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All my stories are there. --------------------------------------------------------------- Andrew Roller Presents NAUGHTY NAKED DREAMGIRLS in Grand Opening Chapter Four The next morning Cindy was found to have made the requisite spot and left a bucketfull of herself in the pail to be examined; which everyone took the liberty of doing, to the girl's mortification as she was led past them by Veronica to the bathroom. There Cindy peed anew; then Veronica drew another bath for her and she got into it. Veronica allowed her to take her time sitting down; the girl's bottom would be scorched enough today without the bath water adding to her tortures. Epsom salt was put into the tub, just like last night, and as Cindy heard men murmuring in the hall she wondered if she had a bottom anymore, or some roundish very well tenderized piece of meat, split up the middle for the sake of entertaining the group with her turds. Veronica's gentle fingers once again brought the girl to bliss; she was beginning to enjoy this place very much, however frightful it might be somewhere beneath this half-civilized veneer. She had never had such intense orgasms, and she still had her hymen to boot! "It's my job to pee on you today," Veronica informed Cindy at the end of her bath. The girl blanched; but after some fine poetic words about female love she let the woman get into the tub, and stand over her spread-legged. As Cindy sat hunched beneath, her eyes squeezed tight, but her face uplifted and her mouth open, as Veronica insisted, the woman spread her cuntlips and aimed; as well, anyway, as a woman can, which isn't very well. "I want you to open your eyes, dear, and stick out your tongue," Veronica ordered Cindy. "When you see me start, go where I am pissing and get it into your mouth. It is required; and good training for catching men's sperm, since they tend to cum all over the place if there's any distance between your mouth and their cock. Ready? I'm going to let go of myself." "Oh shit," Cindy could only say, as she stared up into the woman's cunt. Pissss! Came the pee suddenly, and the girl did indeed move her mouth to catch it, doing a fairly good job of it for a girl who had never let a fellow female piss on her before. "Now swallow," Veronica said. But Cindy, usually so obedient, spluttered at hearing the words. Out came all Veronica's pee, and it was lost in the bathwater, where Cindy's gasping mouth spilled it. "Bad girl!" Veronica said. She slapped Cindy's face. Not too hard, but enough to make the girl start with fright, and tears burst from her eyes. "Boo! Hoo! Hoo!" Cindy cried. There was a slight red mark on the cheek of her face where the woman had hit her. Veronica bent down immediately and patted the girl's face. Then she sat in the tub and kissed her. Cindy sniffled and stopped crying. She wiped her nose with the back of her hand. "You are doing well, but you have two mistakes now," Veronica told Cindy. The girl looked as if she would break into tears again. Veronica stopped her by kissing her lips and then saying, "You are improving. Yesterday just the touch of the men's pee in your open mouth caused you to lose your poise. But today you took my pee, it is only when I told you to swallow it that you failed." She kissed the girl's cheek and rinsed her with the bathwater. Then she lifted her up, taking her by her pretty small hand, and brought her out of the tub, onto the rich shag rug waiting outside it. She took a heavy towel and dried the girl, enjoying the feel of the lovely blonde hair on top of her head, ending with a brisk rubbing of Cindy's short pussy hair, nearly sending her into bliss again. "Let's see what the others are up to," Veronica said to Cindy. And she led her out into the living room, where the group, completely nude and not quite refreshed from an abbreviated sleep, was planning to go sun bathing. "Do not forgot your bottom punishment as you relax in the sun, Cindy," Robert told the girl as she walked just ahead of him, with Veronica, out the front of the house and across the sunny grass to a place where towels had been laid. Cindy halted in mid-step when Robert spoke to her; she knew he was there, and furthermore she had giggled at his cock, for after a night's exertion it was no longer straight and full of itself, but flaccid and shriveled. She felt safe from it, at least for the moment. Perhaps that was why he chose to scare her with words, since his penis, like that of the other men's, was presently incapacitated. Veronica took Cindy's hand and pulled her forward. The girl made an effort to look back at Robert, to assure herself again that his cock couldn't rob her of her cherry, but Veronica drew her under a low hanging branch of an apple tree, and she had to dip her head just in time to avoid it. To Robert's delight, following behind her, the bowing of her head to avoid the branch caused her bottom to briefly stick out more. Robert admired its curve, its still-childish high placed fat combined with slender hips. He loved the sight of her thighs, tanned lightly, setting off her ass with its virgin whiteness. He adored her curving calves, her