Message-ID: <40891asstr$1045307404@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: <http@lara.pathlink.com> X-Original-Path: extra.newsguy.com!newsp.newsguy.com!drn From: DrSpin <drspin@newsguy.com> X-Original-Message-ID: <b2kl8h01m6q@drn.newsguy.com> X-ASSTR-Original-Date: 14 Feb 2003 22:04:01 -0800 Subject: {ASSM} Dot.Com Bimbo (MF) ~ by DrSpin (NEW to ASSM) Date: Sat, 15 Feb 2003 06:10:04 -0500 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2003/40891> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: dennyw, RuiJorge Dot.Com Bimbo (MF) by Neil Anthony aka DrSpin --------------------------------------------------------- * This story is published here by kind permission of Ruthie's Club, where it appeared illustrated by James Alexander under an exclusivity period for six months. Ruthie's Club (http://www.ruthiesclub.com) carries about 50 more of my new stories. * The author welcomes comments and opinions from readers and is invariably motivated to respond. Write to: drspin@newsguy.com or neilanthony@austarnet.com.au * DrSpin's Standard Disclaimer: I write and you read, if you care to. That's all there is to it. Any reader who is offended should not have been here in the first place. --------------------------------------------------------- Never be surprised at the capacity of women to be surprising. You think you have them categorized. You think you know who and what they are. Women are contrary animals. They defy understanding. I'm around at my best pal's place to complain. He's going on a deep-sea fishing trip and I've had to cancel. It's pissing me off. Instead I have to look after a trade show exhibition because my business partner, who promised to do it, has got the mumps. At his age? How careless is that? Worse, the bimbo model chick any dot.com business needs to front a trade show stand has rung in to say she's broken her collarbone playing beach volleyball. I can't get another. I've rung six agencies and all the bimbos are booked. Shane, my pal, seems amused by all this. He's off to catch big thrashing fish and he's giving every impression he doesn't give a flying fuck about my problems. So do without a bimbo, he says. I'm telling him how bad that is. When you sell flashy interactive software you have to have a flashy bimbo to drag the customers in from the aisles. The competition is cut- throat. The bigger outfits have at least three bimbos. "I'll do it." It's a voice from behind us. Never has anyone said anything as ridiculous. Shane's wife, Fran, a bimbo? We turn around and see her in the doorway, leaning against the frame. We break out laughing. She regards us coolly. Fran, never not cool, is a psychologist who works with down-and-out alcoholics at a state sobering-up shelter. It's the sort of thoroughly decent and worthy job that makes me feel like a leech on society's arse. "You'll be away," she says to Shane when he stops laughing. "I have a week's holiday, not much to do, and this sounds as far away from work as I could possibly get. What do I have to do?" I grin at her. "Wear a mini-skirt, a tight tee shirt, a dazzling smile, hand out brochures, and hustle up customers. Just what you trained for at university. Right up your alley." "You think I couldn't do it?" she asks, with an edge of challenge. I have the highest regard for her. I think she could probably be an astronaut if she wants. She's lovely, in her own high- minded way. But this? Give me a break. "Stop teasing poor old Gary," Shane says to her. "You would no more do it than you would climb the eastern face of Mount Everest." She gives him a hard look. Maybe she's resentful about the fishing trip. "That settles it," she says. "Gary, count me in." I expect her to change her mind, but two days later I pick her up in my van and we drive 250 miles to the beach holiday resort where the trade show is being held. "Now look," I say. "Just have a nice holiday. Go swimming or something. You don't have to do this." She stretches her arms on the seat beside me. "I won't let you down. Anything beats alcoholics. It might just be fun." She's twenty-five and very much a medium sort of woman--medium height, size, even mediumly attractive. She's no bimbo, though. Not in the same suburb. For a start, she is dark- haired, and further, that hair is cut stylishly short. Whoever heard of a bimbo without long blonde hair? Neither does Fran have big tits. That puts her out of it on two counts. We have adjacent rooms in the hotel. I unpack and pick up the bimbo bag. It hasn't been opened since the gear was laundered after the last trade show. I knock on her door, she lets me in, and I throw the bag on the bed. "The moment of truth," I tell her. "You can still back out." Fran unzips the bag curiously and picks out a small stretch singlet, white, with our company logo mid-chest. She holds it up to me. "You said tee shirt," she accuses me. I scratch my ear lobe. "Um, yes, but it's high summer. The tee shirt is the winter uniform." She digs