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XWives # 1
Sluts Save the World
by JoJo Jinx

It was the third of June in the year 2020 when the saucers finally
landed. They had been preparing the world for Their invasion with a
thirty year campaign of terrorism that They called television, radio,
and adult internet. Their idea was to turn the population of the world
into a mass of spineless, low morality, promiscuous cum sluts and They
figured media was just the way to do it.

It started with The Soaps, and Seinfield. Madonna and KD Lang. They even
got into politics with Hustler and Bill Clinton. Then the big internet
game shows Who Wants To Fuck A Millionaire and Slut Wives Suck Cum for
Cash. And it worked. People all over the world were sucking and fucking
their asses off. They thought we were primed for Their invasion. But
there was one thing They didn't understand about the human race.
Actually Their campaign had no affect at all. Since the dawn of history
people all over the world have been sucking and fucking their asses off.

Janie and her friends had a little wives club going outside of D.C. They
were asking themselves openly what women all over the world were
wondering quietly to themselves. "I wonder of those aliens got Big
Cocks?" And then they answered themselves, "Cause if they got Big Cocks
I'd sure like to try to wear them out for a while." But Janie and her
friends were women of action. They were XWives. When it was Mardi Gras
they were in New Orleans. Spring Break, Fort Lauderdale. And now it was
Saucer Time so they were off to D.C. to see the aliens.

They pile into Janie's Eldorado, Janie driving, JoJo shotgun, and seven
naked lesbians in the back seat. Actually they were bi but seven naked
lesbians has such a nice ring. There were road blocks everywhere. The
police were out. The FBI was out. The National Gaurd was out. The CIA
was out. Every time they came to a security check they flashed the
gaurds and then drove on through. A couple of times the guards came
running after them so they let them in to join the party. So by the time
the Eldorado drove up to the base of the Saucer with a bunch of loud
orchestral music in the background and spotlights shining out from
everywhere the smoked glass windows lowered, slow zoom in on writhing
mostly female flesh. The doors opened, close up on bare feet emerging
from the car, followed by bare legs, bare ass, bare cunt, big tits, I
mean everything right out there, zoom back to see entire cast slowly
emerging from the car with exaggerated sensuosness, liquid effects, in
slow motion, wearing nothing more than a few drops of cum, here and
there.

And they are:

        Janie - Gang Bang Leader
        JoJo - Super Slut
        Andi - Amorous Amateur
        Billi - Big Butt Billi
        Connie - Coozy Cunt
        Danni - The Ditz with Big Tits
        Elizabeth - Elegant Ecstasy
        Frederica - Of Hollywood
        Georgie - The Green Goddess
        Pvt. 1st Class William Jones - National Gaurd
        Agent Henry Lacrosse - FBI

They looked around. They didn't really know what to do. So they ran up
the ramp and into the saucer.

Now imagine this. You are aliens. You are in a Flying Saucer. A big
Eldorado just drove up with spotlights and orchestral music and
everything. You opened the door and let down the ramp. Eleven Humans
emerged from the vehicle and ran up the ramp. Your welcoming delegation
is in place. Your soldiers are all in place. You drove halfway across
the galaxy for this one moment.

Now imagine this. You are Private 1st Class William Jones on duty on
security when you are abducted by seven naked lesbians. You are stripped
and mercilessly subjected to torture including biting on the nipples,
anal penetration, and forced ejaculation. The car stops. You and the FBI
guy are forced out of the car by naked lesbians mumbling about those
Aliens Big Cocks and pushing you out of the way. You find yourself in
the spotlight, naked, with a slimy dick and a big grin on your face
surrounded by your abductors. They make a break for it running up the
ramp into the saucer. You look around and see about a million Army,
Marines, FBI, CIA, DEA, and just plain cops, armed to the teeth, I mean
bazookas and everything. You quickly follow the FBI guy up the ramp and
into the saucer.

As soon as they got to the top of the ramp the door started to close.
That nice FBI guy and the Kid from the Army barely made it through in
time. But there we were, clustered together inside of the saucer,
staring at their soldiers, staring at their delegates, bare ass naked.

They didn't think a thing of it. They were bare ass naked too. Maybe
they wanted to show us they had no weapons. Maybe they never invented
clothes. But they were bare ass naked and they were a site to behold.

Not that they were handsome. Their noses were so big and twisted they
looked like a cross between a warthog and an elephant. And they were
green. They were short and spindly and bow-legged and their asses had
pockmark looking stuff wiggling around. And their cocks grazed the
floor. Suddenly I liked green. I mean for short guys they were kinda
long. Flesh color is overrated anyway.