bare feet. As she straightened, on the other side of the branch, he gazed at her erect back before bowing his own head, and part of his body, to avoid the branch in his turn. Within a bowery of apple trees the towels lay, surrounded by the trees and beyond it the high wall, with the flowers, and the front side of the house. They would lay naked here. Cindy gasped when she saw a riding crop lying on one of the towels. And then she was, under the circumstances, surprised to see something else: on each towel was a swimsuit. Some had both a top and a bottom and some just a top. They were all bikinis, for the women, or Speedos for the men, of the very smallest kind. "They are to preserve the whiteness of your bottom," Veronica said. "So the strokes from your punishment show up better." Cindy gasped. "Veronica explained that the bras served the same purpose, for the tits present, and that everyone would be wearing swimsuits because everyone, in the course of their stay, might have to bare themselves to the seemingly ever-present implement of discipline, the riding crop lying on one of the towels. "No one is spared here, unless they are very lucky. And then perhaps they would count themselves unlucky if they were," Veronica added, betraying a knowing smile. There was genial laughter. Robert took the towel with the riding crop, which was right next to the towel which Cindy was led to by Veronica. The girl knelt down on her towel and made to put on her bikini. It was new, she liked it despite its tinyness. "Here, let me help you," Veronica said after a moment, when Cindy became confused by the strings. For, indeed, the swimsuit had more strings than fabric! It was almost like trying to tie on a spider web. The girl managed it at last, however, and she made to lie down on her towel. The swatch of fabric covering her bottom went a little into her ass crack as she moved. When she was lying flat on her belly, Veronica pulled it out for her. She smoothed it across the cheeks of the girl's behind. "One good whack with this would slice a hole right in her bikini," Robert boasted. Cindy blanched. She looked at him, her long lashes blinking with fright. But Robert was still staring at that part of herself where he was wishing to aim his crop, and he laughed at how even the delicately smoothed back of Cindy's bikini, straightened by Veronica, allowed a good quarter inch of the girl's ass crack to stick out above the fabric. He liked the effect; she was clothed but only very strategically. The slightest movement threatened to send her tiny panty-back shooting up again into her ass! And he liked something else too: In his presence, she had forgotten to walk voluptuously. He told her of this and her frightened look increased. Veronica patted the girl's bare back and said, "So many mistakes, Cindy! But you will have a chance to pay for them soon. In a little while, after we have enjoyed the luxury of lying on the grass in the warm summer sun, a man will come. I do not want you to be bashful when he arrives. We will all strip for him. He is a world class executioner-- do not start, my child!" Veronica put a hand to the girl's back, keeping her from bolting upright. In her stifled movement her panty rear slipped into her ass, showing her naked cheeks. "We are all something of amateurs, but he is a professional. We will all, men and women, expose to him what we have, lying here on the grass. He will take us one by one or he will take us as a group." Veronica paused, shivered, her cantaloupe-sized tits quivering in her tiny bra. She straightened Cindy's panty back again. The girl gaped up at Veronica with fright, her head turned, looking rather like a fawn flattened by a passing truck out on the dirt road beyond the wall. "He will come across the fields, on horseback, taking the road the last half mile, just like you did," Veronica explained. "His speciality is torture. No bottom is safe from him, male or female. Innocence will serve you not at all for he began his career in Saudi Arabia, seeing that the King's little princesses, all under 12 at the time, were obedient, despite their brattish English upbringing, to Islamic law." Veronica paused, laughed, straightened Cindy's long blonde hair where it went trailing down her suntanned back. Then she continued, telling her more about their coming guest. "This man, this executioner, he told us in his letter to us of his first day with the little princesses. He told the girls they were going for a swim. He asked them to get out of their pretty Western clothes, which they loved to wear, and they did this, after a little hesitation, seemingly enjoying the naughtiness of being required to strip for this man. He led them through their father's private desert to an oasis. It was just a little walk from the castle, early in the morning, when the sand is still cool. But just as the girls were ready to go splashing into the water, he had servants jump out from behind bushes and grab them. The servants hauled the girls, kicking and screaming, past the cool waters of the oasis. They took them into a tent. There, donning a hood, the executioner hit them with a strap, hard, until their little bottoms longed