further into the bag and fishes out a tiny white mini-skirt. "Is this legal?" I shrug and she gives me a long and careful look, as though considering her situation. Then she laughs. "What the hell. Let's do it." She sits on the edge of the bed and quickly slips her jeans down her legs. I look in some astonishment as she stands in sky-blue pants and shakes the mini-skirt out in front of her. Gee. She's looking trim and well designed. Is that a teasing of dark pubic hair I can see behind the tight cloth, or just a shadow? She winds the skirt around her waist and buttons it. "It fits pretty well," she says, patting her hips. Yes. True. It does. She crosses her arms and whisks the long-sleeved polo shirt over her head and drops it on the bed. Her light-blue bra matches her pants. Nice. Pretty. She fills the cups with a smooth curve. She has a dark beauty spot on the upper slope of her left breast. Fran slips the singlet over head and tugs it into place. She turns around and steps towards a mirror. "Well," she says, inspecting herself. The bra straps are visible on her shoulders. "That's just not good enough." She takes off the singlet and hands it to me. "Hold this for a second," she says. She reaches around, unhooks the bra, and slides it off her shoulders and down her arms. She takes the singlet from me and pulls it over her head again. I get a good, long, excellent look at her bare breasts. They are quite outstanding. Beautiful curve and shape. Nine-and-a-half out of ten, Fran. Lovely. The singlet is tight, and her nipples poke out sharply. "Hmm," she says, looking in the mirror and shrugging her breasts into position with her hands. "Better, I think." She turns around and spreads her arms wide. "What's the verdict, Gary?" "Impressive," I say carefully. "You've been hiding an extremely decent body from me these past couple of years." She can't disguise that she's pleased. "I don't recall you ever asking to see it," she says. "But, Fran, it belongs to my best friend." The smile falls from her face instantly. "It most certainly does not," she says sharply. "I do what I like." Right. Noted. She's no bimbo, remember. She's only dressed like one. "I have to do the set-up downstairs," I say. "I'll help you," she says, picking up the canvas shoes that go with the mini-skirt and the singlet. "The show doesn't start till tomorrow," I tell her. "You don't have to wear the outfit yet." "Right," she says, unclasping the skirt and letting it fall to the carpet. She draws the singlet over her head and I get the show all over again. Just Fran in those tight little blue pants. Wow. "You're very flattering," she says, slipping the polo shirt over her head and picking up the jeans. "I didn't say a word," I say. "Your eyes say it better," she says. We work for nearly three hours putting the stall together and carrying in the equipment from the van. She's more useful than any bimbo I've ever had working for me, and she can do most things without instruction or advice. She uses her brains to work out where things go and what they should be saying. It ends up being a much better display than I usually do. "You want to go out to eat?" I ask when we've finished. "I'm jiggered," she says, stretching her arms. "I vote for a long hot bath, then maybe eating in." I expect not to see any more of her that night, but twenty minutes have not passed before she's knocking on my door. Her bath taps are making shuddering noises and spitting brown water. Can she use my bathroom? I order room service for both of us and try not to think about Fran sloshing around in my bathtub. I have this uncomfortable feeling that if I go next door and turn on her taps I'll find nothing wrong with them. Something is going on here. I know that. But I'm not sure I want to know it. Shane is an old and close friend. I was best man at their wedding. She emerges in due course, wearing a Chinese-style bathrobe, and immediately attacks one of the deluxe hamburgers delivered by room service. She lifts her legs and sticks them on the chair beside me. "Sore feet," she says indistinctly, eating. "I usually sit down while working." I reach out and begin massaging a foot. She stretches out her toes, wriggling them, and she sighs deeply. "Well, that settles it," she says. "I will definitely sleep with a man who massages my feet." I continue the foot massage without comment. I can't tell whether or not she's serious. "I hadn't picked you as the shy type," she says, seeing inside me too easily for comfort. "I'm definitely here this weekend to have a good time. If you're not up to it, say so. I'll get dressed, go downstairs, and pick up a man at the bar." "I can't let you do that," I say, meaning it in many ways. "Good," she says, "because I have a hunch about you, Gary." "A hunch?" "Never mind," she says. I continue working on her feet. "Fran, I have this ethical problem." "Okay," she says. "Let's talk about Shane, then." She shuffles her chair closer to me. "My calves, too," she