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Subject: {ASSM} {REVIEW} The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2002, March
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Title: The Silver Clitorides Awards, 2002, March
Part: 3 of 2002
Universe: The Silver Clitorides Awards
Summary: The Silver Clitorides Awards are a monthly adjunct to the
Golden Clitorides Awards. Their object is to promote good stories
and good authors.
Keywords: Stories, Links, Awards
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The March 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards Presentation:
"Is he still in there counting votes?" Gary's Muse's Sockpuppet
has never been known for his patience.
"Yes," Gary's Muse replies. "You must admit, a four-way tie
would be a most unusual occurrence."
Sockpuppet snorts. "I doubt he can count past twenty-one,
anyway. Twenty-two if he uses his nose."
"Sockpuppet!" Muse laughs despite herself. "He's just trying to
be thorough. He tried a form-mail voting system for the first
time, and it had... bugs."
"What kind of bugs?" Sockpuppet looks around anxiously for
silverfish and moths.
Muse just rolls her eyes. "Not those kind! The kind where you
have to tell the CGI script the correct address to send the votes
to. Besides, you're not afraid of a few insects, are you?"
"Never say 'frayed' to a sockpuppet," Sockpuppet shudders.
The door to the secret vote-counting room opens, making the sound
of a flushing toilet more audible. Gary emerges, bleary-eyed.
"Is it still a four-way tie?" Muse and her Sockpuppet ask
together.
He shakes his weary head. "No. Once the votes sent by the form
to my main screen name - let's call them 'absentee ballots' -
were added in, it came down to just two."
"Just two?"
"Yeah. Giggling by Nicholas Urfé and A Garden Called You by Jamie
Joy Gatto." He yawns. "Anyway, here's what we'll do this month -
we'll invite all the authors and fans to a cheese and wine
tasting."
"The Ripple or the Boone's Farm?" asks Sockpuppet.
"That's not important. Anyway, we'll pick up some Zinfandel or a
nice Mogen David. Where was I? Oh yeah, wine and cheese. After
we get everybody's cheeks all rosy, I'll make a toast to the
winners..."
"To Brie or not to Brie..."
"Enough with the cheesey remarks," Muse cuts in. "Gary, do you
realize..."
"I'll say something really swave about their style and class,"
Gary continues.
"...that you've already..."
"I'll mention what a wonderful crop of stories they competed
against."
"...announced them?" Muse finally finishes.
"I'll thank them for their... I what?" Gary looks puzzled.
"Read back to the twelfth paragraph. You already announced the
winners."
Gary reads. His face turns its favorite shade.
Muse pats his dejected back. "You can still congratulate the
winners, you know."
Sigh. "Congratulations, Nick. Congratulations, Jamie Joy."
The March 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards Winners
Giggling http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/nickurfe/www/fripperies/giggling.html
by Nicholas Urfé http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/nickurfe/www/
A Garden Called You http://www.mindcaviar.com/fiction/gatto9.html
by Jamie Joy Gatto http://www.mindcaviar.com/jamiejoy/index.html
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The March 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards FINALISTS
Curtains http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/Curtains.htm
by Selena Jardine http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/
Subway Series #5: The Key to the Whole Thing
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/theGreatxIam/www/sub5.html
by theGreatxIam http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/theGreatxIam/www/
Caught http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/oosh/www/caught.html
by Oosh http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/oosh/www/
A Garden Called You http://www.mindcaviar.com/fiction/gatto9.html
by Jamie Joy Gatto http://www.mindcaviar.com/jamiejoy/index.html
Associations http://www.mindcaviar.com/fiction/astridl9.html
by AstridL http://astridl.ezfish.net
Giggling http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/nickurfe/www/fripperies/giggling.html
by Nicholas Urfé http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/nickurfe/www/
Home Safe http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/HomeSafe.htm
by Selena Jardine http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/
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The March 2002 Silver Clitorides Awards Nominees.
Curtains http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/Curtains.htm
by Selena Jardine http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/
Subway Series #5: The Key to the Whole Thing
http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/theGreatxIam/www/sub5.html
by theGreatxIam http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/theGreatxIam/www/
Caught http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/oosh/www/caught.html
by Oosh http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/oosh/www/
Atlanta
by Mtnz http://www.storiesonline.net
The Smell Of Sex http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Couture/www/tsos.htm
by Couture http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Couture/www/
A Garden Called You http://www.mindcaviar.com/fiction/gatto9.html
by Jamie Joy Gatto http://www.mindcaviar.com/jamiejoy/index.html
Associations http://www.mindcaviar.com/fiction/astridl9.html
by AstridL http://astridl.ezfish.net
The Girl Next Door http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Ann_Douglas/www/door.htm
by Ann Douglas http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Ann_Douglas/www/
Victim/Victorian http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/vinnie_tesla/www/vict.html
by Vinnie Tesla http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/vinnie_tesla/www/
Giggling http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/nickurfe/www/fripperies/giggling.html
by Nicholas Urfé http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/nickurfe/www/
Home Safe http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/HomeSafe.htm
by Selena Jardine http://www.asstr-mirror.org/files/Authors/Selena_Jardine/www/
Amy and Friends http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2002/35918
by Dorsai
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