to be covered, I assure you, in proper black chadors!" Robert and several others laughed, listening, but Cindy only gasped, her bottom cheeks now quivering and the panty-rear once more slipping into them. Veronica let the exposure of the girl's bottom pass this time, unfixed, for she was eager to finish her tale. "The executioner was not entirely without generosity, however," she went on. "Before making the girls get dressed he allowed them, weeping and with their bare bottoms stinging, to frolic briefly in the water." "I'm sure they were now extremely grateful for that!" Robert said. "Yes, and then he made them return to their parents dressed in their little black robes," Veronica said. "They're quite well-disciplined, he tells us. They obey their father at the drop of a hat. Or hood, in the case of a Saudi king!" A woman in a bikini stood up. She went into the house and came back out with a pad and pen in her hand. "What would you like to drink?" the woman, a beautiful redhead, asked the guests. Requests were made, languidly, from the towels. The woman nodded, listening, then went inside with another woman and came back out with what had been requested, bringing it on two heavily-laden trays. Cindy asked for a gin and soda, though she only sipped it when she got it, not used to the taste of alcohol. "Tch! You should drink more than that. If only as an anesthetic," Veronica said to Cindy. She chose a Bloody Mary and quickly finished it. Suddenly, in the distance, the pounding of horse hoofs were heard. A chill, worse than any Cindy had ever felt, raced up her spine. She realized her panty back was in her ass again and quickly reached behind herself, still lying on her belly, and yanked it out. With frantic hands she smoothed it across her sun-warmed ass. A woman in a bikini got up from her towel. She went out through the veil of apple trees, past the thick trunks and under the apple-laden branches. She unbolted the gate from the inside and swung it open. Cindy, looking fearfully over her shoulder, was amazed at the slender woman's strength. For the bolt was heavy, or looked it, and the gate was at first slow in moving, forcing the woman to strain her lovely body when she pulled on it, her tits nearly bursting with the effort out of her tiny bikini top. The woman did not straighten her top after she finished. Instead she reached back and untied it, and then threw it on the grass. As she was hastily bending forward, her tits hanging ripe and naked in front of her, pulling her panties down off her ass and from out of her clinging cunt and down her legs, a small wind rose up. It played with the swim top lying in the grass. The woman added to the wind's enjoyment a moment later by discarding her panties next to her top. Then she turned, and bent forward. Offering her ass to the open gate, spreading her legs as if to pee, but keeping her hands on her knees, she showed her bare bottom, which was quite lovely to look at, to a brawny Arab who came rushing through into the yard. All around Cindy the other guests took off their swimwear, baring their naked bodies. They did not get up, however, but lay on their towels, face down or face up, according to their preference. All of them spread their legs, the men showing their balls and cocks more completely, the women opening their cunts to the sun and the eyes of the man. He gazed upon them, their muscular or slender white bodies. He gazed at the woman bent over by the gate too, and he nodded to himself, seemingly pleased with what he saw. Then his eyes stopped; he saw Cindy, she was lying face down with her face buried in her palms. Her bottom quivered, but it was not uncovered for him, in fact she had just reached down and fixed her panty back again! The Arab jumped down from his horse. He had a bare chest, quite muscular. He wore purple-colored pantaloons that were tucked into boots. The boots were almost knee-high and looked well-worn. But anyone glancing in his direction would not have noticed his pants or boots, or even his chest. They would have seen instead the bright scimitar stuck bare-bladed through his sash, and they would, perhaps, have seen what was in his right hand. It went blurring outward as he strode forward; a moment later there was a howl from the bent-over woman by the gate as her bare ass, so well-displayed, was given a bright red welt. "YooooHOOOO!" the woman by the gate cried. At once she stood erect once more, her bare breasts joggling wildly on her chest as her hands flew back to grab her ass. Her howl ended in a sniffled gasp; there was no way to avoid tears from such a fiercely applied stroke as that! A second stroke, well-aimed and landing on the first, would surely have brought blood, but the Arab strode on, forgetting the woman, and gazed at the array of cocks and cunts and bottoms offered to his inspection. Including the bottom which most intrigued him, right at the moment, one that couldn't be seen owing to its little owner being disobedient about uncovering herself. The Arab walked into the ring of trees, bowing his head to avoid the punishment of nature's branches. He pulled out his sword and swished it idly above the offered