says. "Do my calves." I work the smooth muscles of her calves. "I'm almost faithful to Shane," she says. "Almost?" "Two in two years," she says. "That's not so bad, is it? One per year? Just little flings. Nothing serious and no harm done." "I'm not married," I say. "I'm not qualified to comment." "I work hard," she says. "I have a shitty job, and even though it has its rewards, sometimes the sheer depression of it gets me down. I need the occasional distraction, and this weekend comes just at the right time." "Still doesn't solve my ethical problem," I say. "Oh, poo to that," she says. "Special circumstance, a matter of convenience, one off. We'll grow old and grey and it will never be mentioned again." She wriggles her legs. "You have good hands," she says. "My legs are sore from top to bottom." "Then you'd better get on the bed," I say. She gets up from the chair, unties the bathrobe, and slips it off. Naked, she walks over to the bed and flops on it face down. "Your admirable consideration for Shane is duly noted," she says. "But let's get real, Gary. I can have you any time I like." She chuckles to herself. "But in deference to your sensitivity, we won't kiss on the lips." I sit on the edge of the bed and slide the heel of my hand hard down the back of her thigh. She sighs and her legs part a little. Curled fringes of dark pubic hair are visible, poking through. Fran is a hot number. She's red-hot sexier than any woman I've run across in a long time. I hope Shane is happily catching loads of fish, because my struggle with my conscience is finished, and I'm planning on tagging his wife. I lower my head and lightly brush my lips across a firm buttock. She smells fresh and clean, like all that stuff on the shelf in a woman's bathroom. My hand slides between her legs and my knuckles brush her snatch. She jumps from the contact, and instantly rolls over and sits up. "Hell, I'm as randy as a cat," she mutters, reaching for the belt of my trousers. "Let's skip the preliminaries and come back to them later." I stand and take off my clothes in a hurry. My cock stands out, hard. "Yes," she hisses, grabbing it. "My hunch was right." I tumble down on the bed with her, my hands on her breasts. "Hunch?" I ask. "Never mind," she says, urging me with impatient hands to climb across her body and get between her legs. All doubts are blown away. She's going to get it. She wants it, and I'm going to give it to her. Then the phone rings. What? Where? It's a cell phone. Whose? Not mine. "Fuck," says Fran sourly. She eases out from under me, pads across to the bathrobe hanging on the back of the chair, and fishes the ringing phone out of a deep pocket. Yeah, terrific. It's Shane, ringing in from a fishing village where they've put in to offload an ill crew member. My cock starts to wilt guiltily. Yes, she tells her husband, I'm in bed. Early start in the morning. Yes, Gary is fine. He worked hard all afternoon setting up the display. Yes, it's all great fun so far. Quite an adventure. Meanwhile she has her eyes on my flagging cock. She sits down on the bed, rescues it with a hand, and slips her mouth over it. Wow. That works miracles. She lifts her head but keeps squeezing my cock in her hand. What's that? Sorry, you're breaking up. Oh yes. Right. She leans down again and licks the head of my cock like it's an ice cream. Sensational. Switching the phone to the other ear, she climbs on the bed and kneels astride my body. Wait a second, she says to Shane. There's something urgent I have to do. She puts the phone on the bed, picks up my cock, points it straight up, and sinks her cunt smoothly down its length. I'm buried to the hilt inside her. She picks up the phone. I'm back, she says. No, no, just a maddening itch I had to scratch. It's better now. I'm staggered by her cool audacity. She's sitting on my cock, wriggling, squirming, fluttering her eyelids, and at the same time chatting nervelessly to her husband on the telephone. I make a mental note and underline it. Don't get married. I could end up with a woman like Fran, and find I'm hopelessly out of my depth. Yes, will do, she says. Bye darling. Enjoy yourself. Yes, I will too. Promise. She sits up straight, turns off the phone, and drops it on the bed. "Now then," she says, bending towards me, taking my embedded cock with her. She leans her weight on straight arms, hovering over me. "Remind me, petal. What were we doing?" "Jesus, you are starting to scare me," I say. She chuckles. "This is already tremendous fun, and I haven't even got warmed up yet." She grinds her pelvis hard into me, squirming and sliding, and her eyes slip away from mine, unfocused. "Ooh, petal, petal," she whispers. "I am really terribly, terribly excited. This is all so deliciously wicked." Yes. And I've been casting her as aloof and conservative, a fine and proper woman who does fine and proper things. I watch her with some detachment, because little is required of me. She's doing all the work. Lovely