Message-ID: <37516asstr$1027577406@assm.asstr-mirror.org> Return-Path: <mmtwassel@aol.com> From: mmtwassel@aol.com (mat twassel) X-Original-Message-ID: <20020724205605.17068.00000634@mb-fr.aol.com> X-MailScanner: Passed X-ASSTR-Original-Date: 25 Jul 2002 00:56:05 GMT Subject: {ASSM} Mat Twassel: Impetuous (sexy tie story) rp Date: Thu, 25 Jul 2002 02:10:06 -0400 Path: assm.asstr-mirror.org!not-for-mail Approved: <assm@asstr-mirror.org> Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories.moderated,alt.sex.stories Followup-To: alt.sex.stories.d X-Archived-At: <URL:http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/Year2002/37516> X-Moderator-Contact: ASSTR ASSM moderation <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Story-Submission: <ckought69@hotmail.com> X-Moderator-ID: kelly, gill-bates Impetuous by Mat Twassel ============== Tom's Spider crept up on the hearse. Now that they were out in the country, the long line of automobiles was stretching out. "I'm sorry I didn't know your mother better," Lisa said. She brushed the fine blond hair away from her face, but the May breeze blew it right back over her eyes. Tom smiled at her. "I'm sure she would have wanted to know you better, too." "Not likely, from what you said before," Lisa quipped. "What was it you said she thought I was? Imprecative?" "No, I'm sure not." "Impre.... Im-something. Imprecarious?" "Impetuous," Tom said. "That's it. Impetuous. But I'm not," Lisa said firmly. "I'm not wild at all. Inside I'm quite sedate, really. In my deep-downest heart. Do English hearses always go so fast?" "I don't know," Tom said. "This is my first one. And maybe what my mother meant was that I was impetuous. Taking up with you." "With me?" "When she said, 'that impetuous American girl,' she..." "What exactly did you tell her about me?" "That I was dazzled. That you were dazzling. That I was ..." "Dazzled?" "Yes. Beguiled by your sweet but naughty smile. Bewitched by your bright blue eyes. Bedazzled by your long honey blond hair and your even longer honey blond legs." "You said all that? To your mother?" "She wanted to know everything about you. I wanted to tell her everything about you." "Tell me, Tom, did you say anything about the hair between my legs? That it was long or honey blond or anything like that?" "No, I... you know I've never seen it, I..." "Just joking," Lisa said. "I love it when you get flustered. Flustered and flummoxed." "I'm not flustered." "Not even a little? Not even a teensy weensy bit flustered?" "No." "Just flummoxed?" "No!" "Okay, have it your way. The red in your face is from the wind. The awful English wind. I do wish it would let up a little. My honey blond hair will be a total mess if it isn't already." "The hair on your head or the hair between your legs?" "Oh, you think you're so clever." Lisa ruffled Tom's dark curly locks. "How do you know I even have any hair between my legs? Or whether it's honey blond. If I do have hair there." They took a curve. "Are you considering?" Lisa asked. "Yes, considering," Tom said. "Considering my hair down there?" Tom smiled. "If I shaved my head it would solve the problem of all this blowing. How come your tie doesn't flare up?" "I don't know," Tom said. "Perhaps it's a heavy tie. Pure silk, I believe." "A nice tie," Lisa stated. "I don't think I've ever seen you wear a tie before." "It's my only tie," Tom said. "My mum gave it to me, actually." "She did!" Lisa exclaimed softly. "She gave you a tie for her own funeral?" "No, no. This was years ago. For my first job interview." "Well, it's not by any means an impetuous tie." "I got the job, even though the job didn't require the wearing of ties." "Such a deep deep blue. Sort of sexy. Nothing but blue. I like things simple sometimes." "You do?" "Yes, but that still doesn't explain why your tie doesn't flutter up. You don't have it pinned or anything? You're not cheating?" "What, you think I have it weighted down?" "Don't look so smug." Lisa smoothed her fingertips along the front of the tie. "It is nice," she said. "Nice and smooth and silky. Your mother had good taste." A gap opened up between Tom's Spider and the hearse. Tom put his foot down and shifted. The gap closed. Lisa played with the tie. "You think she didn't like me just because I'm a Yank?" "A Yank?" "That's what you call us, isn't it. Yanks?" Lisa punctuated her words by giving Tom's tie a playful tug. And then two more. "Don't choke me for my mother's miscreance." "Her what?" "Her wrong-headedness. About you. You're adorable. Even if you were bald you'd be adorable." "Bald in both places?" Tom grinned. "Well, I'm glad you're not bald," Lisa told Tom. She ruffled his scalp again. "I can't help it, I like a man with hair. Lots of hair." "But what if I went bald?" "Oh, you wouldn't." "How do you know?" "Men with curly black hair such as yours don't go bald. Not for years and years, anyway." She took a hank of Tom's hair and pulled. "Ow," he said. "See? It's in there firm. Deeply in. It won't come out forever." "I'm trying to drive," Tom said. "You want me to crash into the hearse?" Lisa giggled. Tom chuckled lightly. "I was being gentle," Lisa said. "I was just testing." "First it was the necktie, and then my hair. I almost think you're trying to do us in." "There is one thing," Lisa said. "One thing?" "I've never seen your other hair." "My other hair?" "Yes, your other hair. You know... your hair down there." "Well, then we're even." "But you don't care