cocks. Men, strong and daring, flinched beneath him. he worked his way through the crowd toward Cindy's little ass, the girl still hiding her eyes, hearing his heavy tread on the grass. "Very good. You are brave before Allah," the man said to the men under him, their dicks sticking up in the all-seeing glare of the sun. For those few men who were unwilling to offer themselves he had a ready answer: a kick in the balls, between their spread legs. It was not enough to harm them, he knew just how to do it, but it certainly got their attention! Over they rolled, at once, cursing themselves for having disobeyed his explicit instructions that he had put in his letter. Grabbing themselves, they offered freshly stiff cocks to his scythe-like sword, for no man, facing such dire punishment in this sort of group, could resist the cock stiffening pleasure of being so utterly put at risk. By now Cindy's curiosity was getting the better of her. She could feel the man's presence, so close! Thinking he might not have noticed her, despite the foolishness with her bikini, she lifted her head just a little and turned it. Good God! He was looking right at her! "Yeeeeek!" Cindy cried. She hid her face again, too late! The man reached down and grabbed her by the back of her panties. What was in her ass crack came out; a moment later the girl was heaved up into the air, by her little bikini bottoms, her feet wiggling and her arms flailing. "Why aren't you naked?!" the Arab roared. "I'm sowwwy!" Cindy cried, tears immediately coming to her eyes and her hands reaching down to yank on her panties. To pull them down, which was quite a stupid thing for her to do now, for as she hastily tried to yank her panties down she nearly toppled forward and struck her head in the grass. It was the Arab who caught her just in time, dropping his sword, barely missing the torso of Robert who lay naked next to Cindy, his cock stiff in the sun. The Arab grabbed Cindy's blonde hair just before her head would have gone torpedoing into the grass. The girl screamed again, though the Arab was dextrous enough to catch her weight by her hair without yanking it out. He swung her upright and grabbed her somewhat more safely around her bare neck. He squeezed hard, momentarily cutting her breath off. He felt her slender pulsing veins in her neck and knew he could break her head off with just a jerk, perhaps even an unwanted accidental jerk, of his hand. Again he was more gentleman than terror, at least for the moment. He slipped his hand down under one of the girl's arms and righted her, planting her bare feet in the grass. "Whew!" Cindy cried, exhaling with blinking fright at what had just happened to her. The abruptness of being pulled up, the firm almost acrobatic way the man had saved her. Her tits had fallen out of her bra. They juddered with her breathing, the tips both wiggling with nervousness and the pang of sharp excitement. "Finish taking off your panties. I want you bare for the whip," the Arab said to Cindy. The girl quickly complied, her absolute sense of fright returning. She stripped off her panties and then went for her bra. By this time the Arab had beckoned Veronica to stand up. As she did, her own bikini already a little pile of strings on the grass, she untied the bow at the back of Cindy's bra. The girl pulled her bra free of herself and dropped it next to her panties on her towel. The Arab picked three more females, from the dozen available to him. They stood up, blinking in the sun, their bodies naked and their most vulnerable and tender parts still white against their tanning limbs and torsos. "You are the first I will torture," the Arab said to the women. "You will each tell me any failings you have committed and I will select the appropriate punishment. In the house, however, for I have been riding in the sun and it is hot." With a wave of his hand he ordered them in. They went fearfully at first, buck naked in front of this stranger, then giggled a little as they saw him coming behind with a bulge now showing visibly in the front of his trousers. He ordered those remaining on the grass to have an orgy. He told them he wanted to hear them from inside, and he assured them that they would be able to hear those that were being punished. "For inspiration," he said. When he was inside with the women, all of them nervously holding hands now like little virgin princesses, he spoke to them again. "I expect complete honesty from you, ladies," the executioner said. "I will punish you as a group, each of you receiving a whip stroke on your ass for each of your mistakes that you have made so far while you're here. Let's begin with you," he said to Cindy. For a moment Cindy simply stood between Veronica and another woman, naked Beth, gaping at the executioner and wondering how on earth she could bring herself to say what he wished her to. Veronica and Beth squeezed Cindy's hands. She gulped and then, holding back a desperate new urge to cry, as well as a sudden unwanted desire to pee, she said: "I-- I failed to walk voluptuously this morning, in front of Robert." Cindy gulped again. There was silence, and Cindy's eyes rolled worriedly from the executioner's