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From: max_wojtylak@yahoo.com (theGreatxIam)
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Subject: {ASSM} The Incest-o-matic or How (blank) Fucked (blank) (hum -- inc, but, really, hum)
Date: Thu,  7 Feb 2002 12:10:12 -0500
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The Incest-o-matic (TM) or How _____ Fucked _____ 
By theGreatxIam

The appetite for incest stories far outstrips the capacity of a.s.s.m.
authors. As a public service, this do-it-yourself Incest-o-matic (TM)
may be used by writers attempting to meet the demand or readers too
impatient to wait.

For best results with the Incest-o-matic (TM), first flip a coin --
heads is a man, tails is ... OK, stop giggling ... tails is a woman.
If it lands on the edge, use your imagination.

Then randomly pick five numbers, each between one and 15 inclusive,
applying each number in succession as you go through the categories.

Names, details and batteries not included. Use of the Incest-o-matic
(TM) is void where prohibited by law and in Alabama, where it's
redundant.

STEP ONE: Select a gender for Character A.
1. Male
2. Female
3. Other

STEP TWO: Select a description for Character A.
1. Widowed
2. Divorced
3. Unhappily married
4. Horny but frustrated
5. Surprisingly young to have a teen-aged child, having married
shortly entering puberty
6. Caring but distant
7. Long-lost
8. Well-preserved
9. Chunky but not fat, and that's meant in the nicest possible way
10. Horny but frustrated
11. Recently dumped
12. Dateless for five years, but still stunningly good-looking
13. Sexy but repressed
14. Alcoholic
15. Horny but frustrated

STEP THREE: Select Character B.
1. Child
2. Stepchild
3. Sibling
4. Step-sibling
5. Twin
6. Step-twin
7. Sister-in-law
8. Brother-in-law
9. Mother-in-law
10. Father-in-law
11. Niece
12. Nephew
13. Cousin
14. Grandchild
15. Great-great-great-grandchild encountered via time travel

STEP FOUR: Select description for Character B.
1.  Thin, boyish
2. Well-muscled, athletic, 6-foot-tall
3. Inexperienced but sexually predatory
4. Naive but eager, with long blonde hair
5. Horny but frustrated
6. Naive but eager, with short blonde hair
7. Coltish and frisky
8. Quiet, reserved but hiding a smoldering sensuality, with long
blonde hair
9. Initially reluctant but soon to become wildly enthusiastic
10. Horny but frustrated
11. Uniformed, with short blonde hair
12. Prodigal
13. Prodigiously endowed
14. Endearingly prodigious
15. Horny but frustrated

STEP FIVE: Select plot.
1. A sees B masturbating in bedroom and feels guilty but aroused.
2. A sees B screwing someone else and feels angry but aroused.
3. A and B take a trip together. They check into a motel that only has
a one-bed room left, and they feel awkward but aroused.
4. A volunteers to be B's "date." Dancing draws them close and they
feel drunk but aroused.
5. Weather pushes B into A's bed. They feel sleepy but aroused.
6. A or B is injured. B or A acts as nurse and feels sympathetic but
aroused.
7. B catches A looking at porno and asks naive questions. A feels
embarrassed but aroused.
8. B discovers A asleep or passed out and feels sneaky but aroused.
9. A and B have anonymous cybersex. One figures out what's going on
and feels shocked, slightly carpal-tunnelish, but aroused.
10. B is rejected by someone else. A hears about it and feels
empathetic but aroused.
11. A finds incest porn in B's room and feels puzzled but aroused.
12. Someone else forces A and B together. They feel afraid but
aroused.
13. B offers self as gift to disconsolate A, who feels unworthy but
aroused.
14. B overhears A admitting interest in incest and engineers it using
one of plots 1 through 13. B feels manipulated but aroused.
15. Who needs a plot? A, B, heck, the whole alphabet -- they're
aroused.

STEP SIX: Select resolution of plot.
1. So they fuck.
2. So they fuck.
3. So they fuck.
4. So they fuck.
5. So they fuck.
6. So they fuck.
7. So they fuck.
8. So they fuck.
9. So they fuck.
10. So they fuck.
11. So they fuck.
12. So they fuck.
13. So they fuck.
14. So they fuck.
15. So they fuck and have a baby.

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