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Subject: {ASSM} Song Parody: I Diddle My Way
Date: Fri, 3 Jan 2003 22:10:07 -0500
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Tune: "My Way" (Frank Sinatra)
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And now, I'm sitting here
I've poured my drink, I've drawn my curtain
I've spread my legs apart
If they spread more they would be hurtin'
I turn the vibe on high
My breath grows short. It's in a *sigh* way
I diddle long, I diddle strong
I diddle my way
Men's dicks, I've had a few
Had five at once at a convention
And clits, I've had them too
Both sexes licked, without exemption
But on the road of sex
My favored steps along the highway
Are with my finger walk
I diddle my way
From time to time I've tried something new
Sure, I got off a time or two
But all in all what makes me shout
Fingers on clit! Thrust in and out!
Slide dildo in! Make my head spin!
I diddle my way!
I've spanked, been whipped and cried
My rectum filled, my share of bruising
All kinds of kinks I've tried
I've found a few quite amusing
To think I've fucked like that
And may I say, not in a shy way
They must defer. I much prefer
To diddle my way
For no one else can find that right spot!
I can myself, deep in the slot!
Slide in my toy! Vibe on my clit!
Lubed up with oil, nature and spit!
Pussy and bum! Oh, how I cum
When I diddle my way!
Oh, yes,I diddle myyyyyy waaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy
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