face to the riding crop he was holding and back again, stopping inbetween at the frightfully large bulge that now stood in the front of his trousers. "And?" Veronica asked. Cindy frowned and looked at the woman. Then, holding back new tears of fright, quite embarrassed and blushing, she said, "And- and- I wouldn't let some men pee in my mouth. But then I let Veronica pee in my mouth!" Cindy hastily added. There was silence again, during which time her gaze once more apprized the crop and the man and his penis. "And?" Veronica asked again. "I let you... I mean I let her pee in my mouth. Sir," Cindy said. Now it was the executioner's turn to frown. "Hmmm," he said, making one eye wince as if he were an Arab version of Popeye. "Just a bit slow on the confessional there, my dearest little one." Cindy sighed with relief, hearing the way his sentence ended, so sweetly spoken! But the man immediately made the girl shoot up on her toes when he announced, "Four whip strokes on your ass!" Cindy wilted. The two women's hands she held now kept her upright as, bending low, nearly falling at the Arab's feet, she howled, "Four?! Four?!" "Your fourth mistake was being slow to confess, and your fifth is to challenge me now. Five strokes!" the Arab said. "NO!" Cindy cried, more frightened now than she'd ever been. "Do not send me past SIX!" the Arab roared, and Cindy screamed "NO!" again, for he meant, as anyone could hear that her No had earned her another blow from the whip. But alas, she with this latest "No," passed six, and the seventh was not a whip stroke but a punishment of impalement. As it would be for any woman so recalcitrant before the Arab. Cindy tried to flee. But Veronica and Beth held her, and the Arab took her from them, despite her struggling, as easily as some men pluck the wings off of butterflies. He led the girl wild-eyed and frightened to the group's special room for punishments. The women followed, pointing the way, half scared and half delighted, for now at last this little virgin was going to get her due! Her first whipping, and at the hands of an expert at that, a man who could break her in two with a whip if he wished. Laughingly, their delight now conquering their own nervous fears, the women helped the Arab tie down Cindy to a wooden X. The X was quite wide in both its front and rear. Cindy found there was plenty of room for a man to stand in front of her, if he wished, and use her gasping mouth as a place to stick himself. Whether for sperming or (Cindy's heart thumped in her chest at this thought, despite her "progress" earlier) peeing! Meanwhile, in back the girl felt her legs spread so wide by the X's legs that she feared her hymen would split. The X lay flat, giving plenty of room in back for a man to entertain himself there as well. Cindy looked with horror at her surroundings. She saw cages and posts and pillories. She saw an operating room table. It was all so terrible to behold, this and much else that her eyes couldn't stop blinking in disbelief. the Arab checked her restraints on the X and then went to select a whip. There was a whole wall full of them, at the back of the room. They were long and short, broad and narrow, plaited and smooth. He hung up his riding crop. He would use it later on more mature bottoms, that could take the more difficult sting that it delivered. "Shall I go easy on her, or hard?" the Arab asked the women. They looked up from a slender dildo they were greasing. They looked forward to seeing Cindy's cherry bottom split. "Hard!" the women cried. Their bare tits jostled and bounced off each others' as they leaned in close over the dildo. "Then I must select a whip with two tails. To double her punishment and make it more memorable for her," the Arab said. "NO!" Cindy cried. "Sweet Jesus, shut up, or he'll flay you alive!" Veronica called to the girl. "Get her a gag or her mistakes will kill her," the Arab said. "NO!" Cindy cried, still not learning anything. Everyone had to laugh at that, except of course Cindy, who was going to have to pay for it all. Veronica spotted a pair of used panties lying on the floor; someone's, from some previous adventure. Not pausing to consider the cleanliness of the garment she picked it up and jammed it into Cindy's mouth. The girl might swallow a few germs but it would spare her at least the innermost bit of skin on her ass. There was grease still on Veronica's fingers from the dildo as she gagged Cindy. At the smell of vaseline Cindy realized the women and the Arab were in earnest about impaling her. She increased her struggling but the straps held her fast to the wooden X. She was in for a good whipping at last, and at least the part of her that had amused the crowd with a turd the previous day would be non-virgin when the Arab was through. The Arab was ready to apply the whip. But Cindy was struggling so fiercely, despite the tightness of her straps, that he thought perhaps the panties were somehow gagging her. After all, if she had a stuffed nose, with panties wadded in her mouth, she could wind up like Chandra Levy. Chandra was too young and beautiful for that and the Arab, considering the matter for a moment, decided Cindy, who