The leader of the delegation stepped forward accompanied by much swaying
of important appendages. He made an adjustment to his traslator box.
"Greetings" he said, "I am Ambassador Quim Sukee. Are you the official
delegation?"

William Jones stepped forward and said "Private 1st Class William Jones,
1474319". Now William Jones is hung. But in this setting he looked sadly
inadequate. The Ambassador just looked at him and smirked.

The FBI guy pushed past him waving a badge in the delegates face. "I'm
Henry Lacrosse with the FBI and I am empowered to negotiate with you for
the release of the hostages."

Janie, Gang Bang Leader fell forward onto her knees in front of the
alien delegate. She hugged his dick like it was a baby and soon the
other two had to step back. Well that was their cue. The remaining 8
XWives fell to their knees in front of delegates, soldiers, anyone they
could find and started sucking. Andi even had another go at William's
cock. And Henry Lacrosse was waving his badge around without an
audience.

Janie had the Ambassadors dick good and hard. Well green is good but
cream is better and Janie was crying out "Do It, Do It. Cum on me Now.
Spray me with your love potion." The ambassador proceeded to step back
and pee all over her.

Everybody stopped what they were doing right in their tracks. The XWives
all turned towards Janie unsure if they were now supposed to let the
aliens pee on them. The aliens pushed forward trying to get their dicks
back in some Xwife mouth. And Janie cried out "You pissed on me!"

The Ambassador said "I thought thats what you wanted. You said "Spray me
with your love potion."

Janie said "But not piss. I wanted to taste your cum."

The ambassador looked puzzled. The translator box said "The ambassador
is puzzled."

Janie said "Oh, the classic first contact failure to communicate. You
don't know what cum is. Well I guess I'm experienced enough to be you
intergalactic instructor. William, come over here."

William reluctantly took his dick out of Andi's mouth and stepped
forward.

"Pee on me.", Janie said.

William said "What?"

"It's a national emergency. Pee on me right now. Piss on my feet."

So William took his half hard piss hardon and sprayed her down good. He
thought to himself, "I guess if she wants it I might as well enjoy
dowsing the bitch." He started with her feet and worked up. By the time
he was done she was dripping piss from her cunt hairs.

Janie looked at the Ambassador and said, "Now that's piss."

The ambassador nodded. "Do you want me to do it again?", he said.

Janie said, "No, no, I don't reget the experience but once was enough
for this lifetime. Now, William, cum on me. William didn't know what she
was doing but he had learned a long time ago not to argue with a woman
when she said "Cum on me", and he was stroking from half hard to hard
and like I said before, pretty impressive for a human.

"That's it baby. Look around at these girls. Now look at me. Are you
ready to cum? Not on my feet! On my face."

Janie knelt down prepared to receive his offering. William got real big.
All the girls oooed and ahhhed and touched themselves. William's cock
started to spurt. His cum arched high and landed on Janie's forehead.
She opened her mouth and caught the next spurt. Then all the XWives were
in a pile on top of William licking at his cock and his cum like there
was no tomorrow. Like I said, Janie usually takes the lead but the
XWives aren't slow to follow.

Janie turned to the ambassador and said, "Now that's cum and that's what
I'm talking about."

The ambassador beamed with a look of enlightenment. The translating
machine said "The ambassador has been enlightened."

Then the ambassador said, "I see now, the precious seed, the stuff of
life, the fertile bowl, the tasty snack."

Janie said, "That's right, cum. I want your cum."

The ambassador smiled at her like she had just asked to have his baby.
"Ah, yes" he said, "The stuff of life, that comes from here. We sneeze
it out our noses." And he stroked his nose. And his nose got a little
bit stiffer.

Georgie had been working on the tool of one of the diplomats this whole
time. She had even let him pee on her once. When she heard what the
ambassador said she looked at her aliens nose and sure enough it was a
little stiffer too. So she got off her knees and started playing with
his nose a little bit and it got all stiff like a cock. Well Georgie's
boy liked what she had been doing to his cock but he really liked what
she was doing to his nose and he layed down on the floor of the flying
saucer pulling Georgie down beside him.

Georgie looked up at the XWives and said, "It's getting stiffer. When I
hold it just so it even kind of looks like a cock." Then she just
shrugged her shoulders and took the aliens nose in her mouth. Well, now
she had everybody's attention as she started doing a major face job
right on the alien's face. She wasn't throating his nose or anything but
she was pumping it pretty good and he was starting to get a little bit
agitated.