breasts, not large, but pleasing to the eye. Little nipples hard. Dark eyes with a sleepy cast to them. But maybe that's lust. She's certainly in lust. She comes in jerks and shudders, eyes shut tight. Then she lowers her body slowly to mine, pressing her breasts against my stomach and laying her head on my chest. My cock remains locked away inside her, unyielding. She kisses my nipple lazily. "Fabulous," she murmurs. "You're easily pleased," I say. "I did nothing." "You did plenty," she says. "You have a lovely thick cock, and it fits me very well." "The hunch?" "The hunch," she confirms. "The best fuck I ever had was a guy with a thick cock. They don't have to be long, but thick is good. Well, for me, anyway." "And Shane?" I ask, because I can't help myself. "Let's not think about Shane," she says. "Let's think about you rolling me over and fucking me like a jack-hammer." Right. Good plan. I wrap my arms tightly around her and spin her over. "Prepare to be pummelled," I growl theatrically. "Big talk," she jeers happily. "I'll take everything you've got and three times more than that." She almost puts me off my stroke, because I have this feeling it's not an idle boast. I slam into her and hit the accelerator, released from stasis. Adrenalin surges. The world 400 metres record. I'm going for it, flat out, under pressure, all muscles straining. In the back straight, fire in the thigh muscles, pushing, summoning up more speed and energy. Around the bend, towards the home straight, tired now but still in rhythm, maintaining power. One last supreme effort. The finish line, go for it, give it all. Nearly there. Lift, thrust, yes. I lift my head from her shoulder. It's been there a little while. She's looking at me wide-eyed. "What the hell was that?" she asks. "I'm not sure," I confess. "Were you there? Did you see it?" She reaches up, pulls my head down, and kisses me slushily. On the mouth. "Hey," I say, pulling away. "No kissing on the lips. You said." "But I like you," she says. "Much better than I thought I would. I'm starting to learn what Shane sees in you." "Shucks, Fran. You're just sentimental because you've been fucked." She laughs delightedly. "There's an awful lot you don't know about me yet, Gary." She can say that again. We sleep together comfortably, but not entwined. It takes a long time of sleeping in partnership to get that to work. I wake at first light with a hard-on and a hand on it. Not my hand. I'm flat on my back, the sheets are thrown off the bed, and Fran is just about to jump on me. "I dreamed about you," she says. "Then I woke up and found you here. What luck." "What did you dream?" "I dreamt you had a fat cock," she says, lowering herself on it. "Fran, are you this passionate with your husband?" "Lord, no," she says. "I'm too stressed out by work. There's never the time. But this is different. I'm on holiday." "You're not, you know. You have to be on the floor by 8:30, big smile and nipples sticking out." "People get paid for that?" she asks, grinding into me. "All those hundreds of geeks staring at your tits and trying to see up your skirt," I tell her. "Ooh," she says, grinding furiously. "The dirty little scumbags. Do they all want to fuck me?" "They want you to take them out the back, they want you to suck their cocks, and they want to come all over your face," I say. "I know geeks. That's what they want. Trust me." She comes in an avalanche of trembles and quakes. "Oh boy," she says, when she calms down and lifts her head. "Gary, you are a very filthy person." "And you're not?" She smirks. "Only on holidays." She lifts off me, rolls off the bed, and walks towards the bathroom. "I'm taking a shower," she says. "If you join me I'll make it worth your while." She does. Kneeling on the floor of the shower stall, she sucks me dry. Whatever girls do, clever girls do it better. Fran is a terrific trade show bimbo. Sales that day are up by 35 per cent on the previous year. She reels those guys in, has some of them sold on the product before they reach me. She also works her pretty little butt off. At the end of the day she's shagged--too shagged for shagging, in fact. "I know you know I love you," she says when the big doors close, "but you can fuck yourself tonight. I'm having a bath and going straight to bed. On my own." "What about those spitting taps?" "I'll just bet they were fixed today," she says. Around 9:30 the phone rings. "I had a little sleep and I'm feeling refreshed," Fran says, calling from next door. "Make me an offer I can't refuse." I'm quite tired myself. "We could curl up and go to sleep together," I suggest. "Rejected. Do better." "I'll bang you like a pile-driver." "Rejected. Better." "I'll tie you to the bed and abuse your body." Pause. "Interesting, but not really my thing. Better." "You can tie me to the bed and . . ." She's hung up. I still have the phone in my hand when she knocks at my door. "It's a deal," she says, sweeping past me. We use spare bimbo