if I'm bald. And I do care if you're bald. It's something I need to know." "I can assure you I'm not bald. There." "Assurances are one thing," Lisa said. Her fingers slipped along the tie. "But proof is sometimes something else." "Stop," Tom said. "Stop. You think you're going to... going to prove this, holus-bolus, right here and now?" "Yes," Lisa said. "Holus-bolus. What a nice word. What does it mean, exactly? Holus," she said, teasing her fingertips along a soft stretch of trouser crease. Delving the outline. "Bolus!" She smoothed her fingers against the nascent bulge. "Holus. Bolus. It's like magic." "Stop," Tom said. "This is hardly the time or place." "Don't worry," Lisa assured him. "No one will see. No one but me. It's okay if I see, isn't it? You don't mind?" "I do." But Lisa had already worked a thumb and fingertip under the flap. Toyed the single button open. Nudged the brassy zipper. "Look," she said. "It's almost opening up all on its own. Holus-bolus. Like magic. Naughty magic. I'll just help it along a little. Along a little. Along a little more. Oh! You're big! Big and honey blond!" "Please," Tom said. "What if ..." "Hush," Lisa said. "This isn't easy for me, either. You're on the wrong side. Just drive." Tom drove. Both hands on the wheel. Lisa had him quite out in the air now. "Isn't this fun?" she said. "Whee!" "I'm awfully upset at you," Tom said. "Don't worry," Lisa said. "I'm just going to suck you a little bit. Just enough to get the flavor." And with that she dipped her head onto Tom's lap. She popped up a moment later. "Mm," she said. "You're so sweet, so sweet and big. Did you know that?" "No," Tom said. "No? It's not something your dear mom ever told you?" Tom laughed. "I'm glad you're through being grumpy," Lisa told him. "Could you zip me up now?" Tom asked. "This is hardly decorous behavior." "Oh no, honey," Lisa said. "I still haven't seen about the hair." Back down she dipped. "It's awfully snug," she called up. "Do you think it's true as a rule that men with little cars have big cocks?" Tom was silent, his eyes on the road, on the polished black of the hearse. "I love the smoothness of the head," Lisa said, after a minute of kisses, sucks, and cat-like licks. "So soft and silky. Do you like my tongue? Does it feel silky, like the tie? Compare. This..." Lisa mouthed the underside of Tom's penis, brushing her lips and then her tongue repeatedly upward against the flare and flange, the rim, the cornice of Tom's cock until the small slit emitted its first dewy droplet. "Or this..." And Lisa scraped the necktie's tip against the pinch of ruffled skin which surrounded the fattest part of Tom's penis. "Which is better?" Lisa asked, "Me or your mom's necktie?" Tom mumbled something. "That's what I thought," Lisa said, and she took the penis as far in to her mouth as she could and begin sucking vigorously, shuffling her tongue cleverly from side to side, whilst her fingers milked what remained of the stalk using firm, rapid, regular strokes. It didn't take Tom long to come. His hips bucked, and he spurted a split second later. Lisa swallowed as she sucked, and kept up her milking motions, and the penis lurched again and again. In the end, some of the white stuff escaped. It couldn't be helped. "I'm sorry," Lisa said. "You had so much! So lovely much!" As the caravan eased into the cemetery, Lisa sat up. "Is my hair too much a mess?" she said, trying to straighten it out in the tiny mirror. Tom didn't answer. He was busy tucking himself in. A moment later they got out. Walking back from the graveside much of an hour later, Tom and Lisa were joined by Tom's sister and his sister's husband. "It was nice of you to come," they said to Lisa. "We hope to be seeing more of you." "I hope so, too," Lisa said. Tom's sister's husband shook her hand, and then Tom's sister hugged her and kissed her. "I like your perfume," the sister told Lisa. "Oh," Lisa said. "Oh, yes. I think it's called 'Impetuous.'" "And that's an interesting tie," Tom's sister said to Tom. "The design... it looks sort of like a galaxy. Is it the Milky Way, by any chance?" "I don't know," Tom said. "Maybe it's the Milky Way. Or maybe it's just toothpaste." "Well anyway," his sister said, "as ties go, I think it's really really sexy." They had another round of good-byes, and then Tom helped Lisa into the Spider and they drove off. Night was beginning to fall, and on the way back to town Tom and Lisa added a few million more stars to the Milky Way. ============== Impetuous by Mat Twassel This was not an official entry in the Sexy Tie Story Contest which I sponsored. That would not have been proper, even though Tom, Dick, and Harry's judging was beyond reproach. Please subscribe to my erotic calendar at http://Calendar.atEROS.com Thanks! --Mat Twassel Mat's Erotic Calendar at http://calendar.atEros.com -- Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyright with all rights reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | alt.sex.stories.moderated ----- send stories to: <ckought69@hotmail.com> | | FAQ: <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org/faq.html> Moderator: <story-ckought69@hotmail.com> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+ |Discuss this story and others in alt.sex.stories.d, look for subject {ASSD}| |Archive at <http://assm.asstr-mirror.org> Hosted by <http://www.asstr-mirror.org> | +---------------------------------------------------------------------------+