was almost a decade younger, was surely too young as well. So he laid down his whip on the floor and went forward and untied her gag. But, alas, the girl's youth should have given away the reason for her intense wiggling on the X. It was of course due to fear, rank fear. But not all of it was due to fear. "I have to pee!" Cindy cried. The Arab frowned. It had taken some work for his burly fingers to undo Veronica's knot. Now he would have to gag the girl all over again, unless of course he wanted to hear her say "NO" some more, and turn her bottom into something that looked like it had spent the day in a broiler. With her legs spread, looking like a turkey waiting to be stuffed, perhaps a broiler was needed, but in the end the Arab just decided to listen to her "NO's" and not count them anymore. To try to stop her screaming he warned her, "If you pee, I'll pee on you!" "NO!" the poor uneducated girl cried, still not learning anything at all. "I think we're up to about 100 no's now," a woman observed, not without relish. The whip was applied, soundly and without remorse, or with as little remorse as a 15-year-old child could conjure up in a paid executioner! When the Arab was finished, and Cindy's bottom aflame, he told the women to have at her bottom hole with the dildo. Again Cindy cried "NO!". The Arab warned her not to tighten her asscheeks, and especially not to say "NO" again, or he would ram the dildo into her virgin cunt. This produced the expected response, "NO!" And then Cindy peed. Right on the floor, right as the women were about to give her the dildo. This enraged the Arab. He yanked down his purple pantaloons and let loose with his cock. He squirted Cindy's flaming behind with his ardent urine and the girl, after first howling at the shock of the hot fluid, began to feel slightly better as it cooled, wetly, in the air of the room. "Damn, I have benefitted her, when I'm supposed to be torturing her," the Arab said, marvelling at his mistake. "Then perhaps it's your ass's turn to be whipped!" the women cried. What's in a Name? by holy joe I have decided to legally change my name. I am fed up with this world and how I am being treated. It's payback time. No, I'm not looking to go on a crime spree with my new name, and I already discarded the possibility of changing my name to "fucking asshole". Imagine, if you will, me going into the Department of Motor Vehicles to get my driver's license renewed. There sits a big burly cop behind the registration desk, who has an attitude problem and has been pulled off the beat. "What's your name?" he asks. (There truly was such a person waiting for me the last time I renewed.) "Boner Boy," I say. "What?!" It will be a pretty good name. However if for some reason I wind up in prison, you can be sure I'll quickly change my name to "Boner Boy With AIDS". I always did want one of those George Herbert Walker Bush four-word names. (Incidentally, did you ever think of getting a sex change operation and then getting sent to a women's prison? Or how about a girl's reform school?) The actor Timothy Bottoms has an interesting name. Is that what they call him on the set? "Oh, Mr. Bottoms, would you please come here? We've gotta do that gay sex scene in our prison film." I hear he has a daughter. He liked the comic book Cherry (as do I), so he named his daughter Cherry Bottoms. Unfortunately he named her before she was born, and his baby's ultrasound got mixed up with that of another parent's child. So in fact Timothy didn't have a daughter, but a son. The boy is now grown, and wouldn't you know, even though he's straight his unfortunate luck just keeps rolling along. He's said to feel uncomfortable ordering drinks in bars where he lives, in San Francisco. Especially when the bartender says, "Let me see your driver's license son. Are you of legal age? Yes, well I guess you are, Mr. Cherry Bottoms!" In my case, I am thinking of a career as well as a name. I would like to be a preschool worker. I'm half Black (my dick), so I'm always sensitive to discrimination. Nonetheless I'm going to pursue my name change, and if it's not going to be "Boner Boy" perhaps it will be "Mr. Molester." Just to prove that there's no discrimination in America. Or maybe I should change my name to "Spanky". ("Not your child's bottom, ma'am, my dick!") Imagine being on an airplane and hearing, "This is your pilot speaking, Mr. Bin Laden." Could a judge stop you if you really wanted to change your name to that? After introducing yourself to the passengers you could say, "Ooops, I think my Macintosh just bombed. Damn, why does it always have to crash? If it does it again, I'm going to blow up! Oh shit, now my battery pack's died." Then you could tell the co-pilot to quit passing gas, and complain that the air conditioning must not be working `cause you're burning up. Not that the people in the air traffic control tower would fall for this little bit of humor, of course. They'd probably be all hot about it. Tell them not to get so fired up. Then remind the passengers to collapse their tray tables, and quit smoking. After all, you've got a plane to fry... 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