singlets. She ties me snugly, arms and legs spread. I test the bonds and I can probably break free if I want to, but I guess that's not the point. She slips off the bathrobe and she's naked. She eyes my slack cock. "I see," she says. "Already he's jaded. What use is a man who can't get it up?" She holds out a hand when I try to speak. "No excuses, please," she says. "Besides, I already know the answer." She kneels astride my chest. "Hang your tongue out, Gary," she says. "A man with a soft cock condemns himself to serious pussy licking." She's none too gentle about it, plonking her cunt heavily on my mouth and squeezing the sides of my head with her thighs. I'm surrounded by overpowering woman, and it's quite claustrophobic. "Lick," she orders, jiggling. "Don't just lie there, you soft cock." I lash around with my tongue. It's hard work, and my neck hurts from the strain. She has her hands in my hair, tugging, urging me. "Golly gosh, get some lessons, man," she says impatiently. Hmm. I wonder who from. Shane, perhaps? Apparently tired of my tentative probing, she starts mashing herself against my mouth. Her pubic hair tickles my nostrils. I begin to worry about being smothered. Suddenly, air. She backs off. I blink at the light, breathing hard. She's sliding down my body, and once again she impales herself on my hard cock. "Just as well you got this up," she says. "You are the most hopeless pussy licker I have ever encountered." She grinds against me, getting to her orgasm quickly. After she rests, she slips off me and sits on the bed. "Poor old Gary," she says, looking at my stiff cock. "He hasn't even got off yet." She stands and stretches her arms. "Oh well, too bad. I'm off to my own bed now. I'll see you in the morning." Grrr. I pull the bindings apart with a surge of strength and kick free. She's giggling, snatching up her coat, running for the door. I catch her because she stops to put the coat on. I tumble her down to the carpet, spin her over, grab her hips, and haul her into a kneeling position. I sweep the coat over her back and ram my cock into her cunt. I take her doggy style, hard. It's fantastic. I come in teeth- gritting spasms. Head on the floor, she comes too, swearing at something. I hope it's not me. We stretch out beside each other on the carpet near the door. "I'll tell you something," she says, after a while. "Yeah?" "I never had better sex in my life than this weekend. It's scary." Yeah. It is. I know exactly what she means. "Fran, you're married," I say gently. "And to one of the great guys, too." She sits up and looks at me. "I could and would leave him for sex like this," she says. "I'm deadly serious." Yeah. She is that. "Maybe it's just wild weekend stuff for both of us," I say. "Maybe," she says, standing up. "Let's get to bed." We cuddle together under the sheets, both thinking dangerously but not talking about it. Eventually we fall asleep. Or I do, at least. In the morning we eat breakfast sombrely, pack our bags, and head for the trade show hall to dismantle the stand. The hard work shunts other issues aside. We drive away in the van, heading for home. Our two homes. Fran is not talking, and that's fine with me. I have no idea what to say. "Pull over," she says suddenly, pointing to a sign. It's the entrance to a small national park. "Let's stretch our legs." We wander down a path beneath the forest canopy. We come to a stream. She stops, looking at it. Then she turns around to face me. "Kiss me," she says. I do. We kiss, and it takes a long, long time. Too long, because the wind changes while we're doing it. When we break she keeps her arms around my neck. "Damn you, Gary," she says softly, and her face looks oddly crumpled. "You are the best kisser I ever met." Her mouth is too close not to kiss it again. Complex and swirling emotions overpower me and all of them flow from me to her. Oh God, Fran. What now? We break again, and there are the smudges of tears in her eyes. "Damn you," she says again, and her voice is trembling We kiss a third time and the die is cast. "I love you," I say to her, surprised to hear my voice saying it, but knowing it to be true. I never want to be away from her. "Damn you," she says. "I hate you because I love you too." "Fran, what are we going to do?" "I don't know," she says, and I can see she means it. The wind has changed and we are stuck with each other, one way or the other, for better or worse. ENDS Edited by Ruthie and Nat. * DrSpin/Neil Anthony is at http://www.ruthiesclub.com or on email at neilanthony@austarnet.com.au -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ----- send stories to: <ckought69@hotmail.com> | | FAQ: <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/faq.html> Moderator: <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d, look for subject {ASSD}| |Archive at <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org> Hosted by <http://www.asstr-mirror.org> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+