be.  I hadn't felt
anything that good since my six year old sister seduced me back
in '83.  I decided to give her the royal treatment and held off
for ninety seconds before shootin' my load into her wet pussy.
Shit.  I bet it would even be better if she wasn't passed out.

While I was thinking how good it was, I noticed my dick was
gettin' hard again.  Well, no use deprivin' myself so I rolled
her over and got her ass pointin' up in the air.  When I got her
butt cheeks spread real good, I found that little pink spot and
kinda jammed my cock right into her sweet asshold.  Could of
hurt her I guess but shit a female expects that sort of thing
and I knew it probably didn't bother her all that much.

After I finished having my time with that darlin' angel, I
dragged her body back to my place.  I figured I'd just keep
quiet about fuckin' her and stuff seein' as how Fuzzy might get
pissed off and all.  Course he'd be so happy to see a piece of
ass that he might not even notice she was damaged goods.

"Look what I got ya here, Fuzzy boy."

"What a babe, Gadsden.  Where did you find her?"

He sure was happy when I threw her body into the cage.  I was
kind of surprised that he didn't just jump her bones right then,
but I guess rabbits aren't all that civilized and stuff.  It
didn't take long before she came to and notice she wasn't
deliverin' candy no more.

"Hello sweetie.  You're about the finest looking bunny I've ever
seen.  What's your name, honey?"

"Well, my name is Flufferette, but my friends all call me
Fluffy, big boy."

I don't know where Fuzzy found that silk smoking jacket, ascot
and bottle of Chardonnay.  That boy sure enough had a way with
the women and had her eatin' out of his hand in no time.  I
liked his style and figured I might be given' it a try next time
my sister was over.  Shit.  Fluffy was givin' him a blow job and
he didn't even have to threaten to kill her or anything.

That was just the start of things.  It got a lot better as time
went by and I was really gettin' used to havin' them rabbits
around.  Seems as though they were into group sex and swappin'
so it was no problem for me to get piece every now and them.
That Fluffy girl sure enough could give good head and seemed to
like takin' it up the ass real fine.  Just about everything I
ever wanted and then some.

Should a figured that good things would come to an end way too
soon.  I came back from huntin' a few days after the babies was
born and all I could figure was that one of them babies slipped
through the bars and somehow opened the cage.  Every damn one of
them rabbits had high tailed it out of there and was gone
without a trace.  Damn dog was still sleepin' and didn't know
shit happened.  Never did find out where them suckers went.
Just flat out got away.  All I found in the cage was some
tasteless marshmallow and stale
chocolate bunnies.  Figure they was sendin' me a message.

___


So ya see Junior, that's why the Easter Bunny never does come to
any house with rusted out cars parked in the front yard.  Figure
you're just gonna have to wait till you grow up and then you can
catch a couple of them bunnies for yer own self.  In the
meantime why don't you all sneak into the back yard of one of
them rich folks and see what you can do about getting some candy
for us?


The End


Let me know what you think of my story .  .  .

Alecia D <aleciad@katie-mcnNOSPAM.com>


Read more of my stories at Katie's website .  .  .

www.katie-mcn.com

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