"Ah-Chooo" he said and Georgie was bathed in cum with one blast. She
stood up grinning so proud of herself and everybody started to cheer.
XWives all over the room started stroking noses and preparing themselves
for the big sneeze when Big Butt Billi shouted out "Wait, look at
Georgie. She's green." And sure enough she was green. Georgie jumped up
and looked in a mirror. "I am green.", she said, "I guess their nose cum
must be radioactive. Oh well," she shrugged, "I always did like green."
Then she went right back to sucking nose.

Well pretty soon every alien in the place was giving it the big sneeze
and all the XWives were coated in alien ectoplasm and turning green.

Janie turned to the Ambassador and said, "This is great. How about a
fuck?"

The ambassador said "Fuck?" and looked puzzled. The translator machine
said "The Ambassador is puzzled."

The Ambassador said "What do you mean fuck?"

Janie said "You know, Fuck, in the cunt. Squirting Cum. In the Cunt."

The Ambassador said "We never squirt in. We fertilize our females by
spraying it all over them like we have doing been with you."

"Don't tell me you don't fuck?" said Janie. "Well, I guess it's time for
lesson two.

She gathered the troops around and said that it was time for some more
cross cultural enlightenment to be going on and this time the volunteer
was going to be Henry Lacross, FBI. Well, Henry hadn't cum yet and he
was sporting a boner that walked around out in front of him everywhere
he went but he finally negotiated past the XWives and got his boner over
to Janie.

She stroked it. She licked it. She sucked it. She looked Henry right in
the eye and said "Fuck me. Fuck me now. Fuck me for God and the
President."

Henry fucked her. He liked it. She liked it. The aliens were going
crazy. They were sticking their noses everywhere. The girls were
giggling like crazy. Henry was really liking it. Janie rared up and
arched her back. The ambassador stuck his nose in her mouth. Henry
jittered and shivered, he spasmed once, he spasmed twice, he pulled back
from Janie. One more spurt on her back. His dick hung flaccid between
his legs. The XWives and the aliens cheered. The Ambassador snaked his
tongue out of his mouth and licked at the sperm way down on Janies back.
All the XWives looked at his tongue and started pointing. This time
nobody had to lead the way.

Nine XWives laid nine aliens on their backs in a row and straddled their
faces. First they required the aliens to lick their slits. Their juices
were so aphrodisiac to the aliens that their cocks and noses were soon
stiff and handy. Each Xwife had her own style. Some would ride the
tongue and suck dick letting alien cocknose sniff ass. Some would fuck
the nose and suck cock while the aliens flexible tongue would wrap
around behind. One fucked her aliens dicknose right up her ass saying "I
always wanted a big dicked brown nose green alien. Billi even took Big
Alien Cock up her cunt while she kissed face and sucked nose. They all
had different styles but they all had a common goal. Getting Green.

The Ambassador went first. The Big Bang. Ah-Choo. But he was too
excited. His cum came so strong that it wouldn't all come out of his
nose. Some ran out of his eyes and ears traumatizing his head. His
brains poured out on the floor and he died.

"Shit!" said Janie, and she looked around. It was different in every
case. One guys cheeks puffed out until his face exploded. One guy's nose
ripped off. One guy his brains blew out of the back of his skull and all
over the walls of the flying saucer. The results were all the same. Nine
cosmic sneezes. Nine aliens dead.

"I guess they just couldn't handle human women." said Janie. "Well that
will teach them to invade our planet."

Only soldiers remained. They looked very frightened. The translator
machine said "The soldiers are very frightened." One of the soldiers hit
a button and the door opened. Eleven humans emerged from the saucer a
little worse for wear but still alive. Nine XWives glowed a curious
green but many there say it was just the spotlights. They quickly got
into the Eldorado and drove off.

All the Flying Saucers all over the world flew back into space with
their tails between their legs. Seven naked lesbians leaned out the
windows of a speeding Eldorado taunting the departing aliens.

"Take that you green chicken shit."

"I guess you couldn't handle a real woman."

"Ahh, Blow it out your nose, Cyrano."

The CIA quickly surrounded William Jones and Henry Lacrosse. They were
debriefed by different interrogators in different buildings. The
investigators both thought that the aliens may have tampered with their
brains. The stories they told were strangely similar but obviously
impossible. When asked repeatedly why the aliens left they both answered
the same way.

"It was those nine women, the XWives. They fucked their brains out."

The XWives drove off in the distance. After all, they still had to get
home and fix supper for their husbands.

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Read illustrated stories by JoJo Jinx at jojojinx.com

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